KTVS- er... goes home?
Tasha walks into her house, which is very big, and has 666 bedrooms/rooms (cheesy grin). Anyway, she walks into the big room downstairs where everybody dwells for most of the time which is reaaaaaally big, like, bigger than a school hall and is all marbly and preety.... anyway, she walks in, and sees sitting in the seating area the G-boys (who were evicted), Elijah Wood, KJ, Ben (a1), the Cat, Ben's dog, The Dragon and Orly...
N- hideedoody
K-TASHA! (crazy waving) (whispers-) I eat cream eggs and Chupa Chups!
N- (cheesy grin) lalallaa happy now
K- WOOHOO! (pause) dum deedum dum dum colon dum dum dee dum dee dum (looks stoned.) heeheehehe (jumps out of chair as they r watching TV) OMG did u see a1 on the disney channel?
N-no i was talking to caz all afternoon
K- oooooh yaaaaaar
N- then i had dinner and watched the tomas the tank engine movie and now im here
K- ... aaaanyway
N- (looks confused) whats wrong with tomas the tank engine?
K-... ok i never thought id say this and u may want to write it down coz i dont think ill ever say it again but. . .BEN LOOKED BLOODY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits head against sofa arm)
N- thats nice. I've recorded that, you know?
K- haha
N- (opens bag and pulls out a piccy) Look at dis.... Midgey man...
K- now lets change the subject before i hurt myself... eh? midgey man??
N- (picks up KJ's story( her login on ff.net is paulsbabychica) and starts to read) in sequel, why is cordy on zeke's magic biros
K- (evil grin) u'll see... (looks at piccy) HAHA!
N- mmmmmmmmm luvin that pic i nicked today. (oogles at pic of OB with no top on) did u know kerry took the other one?
K- midgey man! (giggle)
N- ...
K- (snaps out of it) Yeah I know!
N- (giggle) (info about this pic- It was in the school printer, and there were 2 copies- so me and Kerry took em)
K- someone is gonna be soooo p-oed on monday
N- like a give a flying fuck! Anyway, she was admitting his gorgeyosoness on the way home
K- he is though *drools*
N- (looks through bag and pulls out another picture. She passes it to KJ) mmmmmmwhahaha
K- ?
N- me and caz have decided on sum orly goodness on sunday. We're gonna go see Black Hawk Down.
K- (looks thoroughly uninterested) pauls a psycho
N- (sweatdrop) yes, I know
K- thats why cordy is on zekes magic biros (looks proud. Looks at piccy) AWWWWW BLESS!!! lickle lijah! (turns picture upside down and pouts) he had gay hair then
N-yes... but... neva mind. i have more ikle lijah pics
K- *&//@#!? (swears)
N- but i won't show you them. (looks in bag again- It's a big blue bag made of Ben's trousers)i'll show you.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*drool*
K- (huggle)
N-(snatch huggle)
K-(gasp) (snatch huggle)
h- (snatch huggle)
O- (blinks in shock)
K- hahah! closet homo! (thinks for a moment) ANGEL! ANGEL WANNABE!
N- (pokes self in cheek)miget angel, like midget austin, and mini me
K- (go to snatch huggle but then remember about spandex space so instead back away whimpering) hehe
O- help....me
T- (slaps heero) DISCIPLINE!
K- Trowa!
N- (looks horrified) WHAT IF HE PUTS OBBY IN SPANDEX SPACE!!!!!!
T- (snatch huggle)
O- (Screams)
K- (snatch huggle)
O- (keeps on screaming)
K- (looks pissed)I LIVE WITH A LOAD OF HOMO PEEPS! KICK THEM OUT!
O-(screams sum more)
K- (MIDDLE FINGER TO TASHA)
///_o (t-)- I learn by observation
N- (snivel) what did i do!
K- (thinks) hey this is just like being back at sysy's house of orgies! oh that reminds me...
The KTVS god... worship me damnit! says:
///_O?
K- DUO!
D- huh?
K- build me a swimming pooooool... pweeze
D- i dunno how
K- dig
D- d-ig?
