KTVS AT HOME!!!
Skit 1- Kai's webiste
KaiHiwatari- Kai from Beyblade
D- Duo
K- KJ
N- Tasha
W- Wufei
R- Ruthy
Cat- Rosie
Bella- Bella
Seiyathehemaphrodite- Seiya the Sailor Star hermaphrodite uggy person from sailor moon
KaiHiwatari- *click click*
D- What ya doing kaikybabe?
KaiHiwatari- F*** off homo freak. *click click*
D- *pout* I'm not homo… *bogs off back to the kitchen*
KaiHiwatari- *click click* *sigh* There.
-Kai looks at his finished webpage
"This is Kai's site. You all suck. Dranzer kicks ass. *no background*"
KaiHiwatari- *grin* Excellent.
-Kai goes off to his bedroom
D- *looks around* Hmm… *sneaks over to Kai's website* Wooooooooooooow… god that's dull…
5 mins later
D- THERE! IT IS COMPLETED!
"This is Kai's website. Duo rules. Watch Shin Chan or die by Deathscythe's hand! *dancing Duo gifs*"
D- Teehee!
K- OI! WHERES MY CAKE?!?!?
D- Oops… COMING! *runs off to get Kaja cake.
Cat- *blink blink* Duo actually learnt to type? Wow… hey, let's see what he did. *walks over to screen* What the heck is this shit?! I can't leave that up! It's an insult to the glory of the internet!
5 mins later
Cat- Phew. Well at least it ain't shit no more…
"*cat background* This is Kai's website. Buy a kitty. Feed it fudge and cookies and Spaghetti or I'll scratch ya. *dancing duo gifs being clawed by cat gifs*"
N- Rosie! Where's Bella?
Cat-… I'd better go let her out. *runs off*
W- *peers out from behind a door.* A website, hmm? I bet its all… unjustified. I'd better check it out… *sits down and looks at computer* eeew! It's all kawaii! I gotta fix that!
5 mins later
"This is Kai's website. Wu-fei rules. He has great hair and fashion sense and Nataku rocks ass. Deathscythe is a poopy head. Ruth is shallow. Rock out to the sounds of the spike fiddle! *Nataku gifs killing duo and kitty gifs*"
W- MWHWHWHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! I have won! This website is now far greater than any other! Oh… *looks at the background* hmmm… well, since this Kai's website… *puts a pic of Rei on the background* that's Kai… I think… hmm… he spends so much time in his room, I forgot what he looks like. Oh well… *skips off whistling*
R- Shallow?!?! I'll show him… ooooh! WEBSITE!!!
5 mins later
"This is Kai's website. Ruthy is NOT SHALLOW!!! Wu-fei has a pixie dick and can't get it up for love or money. Seiya is a sexy beast. Kaworu needs a good humping. Dilandau is yummy. Vote Ruth! *Shin Chan background*. Seiyathehemaphrodite gifs wiggling its ass at the other gifs*"
R- YAY! Tasha is gonna be so jealous. I got a webpage, and she haaaaasn't! HAHAHAHA! *runs off in spasmatic frenzy*
N- Damn eccentrix… *looks at screen* holy shit that's painful… Hey, isn't this Kai's website? Shouldn't HE be updating it? Eh? I need Cake… *walks off, nursing eyes*
Bella- TAAAAAAAASHA! ROSIE TIED ME UP AND… hey, look, a website! I'm sure no one will mind if I play about a bit… besides, everybody loves me… hehehehehe…
A while later
Bella- I really need to invest in opposable thumbs. There.
"*pink background, cherub gifs everywhere* This is Kai's website. Abyssinian cats are sweet, Tortoiseshelly cats are neat, don't overlook you beloved pet, buy her treats and see what you get! *Cherubs carrying the other gifs*"
Bella- Pweety! That's great.
Cat- What are you doing!?! *dive bombs Bella off the chair* *cat fight ensues*
N- What the…?
K- WHAT'S GOING ON! I AM TRYING TO EAT CAKE HERE!?!?!?
R- Yeah… me too…
Seiyathehemaphrodite- I am not cake.
R- Shuddup babe.
Cat- Bella messed up my website!
D- YOUR WEBSITE? That's mine!
R- No! It's mine!
W- In the name of great justified Nataku, it's mine!
Bella- It's mine!
KaiHiwatari- What the beep is going on? I'm trying to watch Sailor moon here!
N- The dumbass pricks are fighting over the website!
KaiHiwatari- What website?
All- *twiddle thumbs* yours.
KaiHiwatari- WHAT?!?
Bella/Cat- *cat fight into computer*
All- OH NO!
KaiHiwatari- *runs to computer* ARGH!
"This Kai's website. Dranzer died by deathscythes Abyssinian. Wu-fei has fudge. Ruthy is a sexy beast. You all hand poopy head. *rei/shin chan/pink/cat background. Gifs all over the blimmin place*"
KaiHiwatari- WTF DID YOU DO TO MY WEBSITE!?
D-… nothing…
KaiHiwatari- *launches beyblade* DRANZER! FIRE SPIN EVERYONE!
N- *Dives out of the way*
All- ARGH!
