January 17

What kind of secrets do other people have? Big secrets? Or small ones? My secret is big. It's not really my secret, it's the family secret, the family shame. We hold our heads high, we smile and we keep it a secret. Nobody else needs to know. Not even this paper but I'll tell anyways, because secrets can be burdens. I have a brother. No kidding Ron, you're thinking, you have five of them. No, I have another brother. An eighth child that was given up for adoption at birth. An eighth child, a half- brother. Son of Molly Weasley and Amos Diggory. Can you smell scandal? I know I can. And it smells appalling. Like dirt. That's what it is. Dirt. We've got the Dirt on Molly Weasley. Have you? In an upcoming issue of Dirt magazine we have all the Dirt on the Weasley family, and for the low, low price of four Galleons you can have it too. Dirt. It even looks bad.

Ron