Disclaimer: I don't own the ninja turtles!!! DANG IT!!!! And in Raphaella's
case: OH, DASH IT ALL!!! *Daydream ducks blow from Ella* Just joking!!
Daydream: Guess what!!! MY KITTY'S GONNA HAVE KITTENS!!! YAY!!! Anybody want one? ^_^ Also, my parents found another stray kitten on the road. my Dad isn't happy. Too many cats.... ^_^ OUR HOUSE IS OVERFLOWING WITH CATS AND KITTENS!! Well, at the moment, only three, but in a couple of weeks...AHHH!!! ^_^
"Ya mean you don't KNOW us?!" Daydream wailed, lower lip trembling in mock horror. The turtle boys shook their heads.
"Should we?" asked Donny as he tried to digest what was going on. How would you feel if you and your brothers were saved and then attacked by a group of mutant girls who seem to know you, but you don't know them?! Just putting you in Don's shoes. Wait, he doesn't wear shoes... O_O
"Well, only if you read your own fanfiction section.okay, that sounded -really- stupid, but we mean it." Danceingfae stated, grinning at the confused turtles.
"Oh! On fanfiction.net? I've been on there!!" Mikey exclaimed, looking as if a lightbulb had went off in his head. He pointed towards Mily who was standing near-by, gazing at him with huge cat eyes. "You're Mily!" Mily let out a yelp.
"How'd you know?!" she demanded.
"You're wearing pink and you're my only fangirl that would wear pink. I memorized what all of our fangirls acted like using their bios and all of those author fics!" Mikey explained to his brothers. Most of the fangirls blushed when they heard about the author fics part.
"Uh, we didn't know y'all read those!" Nightmare squawked, kicking the ground with a scaly, orange foot.
"Nightmare, we didn't know that they existed!" Raphaella put in. Night grinned and stuck her tongue out at the alien mutant.
"Well," Mikey went on, "you must be Nightmare." Nightmare blushed through the feathers.
"Yep!"
"And you're Raphaella and you're Arista, and you're tmnt_luver, and you're Danceingfae, and you're Hexadecimal, and you're Ziptango, and you're Daydream, and you're TMNT-Punker, and you're TygerOfTheWynd, and you're Kiki, and you gotta be Egor!" He spat all of these in rapid succession. The girls beamed with joy at being known.
"We're famous!" cried tmnt-luver.
"YAY!" replied the rest of them, dancing around in happy circles. Raph gave Mikey a look.
"You really have to much free time, don't ya bro?" Mikey nodded. "Yep! And guess what? After reading all those bios and stories I made a spreadsheet of what each of the girls wore and liked and how they acted and what genre of stories they liked to write the most and..." Raphael and Donny stared at Mikey blankly, astonished at the intensity of his boredom, while Leo rolled his eyes at his younger brother's strange hobby of memorizing fangirls. The authors raised their eye brows.
"So, why are you girls out here anyway?" Leo asked calmly.
"We had to leave Dance's apartment and we're looking for somewhere to stay." Kiki stated, putting a bit of emphasis on the 'somewhere'. Leo raised an eye-ridge.
"Why did you have to leave the apartment?" he questioned.
"We were discovered by a pizza guy." stated Tmnt-luver, swishing her long tail agitatedly. Seeing the guys' looks, Ziptango tried to explained.
"Umm, the pizza guy from Papa Johns Pizza saw Mily when he delivered our pizza. And then he sorta went insane." Mily blushed under her thin layer of orange fur.
"Why'd the pizza guy come to the apartment?" Leo asked, crossing his arms. Behind him, Mikey, Raph, and Donny exchanged looks, knowing their Fearless Leader was really beginning to annoying the girls. It was easy to tell since they were extending claws and pawing the ground angrily.
"So we could eat pizza. That's what you call pizza guys for, Leo." TMNT- Punker stated, rolling her stormy blue eyes at her favorite turtle.
"No, so we could suck out his brains through bendy straws!!" Nightmare piped in, grinning broadly. Everyone gave her a sick look. Leo decided to ask another question since he's sooooo good at asking them!
"How'd you get to be mutants?"
"Man, what is this, an interrogation?!" yelled Tyger, glaring at Leonardo who shook his head. Her blue and white fur was standing on end in aggravation.
"No, I just want to figure out what's going on." Leo replied with a biting tone.
"We talk better when we aren't freezing to death outside in the cold!" shouted Raphaella, turning a shade of red.
"Typical Raphael fangirl behavior." Mikey cut in, grinning from ear to ear. Raphael smiled. Wow.
"Good. I like them." Raphael commented. The Raph fangirls looked at each other and smiled, pleased with themselves and the fact that their favorite liked them.
"Great, now we'll never hear the end of their happiness!" Arista groaned sarcastically. The rest of the girls giggled.
