December 25
I am a self-proclaimed atheist. That doesn't keep me from falling in a load of Christmas crap. First of all I'm stuck at Hogwarts. Big deal, I'll live, Harry's here, he's the reason I have to stay. So Angelina is here too, you remember she went to get rid of her baby? Well, she chickened out, couldn't do it, so she wrote her parents a couple of days ago and they sent her all of her stuff and told her she could find a new place to keep it. So she tells Fred that she's pregnant with his baby and he says well I can't afford to raise a baby, can you wait until I have a business established? And Angelina says screw that, no way I can wait on my own that long, I have myself to take care of and a baby. And Fred says, look, Angelina, you know I'm not mature enough to take care of a baby, I would like to but lets keep it real here, I can barely take care of myslef, which, at least he's honest. So Angelina talks to Mrs Weasley. Well Mrs Weasley says of course she can move in with them, but lets face the facts, they've been poor so many years and even with the ministry job they have Percy and Penelope's wedding coming up and they have six other kids. So Angelina says she'll look somewhere else where she won't be such a burden. That's where I get landed. She won't be a burden at home in Ballyford, so says my mother. My father, always wise says, whatever girl Seamus knocked up can stay here but Seamus can get himself a new place. Isn't he generous? But my mum says that this girl is just a friend of mine and I never slept with her, she hopes. So, Angelina is going to my house to have her baby. Wonder of frigging wonders. What a life.
Frohe Weihnachten,
Seamus
I am a self-proclaimed atheist. That doesn't keep me from falling in a load of Christmas crap. First of all I'm stuck at Hogwarts. Big deal, I'll live, Harry's here, he's the reason I have to stay. So Angelina is here too, you remember she went to get rid of her baby? Well, she chickened out, couldn't do it, so she wrote her parents a couple of days ago and they sent her all of her stuff and told her she could find a new place to keep it. So she tells Fred that she's pregnant with his baby and he says well I can't afford to raise a baby, can you wait until I have a business established? And Angelina says screw that, no way I can wait on my own that long, I have myself to take care of and a baby. And Fred says, look, Angelina, you know I'm not mature enough to take care of a baby, I would like to but lets keep it real here, I can barely take care of myslef, which, at least he's honest. So Angelina talks to Mrs Weasley. Well Mrs Weasley says of course she can move in with them, but lets face the facts, they've been poor so many years and even with the ministry job they have Percy and Penelope's wedding coming up and they have six other kids. So Angelina says she'll look somewhere else where she won't be such a burden. That's where I get landed. She won't be a burden at home in Ballyford, so says my mother. My father, always wise says, whatever girl Seamus knocked up can stay here but Seamus can get himself a new place. Isn't he generous? But my mum says that this girl is just a friend of mine and I never slept with her, she hopes. So, Angelina is going to my house to have her baby. Wonder of frigging wonders. What a life.
Frohe Weihnachten,
Seamus
