As Shrek and Donkey were strolling down the hill on their way to rescue lovely Princess Fiona, they were talking about what she might look like.

"She's got to be an ass!" Donkey said, "getting herself all locked up in a tower, it's the type of thing we do you know."

"Well if she is an ass it will be good news for her!" Shrek chuckled.

"Why?" Donkey asked, "Is it because she'll get with me? That's got to be good news for anyone."

"No" Shrek said slowly trying incredibly hard not to damage his incredibly huge ego, "she won't have to worry about getting painful neck ache when she looks at her husband!" They both laughed a lot and walked off into the distance into the night.

As it got pitch black they decided to stop for rest. They found some leaves to rest on and tried to get to sleep. Donkey not getting comfortable decided to sit and look at the stars as they were in the country.

Soon after, three life size living Barbie dolls appeared with a painted smile on their face, but because it was pitch black as I have already mentioned Donkey could not see anything. Donkey then felt a tugging at his hair but Donkey being Donkey thought it was the wind. He then felt some water on his head but Donkey being Donkey thought it was raining. Donkey tried to see something but was not able to. So after a lot of pondering he went to sleep.

As the sun is rising and the birds are singing and the fields and trees are shining in the sunlight Donkey walks down to a nearby lake to get a drink. He takes a look to see if he is still looking as good as ever, and then he screams,

"I'M BLONDE!!!"

"Are you" Shrek asks "It suits your complexion"

"It does doesn't it." Donkey replied with all seriousness.