Disclaimer: I don't own the Ninja Turtles!! *grabs Mikey and gets an innocent look on face* ^_^ Well, maybe ooonnneeee won't hurt!! *runs away* MINE! MINE! MINE! Raphaella: Dream - put Mikey down NOW! Just j/king!!
"This is Papa Johns Pizza, how may we help you?" a perky, happy, completely fake voice asked.

"Yeah, I would like to order three stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese," TygerOfTheWynd put her hand over the phone and looked over at Daydream. "You can eat THAT much?" she questioned, eyebrows raised. Daydream nodded furiously, orange and white hair flying back and forth.

"Uh-huh!" she replied happily, ears perking upwards. After that she added, "Can I talk to the pizza guy, pa-lease Tyger, pretty please?!" Tyger rolled her brown eyes, shook her head, and uncovered the phone. Dream gave her a pouty look and went back to what she had been doing.

"Okay, two pepperoni pizzas, four extra cheese, one veggie-lovers," Tyger reuncovered the phone and gave Hexadecimal a look. Hex growled and flattened her ears to the side of her head.

"Yes, veggie-lovers extra peppers." She stated in an annoyed tone then got up and went into the kitchen. Tyger nodded quickly and went back to talking.

"Um, and five pineapple and ham." Everyone stuck their tongues out and glanced around, wondering who had freaky tastebuds. Kiki got their attention and pointed to Egor who was watching TV beside Nightmare.

"Oh." Eleven voices said in unison. "Thank you." Tyger said as she hung up the phone. Daydream gave her another pouty look.

"Ya didn't let me talk!" she exclaimed sadly.

"Nah duh." Tyger replied, getting up from the couch and looking around the room. Mily was laying on the back of the couch, watching cartoons like everyone else seemed to be. Her long tail was flicking back in forth in front of an annoyed Arista's face. Nightmare was on the floor, squawking every once in a while at the TV. Kiki and Danceingfae were trying to play a game of chess, but they were frequently interrupted by Egor. (Kiki, I wanna lolli! No. Give Egor lolli! No! PLEASE!!! NOOO!!) Raphaella was sitting on the couch, laughing at a story she was reading on her laptop.

"Sakura updated you guys!" she exclaimed happily. Tmnt_luver walked over, carefully stepping over Night's outstretched legs. She bent the upper half of her body down to look at the laptop.

"Cool, what's the story about?" she asked. Raphaella smirked.

"Zim and the TMNT. It seems that Zim is trying to take over the lair." Raph explained, scrolling down the page as she talked. Tmnt_luver nodded. Daydream was sitting in an armchair with her legs draped over the armrests, messing with a slingshot she had made. Pulling it taunt, she shot a spit- ball at Ziptango who dodged it and growled at the cat.

"Nice try." Daydream snapped her fingers.

"Darn you and your doggy reflexes." She hissed, reloaded her slingshot and took another shot at the retreating white dog mutant.

"Quit it!!" Zip yelled at her as a spit ball whacked her in the ear. She turned around and jumped the cat mutant who let out a shriek and raced for Dance's room.

"You won't escape for long!!!!!" Zip barked. Dance's bedroom door slammed shut. Danceingfae's yellow bandanna'd head popped up.

"Get outta my room!" she yelled in an annoyed tone. Nothing happened. Duh.

TMNT-Punker was looking in the mirror, poking her horn repeatedly. "Go in would you!?" she ordered, concentrating hard. As she did so, the horn retracted slowly, creating a bright blue star on her forehead. She turned around with a grin. "Look!! I RULE!!" she began to bounce around happily.

"That's wonderful Punker, you almost look normal!" Arista exclaimed, trying to get some dirt out from under her fingers. She was sitting on the couch, trying to get Mily's tail out of her face. As the orange snake-like thing tickled her beak, Arista yanked it hard. Mily sent up a yowl to shatter the foundations of heaven.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MY TAIL!!!! YOU PULLED MY TAIL, YOU PHYSCOPATHIC NUMBSKULL OF A TURTLE!!!!" Mily accused, leaping off the back of the couch and to the ground. A thump from above warned them to be silent. Dance scowled.

"Neighbors." Meanwhile, Arista had fled into the kitchen to escape the towering rage of Mily.

"I'LL GET YOU!!!!" Mily's roar still rang in her ears. Hexadecimal looked up from the fridge where she was liberating a bottle of Coke from a shelf.

"Hey Rista, what's up?" Hex asked, popping off the top of it and taking a sip. In a swift move, she gently shut the fridge door with a backwards kick. Arista sighed and sat down at the two-seater table.

