Okay. I got bored, and . part 2? O.O I know it's been.. um.. 2 years?
Good evenin'. This is the 30 second news. In today's news-
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::Screaming girls:: I pinched his butt! ::More screams:: He is-
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Melting into a blob of nothingness. Yes, that's what-
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They call him gay for. Bum! Bum! Bum! Find out what will happen when-
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My husband called me a slut! Judge Judy, don't help him! I'm-
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Here to kill all you idiots! I am your worst nightmare. I am a-
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Super hot babe! They're all over this beach, so come down and grab-
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Breasts. Yes, breasts. Now, ladies they can feel more comfortable, with this-
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Shit! She's gonna kill me! But she won't if I go to-
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Las Vegas with tons of X-rated shows, who wouldn't-
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Want to have sex? Visit www.wannahavesex.com, and-
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Get a job, Harry. I hate this. I'm selling my body, and you're on the couch eating-
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George W. Bush. Today is the day we remember all the horrors-
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Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck have finally decided to stop hating each other and get married! WOW! And I thought gay-
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Homophobic, useless fools! That's what the world is coming to! Hate-
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Me. I am getting too old to-
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Kiss my ass, Betty. You are a f-
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Funny clown, Bob, is here. I'm so glad you could-
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Bring the 30 second news to a close. That's a tune in next time. We will be discussing if Tweety is a boy or a girl. 'Til then, SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THE BEAT!
It's not as funny as the first, is it? ^^;;
Good evenin'. This is the 30 second news. In today's news-
------
::Screaming girls:: I pinched his butt! ::More screams:: He is-
------
Melting into a blob of nothingness. Yes, that's what-
------
They call him gay for. Bum! Bum! Bum! Find out what will happen when-
------
My husband called me a slut! Judge Judy, don't help him! I'm-
------
Here to kill all you idiots! I am your worst nightmare. I am a-
------
Super hot babe! They're all over this beach, so come down and grab-
------
Breasts. Yes, breasts. Now, ladies they can feel more comfortable, with this-
------
Shit! She's gonna kill me! But she won't if I go to-
------
Las Vegas with tons of X-rated shows, who wouldn't-
-----
Want to have sex? Visit www.wannahavesex.com, and-
-----
Get a job, Harry. I hate this. I'm selling my body, and you're on the couch eating-
------
George W. Bush. Today is the day we remember all the horrors-
------
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck have finally decided to stop hating each other and get married! WOW! And I thought gay-
------
Homophobic, useless fools! That's what the world is coming to! Hate-
------
Me. I am getting too old to-
------
Kiss my ass, Betty. You are a f-
------
Funny clown, Bob, is here. I'm so glad you could-
------
Bring the 30 second news to a close. That's a tune in next time. We will be discussing if Tweety is a boy or a girl. 'Til then, SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THE BEAT!
It's not as funny as the first, is it? ^^;;
