KTVS GOES HOME!
Heero and the daring rescue- god that sounds like the beginning to a CCS episode..
You know blanking well who everyone is!
N- *plays on computer*…internet authors suck.
K- *absent mindedly twiddles hair*
N- Ya know, there is summat u could do… *points at Poster of Heero*
K- *oblivious*. .yees?... oooooooooooooooooo!!! I could bake a cake! Yeah!
N- *spam* ... go bake
K- heehee! *runs into kitchen, knocks stuff over*
Cat- oh dear lordy
K- *runs out of kitchen like Satan was flaming her ass, sits on floor and sulks* … *sniffle* duo yelled at me
Cat- did he beat you with a wooden spork? If so, don't tell Kai and Rei… they've got that demented fantasy horny look in their eyes…
K- *sweat drop* he wouldn't dare… but still… he yelled at me!
N- *snigger* *plays Beyblade game on the PC*
K- *pout* duo not my fwiend no more.
N- I'll believe that when I see it.
K*sigh* well I guess ill go save Heero babe now
N- geh?!!!
K- seeing as no one reminded me, I had to remember all by myself
N- *face fault* I have been dropping subtle hints all evening!
K-. . . girl, I don't do subtle
N- *dies*
K- *oblivious* well off I go *picks up pitchfork and lickle rucksack*
Rei- that's my pitchfork! You clearly see me carrying it in the series when I abandon the white tigers…. Gah! *is mauled by Mariah and Li*
N- I believe that was a stick. *sigh* I want my... *thinks* lizard egg to hatch!
K- *happy* hi ho hi ho it's off tosaveheero I go
N- you're gonna need a key for da door. Quatre gone all security crazy since Dorothy started trying to break in.
K- *remembers* ah yes… *goes over to Quatre's pedestal* can I have da key pweeze?
Q- here ya go. *hands over keys*… *looks preety*
K- *giggle* danke Quabby!
Rosie- omg, ur actually going
K-. . .yees. Bye-bye!
N-...
K- *leaves*
5 mins later
K- *comes back*… *pouts* Its raining! U got an umbrelly I could steal?
N- in the closet *still in shock*
K- *giggle* danky much! *gets umbrella, leaves*
N-... *whisper* dos she even know where they live?
Q-...*whisper* No… do you?
N- *shakes head*
K- *comes back* *sweat drop* erm…soooooo, Trowbu and Ben live in a cottage yar?
Rendle- yes.
N- in the forest with the roses
K- much obliged! *leaves. . .again*….*comes back*… *cries* I'm afraid!!! There's bad things in the forest!
N- *snigger*like Paul
Q- Not to mention Canth and Sal-
K- SHH! *huggle wuffy* . . .Paul's in the forest?
Q- dunno
N- If he is, he's probably dead now
W- *sh*t eating grin* My head's in Kaja's boobles… ehhehhehehee
K- *sigh* SOMEONE COME WITH MEEEE! PWEEEEEEEEEEZE! I need a big stwong man guy to protect me. . .*ROFL*
Rosie- Hah! There aint no one like that here. There all big Pussys! There more Pussy than me!
Kaoru- I shall go! *sings ode to joy*
N- ... sit your gay-ass back down boyo
K- *looks around at the gormless bunch* kaikyboy!
Kai- *glare*... you call me Kai Hiwatari and I'll go
Rei- Go Kai! *dances with pom poms*
N-… Rei, we discussed that
K- *struggles* Kai. . .heeroterry?
Kai-....
Kai- Say it after me
Kai- Hih
Rei- Hih...
N- *beats him with a spork* Shhh!
K- *pouts and is difficult*
Kai- heck f'ing no then… *goes off to smash stuff with blade*
K- grrr….*thinks* Ahah! BUSTED! DUO! Get your arses out here and come wiiiith meeeeee!
D- COOKING!
Busted- BEING FREELOADERS!
K-
N- ILL GO!
K- YAY TASSA!
N-*pause*... except I need to wash my hair
K-. . .Tassa made a booboo… hmmm… *thinks again*…. *looks down at chest* Wuuuuuuffyyyyyyyy? Pweeeeeeeeeeze!
W-... my hair will wash off in the rain *burrows head in Kaja's chest again*
Rei- *puffs out chest* ILL GO! AND IM NOT GAY OR STUBBORN!
