N- HOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA! IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Did ya miss me?
K-… no
N- You shuddup…. Neway, I'm back now, with huuuge apologies for my absence.
I've had severe writers block. Heres a list of amendments.
1) All bitches are hereby banned. Screw off Caz! *kicks Caz up the ass and out the
door*
2) Paul died. He quit A1. He can f off. *kicks Paul*
3) A few more random anime characters will undoubtedly turn up. *ogles at bootiful
kaworu…*

N- Kay, that's it. Here's the list of peoples now in this show!

N- Me, Natasha
K- Kaja
T- Tam
S- Steph
*random symbols*- Kerry
R- Ruthy! (gotta love her)

H- Heero
D- Duo
///_o- Trowa
Q- Quatty babe
W- Wuffly

Cat- Rosie
Bella/Hollie/Cleo- One of my other cats

B- Ben
M- Mark
C- Christian

Any other new peeps will be named as their names. Eh?

Here we go…

The KTVS stage. All is quiet. The Dust has settled on the Buffy props. The doors are
all ajar, motionless….

??- UYgdhgkrhbqouvbhfolawhflfhbsvvsvsdolsp *thrashes*
Jamesray- ksuhaejhslvssojlanspjnviskneliusjjnsdv;s;!!
?|k/- lkjhswlgplihsw;!!!!
Cat- *groan* Shall I actually turn on the music?
??- Oh yar…. Damn.
Cat- *groan*
M-*enters* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! Paul made one serious, like, booboo man!
C- YEAH MAN! Man, that was so, like, dumbass stupid manlike of him, man!
M- MAN!
C- MAN, LIKE, MAN!
M/C- *glare at each other*
K- Pathetic…
T- Uhuh.
*there is a pause*
K- WTF ARE WE DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?!
Cat- *sigh* James and Kerry are practising for Kerry's music thing, and I was…
looking for…
W- DO NOT SAY THE NAME!!! *falls out of random closet!*
All- *die*
W- *pant pant* You, ungrateful mog, deserve to die for losing my darling! HOW
DARE YOU!
Cat- *sigh* go redraw your hair on, loser. I'm so over that doll. I just wanted to find it
coz Bella misses Gus and maybe that dumb doll will shut her up.
W- *blink blink* INJUSTICE!!! *storms off to suck thumb in private*
K- …. Eh?
R- *falls out of random closet* Wow….
D- *falls out of closet* teeheehehehehhehehehe!
K- Oh holy f*** no!
R-… I luv you *wink wink*
K-… OH HOLY F*** NO!
Cat- Pathetic humans, submitting to their sexual needs.
///_- Just coz you're castrated.
Cat- *sidles off in misery*
K- OI! WHY THE HELL ARE WE HERE!?
R- YEAH! I'm missing Cardcaptors!
All- *die*
Unidentified booming voice- You are all here because I summoned you here, and coz
my darling Keemew2 is dying without an update!
K- TASSA!
N- *walks in* that wasn't me! That was *goes all googly* *sigh* the sweet voice of
an angel…
KaworuNagisa- Am I done yet?
N- *huggle* nope.
KaworuNagisa-… You do realise I'm Gay, an Angel and dead, right?
N-… just shuddup and hold still *huggle*
Q- *glare* how dare he……. *muses on all the painful rib breaking tassa huggles he's
received in the past*
H- *attempts to drag Ben in by hair* eh?
B- HAHAHAH! YOU FOOOOOOL! I cut my hair off!! MWHAHAHAHHAH!
H- *sadistic grin* *drips miracle grow on bens head* You suck *drags him in by
hair*
B- *gasp!* TROWA!!
///_0 BEN!
*they run to each other and embrace*
B- here, footstool!
H- *sweatdrop/groan/die* woof…. *reluctantly goes and sits by them.*
--If anyone isn't following, Ben and Trowa-kun are gay 2gether, and I sold Heero to
them as their trusty barking footstool in return of a…. (Kj covers wu-fei's ears)…
lizard egg…--
-- wu-fei broke up with Sally the Dragon—
--(kj hits tassa for saying the evil word)—
K- Can we get on with it, before Ruth starts humping Kaworu's leg?
N- ehem, yes. I called you all here for a good reason. KTVS is dead.
Random person-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *screams* 8commits suicide off a bridge*
All- *look around themselves*
N-*shrug* neway, I'm not laying you all off though. You will be gainfully employed
in the new ktvs all year comedy pantomimey dumbass thing where we take the piss
out of movies, anime and life in general! *breathe*
W- So KTVSAYCPDTWWTTPOOMAARL then?
N-… yes.
W- roight.
R- So were not doing Buffy anymore?
N-… no.
R- YAY! Buffay is sheeeeeeeeeet!
All- MIKO!!!! (one day everyone will understand the glory of miko)
N- Well, now that's organised, I'll tell you your jobs.