"Nothing, I hope the pizza gets here soon." She sighed, looking longingly out the window. Hex nodded.

"Me too." She stated. Her striped tail twitched angrily and her claws extended and retracted. Hexadecimal turned to her friend. "Well, we might as well wait where a TV is." Hex said, nodding her head towards the door. Arista shook her head.

"No, I think I'll stay in here for a bit longer." Hex grinned slightly and headed into the living room.
After about fifteen minutes, a knock was heard. Mily jumped off the back of the couch, where she had perched herself again, and headed over to the door. She opened the door and grinned at the pizza guy. "Hello!" she exclaimed happily. The ugly, pimply, nasty pizza guy stared at her in horror.

"Wha-at?" Mily asked, giving him a look. "Do I have something on my face?"

"What ARE you?!" he yelped, backing away from her. Mily gasped as she remembered that she was no longer human. Behind her, Kiki exchanged worried looks with her chess partner.

"Umm, it's a costume party!" she tried to explain and moved closer to the pizza guy. He flung the pizza boxes at her.

"Here, take em! NO CHARGE!!!" he screamed and ran down the hall, screeching 'monsters'. Up and down the hall, doors opened and heads popped out, looking at Mily who was standing there with a bewildered look on her furry face. A strong hand came out from Dance's apartment and snatched Mily back in. The pizzas were left on the floor, abandoned.

"Okay, that was not good!" Ziptango exclaimed, still holding Mily's arm. Mily was staring at the door which had been slammed shut by tmnt_luver.

"I'M SO SORRY!!!" she suddenly yelled. Dance's bedroom door opened and Daydream came out, wondering what all the fuss was about. The kitchen door swung open and Arista entered the room, light blue bandanna whirling around as she looked towards the upset feline mutant.

"What's with her?" Dream asked in a worried tone. TygerOfTheWynd took control before things could get out of hand.

"Okay, we've been discovered." She explained, pausing as some of the authors gasped, most in sarcasm and a few in shock. "We should probably leave before they call the police or the army or." Tyger was about to go on but was interrupted by a non-serious Nightmare.

"OR THE ICE CREAM MAN!!!" she screeched. Everyone looked up expectantly at the ceiling, but nothing happened. Tyger glared at Nightmare and then tried to get everyone back to listening to her.

"Okay, NOT the ice-cream man! We could go back to the lab if we don't leave!" she exclaimed, quickly becoming the center of attention again.

"But where would we go?" asked Raphaella, turning a bright yellow color. Tyger shrugged.

"I don't know, but AWAY from this building would be the best idea at the moment." She stated. The rest of the girls nodded.

"We leave?" Egor asked, looking at the mismatched mutants.

"Yeah, we leave." Danceingfae mumbled. This was her house, her apartment, HER home, and now she was supposed to leave it because she had turned into a mutant turtle! And she had already paid this months rent!

"So, don't just stand there, get packing!" Hexadecimal ordered, noticing the non-moving girls. In a flash, the authors were grabbing their bags, backpacks, duffle bags, suitcases, and sleeping bags. Not to mention pillows! Must have pillowssss.(sorry, I'm so tired! ^_^) TMNT-Punker pulled on a black coat while others searched their bags for trench coats and long sweatshirts. Soon, there were twelve girls standing at the door, holding all their stuff. Quickly they filed out the door, surrounding tmnt_luver so she wouldn't be noticed as much. Danceingfae was the last to leave. A small tear squeezed out of the corner of her eye and rolled down her green cheek. She slammed the door shut and quickly caught up with the others. They flew onto the elevator, first one group and then the other. After reaching the lobby, they ran as fast as possible into the dimly lit street in front of the apartment building. Dance took the lead, closely followed by Hex.

"So where now?' Kiki asked, staring at the traffic as the girls walked quickly down the sidewalk. Raphaella, who was walking beside her turtle friend shrugged.

"To the bat cave!" she suggested, striking a pose. Ella had turned a black color so it was difficult to see her when she stepped in the shadows. The nervous authors giggled.

"I am gonna fly!!!" Nightmare screeched randomly. The girls whipped around. Nightmare was standing on one leg on an air vent, letting her trench coat fly up around her. Night had her arms outstretched in front of her in a Superman position.

"Oh boy." Hexadecimal groaned and went over to the chicken mutant. Grabbing the younger girl by the arm, she drug Night off the air vent, hoping that no one had seen any feathery arms or legs. Giggling, tmnt_luver plucked a white feather out of the air.