K-. . .u are gay!
R-… am not!
K- You had pompoms!
R-… I hate you.
K- Grrr! Ya know if Heero was here he'd come with me to save Heero!
All- *blink*
K- *glare* Foine ill go on my own… *turns away*…*sniff* no one loves me anymore
N- *feels bad* I'll go then!... *pauses*… If I can bring sum one with me *thinks*... better yet, I'll send him with you! He's big and strong and manly! And he's faaaaaaaaast! He'll beat off all attackers…
K-. . .
Rendle- she's talking bout me, int she?
K- *looks at Rendle*. . .I'm not taking THAT into the woods with me! He'll eat me!
N-…Not if you ride on his back!
K- *is surprised* I can ride him? cooli!
Rosie- He is a horse… duh…
N- *ignores Cat* Rendle needs the exercise! He's getting… pie like
Rendle- Am not.
N- Be quiet. So, ya going?
K- *sigh* I would've ridden anyone of u yknow but oh no! ...come on then Renbo!
Rendle- *sigh*off we go....
N- *waves* BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
K- *waves* byebyebye!
Rendle- *yawn* where am I going? *walks over angel's face*
K- *teehee* Hey angelafah! *middle finger* *thinks* Go towards the forest! thaaaaat way!
Rendle-... we are in the forest. And you're pointing to the tower
K-. . .DONT GO THERE!
Rendle- *turns around* roighty ho.
K- *thinks* Go to the clearing where all the lickle animals are prancing around outside that cottage
Rendle-... that gingerbread house place? The one I ate the garage of?
K- yeeees …
Some Rendle-mobile travelling later
K- *shudder* it's so. . .rosy
Rendle- *eats rose* Hey! Sugar flowers!... *thinks* …Is Ben a witch or summat
in the distance- wuff
K- . . .o oh… *face faults* Are we at da wrong cottage?
Rendle- *munch* I dunno
K- *deep breath* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SPEEEEEEAAAAAAAAK OOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Rendle- *sigh* It sure nice here
K- *shudders* Tassa!
N- *appears on buzzie* you rang*
K- Me no no where me is going! Helpy!
Distance- *high pitched cackle*
K- . . .go Renbo go! Towards the cackle!
N- Heero rescue squad, away!
*nothing happens*
Rendle- *pout* I wanna eat the flowers
K- *sweat drop* No! We gotta save Heero! I've been promising for aaages! ...plus I need to laugh at Ben… COME OOOON RENBO!
Rendle- *snort* those be my ribs you're a-kicking
K- Shuddup and move!
Rendle- *gallops off* YOU OWE ME CAKE!
K- yeah yeah… looooking for a cottage… looooking for a gay cottage… there we go!
*a cottage appears. There are many bunnies pricking about outside*
K- It's gotta be that one! The blinds look like they're made out of bens trousers!
Rendle- *twitches* ITS PINK!
K- *sweat drop*THEYRE GAY!
Rendle- *snort* ewwy
K-*gets off Renbo*… *knocks on door*…hellooooo!
(something that sounds like Herbie)- *sigh* woof woof someone's at the door *groan*
Paul- HELLO!
K- *swoon*PAULIE!
N- *glare*
Paul- Hi. They sold me their Heero clone, Kai
Kai- *twitches in his loin clothed nakedness* help... me
Rendle- *frown* I thought Ben was the gay one?
K-. . .quiet fool… *looks down*. . .Kaiky boy?!
Rendle- If he is here, then why was Kai back home, poking me and buster with biros?
Paul- HOLOGRAM! MHWHAHAHAHHAA
K- YOU ARE ALL CONFUSING ME! *whimper*...TAAAASHAAAAA!
N- *sigh* It's so hard being the smart one… let me get this straight. Heero is at Ben and Paul's cottage, and Kai is here, and at home is a Kai hologram?
buster- hewwo
K- hmmm. . where's Trowa then? *thinks* *looks at Paul* what the hell are u doing here?!!?
P- I reserve the right not to answer that… *kicks Kai*
Buster- *blinks dumbly* I smell lubricant, to the west *looks at Westside closet*
K- *twitch*. . .holy Christ
Rendle- Thanks Buzzie... more than I needed to know
K- grrrr… OK EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! and open the damn door and let me in!
