OK, I don't usually do disclaimers or authory bits at the beginning, but today I feel I have to. Please do not attempt anything done in this episode at home, it could have nasty consequences. Also, miracle grow is not for people, it is for plants. I do not own Gundam Wing or A1, or really A2 either. All I own is my a1 cds and posters, My Gundam Wing 'Battlefield of Pacifists' manga and my friends, well friendship. I also own the cat. I do not own an amazing ally doll, so I don't know what they are really like, but BN is my personal point of view. Thar you go. Now, enjoy, or die... mwhahahahaaha!


KAJA THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!
SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION

Oh looky! It's that special time of year when the ghosties and ghoulies (and vampies) come out to play! And that's no exception for our little cast and crew of nasties. Halloween has come to visit the set, and everyone is on their hols...

(Duo enters on black and silver crutches from entrance right centre. No audience is present. He has his scythe slung over his back and his hair is barely tied up. He looks miserable. Tables of Halloween costumes surround Steph.)
2)- Hiya Duo-Chan, how are you feeling? (Duo doesn't answer) Come over here and tell me about it. You look so sad, it's making me upset.
D- I would love to come over there, but it hurts to move, bruised back and broken leg and all...
2) Aww baby! We must plot to kill Ben!
(Enter Heero, Quatre, Ben and Paul ie der lads from stage door, spinning car or gundams keys, cept Heero who is still pissed)
Q- Heya Duo (slaps him on the back)
B- Hi D, my man (slaps him on the back) soz about the stairs.
P- Whassup D?
H- Hehehehehee! (cocks his head at Duo and pushes Duo (who is paralysed in pain) off the stage) Bye Bye Duo-man! Go fly! HAHHAH! (runs off towards dressing room (and iron))
Q- HEERO! That wasn't very nice!
B- Don't blame him, blame Trowa and the alcohol.
Q- Trowa? Alcohol! Since when does Trowa even know what alcohol is?
B- Since...
P- Don't even go there man.
2)- Hey, Quat, ya big homo, they meant he went out and got Frisky!
Q- I'm not gay! And besides, what's frisky? Why does Trowa and you lot get to get frisky and I don't?
B- evil grin well Quat, my man, if ya wanna get Frisky you can come out with us tomorrow.
P- Please Ben, the guys a total wet blanket! He couldn't get frisky if he tried.
Q- I can get Frisky! I can! What's frisky?
W- (entering from dressing room, wiping lip stick off cheek) No ya can't, Gabriel, remember, shrink wrap?
Q- blush&glare
B- Ah Wu, don't be so mean.
P- Yeah, Fishy-boy, some of us just are late starters.
Q- BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH I AM 16 F***KING YEARS OLD! I AM NOT A LATE STARTER!
B- Sure you are. I haven't been a virgin for 6, maybe 7 years.
P- REALLY? Damn Ben, you were quick!
B- Yep, sure was. looks proud
W- Being a slag like yourself is nothing to be proud of.
B- GLARE!
P- Hey Wu, what's this? (yanks something scaringly red and spangly from Wu's back trouser pocket (he's wearing black jeans))
Everyone (apart from Duo) -*GASP*
W- Oh no... (It is the red spangly number. Some of the previously sewed up holes are now torn open and Wu-fei's face is identical in colour. Ruth sneaks out of Wu-fei's dressing room, and tries to sneak back into her own room, until a gawping cast spots her. Tasha (N) exits dressing room and identifies scene.
N- RUTHY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
W- Busted...
R- SHIT!
D- (weakly as he crawls back onto stage) Ruth, I thought I was the only one!
H- (grabs Ruthy from behind and starts kissing her neck) NOOOOOOOO! That would be meeeeeeeeeeeee!
R- Get off me, you drunken slag! (Heero looks offended and declines)
W- It's not what you think!
Q- What, she wasn't ironing your clothes too?
Cast- SPAM!!
W- No, actually she wasn't.
R- Oh Wu, look what you did to it! (snatches red spangly number (which I can now reveal looks a bit like a skimpy leotard with a little frilly skirt- basically a tarted up cathrinesque outfit to anyone who's not following) and pulls it about, pouting at the ruined sewing (did I mention its elasticised?) All that sewing put to waste...
N- Ruthy, I specifically told you not to do this!
T- To do what? (sees red spangly number) oh, that. K, following now.
R- I know, but it was too tempting!
K- How... can... no, must not enquire! OH THE IMAGES!
D- *grin* Aren't they good?
K- SHUT UP DUO!
D- Hey, leave the invalid alone!
B- Ruth, if you were gonna exercise that thing, you could have at least helped Paul out by getting rid of all that sexual tension.
R- Hey, I don't do the sexually tense. I can't stand all the Cumming everywhere.
N- OHHHHHHH! (looks green)