"Night, you have serious problems!" Luver informed the grinning chicken girl who gave her a duh look.

"I know this!!!" Nightmare exclaimed and began walking again. The girls walked until their legs felt like they were going to fall off. Tails drug the ground, ears drooped, and eyes were dull. The cardboard boxes were beginning to look like a hotels. When the authors had decided that it was time to at least stop for a while, they split up and began to look around for a vacant alley. Most were already occupied by shady characters or homeless people.

'Look at all these poor people.' TMNT-Punker thought to herself. She winced, remembering that she was now one of them. Hexadecimal noticed the wince and asked her what was wrong.

"Nothing, it's just, now WE'RE homeless too." She replied, a touch of sadness in her tone. Hex nodded.

"Infuriating, isn't it?" Hex extended her claws and slashed the air in front of her. Instinctively, Punker moved away from the angered mutant. "We had a home, but now we don't!" Hex growled and then sighed. "People should take us as we are and be happy." TMNT-Punker nodded.

"Yeah, but they can't understand, I think it's impossible for them to." Punker said, glaring at the near-by wall. A grungy-looking person gave the two girls a suspicious look so they quickly vacated that alley.

"Hey, guys, come here!" Daydream tried to whisper, but it came off as a sorta yell. She was hiding behind a wall, peeking out every once in a while to look down the alley. Dream had her makeshift slingshot in hand, cocked and ready to shot. The other authors crept toward her, wanting to know what had got the young girl so hyper. Not that Daydream needs a reason. She pointed down the alley, towards a group of people.

Towards the back of the alley a small gang of people were standing in fighting positions, all bodies pointed in one way. A tall, lanky guy in the middle of the gang was holding something, a something that the writers took as a gun. He was pointed it at four figures in the shadows. The authors watched as after a few muffled words, the sound of metal clanking on concrete was heard. The other gang members seemed to relax, now laughing at the four figures. The guy with the gun twirled it expertly on his finger. The girls gasped as one of the shadow figures made a move towards the man. They still couldn't see what it was, but the fact they it was stepping towards guy with a GUN was amazing. The gun was cocked and the figure was pulled backwards by two other pairs of hands.

"We HAVE to do something!" Ziptango exclaimed in a rushed whisper. Nods were returned.

"But how?" tmnt_luver asked, peering around the wall at the gang who were now moving towards THEIR figures.

"We rush em." Hex stated, slashing the air again.

"Jump on them and tickle them!" tmnt_luver suggested with a giggle. Eyes rolled.

"Ummm, bite their ears off like Mike Tyson!" Daydream supplied bouncing. A ssshhh from everyone made her shut up.

"We should do this in an orderly fashion! We don't want anyone injured or dead." Tyger stated. Everyone nodded. "So here's what we do." In hushed whispers, a plan was formed.

"Now, be careful." Danceingfae hissed as the group broke up. The rest of the authors nodded their heads and split up. Raphaella, Mily, and Hex climbed up a near-by fire escape and onto the roof. Danceingfae, Arista, and Daydream went towards the other side of the alley, hugging the wall as close as possible. TygerOfTheWynd, Ziptango, and TMNT-Punker stayed on the alley wall with the fire-escape and crept down the wall. They would be behind the gang while Dance, Rista, and Dream would be in front and to the side. Tmnt_luver readied herself to charge straight into the alley. Kiki was standing where the author group had started, trying to keep Egor quiet (Egor help! NO!). Nightmare was bouncing around, anxious to do her part.

"Huuuurrrrrryyyy!!!" she hissed, flapping her wings.

"SsssSSShhhh!!" Kiki hissed back. Egor took this time to run around in circles. Exasperated, Kiki felt like killing Egor, but at a grin from the eccentric boy, all thoughts of murder fled.

On the far wall, Dance, Arista, and Daydream were scooting continuously closer to their target. Arista held up a hand for them to stop. Dance, right behind Arista, stopped, but Daydream who was freaking out about what she was about to do, kept on walking. She rammed into Dance's shell who, in turn, whacked into Arista's shell.

"Daydream!" both of the older girls hissed. Dream shrugged, grabbed her slingshot, and bent down to the ground for a few large pieces of gravel on rock. After loading the slingshot, she quietly made her way to the front of the line.

"Don't miss." Arista whispered. Daydream gave her a look.