K- (thinks) (dig and vo-o-lley) (looks at Duo (who is blatantly blonde on the inside)) .......... (picks up trowa and starts hitting duo with him) DOG...... (thinks about what she just said)HAHA! dog... dogs is funni. doggy!
holly- wuf?
cat- WRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (runs awaaaaaaaaaay)
K- ehem (looks at Cat, who is now hanging from the ceiling light) sozdee
cat-*claws dog in cross shape* punishment...
K- haha! skill...........i neeeeed a swimming pooooool!
N- Why?
K- I WANNA SEE IF DA WU-FISH CAN SWIIIIIIM!.... i am owed a scientific (cringes at the long word) experiment daaaaaammit! (glares a bb (also known at B-tard Ben))
H- ya know, if you people stopped ignoring me and poking me, and slapping me *glares at trowa* you'd realise through my extreme military training, i have super human strength
Q- ooooooooooo! like super man!
N- super man wears his pants on the outside of his trousers
K- do yooooooooou?
Q- ....trou-sers? only kidding, but I don't think heero wears pants. I think he just wears spandex.
O- (scream)
E- (snigger* *pushes heero out of chair and sits down)
K- (gasp)........... aaaaaaaaanyway........ I WANNA SWIMMING POOL AND I WANT IT NOW! (stamps foot)
h- i can't belive you haven't asked me yet
w- everybody hates you, no one's gonna ask for your help
w- (grumble) injustice (grumble)
K- CHRISTIAN SAY INJUSTICE!
I- (pokes head out of secret lab) in-just-ice?
K- quiet! ehem
E- duo, get me some food
O- (still screaming)
K- shut up man! (kicks obby)
O- (snivel)
Q- YOU KICKED HIM! that's like, trying to kill him!
K- I'LL KICK U NEXT BOYO! why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why is da e-man back?
O- (snivel)
E- baftas on sunday
K- oh right cooli!
Q- (shuddering in annoyance) don't push me bitch or I'll go zero... (glare)
///_O (dives behind couch)
K- (looks preety pissed) BITCH?! U LITTLE HOMO! (hides behind obby whilst saying this)
Q- (blank expression falls on face- eyes go heero ified. Sandrock bursts through walls and starts slashing stuff up)
Q- say that again, man-bitch.
K- MAN BITCH?!?! thats better
sandyrock- *slashy*
K- geez like get it right the furst time dude! (thinks about what she just said) furst!
Q-?
K- (gets a pencil and writes it on the wall) that is so the way we should be spelling first. furst... makes way more sense.
Q- (calms down- eyes go quatre ified. Quatre faints)
K-(kicks quatre)
O- (snigger)
sandrock- (leaves)
K- BYEBYE!
N- (kicks kj)
K- (kicks tasha)
N- (pulls out marker pen) PUNISHMENT!
K- NOOO! (pulls out wanky (also known as a big chew bar)
fuuin Saiki- MWHAHAHH!.....
K- (hits Tasha with wanky) DISCIPLINE!
N- (picks up trowa) DISOBEDIENCE!
K- (picks up duo) BAD MAN!
E- this is getting out of hand
N- this is so much fun!
K- (picks up orly) HUGGLE!
N- (snatch and huggle)
B-TARD B- should we stop them?
E- no. Duo, get up and get out the mud wrestling pit
K- . . .
D- (dirty grin)
N- (looks ill) i'm ready to stop now (poke poke)
K- (picks up elijah and throws him out the window) (frown) i am not heero
H- I AM!
K-so u are! (sweatdrop)
E- *climbing back in* now that was heightist discrimination!
K- (thinks- looks at Heero) hey! can u build me a swimming pool?
H- (thinks)
K- seeing as ur like super man
H- no
K- (gasp)
H- (mometarily stiffens up, then grins) only kididng!
K- AHO. . .very good
H- hiho, hiho, its off to build we go... *attempts to whistle as he disappears into basement*
EVIL ROBOT SAPHI- come here...
H- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! (door slams)
K- HAHAHAHAHA! Heero's never coming back. . .
N- HEERO! BUILD IT IN THE GARDEN!