N/K/R/D/Q/B/Cat- Full time actors.
S(when she gets back form sick leave)/-)@~~/ ///_- -behind the scenes cru (big it up)
W/M/C/H- Cameras
Ne1 else… whatever I decide at the time. So there.

N- Any questions?
Q-*puts up hand* are still doing a KTVS carol? Coz I liked being narrator VV_^V
N- Yes. I'm getting to work on the new chapter soon. LOOK OUT FOR IT IN
DECEMBER!
K- OMG!!!
T- *startled* What?!
K- I GOTTA GO RESCUE TOGEPI…. I mean Heero….
B- Ain't gonna happen. Me and luvbunny here need our footstool.
H- Help…me…
K-*evil glare at the homo peeps*… *except Kaworu*
N- Right… I have work for you guys to do.
Q- Really? Good, coz duo tapped out my credit last week on Ice cream…
D- IT WAS A SPECIAL ON BEN AND JERRYS!!! WHAT WAS I MEANT TO
DO!?!?!??!
R- *pats arm* easy does it… I'll calm you down later…
All- *gasp* CORIN!! (one day you will all understand the glory of Corin)
K- *slaps ruffy* Don't fall in love!
N- What she said *glare*
R- *is afraid*
N- Oh god, the KTVS viewers have missed out on toooooooooo many private jokes…
K- And who's fault is that, eh? *glare*
N- *sweatdrop* ehehehee…. Anyway, WORK!
ElijahWood- YAY!
N- *kick* get off my stage! I won't start fancying you again until the trailers for the
Two towers come out, dumbass!
OrlandoBloom- but…
N- *glare* you too…
R-*sigh* see what I have to put up with?
N- Ruthy, stop knowing on my arm.
R- Sozdee.
N- NEWAY!!! We are going to do a very special opening clip show!
All- WOW!
M- MAN! COOOOOOOOOOOL MAN!
I- YEAH MAN!
Blazinarmy- BIGITUPINNIT!
N-…
Blazinarmy-… *sidle off stage*
N- However, I dunno what to do! Please can everyone who reads this desperate plea
submit ideas for dumbass clips for us to act out and undoubtedly screw up via email
(saphiw@hotmail.com) or via review. Do you want these poor souls to be employed?
Do you want to force Quatre to wear the same shirt AGAIN?!?!?!
All-*gasp*
N- Do you want me to be forced to feed my cat economy cat food??!?!?
All- *GASP*
Cat- I will kill Bella if you try and feed me that shit.
Bella- *is afraid*
N- *sigh* Do you want Wu-fei to run out of markers to draw his hair on with and be
BALD?!?!?
W- ARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
K- That could be very amusing…
N- NO IT WOULDN'T! What would ruthy hold onto in passionate moments with
him.
R- oh please, I'm not that low.
N- please refer back to KTVS chapter 6 or summat for proof that Ruthy is that low.
DO YOU WANT ME TO BE ABLE TO EMPLOY MORE BOOTIFUL
BISHOUNEN?!?!?
Dilandau- Yes. My guymelif got busted. Ehehehe ^_^
R- *drool*
N- *locks dilandau and kaworu away* You two better behave in there. If you care
about KTVS, and all your fav bishies, please submit stuff to meeeeeeee and it will be
done!
KaworuNagisa- Oh Dilandau…
N- OI!

WILL KTVS CONTINUE?
WILL KAWORU REALLY SCREW DILANDAU?
WILL RUTH EVER LEAVE THE GUTTER? (Ruthy-heck f***ing no)
WILL KAI EVER COME ON THE SHOW? (N-if you submit he will. I can make
him. He owes me rent *giggle*)
IT WILL ALL BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF
KTVSAYCPDTWWTTPOOMAARL!!

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