"That really helps, Rista!" she squeaked. Daydream pointed the quivering slingshot at the guy with the gun. Day could've laughed right then, the scene was so ridiculous. From her vantage point in the shadows, she could see Raphaella, Mily, and Hex on top of the other roof, ready to leap off the moment Daydream finished what she was supposed to be doing. On the other side of the alley, Tyger, Zip, and Punker were positioning themselves to leap out of the shadows in a sneak attack. Swiveling her right ear, she could hear tmnt_luver getting ready to charge in. Dream could also, to her amusement, her Kiki scolding Egor and Nightmare rustling her feathers. Daydream jumped when she felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Earth to planet Daydream, come in Daydream!" Danceingfae said and then added, "Anytime now." Daydream nodded and focused the slingshot on the gunman's trigger finger. 'This is so stupid, girl with slingshot loaded with a rock against a guy with a gun that's loaded with a bunch of pieces of metal. Great!' Trying not to wince, Daydream let the rock go flying.

"OOOOOWWW!!!" the gunman yelped, flinging the gun to the ground. He stuck his pointed finger into his mouth and began hopping around. On top of the building, Raphaella, Mily, and Hexadecimal took a flying leap (small building, k?! ^_^). "COWABUNGA!!!" they cried simultaneously. From the shadows, two groups of girls came flying out, screaming war cries at the top of their lungs.

"TMNT RULES!!!!" yelled Ziptango as she kicked a tall, yellow-shirted guy in the stomach. He let out an oomph. The gang members jumped into action, but so did the figures the girls had been trying to help.

At the alley entrance, tmnt_luver let out a scream and came racing in. As she got to the middle of battle, she reared up onto her back legs, letting out a war cry of her own.

"FOR ALL THINGS DONNYLICIOUS!!!" With that, Luver came down on all four legs and a backwards kick sent a guy flying.

"This is tmnt_luver." She stated and butted heads with a tall man. He stared at her with ddistorted eyes. Tmnt_luver grinned.

"This is tmnt_luver's OTHER hoof!!" This guy also went flying like the first one.

TMNT-Punker was being cornered by a group of men in the back of the alley. As they closed in, a light wave emitted itself from Punker and instead of a girl with long black hair, the four criminals were faced with a tall, majestic looking unicorn.

"WHAT THE F---?!?!?!" one of them yelled. He was sent backwards with a burst of power. The other three quickly vacated the premises.

'I LOOOVE being a MUTANT!!" she said in a telepathic voice. TMNT-Punker gave a victorious flick of her tail and then plunged back into the fray.

On a level of the fire escape, Daydream was standing it an archer's position, aiming her slingshot carefully. Beside her, Ziptango was pounding anyone that tried to climb the fire escape to get to the two mutants.

"You know Zip, we make a pretty good team!" Dream exclaimed, letting fly a piece of gravel to strike the guy who was trying to strangle Tyger.

"Ya got that right!" Zip replied, kicking an overweight guy backwards off the ladder. A she turned back towards Daydream, she saw someone trying to hurt Arista. Meanwhile, Daydream was doing a I'm-so-good dance.

"I never miiiisss!!" she sing-songed. Ziptango let out a groan and bopped the orange and white striped feline on the back of her head.

"Hey, Cocky, over there." She pointed to the scene with a white, furry hand. Daydream rubbed the back of her head.

"Oww, that hurt!" she whined. Ziptango bopped her again.

"Daydream!"

"Okay, okay, hold on!" The fifteen-year-old grinned and reloaded her slingshot.

Back to back, Hex and Mily fought off an onslaught of muscular men using their claws and agility.

"Having fun, Mi?" Hex asked in a halting voice as she roundhoused someone in the jaw. Mily shook her head.

"Give me a bowl of popcorn and a slew of Hamtaro reruns any day!" she exclaimed, slashing a guy as he to close. She let out a shriek as someone grabbed her pink bandanna. Hex whirled around and dealt the guy a kick in a place where the sun don't shine. The other feline mutant smiled thankfully at her.

"Thanks Hex!" the orange tabby exclaimed, jumping upwards to escape a low kick.

In the front of the alley, Nightmare kicked at the ground. She was tired of waiting, she wanted to kick some butt too! With a deranged yell, Night too entered the fight.

"I LIKE CHEESE!!!" Flying white feathers got in everyone's line of view.

"Nightmare!" Tyger roared, socking a dude with a black heart tattoo in the eye. She was being attacked from all sides. Good thing she has extremely long legs. Kicks flew like leaves in fall. Tyger's blue hair flicked across her face, annoying her to no end.

Nightmare raced across the alley, noticing Arista and Raphaella fighting together in the corner. She was about to head over there when she caught sight of a large, black, four-hooved object. A telepathic voice filled her head.