K- (sigh) oh well
K- no more spandex (shudder) space (shudder)
H- (exits basemnt, covered in scatches, bruises and lipstick marks) OK! hiho, hiho.....
O- (screams)
K- (sweatdrop) oh jebus
E- (Smiles at heero's dopeyness and tosses a biro) works every time
jebus- you rang?
K- hey everyone its jebus!....and those are MY biros short arse!
everyone- (awe)
E- (glare)
K- oooooommmmmmm
Q- WHO THE F*** IS JEBUS!? (faint)
K- jebus is jesus' brother (nods head) (kicks quatre)
Q- oh (faint)
T- (kicks KJ)
K- (kicks quatre)
N- (kicks kj)
K- (kicks trowa)
///_o- (kicks KJ and Tasha using his trusty straddle jump)
K- (sniff)
N- owwwy (huggle)
K- BAD BAD MAN!
O- (stops screaming)
K- (pouts)
///_o- i am trowa
K- (claps) well done
///_o Tengo pelo
K- bien
D- (jumps out of know where onto Trowa, weilding a Razor)
K- *sigh* no tengo pelo
O_O- EEP!
-_- (looks in trousers) Tengo un pene
W- Trowa's pene son muy pequeno
K-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.... (looks disgusted) wuffy how the hell do u know???
dragon - groooooooooooowl* (Wu-fei no tiene un pene)
K- ah sí
W- i did laundry rounds this morning and saw his underwear.. HEY! that is so not true! its.... THIS BIG!
K- (looks doubtful)
W- (spreads arms a little further) no.. THIS BIG!
K- but u wear such tight trousers....i should know im wearing them!
W- I use it as a belt
O- (faint)
K- WHAT?!
N- (huggle ressuscitate)
B-TARD B- TASHA!
N- yes?
W- I have mount fuji in my pants (cheesy grin) i'm just discreet about it so as not to make maxwell look bad with his pixie american dick.
K- WHAT WITH BELTS AND SPANDEX SPACE. . .UR ALL WARPING MY FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!
H- hiho, hiho, its back from work i go
K- heehee pixie dick (laughs and points at duo)
H- *goes blue trying to whistle*
K- wow that was quick!
D- *covers crotch and sidles into kicthen*
H- hehheeheeeheheheheheheh *falls over* ooooooooo showdown....
E- *sweatdrop* ehehhehehe....
K- (looks sincerly pistachioed) NO! THEY ARE MY BIROS MAN! MIIIIIINE!
E- *pokes out tongue*
N- i feel like my nose is going to explode
K- (middle finger @ Heero)
O- please don't explode it over me
K- (looks ill) gross tasha-man!
N- (huggle) ok (walks over to Ben)
B-TARD B- (screams and hides behind quatre)
Q- (screams and hides behind the dragon)
dragon- (growls and hides behind ben)
K- (pout)my head hurts!
B-TAD B- (elbows dragon)
dragon- (fries ben)
N- I'm not really gonna explode over anyone, it justs feels really weird
K- oh good.....heehee fried ben
B-TARD B- you could have told me that (choke)
K- HA HA!
dragon- (eats fried ben)
N- OI! Drrrrrrrrrrrrop it...
dragon- *does as told and drops fried dragon slobber covered ben)
K- (does funkay dance)HAHAHAH GO DRAGON GO DRAGON GO. . .oh (kicks ben)
B-TARD B- (smacks KJ over head with Trowa) discipline! (kicks KJ)
K- AGH! (punches bb)
-_-(snivel)
BTARD B- (throws KJ at Elijah) WRARGH!
E- eep! (catches KJ)
K- AAAAGGGGGHHHHH! GET IT OFF OF MEEEEEE!
E- (squeals and drops kj)
O- (snigger)
N- (huggle)
K- oh u are goin down bb!
-_- (snivel)
B-TARD B- (grin)
*see dreams part 2, Kaja beating up ben*
B-TARD B- (cries like a baby and calls his mommy)
bbmommy- WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
K-haha!
bbmommy- (evil soul penetrating glare)
K- o oh (attempts running awaaaay!)
everyone cept KJ- (vanish)
dragon- (frightened growl)
K- (pout) oh thats mean
E- (peeps out from under sofa)
bbmommy- (wields bowl of veggies)
K- NO HELP! SHES GONNA MAKE ME EAT VEGGIES!