R- I do the sexually inexperienced, just to satisfy my needs.
N- (Dashing over and hugging Quatre) You didn't...
R- Course not! I couldn't bring myself to do it. I ironed his clothes, he taught me sum violin and then we made out.
N- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (hugging Quatre tighter)
Q- I... can't... breathe!
B- I have a question, Ru.
R- Sure. If it's about Trowa-chan, I ain't done him or am gonna do him. I'm scared about painful hair poking in eye situations.
T- pout
B- Nah, I'm just wondering, what are those holes for?
Cast- gasp
R- Oh, that! Oh they were moths. And besides, I went out one night and did an acid demon, damn that was fun, and well, most of those holes were him. God, he was like a paint spray!
K- RUTHY STOP IT!
N- (collapses in sobs) I wanna go home!
Cat- You can't, it's your set.
N- LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAAAAA!
R- Sozdee Tasha. Anyway. Now that everything's cleared up...
B- I'm still unsure why you have only done Heero, Duo and wu-fei and made out with Quatre and not us real people, ie not anime ie gorgeous pop stars with millions of fans across Japan, England, Asia, Europe and Australasia!
R- Coz... well, I wasn't told not to do you, so it didn't seem like a challenge.
N- You do realise if you had touched Ben I would have cried and hit you and got very upset and disowned you?
R- Yar. But you wouldn't have been pissed off.
N- No, just hurt.
M- Hey man! We have arrived!
I- And, like, Dude! We brought beer!
M- Well, like, shandy, anyway.
I- Erm... yeah... shandy dudes... without the beer.
B- So you brought lemonade?
I- Erm, yeah.
B- I give up with you.
C- Why did you call us in on our day off? (enters with Sara, Tammy and Kerry)
N- Hey, it's Halloween! I thought we should do something fun!
R- I WAS doing something fun until u interrupted me!
N- Oh shut up. Anyway, I thought as we are bonding as a cast now sob we should do more together. And since we have the day off...
D- Thankyou to me!
B- No, I crushed you, thank me!
N- ... we can go out trick or treating and generally merry making.
L- You mean, Take KTVS off the set?
Cast- gasp
N- Yes Tamantha, I do.
L- Do not compare me to that blonde bimbo bitch transsexual transvestite from stargate.
N- Foooiiiiiiiiine! Be stressy! Anyway, dontcha guys think it will be fun?
K- COOLI!
R- Sugar...
L- Can I dress up?
1),2),3)- YAY!
B- I dunno...
P- Yeah it sounds kinda dull...
Q- And childish...
W- Take a look in the mirror, orphan boy!
Q,D- DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!
W- Aiyee...
M- Like, man, Duo would fit right in!
I- Dude, like, yeah!
K- Duo could go as Relena!
D- Oh no way man!
K- What did you call me?
D- Luvly gorgeous beautiful sex kitten?
K- shudder
N- rolls eyes So only the guys are dissatisfied?
Guys- YUP!
I- Hey, this shandy is goooood!
P- Chris, that's lemonade you ditz!
D- Yeah, but I saw Heero ballet dancing near it, and his water bottle was empty.
P- Oh god no. Not again...
N- How about I make it worth your while going?
W- What, we can blow up stuff?
K- God Ruth, maybe your bonking skills had a good effect on the Wu-man?
R- Yeah... innit scary?
N- So if I make an offer you can't refuse, you'll go dressed up as whatever I say?
Guys- general nodding
N- Right then. You can all fondle Ruth.
R- WHAT!
L,K- hysterics
Guys- ALRIGHT!
P- I'm in!
B- Hey Tasha, can I fondle you instead?
N- blushblushblush (walks away hugging self)
D,H,W- WHAHOOO!
Q- What does fondle mean?
2)- It means to touch up, homo-boy.
Q- Hey! OK then, If I'm supposed to be gay, who am I supposed to be gay with?
2)- Trowa.
Q- Oh I see... HEY! I am sooooooooo not gay with Trowa!
R- I can vouch for that!
Q- And besides, what does touching up mean?
2) You are too darn thick for words...
N- HEY! He's not thick, he's cute! (Hugs Quatre again)
Q- Argh... bronchioles... oh there goes my ribs... medic!
2)- Tasha-cun(**stupid little phrase steph uses**), no offence, but I think you're hurting gay boy.
N- No I'm not (squeezes tighter)
Q- AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!
N- Hey Quatty, (lets go) you would have gone out trick or treating with me without fondling Ruth, wouldn't you? flutter eyelashes
Q- What does fondle mean?
N- Just answer the f***ing question!
Q- Will you hug me again if I say no?
N-... maybe. Your just so cute and adorable I have to hug you. You're kinda like a dog.
Cat- DOG?!??! ARGGGGGGGH! (rockets off round stage like a streaming bullet)
Q- I will go anywhere with you as long as you promise not to hug me.
N- I cannot guarantee that, so I can't promise.
Q- Well can you at least be gentle?
N-... kay.
Q- Yes I would have gone trick or treating with you.
N- You are so cuuuuute! (Pinches cheek and begins to walk off)
Q- ARGH! LEMME GO! THIS IS AS BAD AS THE BLOODY HUGGING!!