"You girls wanna come home with us?" Mikey asked happily. His brothers immediately began protesting.
"Mikey, there's no room!"
"They'll eat us out of the lair!"
"I can't deal with that many girls at one time!"
"We don't take up much space!" Hexadecimal stated, grinning with a mouthful of pointed teeth. 'And if we do, we can just kill off Leo.' She thought to herself, her grin widening into a malicious smile. Tmnt-luver fidgeted, kicking at the black asphalt with a hoof.
"Um, Hex, that's not entirely true."
"It doesn't matter, we'll make room!" Mikey told her. "If all else fails, we can stuff you in Master Splinter's room. He can deal with a room mate!" The other three turtle boys groaned.
"And we have money! We can buy our own food!" Danceingfae put in, digging her wallet out of her backpack and flashing it around. Mikey gave Don, Leo, and Raph an I-told-you-so look.
"And, if that fails, we can learn nijitsu and beat bad people up and get drug money!" Mily exclaimed, looking clever. She struck a super hero pose, claws extended and tail wrapped around her waist like Batman's utility- belt. The rest of the girls followed her example, extending long, white claws and gnashing pointed, pearly teeth.
"And in answer to the statement that Raphael can't deal with that many girls, you won't even know we're there!" Daydream replied, a mischievous grin playing across a furry face as the hyperactive mutant fingered her homemade slingshot. Raphael gave her a strange look while Mikey laughed, knowing Daydream's intense love of annoying his brother in red.
"So, can they come home with us? Please???" Mikey begged, face molding into a perfect puppy-dog face. Smiling, Arista leaned over and whispered something in Tyger's ear.
"I feel like a stray dog or something."
"No, Arista that would be Zip. You're a stray turtle!" The two girls laughed, making the others turn and question their mental state. Leonardo gave a heaving sigh and nodded his head.
"Yeah, they can come." The ecstatic yells of twelve mutant fangirls echoed off the walls of the surrounding buildings.
"Just stop yelling!!" ordered Raph, rolling his eyes at the display of joy and covering his ears. Or, at least covering the sides of his head. He doesn't have ears. Heh heh.
"Okay! But can we go now!?" Kiki asked, three-fingered hands on brown- shelled hips.
"Only if you girls are ready to jump." Raphael said, climbing onto the escape ladder and going up.
"Where's he going?" asked Raphaella, looking on as the red turtle ascended onto the roof.
"Home." Leo answered, walking over and leaping onto the ladder, following Raphael.
"You live on a roof?!" Tmnt_luver yelped, a touch of worry in her voice. It would be impossible for her to follow them up there.
"Uh, no, we live in the sewers like the cartoons say, but it's easier to get there by roof-hopping." Donny stated, but after seeing the look on Tmnt- luver's face, he added, "But I'll take you there on foot, okay?" Tmnt_luver nodded, a huge grin plastered onto her face.
"Thank you Donny!" she exclaimed. Suddenly Ziptango was there, giving Don a pouty look.
"Can I walk with you two too?" she asked, giving him her most cutest, pleading eyes. Donny nodded.
"Sure." He replied, giving both of them a smile. Behind him, Tmnt_luver stuck out her tongue at Zip who grinned. The three of them began walking down the sidewalk, chatting about computers and what would happen if they were all destroyed in a horrific accident. NOOOO!!!
The rest of the fangirls scurried up the fire escape, following the example that Raphael and Leo had set. Once reaching the top, the girls were informed that they'd have to leap across the rooftops. Most were okay with this, but others were not.
"You can't make me!!!" shouted Kiki, grabbing onto a metal bar as Dance and Hex tried to drag her to the edge of the roof.
"Oh yes we can!!" Hex yelled, tugging harder. Dance rolled her eyes.
"Kiki, you have to calm down. It's just a little jump and after a few more just like it, we'll be at the turtle lair! That'll be really cool and we can have all the pizza we want!" Dance paused and then grinned. "At least I hope we can have all the pizza we can eat." The turtle girl gave her friend a reassuring grin. Kiki sniffled.
"I ain't going." Hex gave a rolling growl.
"Yeah, you are." The white tiger began to pry the poor turtle mutant off of the metal bar. With a sly grin, Dance joined her. Kiki let out a yell to bust all ear-drums.
"STOP IT!!!!!"
"NO!!" Hex and Dance screamed together. Finally, after much coaxing and promises that she wouldn't fall, Kiki nimbly jumped across the five foot gap between the buildings.
"Not that I was scared or nothing, it just looked really high." Kiki stated when she reached the other side. Mily let out a meow of a laugh.
"Yeah...right!!!" Kiki lightly punched the tabby cat on the shoulder. Mily put on a dramatic show, complete with anguished wails that sounded more like yowls.