E- where are my darn red shoes... i wish i was back in iowa, i wish i was back in iowa...
K- (sigh) stupid boy
bbmommy- (shoves veggies down kj's throat) hmph!
K- jhbsdjhdmndfjhfdsasjyjhfdshgasjhdasjhdasdasdas!
bbmommy- (leaves)
everyone- (reappears)
K- (cough) choking! (sigh) i hate u guys
E- (vanishes)
K- (sigh) stupid boy
ghostly voice that sounds like lijah- (SHIT! The Baftas!)
K- dont make me repeat myself. . .again
O- (huggle kj) soz for leaving
K- ok i dont hate uuu (huggle)
N- (looks immensley excited and starts waving arms about) that is a line in the ednless waltz...... group hug! with just me and orly! (pushes kj off him and huggle)
K- (looks pissed)
O- (doesn't care)
-_- I'm all alone... theres nobody to be my toupee...
K- aww *huggles trowa* OWCH MY EYE!
-_- i haven't got any hair you fooool
///_O!!!
K- SINCE WHEN?! oh...right...yes...hmm...
O_O that was only a fleeting dream.... (sigh)
Q- (flaps like fish out of water)
K- hey! can ya swim quatre? coz like. . .fish man
Q- i can do everything! I am....SPOILT LITTLE RICH KID WHO HAD LESSONS IN EVERYTHING!
O- Can you do archery?
Q- (pout) no that's trieze's deal...
O- HAHHHAH! IN YOUR FACE! (does funkay dance)
K- (ignores obby) can ya fly?
Q- (nod) OH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDROCK!
K- hey thats the line outta sequel right b4 u die tash! ...i think
sandrock- (picks up quatre and flies around room (its a very big room))
K- (rolls eyes) well thats original, like "don't make me repeat myself, again" is a line out of EW
N- (pees about on Heero's lap top) (gasp) ejw is down!
K- ejw is down. . .is that meant to be english?
all- (shrug and look at Tasha)
N- (groan) ejw- elijahwood.com
K- whoops.... (looks at everyone) wasn't me....
N- (looks in bag and swoons) oooooooorlypics
K- haha
N- (passes kj sum pics)
K- (swoon) mmmmmmmmmm
N- mmmmmmmmmm
K- (looks at a certain pic) scary man! (whisper) he looks scary like that!
N- (slumps in chair) hes a poser. He always poses with his mouth open. (looks in bag sum more) oh buggering hell another goldfish pic
K- heehee goldy fishay! (thinks for a moment) HEY! can obby swim? coz u know. . .fishay
O- (jumps in pool and sucessfully swims)
K- (claps) (dons diving instructor outfit thingy) all of u in the pool! first one to drown gets a huggle (blows whistle)
H- (looks put out)
O- (takes bow)
Q- (leaps in pool and sucessfully swims)
H- (floats, face down, not breathing)
K- hahaha!
D- i ain't gettign my hair wet
B-TARD B- me neither
E- (reappears 10 feet above pool and bellyflops)
K- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 10 million points for the short arse!
N- (pokes cheek) i have a picture of orly in pink
E- (drowns)
K- . . .NOOOOOO!. . .dont look at me im not getting my hair wet either!
E- (still drowning)
dragon- (fishes him out)
K- (pushes him back in)
N- (pokes cheek so much that it goes all whitey pink) i have decided that orli is zoolander
H- *burble*
E- *drown*
K- haha! yeah with all the posing and stuff...
B-TARD B- (looks at pool) that is so mean
N- (looks at pool)AAAAARGH! (dives in after elijah)
K- what?!?! oh right...(sits in heero's chair)
N- (floats) i sooo cannot dive
K- WUFFY! get ya butt in el poolo!