Later…
"This is eccentrix.com. We have had to terminate your website and membership because your website was THE most offending article we have ever seen."
KaiHiwatari- *sigh* stupid people…
D/Cat/Bella/R/W- *fried*
N- Why do I have to put up with this?
K- Coz you own a house. Cake?
N- No thanx. Rei sent me some special cake yesterday *giggle*
K- Oh dear lordy…
This KTVS short is sponsored by Dranzer's Kentucky fried Phoenix. Good with anything.
Dranzer- Expecially Dragoon!
Dragoon- X_X
Skit 2- Happy Birthday Quatre-kins
N- Natasha (me!)
K- KJ
R- Ruthy
D- Duo
H- Heero
Q- Quatre
///_- Trowa
W- Wuffy
Rendle- Rendle (the horse)
KaiHiwatari- Kai from bb
Rei- Rei from bb
B- Ben
M- Mark
C- Cristian
PaulMarazzi- … him…
SakuraKinomoto- Cardcaptor Sakura
Tomoyo- Tomoyo (Madison) from CCS
ShaoranLi- Shaoran (li) from CCS
MrKinomoto- Sakura's dad
RhiannonJenkins-… *sigh* Rhiannon
KaworuNagisa- Kaworu (sexy beast) from Eva
Dilandau- Dilandau form escaflowne
Seiyathehemaphrodite- Seiya the Sailor Star from Sailor Moon
All- HAPPY BIRTDAY!
Q- WOW! *squeals* You threw a party. For me?
N- yup, honey, it's all for you. *locks keemew2 in a closet* *huggle Quatre* *sadistic laughter*
Q- You all came! Duo! You came too? *huggle duo*
D-… man, are you crying?
Q- *sniffle* no, I'm just happy that everyone came.
D- I didn't come. I just happen to live here. And I need to cook the birthday dinner so…
N- no ya don't.
D-… you're cooking it then?
N-… no.
D- *eyes well up* you hired a chef?
N-… no
D- *confused* you hired Rashid?! He cooks mankass Arabian food.
Q- *glare*
N-… No.
D-… then how come I'm not cooking dinner?
SakuraKinomoto- Hiya!
Q- *pushes Duo over* SAKURA! *hugs Sakura* How's you?
SakuraKinomoto- Just fine thank you! *blushy*
Q- *grin* *goes off to greet other guests*
SakuraKinomoto- *sigh* *whispers* sorry Yukito… Quatre-saaaaamaaaa…. Mmm…. *drool*
ShaoranLi- Oi! Where's the food! I heard there was to be food!
N- It's not cooked yet, honey. *pats him on the head*
ShaoranLi- *goes to call thunder*
N- I wouldn't do that if I were you. Since I'm the author, I can do anything I damn want to you faster than you can say element lightning!
W- *fried by lightning*… ARGH!
N- Whoops!... *thinks demonic thoughts* *grins* Or.. Tiger Claw…
W-… YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWCH!
N- hehehhehehehhee
ShaoranLi-… roight. When will there be food? I'll come back then.
N- *grin* I have a one way force field around my house. You're just going to have to enjoy yourself.
ShaoranLi- I doubt it… *sees Quatre* *gawk*…. Quatre-sama….
KaworuNagias- *sidles onto the scene* You don't want him, little boy…
ShaoranLi- I don't?
KaworuNagisa- No… *sadistic grin* You are just attracted the power of his empathy…
ShaoranLi- I see… *looks at Kaworu* *gawk*
KaworuNagisa-… come, my budding homosexual, let me instruct you…. *leads Li away*
N-… Maybe I shouldn't have invited Kaworu.
Q- Tasha! Help! There's something attacking my leg!
TomoyoD- *gnaws Quatre's leg* YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOTIFUL SAKURA-CHAN!
N- oh lordy…
R- *sets up sign* "BEAUTIFUL BISHOUNEN, COME INTO RUTHY'S PALACE OF LURVE…." *door leads to a closet*
D- *walks around aimlessly* Why aren't I cooking… I always cook… Who's gonna cook…. *grabs shaoran by the shirt* ARE YOU GONNA COOK?!?!
ShaoranLi- Eeeep!
KaworuNagisa- *snatch* You leave my new sex toy alone. And of course he's not cooking. His hands will be dirty.
D-… *shudder* *looks over shoulder through crowds of random bishies*
Q- Good evening Mr Kinomoto, do come in.
MrKinomoto- Why thank you Quatre, and Happy birthday. I brought the cooking supplies…
D- *vision goes red* grrrr…
K- OMG!
D- huh? *snaps out of it*
K- I FORGOT TO SAVE TOGEPI… I mean… HEERO!... ah… I'll do it tomorrow.
N- Liar.
K- :p
N- *groan*
PaulMarazzi- *bangs on forcefield*
N- BANISHMENT! …. STORM ATTACK!
Seiyathehemaphrodite- *sucked away by random tornado*
R- HEY! I WAS USING THAT!