So it is agreed. The KTVS cast will leave the sanctity of their set and venture into the big wide world of All Hallow's eve to steal candy from small children and scare the living daylights out of geriatrics. Steph is alone on stage again, but this time with Duo, organising his outfit...

D- Don't you have ANY decent costumes?
2)- Erm, no. I sent the wardrobe out to be dry-cleaned and so I've only got Gundam Wing Outfits!
D- Well that's frickin useful! Pout I might as well go as a crippled myself.
2) Oh Baby stop pouting! It doesn't suit that pretty triangular face of yours! Hey, come here, your hair is getting to me! (Begins fixing up Duo's braid. KJ signals for Steph to cut it off. Steph sticks up her middle finger and KJ pokes out her tounge.)
K- So we are going as Gundammy peeps? Soz, but I'm not going as Relena.
2)- (begins putting two thin braids either side of Duo's now entirely loose hair. She ties them with a band) Go put this on, D-chan, and then I'll do your make up. Trust me, you'll be the scariest off all!
D- Mkay... Do I get to use my scythe?
2)- No. You get to yell the most memorable line in Gundam wing though.
D- What? "I WILL KILL YOU"?
2)- Just go! (Duo hobbles off into dressing room carrying big carrier bag with teeth. Tasha ties headscarf round her head and begins hoovering in pale blue top, apron and blue jeans. Her hair is tied up in a plait.)
K- gawp Tassia...
N- What? Someones gotta keep this place clean!
K- No take off the headscarf and twirl around.
N- Mkay KJ, whatever turns you on... (Does as she's told. KJ and Steph grin at each other.)
2) Tasha my lad!
N- What now? Why are you looking at me like that? Mimblewimble
K- Tassia, you know you always wanted a fringe?
T- EEP! OH NO WAY! YOU ARE NOT CUTTING MY HAIR! (Ruth snatches Tasha from behind)
R- Tie her up, quick!
N- LET ME GO! NO! STOP IT! GET AWAY WITH WTHOSE SCISSORS! ARGH!......

A few minutes later...