Paul- the door is open
Buster- *kicks Paul*
K- *giggle* Danke buster *points at Paul* You…
Kai- *voice cracks* SAVE ME!!!
K-…right… You *points at Kai* get on buster. Now!
N- *wink* scoot up behind me, hunny
Kai- *tattoos go purple* *hops up*
K- very good *turns around* YOU *point at Paul* Stay back! *goes in house* *gags* HEEEEROOOOOO!
H- *slouched outside closet, wearing a matching loin cloth to Kai's*
Rendle- Hey, *looks at Paul* You said he wasn't here!
K- apparently... he is here. . .he answered the door
Paul- I answered the door!
N- be quiet! *bitchslap*.
K- *looks at Heero* . .he's here right?
Buster- eh?
N- *twitch* IS HEERO HERE OR NOT
H- yes
K- HEERO! *huggle Heero*…boyo get on the damn horse
Ben- *whip crack* NOT SO FAST! *leaps out of closet in Tuxedo mask costume* If you're taking away little barky 8gesures to Heero* I want my dragon egg back! Ahah!
N- *gasp*nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
K- *growl*quiet boy!...u can have. . .Paul! He's small and compact and he'll do the cooking and washing and stuff!
Ben- *handcuffs Heero to him* It's him *smirk* or the Dragon egg
K- GAH! DONT SAY IT! *huggle wuffy. . .in her mind*
Paul- Yeah, small, compact, and outta here *runs awaaaaay*
K- *sigh. . .growl* ok then… *taps foot* Where the f is Trowa?!
///_- zzzzz
K- _ ok
N- *eyes water* Do we really need Herbie back, Kaja? We have so many other short little suicidal men!
K- Yes! He's funky!
N- I NEED ME DRA-
K- And I'm still plotting to get. . .DONT SAY IT! *huggle wuffy. . .in her mind. . .again*
N- *cries*
K- grrr… BENJAMIN GIVE ME BACK HEERO RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!
B-... *pout* Gimme my dragon egg back then
K-…it's not mine
N-*snivel*
K-…but I will give you. . .erm. . .erm. . . this fetching pitchfork!
B- *glare* if ya wont gimme the egg... I want a horse!
N- *gasp* not my Rennie kins and Buster babe!
K- *folds arms*they are not mine I canna just give em away man!
Ben- *smirk* then Tasha can give me one them! Can't you, old flame of mine…
K- *snort* she loves them way more than you hunny
Ben- *stamps foot* I don't care! I need payment!
Rendle- For what?!... oh for Heero
K- Well… erm. . .what about. . .the rucksack AND the pitchfork hmm hmm?
N- *thinks about values and stuff*... take the sodding egg! *throws it at him* *wails* Bastard! There, ya got Heero back… *floods of tears*
H- YAY! *kicks Ben in the balls and jumps on Rendle* Run like the wind Rendle!
K-. . .erm… ok this aint right *thinks* Tassa needs her dragon!
N- *snivel* bastard ex boyfriend homo man! I HOPE ITS UGLY!
K- . . .quick decision *SSSSNATCH!*…
Ben- Huh?
K- *jumps on Rendle* RUN RENBO RUN!
Rendle- *runs*
Buster-… *blink blink*… oh yeah! *runs*
*Back at Tasha's House*
Buster/Rendle- *pant pant*
K- Go horseys! *directs them towards Duo's kitchen* *giggle*there ya go Tassa babe
N- *blink blink*what did u snatch?
H/Kai- *dancing*
K- *rolls eyes* da egg duh! geez!
N- *squeal* YAYYYYY!
K- oh yeah *flicks hair* I fricking rule
*crack*
N- *gasp* It's hatching!
K- Yay eggy!
*everyone gathers round in awe…*
Baby unigon- *giggle*
N- *squeals* DAWWWW!
Rendle- *munch* it wasn't a dragon after all…
D- MY KITCHEN… NOOOO!
H- All that trouble and it wasn't a Dragon…
K-shh! Don't say the word! *huggle wuffy and Heero and Tassa and Kai and unibo*
N- *gasp* THATS WHAT ILL CALL IT! UNIBO!
Unibo- *giggle*
K- woohoo! *dancing* I fricking ruuule I fricking ruuule!
N- *dancing*
Rei- *dances with Pom Poms… stops* But, now there are two!