N-… whoops…
PaulMarazzi- *bangs on forcefield*
N-… lets keep it simple… *gives him the finger*
PaulMarazzi- *leaves*
N-… roight…
W-… medical… aid…
N- Well, I used to have a medical dra-
K- DON'T SAY IT! *huggles Wu-fei head*
N-… why is Wu-fei's head in your whotzits?
K-… It's comfy.
W- *giggle*
N- *rolls eyes* perv.
D- *sneaks after Mr Kinomoto.
R- HEY! DUO!
D- meh?
R- Wanna come into my house of lurve?
D- *rolls eyes* Bin there, dunnit. I gotta go assassinate Mr Kinomoto.
R- … COOL!
Dilandau-… dinner… candles… fire *twitch*
R- You do that, Dilly-babe… I'm gonna go plan an assassination.
Dilandau- *twitch*
D-… creepy… *ruthy and duo sneak off after Mr Kinomoto*
B- IM HERE!
///_^ Hi
M- MANTASTIC! A PARTY!
I- WITH, LIKE, BALLOONS!
I/M- MANTASTIC, MAN!
I/M- *glare at one another*
H-… help… me… ruff…
B- He's so adorable! Oo, I know the word for that! Kawaii!
///_^ I love you Benjamin
B- I know, Trowa-kun, I know.
///_- We still need to revise suffixes.
B-… kay. Footstool! Bark.
KaiHiwatari- I was designed with this guy in mind, and he's a f***ing footstool. F*** that! *storms off* *swish swish*
Rei- KAI! Come back! No one else knows about beyblading… must… talk… about blading… hey Wu-fei!
W- *bandages self up* bastard random evil attacky… things… injustified b-tards… yeah…
Rei-……….. roight.
N- WATCH IT! THIS IS A FRAGILE VASE! That does it…. Grrr!
W- Oh fuck. *liquid metal rod shoots through Wu-fei* ARGH!
Dilandau-… MWHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! *twitch* Don't leave me alone! *twitch*…. *twitch*
N- Must… control… urge to steal… random… anime… attacks!
Q- WOW! A MOTORSCOOTER!... I'll give it to the needy. WOW! A DVD PLAYER!... meh, I'll give to the needy.
SakuraKinomoto- Here's my gift.
Q- *opens it gingerly*A card?
SakuraKinomoto- yeah… *giggle* It's the glow card. I… hear your afraid of the dark… which I find strangely titillating… ehehehehe… *blushy*
Q-… that's really thoughtful of you Sakura, thank you *goes to give a peck on the cheek…*
Tomoyo- RARGH! *dives between them and sinks teeth into Quatre's ear*
Q- ARFSKGYIFAKDGOK!! *swings Tomoyo around in frenzied panic* HELP!
N- I'll save you! BEAM CANNON!
W- HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH??!?!??! *is blasted into oblivion*
K- Question.
N- Yar.
K- Why is it that Seiya got attacked?
N- Coz I was looking at gayass bastard pauly man.
K- He's bootiful!
N- He's a traitor. Go on.
K-… kay. Question.
N- yar.
K- Why dya keep f***ing with 'fei?
N-… coz it is amusing.
K-… kay. Question.
N- Yar.
K- WHY ARE YOU STEALING RANDOM ANIME ATTACKS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!???!?
N-… I do not know… *will young face*
K- argh…
D- shh..
R- shh what?
D- I don't wanna be conspicuous!
R- Duo, we're in your Gundam. I tink that kinda gives us away.
D-… oh.
R- Ya think we can pull this off, jus the two of us?
D-… why?
R- Well, it's bloodthirsty murder! We need someone demented, freakish, and…….. GERMAN!
D- Hilde?
R- No!
RhiannonJenkins- Hello.
D- PSYCHO LADY! ARGH!
R- easy big boy…
RhiannonJenkins- IM FINALLY IN KTVS! IM FINALL IN KTVS! WHAHOOO!
D- SHHHH!
RhiannonJenkins- eh?
R- We're trying to be inconspicuous and scout out our evil villain man who's stealing Duo's manhood… I mean job.
RJ/D- …
R-… yes.
RhiannonJenkins- Anyway…
R- LETS SPY!
All- *peer in through kitchen window*
Mr Kinomoto- dumdeedum *prepares top quality cuisine expertly*
Q- GET THIS DEMENTED CHILD OFF MY EAR GODDAMNIT!
Mr Kinomoto- *waves chocolate in front of tomoyo's face*
Tomoyo- *gasp* I CAN GIVE THIS TO SAKURA-CHAN! EAT SHIT, WINNER! *runs off like demnted sheep*
Q-… thanks Mr Kinomoto…
RhiannonJenkins-… what a stupid bastard!
R- eh?
RhiannonJenkins- I wanted to see Quatre get his ear ripped off!
D- damn, she is evil.
R- Not even affected by Quatre's bishieness… *sigh*
RhiannonJenkins- When do we kill 'im?
D-… soon… but not too soon… I want to be *meat market face* inconspicuous.
R-… well, I'll leave you to your waiting. So many bishies to screw, such little time…
MrKinomoto- Dinner's almost ready.
All- YAY!
Rendle-… I'd better be getting oats. I'll get pissed if I don't get oats.