K- Tasha, you can stop cringing now. I'm done.
N- You're done what?
K- I finished cutting you a fringe!
N- (leaps up in pouty rage) HOW COULD YOU! I specifically said you couldn't do that! How could you do this to me? I thought you were my friend! How... (Pauses in front of mirror and looks. Her fringe is about cheek bone length, maybe a bit longer, and stringed out, just like she always wanted) how do you do it? Swoon
K- What can I say? shrug I'm great.
N- (hugs KJ) Thank you! Hey, I got a question, why did you want to cut me a fringe?
K- Turn around sideways.
N- (looks in mirror, She has a stringy fringe and a long braid. Tasha gawps) You made me Duo, didn't you?
K- Yaaaaaaaaar.
N- Can I use the scythe?
D- (restrained) NO YOU DAMN WELL CANNOT! MFFFMFF! (steph shoves socks in his gob)
2) Of course you can. (Tasha looks at Duo.)
N- snigger
D- (spits out socks) Shut up, Tasha.
N- Don't you mean Duo, Relena!?
K,2),N- snigger
D- HEY! Leave me alone! HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOO! Make them stop!
H- (enters, rubbing now dyed blue hair with a towel and wearing a bra stuffed with socks and a pair of black trousers. He is carrying a purple jumper.) Whaddya want?
D- gawk
N- Hello, my love! (Leaps into Heero's arms. KJ and Steph fall into hysterics)
H- Nooooo... this not right. I have to go think. (Exits into dressing room)
2)- KJ, you wanna go raid Wu-fei's room for your outfit? I'll get the dye ready.
K- One, no I really don't want to go in to his room and have to see his little kim posters, but I want to steal those really comfy trousers and that big swordy thingy, and two, LEAVE MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR ALONE!
2) Erm, no. Tasha, get the gel.
K- sob (goes off to raid Wu-fei's room.)
L- Wu-fei stay still! (Tammy is brushing Wufei's hair. She's about to bleach it. (Hey, he's got the thickest eyebrows, I can tweezer them easy!)
W- Please Tam, I'm begging, don't do this to me. I don't wanna be a woman, let alone HER!
L- Wu-fei, begging is weak. Shut up.
W- You know, you are the only person who calls me by my full name... swoon
L- Wu-fei...
W- Yes Taman, whatever is it?
L- Stop looking at my chest. It makes you talk gibberish.
W- BLUSH!
N- Quatty babe! Did the suit fit?
Q- Yeah, thanx! (Exits dressing room in a neck to toe blue suit with a short collar. He is wearing knee high black leather boots and faffing with his hair.) I just can't get my hair arse length yet.
N- Stephy-babe, we got any miracle grow?
2) Sure, it's over in my bag!
N- COOOOOLI! (Fetches Miracle grow) Quatty, open wide.
Q- Eeep! NO!
N- I'll hug you.
Q- I'm not drinking miracle grow and that's final.
R- Let me help, Tasha. (Ruth pinches Quat's arse)
Q- AIYEE!
N- (tips contents of bottle down Quat's throat) Thar you go!
Q- splutter cough choke ARGH! It burns! (Suddenly Quatre's hair grows at mammoth rate and hits the arse mark. It stops with a short ping.)
N- DAW! QUATRE'S SO PRETTY!!! (hugs him.)
Q- QUIT IT!! Hey, I do look kinda good. God my fringe sure as hell is long!
K- HERE YA GO! Snip
Q- Thanks Kaja! Hey, it's still too long.
2) No it's not, now you look like Zechs!
R- (dressed as Heero with mop on head) Must kill Zechs... om.
Q- NO RUTHY NO! (runs away like a scared little nancy pants)
T- This is illegal!
1)- Come on Trowa, ya look sure as hell cute as Catherine!
T- I REFUSE TO WEAR A LEOTARD!
1)- Oh just shut up and get changed!
N- Hey Kerry, put on your glasses!
1) -(does as she's told)
N- YAY! WE HAVE LADY UNE!
T- (puts on fake eyebrows and grabs Kerry) Come along, my love, we must away!
1) Hysterics as Tammy tangoes of stage with her
W- Would you believe it, Tammy makes a great Treize!
B- ARGH! PAUL WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOONE! (runs out on stage. His hair is bleach blonde, even his eyebrows are)
P- Come on Ben, you look fine!
B- My beautiful hair... aiyeee!
Q- HEY! How cool is that! It's me!
B- (grabs Quatre's shirt) THIS IS NOT COOL! Look at me! I look like a bloody super saiyan high on Viagra!
R- I sure wish you were (looks at nails) those were some good times...
N- falls off stage
Q- Put me down damnit!
B- (drops Quatre) Foine! Listen, I will be in my dressing room.
N- (dives after Ben) Listen, Benny-Baby, come on. Have some fun. If you be good I'll whisper (Ben's eyes light up)
B- OK, sure thing! (kisses Tasha on the cheek)
D- So that's where all the rumours of our gayness come from!
Q- I need to hit something. (punches desk) owwy...
2)- OK, who else needs to be sorted out?
Cat- me and BN