"Ow! Oh my gosh, Kiki, are you trying to kill ME?! That HURT! Oh, I can't feel my arm. I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM!!" Mily jumped around, clutching her 'injured' shoulder with her other hand. "Oh, everything's going dark..." Mily cocked her head, eyes unfocusing. "The light, it's so pretty..." The theatrical orange feline began walking towards the edge of the roof. Tyger walked up and grabbed Mily's pink bandanna, tugging it so the eyeholes were screwed up and Mi couldn't see.
"Mily, I got two words for ya. Calm. Down." Tyger exclaimed, grinning at the younger girl's predicament.
"No fair! Tyger ruined the best performance of my life!" Mily mock-wailed, fixing her eyeholes quickly. A little ways away, Mikey grinned.
"I thought it was good anyway!" he commented to Mily who blushed. Hexadecimal walked over to Mike, a grin on her face.
"Don't say that. It'll go straight to her head and we'll never hear the end of it." The tiger mutant laughed, glancing at Mily who crossed her arms and hissed. Danceingfae giggled and went over to the infuriated cat girl.
"Great show Mi, a little over-dramatic, but I'm not a critic so what can I say?" Mily laughed.
"Whatever you want, I guess." She bubbled, a grin on her face. Dance poked Mily in the shoulder.
"That's right!" Suddenly, Mily went into her over-dramatics again.
"OH! OW! MY ARM! IT'S GONE! DANCE, YOU KILLED MY ARM! SOMEBODY CALL 911! MEDIC!!" Everyone groaned except for Mily who just grinned and went on happily with her little performance.
"You know, she'd be good in the musical 'Cats'!" Hex laughed, brushing a strand of white hair out of her face. Arista gave her a wry smile.
"And you wouldn't, little Ms. Kitty?" she asked while giving a tightening tug on her bandanna. Hex growled and flicked one claw out.
"No, I wouldn't. I'm a pure bred white tiger, not some house cat." She paused and gave Arista a sly grin. "And you're one of those little turtles who crawl around in a little glass bowl eating lettuce and flies!" she teased the mutant turtle who glared and shot back.
"But Hex, how can you be a -pure-bred- white tiger? You're a vegetarian!" Hex lunged at Arista, but the turtle girl in light blue was already far away, still laughing.
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"I'm hungry..." Daydream commented as they jumped across another roof, five buildings later.
"Well, that's nothing new, you bottomless pit." TMNT-Punker teased, poking Day in the shoulder. Daydream stuck out her pink tongue and laid her ears flat on her head. Punker narrowed her eyes, seeming to gather all the energy about her into a single place. Daydream let out a yelp.
"AAAHHHH!!!! EVIL UNICORN GIRL'S GONE INSANE!!!" she screeched and raced away, leaping over the next gap quickly. She soon caught up with Leo and Raphael. Then Dream passed them, still afraid that Punker was going to blast her into oblivion. The two turtle boys gave each other exasperated looks. Back with the rest of the girls, Mikey stared.
"Well, that was interesting. What'd you do, Punker?" asked Mikey, raising an eyeridge at the unicorn girl who shrugged.
"Nothing. At least, nothing that would make someone freak out like that." Punker laughed, watching the cat mutant jump across another building. Nightmare grinned.
"She'll get over it."
"WILL NOT!!!" Daydream's screamed from far away. Nightmare gave a squawk.
"How in the name of corn did she hear that?!" yelped Night, stamping her foot.
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"Hey Raph!" Raphaella exclaimed, stepping up beside her favorite turtle.
"Hey, um, uh..."
"It's Raphaella, but all the girls call me Ella so the two of us aren't confused for one another." supplied Ella, giving a shrug. Raph nodded.
"I get it." The two walked in silence for a little bit until Raph decided to ask a question.
"Um, Ella, what kind of mutant are you? I mean, you're not a normal animal mutant like the rest of the girls." Raph asked, giving Raphaella a quizzical look. Ella grinned.
"I should have seen that one coming." She said and then tried to explain. "Well, I'm really not an animal mutant, I'm an alien one." Raph had a slightly blank look on his face.
"An alien? Like a galaxy far far away in the year 5,001 alien? Well, that's insane." Raphael stated, jumping across a gap between the roofs.
"Actually, I'm an A'mire alien mutant. Cool, huh?" Ella laughed, a grin plastered to her face. She had turned a purplish-green color. Raph's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"Whoa, hold it! I thought you were red! What happened?!" he demanded, staring at the girl who rolled her eyes.
"Chill out Raph, my color changes with my mood! I'm happy at the moment, meaning I'm purple-green." She smiled. Raph shook his head.
"Mood skin. That's just great."
"I think it's cool!" Ella blurted, turning a slightly red color. Raph stared.