K- You're always pissed!
Rendle- Am not!
K-… you bit Tasha on the tit.
Rendle-… point taken.
N- What am I gonna do? I can't even speak to someone without frying someone else!
K- you mean Wu-fei.
N- Don't contradict me! FLAMETHROWER!
W- *frazzle*… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
K- I'm gonna start getting pissed soon.
N- just like you're gonna rescue Heero soon.
K-… summat like that.
Q- THANKYOU ALL FOR COMING! THE PRESENTS WERE GREAT!
ShaoranLi- *stumbles out of Closet* aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeee….
KaworuNagisa- *does up shirt* Come on, be honest, I rocked you're world, right?
R- Kaworu, Kaworu, you sink so low to screw small children. Tut Tut.
KaworuNagisa- heck, I'm dead. I have no soul to save.
R- You know, I'm feeling particularly young today…
KaworuNagisa- eh?
R- *grin* I'm not legal for 8 months.
KaworuNagisa- *eyes boggle* who cares if I'm gay. Where's a closet?
MrKinomoto- There *lays out meal*
All- WOW!
D- RARGH! *jumps onto table bearing garden shears*
Q- What the…
D- My scythe was missing. *sweatdrop*
KaiHiwatari- Pathetic
RhiannonJenkins- RARGH! *dives at Mr Kinomoto with a biro*
MrKinomoto- *smiles dumbly* hello children *dodges rj's attack* cake?
RhiannonJenkins- You should have let Tomoyo bite off Quatre's ear!
MrKinomoto- Why?
RhiannonJenkins- Duh! It would have been well funny
N- err… reality check here. This is KTVS. I luv QWWD. He can't get beat up too bad. And also, he's an anime character. Nothing is permanently scarring in Anime. His ear would have grown back.
RhiannonJenkins-… dumbass stuff, anime… *leaves* *steals cake* *leaves again*
D- YOU GO! Fine. I'll get Mr Kinomoto myself!
N- Whoah… hold on a second. You want to kill Mr Kinomoto?
D-… yeah. So what?
SakuraKinomoto- NO! DADDY!
Q- *huggle sakura* don't worry, it'll be ok.
Tomoyo- *glare*
N- You can't do that! And why would you want to?
D-… coz… *sniffle*… *point finger* HE STOLE MY JOB!
N-… stop. Rewind. Tasha no understandy.
D- I'm the cook! I always cook! And then today, my BESTEST friends birthday… *hugs Quatre*
Q-… since when am I your best friend?
D- Since now. Neway. Today, his BIRTHDAY, you get some random man to cook!
K- there is nothing wrong with Random men, Duo.
D- But he's so lame! He sews!
W- HEY!
D- He knits!
H- HEY! …. Woof
B- KAWAII!
D- He… has children!
N- So did I!... at a time… in the real fake life… ok, digging a bigass hole here. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MR KINOMOTO!
D- But he makes me feel worthless *bottom lip trembles*
K- DAW! *huggle* Bad Mr Kinomoto man!
N- hmm… Dilemma…
Rei- I got an idea.
N- Shut up, I'm thinking.
Rei- But…
N- Rei, bootiful men are not endowed with brains, so be quiet and look bootiful.
R- *pout*
N- See, perfect. Now… hmm….
KaiHiwatari- I think…
N- BOOTIFUL MEN CANNOT THINK! Ehem…
Q- What about me then?
N- You be quiet honey. Hmmm…
Dilandau- *twitch*
All- *silence*
All- *look at one another*
All- *silence*
Rei- I HAVE AN IDEA!
N- Rei…
Rei- LET DUO BAKE QUATRE A BIGASS BIRTHDAY CAKE!
K- YEAH! AND MAKE SURE IT'S TOO BIGASS!
All- YAY!
N- YAY! Great idea Rei *twitch* thunderbolt!
W- BASTARD! *fizzle*
Later on-
D- I'm happy coz I baked a cake
MrKinomoto- I'm happy coz I'm always dementedly happy
SakuraKinomoto- I'm happy coz Quatre-sama is bootiful
Tomoyo- I'm happy coz Sakura-chan ate my aphrodisiac chocolate
ShaoranLi- I'm happy… coz Sakura has one less Clow card!
KaworuNagisa- I'm happy coz I got laid twice!
Ruth- Ditto!
Dilandau- *twitch*
KaiHiwatari- I'm never happy, though I'm satisified that I'm bootiful *blushy* (omg, if kai blushes, his tattoos must go purple!)
Rei- I'm happy coz I'm smart and Bootiful!
K- I'm happy coz Rendle didn't eat pinkay
Rendle- I'm never happy. *munch*
K- ARGH!
RhinannonJenkins- I'm happy coz I finally featured in KTVS!
M/I- MAN MAN!
H- Help… me
B- I'm happy coz I'm gay
///_^ me too
W- I'm happy coz I featured a lot in this skit.
PaulMarazzi- *slopes off into distance*
N- I'm happy coz this is finally done
Q- And I'm happy coz It's my birthday and you all could come. *giggle*
This KTVS skit is sponsored by-
Every single anime character I ripped off today. Sorry.