W- no
K- heehee, yes
W- your sitting on me
K- oh, ehem soz (gets off wuffy)
Tasha walks into her house, which is very big, and has 666 bedrooms/rooms (cheesy grin). Anyway, she walks into the big room downstairs where everybody dwells for most of the time which is reaaaaaally big, like, bigger than a school hall and is all marbly and preety.... anyway, she walks in, and sees sitting in the seating area the G-boys (who were evicted), Elijah Wood, KJ, Ben (a1), the Cat, Ben's dog, The Dragon and Orly...
N- hideedoody
K-TASHA! (crazy waving) (whispers-) I eat cream eggs and Chupa Chups!
N- (cheesy grin) lalallaa happy now
K- WOOHOO! (pause) dum deedum dum dum colon dum dum dee dum dee dum (looks stoned.) heeheehehe (jumps out of chair as they r watching TV) OMG did u see a1 on the disney channel?
N-no i was talking to caz all afternoon
K- oooooh yaaaaaar
N- then i had dinner and watched the tomas the tank engine movie and now im here
K- ... aaaanyway
N- (looks confused) whats wrong with tomas the tank engine?
K-... ok i never thought id say this and u may want to write it down coz i dont think ill ever say it again but. . .BEN LOOKED BLOODY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits head against sofa arm)
N- thats nice. I've recorded that, you know?
K- haha
N- (opens bag and pulls out a piccy) Look at dis.... Midgey man...
K- now lets change the subject before i hurt myself... eh? midgey man??
N- (picks up KJ's story( her login on ff.net is paulsbabychica) and starts to read) in sequel, why is cordy on zeke's magic biros
K- (evil grin) u'll see... (looks at piccy) HAHA!
N- mmmmmmmmm luvin that pic i nicked today. (oogles at pic of OB with no top on) did u know kerry took the other one?
K- midgey man! (giggle)
N- ...
K- (snaps out of it) Yeah I know!
N- (giggle) (info about this pic- It was in the school printer, and there were 2 copies- so me and Kerry took em)
K- someone is gonna be soooo p-oed on monday
N- like a give a flying fuck! Anyway, she was admitting his gorgeyosoness on the way home
K- he is though *drools*
N- (looks through bag and pulls out another picture. She passes it to KJ) mmmmmmwhahaha
K- ?
N- me and caz have decided on sum orly goodness on sunday. We're gonna go see Black Hawk Down.
K- (looks thoroughly uninterested) pauls a psycho
N- (sweatdrop) yes, I know
K- thats why cordy is on zekes magic biros (looks proud. Looks at piccy) AWWWWW BLESS!!! lickle lijah! (turns picture upside down and pouts) he had gay hair then
N-yes... but... neva mind. i have more ikle lijah pics
K- *&//@#!? (swears)
N- but i won't show you them. (looks in bag again- It's a big blue bag made of Ben's trousers)i'll show you.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*drool*
K- (huggle)
N-(snatch huggle)
K-(gasp) (snatch huggle)
h- (snatch huggle)
O- (blinks in shock)
K- hahah! closet homo! (thinks for a moment) ANGEL! ANGEL WANNABE!
N- (pokes self in cheek)miget angel, like midget austin, and mini me
K- (go to snatch huggle but then remember about spandex space so instead back away whimpering) hehe
O- help....me
T- (slaps heero) DISCIPLINE!
K- Trowa!
N- (looks horrified) WHAT IF HE PUTS OBBY IN SPANDEX SPACE!!!!!!
T- (snatch huggle)
O- (Screams)
K- (snatch huggle)
O- (keeps on screaming)
K- (looks pissed)I LIVE WITH A LOAD OF HOMO PEEPS! KICK THEM OUT!
O-(screams sum more)
K- (MIDDLE FINGER TO TASHA)
///_o (t-)- I learn by observation
N- (snivel) what did i do!
K- (thinks) hey this is just like being back at sysy's house of orgies! oh that reminds me...
The KTVS god... worship me damnit! says:
///_O?
K- DUO!
D- huh?
K- build me a swimming pooooool... pweeze
D- i dunno how
K- dig
D- d-ig?