"That is going to take some getting used too." Raphael stated, taking a sai out and twirling it. Immediately, Tyger, Hex, and Kiki where there.
"We were wondering were you went, Ella." Tyger told Raphaella who gave a laugh.
"You're a terrible liar, Tyger. You might as well say , 'Ella, you were talking to Raph and you didn't invite us!?'" Tyger rolled her quick, brown eyes at her. Raphael raised an eyeridge as he looked at each girl.
"So, you four are my 'fangirls'?" he asked, crossing his arms. Kiki nodded.
"Yep, we're attracted to the bad one!" The other three fans laughed while Raph glared.
"Who said I was the 'bad' one?" Raph growled.
"It's common knowledge." Hex told the turtle in red who scowled, making his fangirls laugh even more.
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"Well, this is it!" Donatello exclaimed as he, tmnt_luver, and Ziptango walked up to what looked like an abandoned garage. Tmnt_luver and Ziptango exchanged glances.
"Hey Don, is this your second or third lair?" asked Luver, trotting along after the turtle. He turned his head and grinned slightly.
"This is the garage, Luver." He said as they entered the building. Ziptango put her furry, white hands on her hips.
"Donatello! I thought Raph was the sarcastic one!" she told him. Donny shrugged his green shoulders.
"I couldn't help it." He replied as they walked past the Battleshell and the Shellcycle. "Actually, this is the third lair. First was destroyed by the Foot, second by mousers. That new cartoon sorta screwed things up a bit." Don explained to Luver who nodded. Zip ran a hand over the Battleshell's front bumper. She looked up and grinned at Donny.
"I have to drive this thing." She stated as if there was no other way.
"My precious metal baby?! No way!" Don laughed, walking over to the lair entrance. Tmnt_luver shot forward and joined him on the elevator thing.
"Hurry up Zip! Or we could just leave you here." Luver said as the elevator doors began to shut. Zip raced forward and skidded into the elevator just as the door closed. She glared at Luver.
"I'd rather come along, if you don't mind." She growled, giving the centaur a look. As the elevator came to a halt, Don got out first, immediately followed by Zip and Luver who froze, staring around in awe at a place they'd only dreamed about.
"Wow." They whispered in unison. Zip launched herself at the stacked TV sets while tmnt_luver pranced around, trying to take it all in. Donny looked around and scratched his head.
"The others should already be here." He commented. Zip had turned on every single TV set and was trying to watch all the channels at once. Tmnt_luver was back-kicking the punching bag.
"Aw, they're okay. They might have gone back to Dance's to get some supplies or something." Luver suggested.
"Or maybe they stopped to save Nightmare since she decided she could fly and jumped off the side of the building!" Arista yelled as the larger group walked into the lair. The rest of the fangirls behind her let out excited squeals and began running around the lair, gawking at every object in the room.
"I remember that from the first cartoon! Those are practice kantana! Gimme them! No! YES! NO! OOOO, LEFT-OVER PIZZA!! Drop the pizza, Day! NEVER! Wow, look, it's the magic scepter thing! Let me see it! No, your too clumsy. You take that back right now, Tyger! DUDE, A PUNCHING BAG!!! EGOR HIT!!! NOO!!! Cool couch! Dibs on sleeping on it! No way! Yes way! Dream, give me a slice! Me too! I want some! WHAT DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET ABOUT NEVER?! Look, that's the invention that Donny made in the 64th episode! Uh, cool? DUH COOL! Hey, I wanna watch TV! No, MY TV, I WAS WATCHING IT BEFORE THE REST OF YOU GOT HERE! TV HOG!!! AM NOT!"
"SILENCE!!!" All motion stopped. The pizza Daydream had been holding above her head (while she stood on the couch) from the clutches of Nightmare, Dancingfae, and Raphaella fell out of the box and onto Ella's head. Underneath the pizza, Ella turned dark red. Arista was clutching a pair of practice kantana in her green arms. Tyger was turning the magic scepter over in her hands. Kiki was restraining Egor from hitting the punching bag. TMNT-Punker and Mily were standing near the couch. Tmnt_luver was playing with an invention of Donny's while Ziptango continued to watch the TVs. Master Splinter was standing in front of his room door, giving the fangirls his famous 'you are being scrutinized' look. They fidgeted and Ella finally had to remove the pizza from her head. She gave Dream a glare. The white and orange cat shrugged.
"Who are these uh, young ladies?" asked Master Splinter, still eyeing the twelve girls. Leo stepped forward.
"Well, Master Splinter, these girls are our 'fangirls' and they need a place to stay. They were run out of their home, you see, and they can't exactly go to a hotel." He explained, or at least tried to.
"Let us hear their story and then we will decide if they are friend or foe." Splinter stated.