Skit 1- Kai's webiste
KaiHiwatari- Kai from Beyblade
D- Duo
K- KJ
N- Tasha
W- Wufei
R- Ruthy
Cat- Rosie
Bella- Bella
Seiyathehemaphrodite- Seiya the Sailor Star hermaphrodite uggy person from sailor moon
KaiHiwatari- *click click*
D- What ya doing kaikybabe?
KaiHiwatari- F*** off homo freak. *click click*
D- *pout* I'm not homo… *bogs off back to the kitchen*
KaiHiwatari- *click click* *sigh* There.
-Kai looks at his finished webpage
"This is Kai's site. You all suck. Dranzer kicks ass. *no background*"
KaiHiwatari- *grin* Excellent.
-Kai goes off to his bedroom
D- *looks around* Hmm… *sneaks over to Kai's website* Wooooooooooooow… god that's dull…
5 mins later
D- THERE! IT IS COMPLETED!
"This is Kai's website. Duo rules. Watch Shin Chan or die by Deathscythe's hand! *dancing Duo gifs*"
D- Teehee!
K- OI! WHERES MY CAKE?!?!?
D- Oops… COMING! *runs off to get Kaja cake.
Cat- *blink blink* Duo actually learnt to type? Wow… hey, let's see what he did. *walks over to screen* What the heck is this shit?! I can't leave that up! It's an insult to the glory of the internet!
5 mins later
Cat- Phew. Well at least it ain't shit no more…
"*cat background* This is Kai's website. Buy a kitty. Feed it fudge and cookies and Spaghetti or I'll scratch ya. *dancing duo gifs being clawed by cat gifs*"
N- Rosie! Where's Bella?
Cat-… I'd better go let her out. *runs off*
W- *peers out from behind a door.* A website, hmm? I bet its all… unjustified. I'd better check it out… *sits down and looks at computer* eeew! It's all kawaii! I gotta fix that!
5 mins later
"This is Kai's website. Wu-fei rules. He has great hair and fashion sense and Nataku rocks ass. Deathscythe is a poopy head. Ruth is shallow. Rock out to the sounds of the spike fiddle! *Nataku gifs killing duo and kitty gifs*"
W- MWHWHWHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! I have won! This website is now far greater than any other! Oh… *looks at the background* hmmm… well, since this Kai's website… *puts a pic of Rei on the background* that's Kai… I think… hmm… he spends so much time in his room, I forgot what he looks like. Oh well… *skips off whistling*
R- Shallow?!?! I'll show him… ooooh! WEBSITE!!!
5 mins later
"This is Kai's website. Ruthy is NOT SHALLOW!!! Wu-fei has a pixie dick and can't get it up for love or money. Seiya is a sexy beast. Kaworu needs a good humping. Dilandau is yummy. Vote Ruth! *Shin Chan background*. Seiyathehemaphrodite gifs wiggling its ass at the other gifs*"
R- YAY! Tasha is gonna be so jealous. I got a webpage, and she haaaaasn't! HAHAHAHA! *runs off in spasmatic frenzy*
N- Damn eccentrix… *looks at screen* holy shit that's painful… Hey, isn't this Kai's website? Shouldn't HE be updating it? Eh? I need Cake… *walks off, nursing eyes*
Bella- TAAAAAAAASHA! ROSIE TIED ME UP AND… hey, look, a website! I'm sure no one will mind if I play about a bit… besides, everybody loves me… hehehehehe…
A while later
Bella- I really need to invest in opposable thumbs. There.
"*pink background, cherub gifs everywhere* This is Kai's website. Abyssinian cats are sweet, Tortoiseshelly cats are neat, don't overlook you beloved pet, buy her treats and see what you get! *Cherubs carrying the other gifs*"
Bella- Pweety! That's great.
Cat- What are you doing!?! *dive bombs Bella off the chair* *cat fight ensues*
N- What the…?
K- WHAT'S GOING ON! I AM TRYING TO EAT CAKE HERE!?!?!?
R- Yeah… me too…
Seiyathehemaphrodite- I am not cake.
R- Shuddup babe.
Cat- Bella messed up my website!
D- YOUR WEBSITE? That's mine!
R- No! It's mine!
W- In the name of great justified Nataku, it's mine!
Bella- It's mine!
KaiHiwatari- What the beep is going on? I'm trying to watch Sailor moon here!
N- The dumbass pricks are fighting over the website!
KaiHiwatari- What website?
All- *twiddle thumbs* yours.
KaiHiwatari- WHAT?!?
Bella/Cat- *cat fight into computer*
All- OH NO!
KaiHiwatari- *runs to computer* ARGH!
"This Kai's website. Dranzer died by deathscythes Abyssinian. Wu-fei has fudge. Ruthy is a sexy beast. You all hand poopy head. *rei/shin chan/pink/cat background. Gifs all over the blimmin place*"
KaiHiwatari- WTF DID YOU DO TO MY WEBSITE!?
D-… nothing…
KaiHiwatari- *launches beyblade* DRANZER! FIRE SPIN EVERYONE!
N- *Dives out of the way*
All- ARGH!