K- (thinks) (dig and vo-o-lley) (looks at Duo (who is blatantly blonde on the inside)) .......... (picks up trowa and starts hitting duo with him) DOG...... (thinks about what she just said)HAHA! dog... dogs is funni. doggy!
holly- wuf?
cat- WRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (runs awaaaaaaaaaay)
K- ehem (looks at Cat, who is now hanging from the ceiling light) sozdee
cat-*claws dog in cross shape* punishment...
K- haha! skill...........i neeeeed a swimming pooooool!
N- Why?
K- I WANNA SEE IF DA WU-FISH CAN SWIIIIIIM!.... i am owed a scientific (cringes at the long word) experiment daaaaaammit! (glares a bb (also known at B-tard Ben))
H- ya know, if you people stopped ignoring me and poking me, and slapping me *glares at trowa* you'd realise through my extreme military training, i have super human strength
Q- ooooooooooo! like super man!
N- super man wears his pants on the outside of his trousers
K- do yooooooooou?
Q- ....trou-sers? only kidding, but I don't think heero wears pants. I think he just wears spandex.
O- (scream)
E- (snigger* *pushes heero out of chair and sits down)
K- (gasp)........... aaaaaaaaanyway........ I WANNA SWIMMING POOL AND I WANT IT NOW! (stamps foot)
h- i can't belive you haven't asked me yet
w- everybody hates you, no one's gonna ask for your help
w- (grumble) injustice (grumble)
K- CHRISTIAN SAY INJUSTICE!
I- (pokes head out of secret lab) in-just-ice?
K- quiet! ehem
E- duo, get me some food
O- (still screaming)
K- shut up man! (kicks obby)
O- (snivel)
Q- YOU KICKED HIM! that's like, trying to kill him!
K- I'LL KICK U NEXT BOYO! why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why is da e-man back?
O- (snivel)
E- baftas on sunday
K- oh right cooli!
Q- (shuddering in annoyance) don't push me bitch or I'll go zero... (glare)
///_O (dives behind couch)
K- (looks preety pissed) BITCH?! U LITTLE HOMO! (hides behind obby whilst saying this)
Q- (blank expression falls on face- eyes go heero ified. Sandrock bursts through walls and starts slashing stuff up)
Q- say that again, man-bitch.
K- MAN BITCH?!?! thats better
sandyrock- *slashy*
K- geez like get it right the furst time dude! (thinks about what she just said) furst!
Q-?
K- (gets a pencil and writes it on the wall) that is so the way we should be spelling first. furst... makes way more sense.
Q- (calms down- eyes go quatre ified. Quatre faints)
K-(kicks quatre)
O- (snigger)
sandrock- (leaves)
K- BYEBYE!
N- (kicks kj)
K- (kicks tasha)
N- (pulls out marker pen) PUNISHMENT!
K- NOOO! (pulls out wanky (also known as a big chew bar)
fuuin Saiki- MWHAHAHH!.....
K- (hits Tasha with wanky) DISCIPLINE!
N- (picks up trowa) DISOBEDIENCE!
K- (picks up duo) BAD MAN!
E- this is getting out of hand
N- this is so much fun!
K- (picks up orly) HUGGLE!
N- (snatch and huggle)
B-TARD B- should we stop them?
E- no. Duo, get up and get out the mud wrestling pit
K- . . .
D- (dirty grin)
N- (looks ill) i'm ready to stop now (poke poke)
K- (picks up elijah and throws him out the window) (frown) i am not heero
H- I AM!
K-so u are! (sweatdrop)
E- *climbing back in* now that was heightist discrimination!
K- (thinks- looks at Heero) hey! can u build me a swimming pool?
H- (thinks)
K- seeing as ur like super man
H- no
K- (gasp)
H- (mometarily stiffens up, then grins) only kididng!
K- AHO. . .very good
H- hiho, hiho, its off to build we go... *attempts to whistle as he disappears into basement*
EVIL ROBOT SAPHI- come here...
H- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! (door slams)
K- HAHAHAHAHA! Heero's never coming back. . .
N- HEERO! BUILD IT IN THE GARDEN!