BN- KATANA SOUP!
K- You, Chris and Mark
C- MEEEEE!
3) I ain't going out dressed as ne of em!
N- Fine you can stay here! Rosie, come and get changed into your little Wing Zero Custom Costume. Baby Nataku is too young to go out... and too amazing ally.
BN- SCIMITAR ON TOAST!
Cat- snivel alright, fine! (storms off to get changed)
N- Which costumes you got left steph?
2) Well, there's Noin, Sally, Trowa and Maremaia.
C- I'll be Maremaia. She's the cute little kid, right?
N- No shes a seven year old little red headed bitch, child of trieze IE Satan, but if that's what you want... Mark, who ya gonna be.
M- Dude, like, I dunno!
2)- Make Christian Trowa, he's got longer hair.
N- But doesn't Sally have long hair?
2) yar, but I have Miracle grow, don't I?
2),N- evil grin
M- Dude, like, no!
K- Oh come on, Marky, your hair is the right colour!
M- But dude, look what happened to Quatre!
N-Oh pipe down. Open up!
M- No man, like, no!
N- Come on... you get to fondle Ruth...
M- mmmmmmmmmmno!
N- How about I buy you an even spinnier chair?
M- mmmmmmmmmmOK! (grabs bottle and drinks about half. He starts shuddering. Suddenly those sexy spikes become sexy, well, long hair and Mark looks flabbergasted.) Dude, like, instant hair extensions!
N- spam Steph, deal with it. (walks off to get changed.)
H- Do my tits look alright?
Cast- hysterics
H- Whaaaaaaaaat? What are you laughing aaaaaaat? I don't get it! DUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO! Or, is it Tasha? Either way, I is Hilde and I'm darn proud! (pouts) I must go and think. (goes off into dressing room)
2)- Right, I have Trowa and Noin left. I'm being Noin coz I don't wanna be a man, particularly a gay man.
T- HEY!!! I AM NOT GAY! I was gonna do Ruth until she said I couldn't!
K- Ruthy, you are such a whore. And it's an INJUSTICE!
R- Very good! Now my turn. I will Kill you... no, I WILL kill you, no, I will KILL you, nooooooooo...
K- sweatdrop
2)- Chrissy, I need to dye your hair. Come here.
I- throws up over stage
K- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
R- Gross Gross Gross
Cat- Oh god I've got a hairball! (ambles off as fast as she can dressed up like a frickin gundam)
BN- MMMMMMMMMMMMMM VOMIT!
2)- Arse.
I- Like, I need to lie down.
K- How come Heero gets really pissed and never throws up?
2)- Maybe its because he irons himself a lot when he is pissed. Chris, go iron yourself!
I- OK!
K- ARSE! Anyway, you do realise your gonna have to be Trowa if he's too sick?
T- WHY CAN'T I BE TROWA??
1)- OH shut up... (tries to force him into red spangly number.)
K- Kerry, WHY?
1) Stephy accidentally sent off the Catherine leotard for dry cleaning, and so Ruthy sed we can borrow the RSN. And I did sew up all the holes.
T- I hate to be vocal and Wu-fei, but INJUSTICE!!!
K- Oh shut up. Steph I can hear Chris throwing up. I think he's too sick to go out.
2)- Damn. Hey, why can't the cat be Trowa? We do need a Noin.
K- Do you really want to drape yourself over Quatre?
2)- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I'LL BE TROWA! But then I'll have to drape myself over Ben!
B- Look, Steph, I know you're a self-centered twisted bitch, but can you stop being such a spiteful cow on top of all that? I really think you are hurting Quatre's feelings.
2)- UH! HOW DARE YOU! And besides, does it really look like I care?
B- Not really. Sod off.
2) UH! (storms off into dressing room.)
K- GO BEN!
B- Sorry, but sometimes I have to be blunt. Anyway, we need a Noin.
Q- I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE! Snigger
N- (from dressing room)That is so not a Zechs line.
K- Hey, Tasha, you got any Zechs .wavs we can get Quatre to copy?
N- I have a funkay Trieze one... but no Zechs, sozdee.
K- Poobo...
B- Oh lets just not start that again, K?
K- Agreed.
N- I have got a funny little picture of Zechs getting punched in the face with all blood spurting from his nose... hey stephy, we got any fake blood?
Q- Oh no way!
2)- I AM NOT SPEAKING TO ANY OF YOU! And, no we don't.
Q- Phew...
2) However, we could cover him with Christian vomit and pretend its blood.
Q- STEPHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
N- No thanks Stephy, we'll just do without. Hmm... hey, I know a Zechs liiiiine!
Q- Ya do?
N- Uhuh. Doesn't he say in the episode where Heero self detonates...
R- Tasha, he does that lot. Can you be specific?
N- OK, the clip show episode, The Locusts of Victory and Defeat.
R- Oh Yar, following now. The one I taped for you?
N- nod and I am eternally grateful. Aaaaaaanyway, in that episode there is a clip which comes after Quatre yells...