Later…
"This is eccentrix.com. We have had to terminate your website and membership because your website was THE most offending article we have ever seen."
KaiHiwatari- *sigh* stupid people…
D/Cat/Bella/R/W- *fried*
N- Why do I have to put up with this?
K- Coz you own a house. Cake?
N- No thanx. Rei sent me some special cake yesterday *giggle*
K- Oh dear lordy…
This KTVS short is sponsored by Dranzer's Kentucky fried Phoenix. Good with anything.
Dranzer- Expecially Dragoon!
Dragoon- X_X
Skit 2- Happy Birthday Quatre-kins
N- Natasha (me!)
K- KJ
R- Ruthy
D- Duo
H- Heero
Q- Quatre
///_- Trowa
W- Wuffy
Rendle- Rendle (the horse)
KaiHiwatari- Kai from bb
Rei- Rei from bb
B- Ben
M- Mark
C- Cristian
PaulMarazzi- … him…
SakuraKinomoto- Cardcaptor Sakura
Tomoyo- Tomoyo (Madison) from CCS
ShaoranLi- Shaoran (li) from CCS
MrKinomoto- Sakura's dad
RhiannonJenkins-… *sigh* Rhiannon
KaworuNagisa- Kaworu (sexy beast) from Eva
Dilandau- Dilandau form escaflowne
Seiyathehemaphrodite- Seiya the Sailor Star from Sailor Moon
All- HAPPY BIRTDAY!
Q- WOW! *squeals* You threw a party. For me?
N- yup, honey, it's all for you. *locks keemew2 in a closet* *huggle Quatre* *sadistic laughter*
Q- You all came! Duo! You came too? *huggle duo*
D-… man, are you crying?
Q- *sniffle* no, I'm just happy that everyone came.
D- I didn't come. I just happen to live here. And I need to cook the birthday dinner so…
N- no ya don't.
D-… you're cooking it then?
N-… no.
D- *eyes well up* you hired a chef?
N-… no
D- *confused* you hired Rashid?! He cooks mankass Arabian food.
Q- *glare*
N-… No.
D-… then how come I'm not cooking dinner?
SakuraKinomoto- Hiya!
Q- *pushes Duo over* SAKURA! *hugs Sakura* How's you?
SakuraKinomoto- Just fine thank you! *blushy*
Q- *grin* *goes off to greet other guests*
SakuraKinomoto- *sigh* *whispers* sorry Yukito… Quatre-saaaaamaaaa…. Mmm…. *drool*
ShaoranLi- Oi! Where's the food! I heard there was to be food!
N- It's not cooked yet, honey. *pats him on the head*
ShaoranLi- *goes to call thunder*
N- I wouldn't do that if I were you. Since I'm the author, I can do anything I damn want to you faster than you can say element lightning!
W- *fried by lightning*… ARGH!
N- Whoops!... *thinks demonic thoughts* *grins* Or.. Tiger Claw…
W-… YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWCH!
N- hehehhehehehhee
ShaoranLi-… roight. When will there be food? I'll come back then.
N- *grin* I have a one way force field around my house. You're just going to have to enjoy yourself.
ShaoranLi- I doubt it… *sees Quatre* *gawk*…. Quatre-sama….
KaworuNagias- *sidles onto the scene* You don't want him, little boy…
ShaoranLi- I don't?
KaworuNagisa- No… *sadistic grin* You are just attracted the power of his empathy…
ShaoranLi- I see… *looks at Kaworu* *gawk*
KaworuNagisa-… come, my budding homosexual, let me instruct you…. *leads Li away*
N-… Maybe I shouldn't have invited Kaworu.
Q- Tasha! Help! There's something attacking my leg!
TomoyoD- *gnaws Quatre's leg* YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOTIFUL SAKURA-CHAN!
N- oh lordy…
R- *sets up sign* "BEAUTIFUL BISHOUNEN, COME INTO RUTHY'S PALACE OF LURVE…." *door leads to a closet*
D- *walks around aimlessly* Why aren't I cooking… I always cook… Who's gonna cook…. *grabs shaoran by the shirt* ARE YOU GONNA COOK?!?!
ShaoranLi- Eeeep!
KaworuNagisa- *snatch* You leave my new sex toy alone. And of course he's not cooking. His hands will be dirty.
D-… *shudder* *looks over shoulder through crowds of random bishies*
Q- Good evening Mr Kinomoto, do come in.
MrKinomoto- Why thank you Quatre, and Happy birthday. I brought the cooking supplies…
D- *vision goes red* grrrr…
K- OMG!
D- huh? *snaps out of it*
K- I FORGOT TO SAVE TOGEPI… I mean… HEERO!... ah… I'll do it tomorrow.
N- Liar.
K- :p
N- *groan*
PaulMarazzi- *bangs on forcefield*
N- BANISHMENT! …. STORM ATTACK!
Seiyathehemaphrodite- *sucked away by random tornado*
R- HEY! I WAS USING THAT!