K- (sigh) oh well
K- no more spandex (shudder) space (shudder)
H- (exits basemnt, covered in scatches, bruises and lipstick marks) OK! hiho, hiho.....
O- (screams)
K- (sweatdrop) oh jebus
E- (Smiles at heero's dopeyness and tosses a biro) works every time
jebus- you rang?
K- hey everyone its jebus!....and those are MY biros short arse!
everyone- (awe)
E- (glare)
K- oooooommmmmmm
Q- WHO THE F*** IS JEBUS!? (faint)
K- jebus is jesus' brother (nods head) (kicks quatre)
Q- oh (faint)
T- (kicks KJ)
K- (kicks quatre)
N- (kicks kj)
K- (kicks trowa)
///_o- (kicks KJ and Tasha using his trusty straddle jump)
K- (sniff)
N- owwwy (huggle)
K- BAD BAD MAN!
O- (stops screaming)
K- (pouts)
///_o- i am trowa
K- (claps) well done
///_o Tengo pelo
K- bien
D- (jumps out of know where onto Trowa, weilding a Razor)
K- *sigh* no tengo pelo
O_O- EEP!
-_- (looks in trousers) Tengo un pene
W- Trowa's pene son muy pequeno
K-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.... (looks disgusted) wuffy how the hell do u know???
dragon - groooooooooooowl* (Wu-fei no tiene un pene)
K- ah sí
W- i did laundry rounds this morning and saw his underwear.. HEY! that is so not true! its.... THIS BIG!
K- (looks doubtful)
W- (spreads arms a little further) no.. THIS BIG!
K- but u wear such tight trousers....i should know im wearing them!
W- I use it as a belt
O- (faint)
K- WHAT?!
N- (huggle ressuscitate)
B-TARD B- TASHA!
N- yes?
W- I have mount fuji in my pants (cheesy grin) i'm just discreet about it so as not to make maxwell look bad with his pixie american dick.
K- WHAT WITH BELTS AND SPANDEX SPACE. . .UR ALL WARPING MY FRAGILE LITTLE MIND!
H- hiho, hiho, its back from work i go
K- heehee pixie dick (laughs and points at duo)
H- *goes blue trying to whistle*
K- wow that was quick!
D- *covers crotch and sidles into kicthen*
H- hehheeheeeheheheheheheh *falls over* ooooooooo showdown....
E- *sweatdrop* ehehhehehe....
K- (looks sincerly pistachioed) NO! THEY ARE MY BIROS MAN! MIIIIIINE!
E- *pokes out tongue*
N- i feel like my nose is going to explode
K- (middle finger @ Heero)
O- please don't explode it over me
K- (looks ill) gross tasha-man!
N- (huggle) ok (walks over to Ben)
B-TARD B- (screams and hides behind quatre)
Q- (screams and hides behind the dragon)
dragon- (growls and hides behind ben)
K- (pout)my head hurts!
B-TAD B- (elbows dragon)
dragon- (fries ben)
N- I'm not really gonna explode over anyone, it justs feels really weird
K- oh good.....heehee fried ben
B-TARD B- you could have told me that (choke)
K- HA HA!
dragon- (eats fried ben)
N- OI! Drrrrrrrrrrrrop it...
dragon- *does as told and drops fried dragon slobber covered ben)
K- (does funkay dance)HAHAHAH GO DRAGON GO DRAGON GO. . .oh (kicks ben)
B-TARD B- (smacks KJ over head with Trowa) discipline! (kicks KJ)
K- AGH! (punches bb)
-_-(snivel)
BTARD B- (throws KJ at Elijah) WRARGH!
E- eep! (catches KJ)
K- AAAAGGGGGHHHHH! GET IT OFF OF MEEEEEE!
E- (squeals and drops kj)
O- (snigger)
N- (huggle)
K- oh u are goin down bb!
-_- (snivel)
B-TARD B- (grin)
*see dreams part 2, Kaja beating up ben*
B-TARD B- (cries like a baby and calls his mommy)
bbmommy- WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
K-haha!
bbmommy- (evil soul penetrating glare)
K- o oh (attempts running awaaaay!)
everyone cept KJ- (vanish)
dragon- (frightened growl)
K- (pout) oh thats mean
E- (peeps out from under sofa)
bbmommy- (wields bowl of veggies)
K- NO HELP! SHES GONNA MAKE ME EAT VEGGIES!