'Hey Night!'

"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! UNICORN!!!!!!!!" Nightmare began screaming at the top of her lungs and running around the alley in circles. She barreled into a turtle mutant, striking it to the ground. "Sorry Dance.WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Night kept screaming and running. The turtle mutant stared after her and then called. "WHO'S DANCE??!"

Nightmare's flight of fear was creating more havoc than it should. The young avian mutant struck tmnt_luver as she went past, causing the large centaur to kick out at her.

"THERE'S MORE OF THEM!!!" Night cried and raced around tmnt_luver in terrified circles. Luver stared in confusion.

"I don't get it." She said. A familiar telepathic voice filled her head.

'Neither do I.' TMNT-Punker exclaimed.

"Batter up!" Raphaella yelled, beckoning the next gang member to step up, which, so stupid, he did. Ella whirled around to strike him, doing a complete 360 twirl. Before her fists could make contact with his face, Raph's ears struck. The guy recoiled and then came back, swinging blindly.

"Strike one!" Raph yelled as his fist whistled in front of her face. He tried again.

"Strike two! But so close!" His fist was miles from the alien mutant. In renewed fury, the guy charged her. Raphaella jumped out of the way before he could kill her. The angry guy went crashing into the wall and was knocked unconscious.

"Strike three, you're OUT!!" Raph yelled as she stepped onto the fallen guy's back. She held up her arms and pumped the air.

Nearby, Arista laughed quickly, but immediately stopped when a fist came flying at her. She ducked, bandanna falling behind her. Arista jumped back up and high-kicked the guy in the face. She then grabbed him and kicked him repeatedly in the stomach.

"You people make me, sick, sick, SICK!" she screeched, repeating the word each time she hit him. He fell to the ground with a groan. Arista looked around to she if she was needed anywhere. She watched as Danceingfae and another turtle fought back to back, attacking everyone that got in their way. Arista was wondering about who that turtle was when a low kick swept her off her feet.

"HEY!!" she exclaimed, jumped up and fought back. A rock came flying out of no where, whistling past Arista's ear and whacking the guy in the forehead. He leapt away from Arista, clutching at the bleeding spot. Arista took this time to practice some fighting maneuvers.

Danceingfae blocked a frontal attack as the turtle mutant behind her led an offensive. "Good job, Kiki!" Dance complimented, guessing it was the red bandanna'd turtle since she had seen Arista just a few second's ago. The turtle turned around to face Danceingfae.

"Who's Kiki?!" it asked, staring at Dance. Dance let out a yelp and jumped backwards.

"No way!!!" She stared in fascination at the turtle mutant who jumped backwards too.

"You ain't Mikey! Who are you?!" He asked accusingly. Dance stared.

"Raphael?" she asked. He gave her a dirty look.

"What's it to ya?" Danceingfae stared in shock at him. The battle was dying down and most of the authors had changed their war cries to victory cheers. But, to the amazement and utter happiness, they had seemed to acquire four extra turtles.

At the alley entrance, Kiki was fed up with waiting. She let go of Egor's hand.

"Have at it Egor!" she exclaimed. Egor ran happily into the alley. He attacked Raphael.

"HHHHHIIIIYYYAAA!!!" he said. Raphael shook him off.

"Hey, what is this, the weirdo convention?" he asked, staring at the girls. Most glared back.

"Yeah, and your better." Arista growled. Daydream and Ziptango leapt down from the fire escape and joined their friends. TMNT_Punker resumed her normal shape. After a few seconds, joyous yells erupted.

"MMMMMIIIKKKEEYYY!!!!" Daydream, Danceingfae, Mily, and Nightmare exclaimed, attacking the orange bandanna'd turtle who yelped in reply.

"Dudettes! And a chicken?" He stared at Nightmare who grinned.

"DDDOOONNNYY!!!" Ziptango and tmnt_luver rushed over to Donatello who stared.

"A centaur? And a dog?" Zip and Luver looked at each other and grinned. "UH- HUH!!"

"RAPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHH!!!!!!" Tyger, Hex, Kiki, and Raphaella screamed and jumped on him. They were immediately thrown off.

"LLLLEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" TMNT_Punker and Arista screeched, running around the turtle in blue.

The turtles gave each other looks and then turned back to the girls.

"WHO THE SHELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!" they yelled in unison.
Finished!! Hope you liked it!! ^_^ Tada!! stares at it Oh my gosh, it is SOOO LONG!!! ^_^