N-… whoops…
PaulMarazzi- *bangs on forcefield*
N-… lets keep it simple… *gives him the finger*
PaulMarazzi- *leaves*
N-… roight…
W-… medical… aid…
N- Well, I used to have a medical dra-
K- DON'T SAY IT! *huggles Wu-fei head*
N-… why is Wu-fei's head in your whotzits?
K-… It's comfy.
W- *giggle*
N- *rolls eyes* perv.
D- *sneaks after Mr Kinomoto.
R- HEY! DUO!
D- meh?
R- Wanna come into my house of lurve?
D- *rolls eyes* Bin there, dunnit. I gotta go assassinate Mr Kinomoto.
R- … COOL!
Dilandau-… dinner… candles… fire *twitch*
R- You do that, Dilly-babe… I'm gonna go plan an assassination.
Dilandau- *twitch*
D-… creepy… *ruthy and duo sneak off after Mr Kinomoto*
B- IM HERE!
///_^ Hi
M- MANTASTIC! A PARTY!
I- WITH, LIKE, BALLOONS!
I/M- MANTASTIC, MAN!
I/M- *glare at one another*
H-… help… me… ruff…
B- He's so adorable! Oo, I know the word for that! Kawaii!
///_^ I love you Benjamin
B- I know, Trowa-kun, I know.
///_- We still need to revise suffixes.
B-… kay. Footstool! Bark.
KaiHiwatari- I was designed with this guy in mind, and he's a f***ing footstool. F*** that! *storms off* *swish swish*
Rei- KAI! Come back! No one else knows about beyblading… must… talk… about blading… hey Wu-fei!
W- *bandages self up* bastard random evil attacky… things… injustified b-tards… yeah…
Rei-……….. roight.
N- WATCH IT! THIS IS A FRAGILE VASE! That does it…. Grrr!
W- Oh fuck. *liquid metal rod shoots through Wu-fei* ARGH!
Dilandau-… MWHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! *twitch* Don't leave me alone! *twitch*…. *twitch*
N- Must… control… urge to steal… random… anime… attacks!
Q- WOW! A MOTORSCOOTER!... I'll give it to the needy. WOW! A DVD PLAYER!... meh, I'll give to the needy.
SakuraKinomoto- Here's my gift.
Q- *opens it gingerly*A card?
SakuraKinomoto- yeah… *giggle* It's the glow card. I… hear your afraid of the dark… which I find strangely titillating… ehehehehe… *blushy*
Q-… that's really thoughtful of you Sakura, thank you *goes to give a peck on the cheek…*
Tomoyo- RARGH! *dives between them and sinks teeth into Quatre's ear*
Q- ARFSKGYIFAKDGOK!! *swings Tomoyo around in frenzied panic* HELP!
N- I'll save you! BEAM CANNON!
W- HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH??!?!??! *is blasted into oblivion*
K- Question.
N- Yar.
K- Why is it that Seiya got attacked?
N- Coz I was looking at gayass bastard pauly man.
K- He's bootiful!
N- He's a traitor. Go on.
K-… kay. Question.
N- yar.
K- Why dya keep f***ing with 'fei?
N-… coz it is amusing.
K-… kay. Question.
N- Yar.
K- WHY ARE YOU STEALING RANDOM ANIME ATTACKS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!???!?
N-… I do not know… *will young face*
K- argh…
D- shh..
R- shh what?
D- I don't wanna be conspicuous!
R- Duo, we're in your Gundam. I tink that kinda gives us away.
D-… oh.
R- Ya think we can pull this off, jus the two of us?
D-… why?
R- Well, it's bloodthirsty murder! We need someone demented, freakish, and…….. GERMAN!
D- Hilde?
R- No!
RhiannonJenkins- Hello.
D- PSYCHO LADY! ARGH!
R- easy big boy…
RhiannonJenkins- IM FINALLY IN KTVS! IM FINALL IN KTVS! WHAHOOO!
D- SHHHH!
RhiannonJenkins- eh?
R- We're trying to be inconspicuous and scout out our evil villain man who's stealing Duo's manhood… I mean job.
RJ/D- …
R-… yes.
RhiannonJenkins- Anyway…
R- LETS SPY!
All- *peer in through kitchen window*
Mr Kinomoto- dumdeedum *prepares top quality cuisine expertly*
Q- GET THIS DEMENTED CHILD OFF MY EAR GODDAMNIT!
Mr Kinomoto- *waves chocolate in front of tomoyo's face*
Tomoyo- *gasp* I CAN GIVE THIS TO SAKURA-CHAN! EAT SHIT, WINNER! *runs off like demnted sheep*
Q-… thanks Mr Kinomoto…
RhiannonJenkins-… what a stupid bastard!
R- eh?
RhiannonJenkins- I wanted to see Quatre get his ear ripped off!
D- damn, she is evil.
R- Not even affected by Quatre's bishieness… *sigh*
RhiannonJenkins- When do we kill 'im?
D-… soon… but not too soon… I want to be *meat market face* inconspicuous.
R-… well, I'll leave you to your waiting. So many bishies to screw, such little time…
MrKinomoto- Dinner's almost ready.
All- YAY!
Rendle-… I'd better be getting oats. I'll get pissed if I don't get oats.
K- You're always pissed!