"Definitely foe." Raph said under his breath.
Loooooong chapter....WAY TOO LONG!!!
Daydream: Guess what!!! MY KITTY'S GONNA HAVE KITTENS!!! YAY!!! Anybody want one? ^_^ Also, my parents found another stray kitten on the road. my Dad isn't happy. Too many cats.... ^_^ OUR HOUSE IS OVERFLOWING WITH CATS AND KITTENS!! Well, at the moment, only three, but in a couple of weeks...AHHH!!! ^_^
"Ya mean you don't KNOW us?!" Daydream wailed, lower lip trembling in mock horror. The turtle boys shook their heads.
"Should we?" asked Donny as he tried to digest what was going on. How would you feel if you and your brothers were saved and then attacked by a group of mutant girls who seem to know you, but you don't know them?! Just putting you in Don's shoes. Wait, he doesn't wear shoes... O_O
"Well, only if you read your own fanfiction section.okay, that sounded -really- stupid, but we mean it." Danceingfae stated, grinning at the confused turtles.
"Oh! On fanfiction.net? I've been on there!!" Mikey exclaimed, looking as if a lightbulb had went off in his head. He pointed towards Mily who was standing near-by, gazing at him with huge cat eyes. "You're Mily!" Mily let out a yelp.
"How'd you know?!" she demanded.
"You're wearing pink and you're my only fangirl that would wear pink. I memorized what all of our fangirls acted like using their bios and all of those author fics!" Mikey explained to his brothers. Most of the fangirls blushed when they heard about the author fics part.
"Uh, we didn't know y'all read those!" Nightmare squawked, kicking the ground with a scaly, orange foot.
"Nightmare, we didn't know that they existed!" Raphaella put in. Night grinned and stuck her tongue out at the alien mutant.
"Well," Mikey went on, "you must be Nightmare." Nightmare blushed through the feathers.
"Yep!"
"And you're Raphaella and you're Arista, and you're tmnt_luver, and you're Danceingfae, and you're Hexadecimal, and you're Ziptango, and you're Daydream, and you're TMNT-Punker, and you're TygerOfTheWynd, and you're Kiki, and you gotta be Egor!" He spat all of these in rapid succession. The girls beamed with joy at being known.
"We're famous!" cried tmnt-luver.
"YAY!" replied the rest of them, dancing around in happy circles. Raph gave Mikey a look.
"You really have to much free time, don't ya bro?" Mikey nodded. "Yep! And guess what? After reading all those bios and stories I made a spreadsheet of what each of the girls wore and liked and how they acted and what genre of stories they liked to write the most and..." Raphael and Donny stared at Mikey blankly, astonished at the intensity of his boredom, while Leo rolled his eyes at his younger brother's strange hobby of memorizing fangirls. The authors raised their eye brows.
"So, why are you girls out here anyway?" Leo asked calmly.
"We had to leave Dance's apartment and we're looking for somewhere to stay." Kiki stated, putting a bit of emphasis on the 'somewhere'. Leo raised an eye-ridge.
"Why did you have to leave the apartment?" he questioned.
"We were discovered by a pizza guy." stated Tmnt-luver, swishing her long tail agitatedly. Seeing the guys' looks, Ziptango tried to explained.
"Umm, the pizza guy from Papa Johns Pizza saw Mily when he delivered our pizza. And then he sorta went insane." Mily blushed under her thin layer of orange fur.
"Why'd the pizza guy come to the apartment?" Leo asked, crossing his arms. Behind him, Mikey, Raph, and Donny exchanged looks, knowing their Fearless Leader was really beginning to annoying the girls. It was easy to tell since they were extending claws and pawing the ground angrily.
"So we could eat pizza. That's what you call pizza guys for, Leo." TMNT- Punker stated, rolling her stormy blue eyes at her favorite turtle.
"No, so we could suck out his brains through bendy straws!!" Nightmare piped in, grinning broadly. Everyone gave her a sick look. Leo decided to ask another question since he's sooooo good at asking them!
"How'd you get to be mutants?"
"Man, what is this, an interrogation?!" yelled Tyger, glaring at Leonardo who shook his head. Her blue and white fur was standing on end in aggravation.
"No, I just want to figure out what's going on." Leo replied with a biting tone.
"We talk better when we aren't freezing to death outside in the cold!" shouted Raphaella, turning a shade of red.
"Typical Raphael fangirl behavior." Mikey cut in, grinning from ear to ear. Raphael smiled. Wow.
"Good. I like them." Raphael commented. The Raph fangirls looked at each other and smiled, pleased with themselves and the fact that their favorite liked them.
"Great, now we'll never hear the end of their happiness!" Arista groaned sarcastically. The rest of the girls giggled.
"You girls wanna come home with us?" Mikey asked happily. His brothers immediately began protesting.