Q- THEY'VE TARGETTED THE COLONIES!
N- And then...
D- AND HAND OVER OUR GUNDAMS!?! Gawp
N- Aaaand then...
T- Sound's like Oz's tricks.
K- HEEEEEEY! We don't have an Oz in this version of Buffy!
C- Or a Kendra!
N- Hey, that's what Mark and Chris are for.
M- Hell no dude!
N- Anyway, you know after that bit the bit with Heero and Zech's fighting?
R- Yuhuh, when Zech's says...
Q- You can fight, well can't you?! God I'm getting good at this!
N- Exactly. There you go. OOOOOO! I've got another one!
R- Do tell.
N- You know when Zechs and Heero have that battle in Antarctica? And Heero pilots Heavyarms?
T- I could never forget.
2)- I TAPED DAT!
N- Yes, you did. Remember when Heero and Trowa arrive and are walking down the corridor? And Zechs starts talking?
2)- Oh YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
N- And he says...
Q- Heero Yuy. Is that your real name?
H- (pulling Hilde jumper of his head) Ok, Ok, I got it, then I say, Is that your real name you're using?
N- Exactly. I can't remember Zech's exact words after that. I had just taken my medication and I was kinda zapped out, so ya know. (**By medication I mean My Asthma pump, Allergy spray and Antihistamine pill, k? Not any thing else!**) But anyway, there you go Quat, you've got some lines!
Q- YAY!
T- Kill me. (he is wearing the spangly red number and Catherine hair (ie it looks like Anne Franks hair) His Y fronts are showing)
Cast- gawp hysterics
T- Kill me now...
Q- Hehehehehehe! You look like a prat!
R- If you stretch that I'll kill you.
N- Ahh don't worry Ruthy, hysterics I'll buy you a nice purple one for Xmas!
R- Oh hardy hahaha! Hey, why are you still in your dressing room?
N- blush Erm, well...
R- Come on! I wanna see DUUUUUUO!
K- Yes, it is weak to hide away in ones room like a little woman weakling INJUSTICE! Wow...
W- INJUSTICE! I mean, Go ahead, start a war! Teehee blush
R- Wow Wu-man, you look so much like Dorothy! But... your hair is too short... And will someone please fix the eyebrows?
K- YAY! (dives at him with tweezers)
W- ARGH! (KJ rips out eyebrows, well parts of.) OH THE PAIN!
K- Weakling. Thar you go! Swish OOOO SWORDY THINGY!
W- THAT'S A KATANA! YOU IMBECILE!
K- TEHEHE swish
R- TAAAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA! Come out!
N- I'll come out when we've got a Noin!
2)- You guys all took ages to get ready! (Steph exits dressing room straightening turtle neck and jeans and fiddling with her hair. Her braids are all clipped up at the back with some gelled into a erect blob to cover her face.)
K- That was quick.
2)- Yeah. What can I say? I'm a professional.
Cat- Please... someone get this thing off me pout
C- Daw, poor baby! (Takes off Wing Zero Custom costume)
Cat- Thank you.
N- So you don't wanna come then?
Cat- No, I'll go, but I'll go as Noin, won't I, Sexy Zechsy baby? (Begins rubbing against Quatre's legs)
Q- Oooooooh! (Cringes)
R- Hey, there is a little Catty costume crappy suity thingy that Noin wears!
Cat- Ruthy, you know you died that mop on your head brown?
R- Yuhuh?
Cat- Can you dye the mini mop blue?
R- Waaaaaaaay ahead of ya! (Plonks mini mop head on Rosies little head)
N- NOOO! YOU'RE COVERING UP THE CUTE LITTLE ORANGE SPLODGE! (Bursts out of dressing room dressed as, well, Duo, but with tits)
D- GAWP Wow...
Q- Hehehehee! Hey, you've even got the funky cross!
N- I'm not a Christian, but who cares? It's a fashion accessory, not a statement.
D- IT IS FOR ME! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!
N- I'm not mocking snivel Don't you like my impersonation? Snivel
D- Of course I do, I just thought...
N- Well don't think! Sniff You'll make my mascara run!
W- HAHHAHAH! DUO WEARS MASCARA! Cackle
D- I DO NOT!
K- Can we just behave please?
Cat- And besides, according to that bitch-arse laydee when I was an 8 week old kitten; "Oh what an ugly cat!" Just because of my splodge! She was a bitch... pout
All- DAW! (hug cat)
Cat- purr purr I should do this more often.
N- Well I think we are all ready now. Here's the list, just so we can check;
Heero- Ruthy
Duo- Me
Trowa- Stephy
Quatre- Ben
Wu-man (w-HEY!)- Kaja
Sexy Zechsy (**I don't know who wrote the funny parody fic that was in, but If you are offended by me using your hilarious comment please email me and I will remove it**)- Quatre
Noin- Rosie
Lady Une- Kerry
Sally- Mark
Treize- TammyWammyJammyBammy! (L- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!)
Maremaia- Cazy
Relena- Duo
Hilde- Heero
Catherine- Trowa
Dorothy-Wu-fishay! (w- grrrr)

