February 1

So we've got a theme now? Last week we told our secrets and this week we explain and beg forgivness? Sorry, a magician never reveals his tricks, and I am a magician. I can disappear and reappear with the subtle snap of your fingers, I can be there or I can be here but I never tell my secrets. People assume that if you talk and talk and never say anything that you're simple. But it's actually a Scam, a secret cover-up that Scotland Yard can't even figure out. It's a Scam. Hide your credit card and don't give out your PIN number. Remember to stay out of dark alleys and side streets. Don't buy dugs from shady dealers and look both ways before you cross the street because we have a Scam going on. Scam. It looks weird, like some sort of processed meat. Scam.

Weird

Seamus