Rendle- Am not!
K-… you bit Tasha on the tit.
Rendle-… point taken.
N- What am I gonna do? I can't even speak to someone without frying someone else!
K- you mean Wu-fei.
N- Don't contradict me! FLAMETHROWER!
W- *frazzle*… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
K- I'm gonna start getting pissed soon.
N- just like you're gonna rescue Heero soon.
K-… summat like that.
Q- THANKYOU ALL FOR COMING! THE PRESENTS WERE GREAT!
ShaoranLi- *stumbles out of Closet* aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeee….
KaworuNagisa- *does up shirt* Come on, be honest, I rocked you're world, right?
R- Kaworu, Kaworu, you sink so low to screw small children. Tut Tut.
KaworuNagisa- heck, I'm dead. I have no soul to save.
R- You know, I'm feeling particularly young today…
KaworuNagisa- eh?
R- *grin* I'm not legal for 8 months.
KaworuNagisa- *eyes boggle* who cares if I'm gay. Where's a closet?
MrKinomoto- There *lays out meal*
All- WOW!
D- RARGH! *jumps onto table bearing garden shears*
Q- What the…
D- My scythe was missing. *sweatdrop*
KaiHiwatari- Pathetic
RhiannonJenkins- RARGH! *dives at Mr Kinomoto with a biro*
MrKinomoto- *smiles dumbly* hello children *dodges rj's attack* cake?
RhiannonJenkins- You should have let Tomoyo bite off Quatre's ear!
MrKinomoto- Why?
RhiannonJenkins- Duh! It would have been well funny
N- err… reality check here. This is KTVS. I luv QWWD. He can't get beat up too bad. And also, he's an anime character. Nothing is permanently scarring in Anime. His ear would have grown back.
RhiannonJenkins-… dumbass stuff, anime… *leaves* *steals cake* *leaves again*
D- YOU GO! Fine. I'll get Mr Kinomoto myself!
N- Whoah… hold on a second. You want to kill Mr Kinomoto?
D-… yeah. So what?
SakuraKinomoto- NO! DADDY!
Q- *huggle sakura* don't worry, it'll be ok.
Tomoyo- *glare*
N- You can't do that! And why would you want to?
D-… coz… *sniffle*… *point finger* HE STOLE MY JOB!
N-… stop. Rewind. Tasha no understandy.
D- I'm the cook! I always cook! And then today, my BESTEST friends birthday… *hugs Quatre*
Q-… since when am I your best friend?
D- Since now. Neway. Today, his BIRTHDAY, you get some random man to cook!
K- there is nothing wrong with Random men, Duo.
D- But he's so lame! He sews!
W- HEY!
D- He knits!
H- HEY! …. Woof
B- KAWAII!
D- He… has children!
N- So did I!... at a time… in the real fake life… ok, digging a bigass hole here. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MR KINOMOTO!
D- But he makes me feel worthless *bottom lip trembles*
K- DAW! *huggle* Bad Mr Kinomoto man!
N- hmm… Dilemma…
Rei- I got an idea.
N- Shut up, I'm thinking.
Rei- But…
N- Rei, bootiful men are not endowed with brains, so be quiet and look bootiful.
R- *pout*
N- See, perfect. Now… hmm….
KaiHiwatari- I think…
N- BOOTIFUL MEN CANNOT THINK! Ehem…
Q- What about me then?
N- You be quiet honey. Hmmm…
Dilandau- *twitch*
All- *silence*
All- *look at one another*
All- *silence*
Rei- I HAVE AN IDEA!
N- Rei…
Rei- LET DUO BAKE QUATRE A BIGASS BIRTHDAY CAKE!
K- YEAH! AND MAKE SURE IT'S TOO BIGASS!
All- YAY!
N- YAY! Great idea Rei *twitch* thunderbolt!
W- BASTARD! *fizzle*
Later on-
D- I'm happy coz I baked a cake
MrKinomoto- I'm happy coz I'm always dementedly happy
SakuraKinomoto- I'm happy coz Quatre-sama is bootiful
Tomoyo- I'm happy coz Sakura-chan ate my aphrodisiac chocolate
ShaoranLi- I'm happy… coz Sakura has one less Clow card!
KaworuNagisa- I'm happy coz I got laid twice!
Ruth- Ditto!
Dilandau- *twitch*
KaiHiwatari- I'm never happy, though I'm satisified that I'm bootiful *blushy* (omg, if kai blushes, his tattoos must go purple!)
Rei- I'm happy coz I'm smart and Bootiful!
K- I'm happy coz Rendle didn't eat pinkay
Rendle- I'm never happy. *munch*
K- ARGH!
RhinannonJenkins- I'm happy coz I finally featured in KTVS!
M/I- MAN MAN!
H- Help… me
B- I'm happy coz I'm gay
///_^ me too
W- I'm happy coz I featured a lot in this skit.
PaulMarazzi- *slopes off into distance*
N- I'm happy coz this is finally done
Q- And I'm happy coz It's my birthday and you all could come. *giggle*
This KTVS skit is sponsored by-
Every single anime character I ripped off today. Sorry.