E- where are my darn red shoes... i wish i was back in iowa, i wish i was back in iowa...
K- (sigh) stupid boy
bbmommy- (shoves veggies down kj's throat) hmph!
K- jhbsdjhdmndfjhfdsasjyjhfdshgasjhdasjhdasdasdas!
bbmommy- (leaves)
everyone- (reappears)
K- (cough) choking! (sigh) i hate u guys
E- (vanishes)
K- (sigh) stupid boy
ghostly voice that sounds like lijah- (SHIT! The Baftas!)
K- dont make me repeat myself. . .again
O- (huggle kj) soz for leaving
K- ok i dont hate uuu (huggle)
N- (looks immensley excited and starts waving arms about) that is a line in the ednless waltz...... group hug! with just me and orly! (pushes kj off him and huggle)
K- (looks pissed)
O- (doesn't care)
-_- I'm all alone... theres nobody to be my toupee...
K- aww *huggles trowa* OWCH MY EYE!
-_- i haven't got any hair you fooool
///_O!!!
K- SINCE WHEN?! oh...right...yes...hmm...
O_O that was only a fleeting dream.... (sigh)
Q- (flaps like fish out of water)
K- hey! can ya swim quatre? coz like. . .fish man
Q- i can do everything! I am....SPOILT LITTLE RICH KID WHO HAD LESSONS IN EVERYTHING!
O- Can you do archery?
Q- (pout) no that's trieze's deal...
O- HAHHHAH! IN YOUR FACE! (does funkay dance)
K- (ignores obby) can ya fly?
Q- (nod) OH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDROCK!
K- hey thats the line outta sequel right b4 u die tash! ...i think
sandrock- (picks up quatre and flies around room (its a very big room))
K- (rolls eyes) well thats original, like "don't make me repeat myself, again" is a line out of EW
N- (pees about on Heero's lap top) (gasp) ejw is down!
K- ejw is down. . .is that meant to be english?
all- (shrug and look at Tasha)
N- (groan) ejw- elijahwood.com
K- whoops.... (looks at everyone) wasn't me....
N- (looks in bag and swoons) oooooooorlypics
K- haha
N- (passes kj sum pics)
K- (swoon) mmmmmmmmmm
N- mmmmmmmmmm
K- (looks at a certain pic) scary man! (whisper) he looks scary like that!
N- (slumps in chair) hes a poser. He always poses with his mouth open. (looks in bag sum more) oh buggering hell another goldfish pic
K- heehee goldy fishay! (thinks for a moment) HEY! can obby swim? coz u know. . .fishay
O- (jumps in pool and sucessfully swims)
K- (claps) (dons diving instructor outfit thingy) all of u in the pool! first one to drown gets a huggle (blows whistle)
H- (looks put out)
O- (takes bow)
Q- (leaps in pool and sucessfully swims)
H- (floats, face down, not breathing)
K- hahaha!
D- i ain't gettign my hair wet
B-TARD B- me neither
E- (reappears 10 feet above pool and bellyflops)
K- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 10 million points for the short arse!
N- (pokes cheek) i have a picture of orly in pink
E- (drowns)
K- . . .NOOOOOO!. . .dont look at me im not getting my hair wet either!
E- (still drowning)
dragon- (fishes him out)
K- (pushes him back in)
N- (pokes cheek so much that it goes all whitey pink) i have decided that orli is zoolander
H- *burble*
E- *drown*
K- haha! yeah with all the posing and stuff...
B-TARD B- (looks at pool) that is so mean
N- (looks at pool)AAAAARGH! (dives in after elijah)
K- what?!?! oh right...(sits in heero's chair)
N- (floats) i sooo cannot dive
K- WUFFY! get ya butt in el poolo!
W- no
K- heehee, yes
W- your sitting on me
K- oh, ehem soz (gets off wuffy)