"Mikey, there's no room!"
"They'll eat us out of the lair!"
"I can't deal with that many girls at one time!"
"We don't take up much space!" Hexadecimal stated, grinning with a mouthful of pointed teeth. 'And if we do, we can just kill off Leo.' She thought to herself, her grin widening into a malicious smile. Tmnt-luver fidgeted, kicking at the black asphalt with a hoof.
"Um, Hex, that's not entirely true."
"It doesn't matter, we'll make room!" Mikey told her. "If all else fails, we can stuff you in Master Splinter's room. He can deal with a room mate!" The other three turtle boys groaned.
"And we have money! We can buy our own food!" Danceingfae put in, digging her wallet out of her backpack and flashing it around. Mikey gave Don, Leo, and Raph an I-told-you-so look.
"And, if that fails, we can learn nijitsu and beat bad people up and get drug money!" Mily exclaimed, looking clever. She struck a super hero pose, claws extended and tail wrapped around her waist like Batman's utility- belt. The rest of the girls followed her example, extending long, white claws and gnashing pointed, pearly teeth.
"And in answer to the statement that Raphael can't deal with that many girls, you won't even know we're there!" Daydream replied, a mischievous grin playing across a furry face as the hyperactive mutant fingered her homemade slingshot. Raphael gave her a strange look while Mikey laughed, knowing Daydream's intense love of annoying his brother in red.
"So, can they come home with us? Please???" Mikey begged, face molding into a perfect puppy-dog face. Smiling, Arista leaned over and whispered something in Tyger's ear.
"I feel like a stray dog or something."
"No, Arista that would be Zip. You're a stray turtle!" The two girls laughed, making the others turn and question their mental state. Leonardo gave a heaving sigh and nodded his head.
"Yeah, they can come." The ecstatic yells of twelve mutant fangirls echoed off the walls of the surrounding buildings.
"Just stop yelling!!" ordered Raph, rolling his eyes at the display of joy and covering his ears. Or, at least covering the sides of his head. He doesn't have ears. Heh heh.
"Okay! But can we go now!?" Kiki asked, three-fingered hands on brown- shelled hips.
"Only if you girls are ready to jump." Raphael said, climbing onto the escape ladder and going up.
"Where's he going?" asked Raphaella, looking on as the red turtle ascended onto the roof.
"Home." Leo answered, walking over and leaping onto the ladder, following Raphael.
"You live on a roof?!" Tmnt_luver yelped, a touch of worry in her voice. It would be impossible for her to follow them up there.
"Uh, no, we live in the sewers like the cartoons say, but it's easier to get there by roof-hopping." Donny stated, but after seeing the look on Tmnt- luver's face, he added, "But I'll take you there on foot, okay?" Tmnt_luver nodded, a huge grin plastered onto her face.
"Thank you Donny!" she exclaimed. Suddenly Ziptango was there, giving Don a pouty look.
"Can I walk with you two too?" she asked, giving him her most cutest, pleading eyes. Donny nodded.
"Sure." He replied, giving both of them a smile. Behind him, Tmnt_luver stuck out her tongue at Zip who grinned. The three of them began walking down the sidewalk, chatting about computers and what would happen if they were all destroyed in a horrific accident. NOOOO!!!
The rest of the fangirls scurried up the fire escape, following the example that Raphael and Leo had set. Once reaching the top, the girls were informed that they'd have to leap across the rooftops. Most were okay with this, but others were not.
"You can't make me!!!" shouted Kiki, grabbing onto a metal bar as Dance and Hex tried to drag her to the edge of the roof.
"Oh yes we can!!" Hex yelled, tugging harder. Dance rolled her eyes.
"Kiki, you have to calm down. It's just a little jump and after a few more just like it, we'll be at the turtle lair! That'll be really cool and we can have all the pizza we want!" Dance paused and then grinned. "At least I hope we can have all the pizza we can eat." The turtle girl gave her friend a reassuring grin. Kiki sniffled.
"I ain't going." Hex gave a rolling growl.
"Yeah, you are." The white tiger began to pry the poor turtle mutant off of the metal bar. With a sly grin, Dance joined her. Kiki let out a yell to bust all ear-drums.
"STOP IT!!!!!"
"NO!!" Hex and Dance screamed together. Finally, after much coaxing and promises that she wouldn't fall, Kiki nimbly jumped across the five foot gap between the buildings.
"Not that I was scared or nothing, it just looked really high." Kiki stated when she reached the other side. Mily let out a meow of a laugh.
"Yeah...right!!!" Kiki lightly punched the tabby cat on the shoulder. Mily put on a dramatic show, complete with anguished wails that sounded more like yowls.