P- HEY! WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE!?
Cast- gasp
K- We forgot Pauly Paul Paul Paul!
N- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
2)- evil grin I have an idea... heh heh heh...
P- EEP!

30 seconds later...

P- This is pathetic...
R- (jumps on Paul's back) Giddy Up WING ZERO! We gotta get going! Candy doesn't wait!
P- Help... (runs off carrying Ruth and wearing Wing Zero costume)
N- You do realise he might as well have borrowed a Gundam and rode about in that instead of wearing that dumb suit, right?
2)- Yeah, but do you have the heart to tell him and spoil all his fun?
N- evil grin Who am I to kill a dream?

And as the sun begins to set and the gastly Ghoulies begin to come out and play, The KTVS crew leave the sanctity of the set and head out into the big wide world, stronger as people and ready for action...

N- DAMMIT MARC! GET OFF THE KEYBOARD! YOU AND YOUR UGLY FACE ARE GONNA SCARE PEOPLE AWAY!
MJHK- Screw off, sad case! I was just adding the Klusener touch to this piece of shit you call a story.
N- Well, now your done, go away! Anyway, isn't John's Girlfriend's party tonight?
MJHK- ARGH SHIT! I GOTTA GO GET READY! (Runs off at a rate of knots)
Hollie- I better got and help him choose a tie!
N- Get away from me you uppity freak! You reek!
Hollie- Do not!
Cat- DO TOO! hiss spit
Hollie- hiss spit You can all go screw!
N- No, I can easily take you the vets for a little injection, considering Marc won't take you!
Hollie- EEEEEEEEEEP!

And here we are, my friends, at the end of the Halloween special. I just thought you ought to see a little off what is off set for once, and a little key into my home life. Anyway, ehem, we have come to the end of this fantastic Halloween episode! And even now, we have some questions to ask;
WHAT THE HELL POSSESED RUTH TO MAKE HER WANT TO SHAG ANIME CHARACTERS WHO ARE 2D MAY I ADD!?! IF YOU TURN THEM A CERTAIN WAY THEY DISSAPPEAR!! Pant pant
What made Tasha wrote this piece of absolute drivel and will we be subjected to a Christmas special in two months?(N-*nod*)
Why, just, why?
The answers to some of these questions and maybe more which have brewed up inside your skulls will be answered (maybe) in the next fantastic back to regime episode of...

TALIBAN WEEKLY!
Osama, get off the keyboard!

KAJA THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!!!