"Ow! Oh my gosh, Kiki, are you trying to kill ME?! That HURT! Oh, I can't feel my arm. I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM!!" Mily jumped around, clutching her 'injured' shoulder with her other hand. "Oh, everything's going dark..." Mily cocked her head, eyes unfocusing. "The light, it's so pretty..." The theatrical orange feline began walking towards the edge of the roof. Tyger walked up and grabbed Mily's pink bandanna, tugging it so the eyeholes were screwed up and Mi couldn't see.
"Mily, I got two words for ya. Calm. Down." Tyger exclaimed, grinning at the younger girl's predicament.
"No fair! Tyger ruined the best performance of my life!" Mily mock-wailed, fixing her eyeholes quickly. A little ways away, Mikey grinned.
"I thought it was good anyway!" he commented to Mily who blushed. Hexadecimal walked over to Mike, a grin on her face.
"Don't say that. It'll go straight to her head and we'll never hear the end of it." The tiger mutant laughed, glancing at Mily who crossed her arms and hissed. Danceingfae giggled and went over to the infuriated cat girl.
"Great show Mi, a little over-dramatic, but I'm not a critic so what can I say?" Mily laughed.
"Whatever you want, I guess." She bubbled, a grin on her face. Dance poked Mily in the shoulder.
"That's right!" Suddenly, Mily went into her over-dramatics again.
"OH! OW! MY ARM! IT'S GONE! DANCE, YOU KILLED MY ARM! SOMEBODY CALL 911! MEDIC!!" Everyone groaned except for Mily who just grinned and went on happily with her little performance.
"You know, she'd be good in the musical 'Cats'!" Hex laughed, brushing a strand of white hair out of her face. Arista gave her a wry smile.
"And you wouldn't, little Ms. Kitty?" she asked while giving a tightening tug on her bandanna. Hex growled and flicked one claw out.
"No, I wouldn't. I'm a pure bred white tiger, not some house cat." She paused and gave Arista a sly grin. "And you're one of those little turtles who crawl around in a little glass bowl eating lettuce and flies!" she teased the mutant turtle who glared and shot back.
"But Hex, how can you be a -pure-bred- white tiger? You're a vegetarian!" Hex lunged at Arista, but the turtle girl in light blue was already far away, still laughing.
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"I'm hungry..." Daydream commented as they jumped across another roof, five buildings later.
"Well, that's nothing new, you bottomless pit." TMNT-Punker teased, poking Day in the shoulder. Daydream stuck out her pink tongue and laid her ears flat on her head. Punker narrowed her eyes, seeming to gather all the energy about her into a single place. Daydream let out a yelp.
"AAAHHHH!!!! EVIL UNICORN GIRL'S GONE INSANE!!!" she screeched and raced away, leaping over the next gap quickly. She soon caught up with Leo and Raphael. Then Dream passed them, still afraid that Punker was going to blast her into oblivion. The two turtle boys gave each other exasperated looks. Back with the rest of the girls, Mikey stared.
"Well, that was interesting. What'd you do, Punker?" asked Mikey, raising an eyeridge at the unicorn girl who shrugged.
"Nothing. At least, nothing that would make someone freak out like that." Punker laughed, watching the cat mutant jump across another building. Nightmare grinned.
"She'll get over it."
"WILL NOT!!!" Daydream's screamed from far away. Nightmare gave a squawk.
"How in the name of corn did she hear that?!" yelped Night, stamping her foot.
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"Hey Raph!" Raphaella exclaimed, stepping up beside her favorite turtle.
"Hey, um, uh..."
"It's Raphaella, but all the girls call me Ella so the two of us aren't confused for one another." supplied Ella, giving a shrug. Raph nodded.
"I get it." The two walked in silence for a little bit until Raph decided to ask a question.
"Um, Ella, what kind of mutant are you? I mean, you're not a normal animal mutant like the rest of the girls." Raph asked, giving Raphaella a quizzical look. Ella grinned.
"I should have seen that one coming." She said and then tried to explain. "Well, I'm really not an animal mutant, I'm an alien one." Raph had a slightly blank look on his face.
"An alien? Like a galaxy far far away in the year 5,001 alien? Well, that's insane." Raphael stated, jumping across a gap between the roofs.
"Actually, I'm an A'mire alien mutant. Cool, huh?" Ella laughed, a grin plastered to her face. She had turned a purplish-green color. Raph's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"Whoa, hold it! I thought you were red! What happened?!" he demanded, staring at the girl who rolled her eyes.
"Chill out Raph, my color changes with my mood! I'm happy at the moment, meaning I'm purple-green." She smiled. Raph shook his head.
"Mood skin. That's just great."
"I think it's cool!" Ella blurted, turning a slightly red color. Raph stared.
"That is going to take some getting used too." Raphael stated, taking a sai out and twirling it. Immediately, Tyger, Hex, and Kiki where there.
"We were wondering were you went, Ella." Tyger told Raphaella who gave a laugh.
"You're a terrible liar, Tyger. You might as well say , 'Ella, you were talking to Raph and you didn't invite us!?'" Tyger rolled her quick, brown eyes at her. Raphael raised an eyeridge as he looked at each girl.
"So, you four are my 'fangirls'?" he asked, crossing his arms. Kiki nodded.
"Yep, we're attracted to the bad one!" The other three fans laughed while Raph glared.
"Who said I was the 'bad' one?" Raph growled.
"It's common knowledge." Hex told the turtle in red who scowled, making his fangirls laugh even more.
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"Well, this is it!" Donatello exclaimed as he, tmnt_luver, and Ziptango walked up to what looked like an abandoned garage. Tmnt_luver and Ziptango exchanged glances.
"Hey Don, is this your second or third lair?" asked Luver, trotting along after the turtle. He turned his head and grinned slightly.
"This is the garage, Luver." He said as they entered the building. Ziptango put her furry, white hands on her hips.
"Donatello! I thought Raph was the sarcastic one!" she told him. Donny shrugged his green shoulders.
"I couldn't help it." He replied as they walked past the Battleshell and the Shellcycle. "Actually, this is the third lair. First was destroyed by the Foot, second by mousers. That new cartoon sorta screwed things up a bit." Don explained to Luver who nodded. Zip ran a hand over the Battleshell's front bumper. She looked up and grinned at Donny.
"I have to drive this thing." She stated as if there was no other way.
"My precious metal baby?! No way!" Don laughed, walking over to the lair entrance. Tmnt_luver shot forward and joined him on the elevator thing.
"Hurry up Zip! Or we could just leave you here." Luver said as the elevator doors began to shut. Zip raced forward and skidded into the elevator just as the door closed. She glared at Luver.
"I'd rather come along, if you don't mind." She growled, giving the centaur a look. As the elevator came to a halt, Don got out first, immediately followed by Zip and Luver who froze, staring around in awe at a place they'd only dreamed about.
"Wow." They whispered in unison. Zip launched herself at the stacked TV sets while tmnt_luver pranced around, trying to take it all in. Donny looked around and scratched his head.
"The others should already be here." He commented. Zip had turned on every single TV set and was trying to watch all the channels at once. Tmnt_luver was back-kicking the punching bag.
"Aw, they're okay. They might have gone back to Dance's to get some supplies or something." Luver suggested.
"Or maybe they stopped to save Nightmare since she decided she could fly and jumped off the side of the building!" Arista yelled as the larger group walked into the lair. The rest of the fangirls behind her let out excited squeals and began running around the lair, gawking at every object in the room.
"I remember that from the first cartoon! Those are practice kantana! Gimme them! No! YES! NO! OOOO, LEFT-OVER PIZZA!! Drop the pizza, Day! NEVER! Wow, look, it's the magic scepter thing! Let me see it! No, your too clumsy. You take that back right now, Tyger! DUDE, A PUNCHING BAG!!! EGOR HIT!!! NOO!!! Cool couch! Dibs on sleeping on it! No way! Yes way! Dream, give me a slice! Me too! I want some! WHAT DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET ABOUT NEVER?! Look, that's the invention that Donny made in the 64th episode! Uh, cool? DUH COOL! Hey, I wanna watch TV! No, MY TV, I WAS WATCHING IT BEFORE THE REST OF YOU GOT HERE! TV HOG!!! AM NOT!"
"SILENCE!!!" All motion stopped. The pizza Daydream had been holding above her head (while she stood on the couch) from the clutches of Nightmare, Dancingfae, and Raphaella fell out of the box and onto Ella's head. Underneath the pizza, Ella turned dark red. Arista was clutching a pair of practice kantana in her green arms. Tyger was turning the magic scepter over in her hands. Kiki was restraining Egor from hitting the punching bag. TMNT-Punker and Mily were standing near the couch. Tmnt_luver was playing with an invention of Donny's while Ziptango continued to watch the TVs. Master Splinter was standing in front of his room door, giving the fangirls his famous 'you are being scrutinized' look. They fidgeted and Ella finally had to remove the pizza from her head. She gave Dream a glare. The white and orange cat shrugged.
"Who are these uh, young ladies?" asked Master Splinter, still eyeing the twelve girls. Leo stepped forward.
"Well, Master Splinter, these girls are our 'fangirls' and they need a place to stay. They were run out of their home, you see, and they can't exactly go to a hotel." He explained, or at least tried to.
"Let us hear their story and then we will decide if they are friend or foe." Splinter stated.
"Definitely foe." Raph said under his breath.
Loooooong chapter....WAY TOO LONG!!!