K- 2? oooooh! 2 Kais!
N- Ooh yeah …
K- but that one has blue hair...and that one don't
N- Ya know, I'm surprised we didn't notice that before
Rei- *gasp* FRAUD! *punches pink haired Kai*
K- *watches Rei* Yeah. . .ah well
Kai- Ow you fool! Ben died my hair pink! *punches Rei across the room*
Blue haired Kai- *looks around* *twitch* I have been discovered... must terminate! *poof*
*blue haired Kai vanishes*
N- geh?
K- Uh Heero. . .are u wearing pink lippy?
N-... ew
K-. . .I am so confused
Ya likey? Well now, we must ask these questions-
What's a Unibo?(you eeediots! Go read IP!)
What the hell is Ben's obsession with Pink G-boydamnit! (he's gay…)
Will I ever stop answering my own questions? (…)
Find out the unsolved answers in the next exciting instalment of
KTVS GOES HOME
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Heero and the daring rescue- god that sounds like the beginning to a CCS episode..
You know blanking well who everyone is!
N- *plays on computer*…internet authors suck.
K- *absent mindedly twiddles hair*
N- Ya know, there is summat u could do… *points at Poster of Heero*
K- *oblivious*. .yees?... oooooooooooooooooo!!! I could bake a cake! Yeah!
N- *spam* ... go bake
K- heehee! *runs into kitchen, knocks stuff over*
Cat- oh dear lordy
K- *runs out of kitchen like Satan was flaming her ass, sits on floor and sulks* … *sniffle* duo yelled at me
Cat- did he beat you with a wooden spork? If so, don't tell Kai and Rei… they've got that demented fantasy horny look in their eyes…
K- *sweat drop* he wouldn't dare… but still… he yelled at me!
N- *snigger* *plays Beyblade game on the PC*
K- *pout* duo not my fwiend no more.
N- I'll believe that when I see it.
K*sigh* well I guess ill go save Heero babe now
N- geh?!!!
K- seeing as no one reminded me, I had to remember all by myself
N- *face fault* I have been dropping subtle hints all evening!
K-. . . girl, I don't do subtle
N- *dies*
K- *oblivious* well off I go *picks up pitchfork and lickle rucksack*
Rei- that's my pitchfork! You clearly see me carrying it in the series when I abandon the white tigers…. Gah! *is mauled by Mariah and Li*
N- I believe that was a stick. *sigh* I want my... *thinks* lizard egg to hatch!
K- *happy* hi ho hi ho it's off tosaveheero I go
N- you're gonna need a key for da door. Quatre gone all security crazy since Dorothy started trying to break in.
K- *remembers* ah yes… *goes over to Quatre's pedestal* can I have da key pweeze?
Q- here ya go. *hands over keys*… *looks preety*
K- *giggle* danke Quabby!
Rosie- omg, ur actually going
K-. . .yees. Bye-bye!
N-...
K- *leaves*
5 mins later
K- *comes back*… *pouts* Its raining! U got an umbrelly I could steal?
N- in the closet *still in shock*
K- *giggle* danky much! *gets umbrella, leaves*
N-... *whisper* dos she even know where they live?
Q-...*whisper* No… do you?
N- *shakes head*
K- *comes back* *sweat drop* erm…soooooo, Trowbu and Ben live in a cottage yar?
Rendle- yes.
N- in the forest with the roses
K- much obliged! *leaves. . .again*….*comes back*… *cries* I'm afraid!!! There's bad things in the forest!
N- *snigger*like Paul
Q- Not to mention Canth and Sal-
K- SHH! *huggle wuffy* . . .Paul's in the forest?
Q- dunno
N- If he is, he's probably dead now
W- *sh*t eating grin* My head's in Kaja's boobles… ehhehhehehee
K- *sigh* SOMEONE COME WITH MEEEE! PWEEEEEEEEEEZE! I need a big stwong man guy to protect me. . .*ROFL*
Rosie- Hah! There aint no one like that here. There all big Pussys! There more Pussy than me!
Kaoru- I shall go! *sings ode to joy*
N- ... sit your gay-ass back down boyo
K- *looks around at the gormless bunch* kaikyboy!
Kai- *glare*... you call me Kai Hiwatari and I'll go
Rei- Go Kai! *dances with pom poms*
N-… Rei, we discussed that
K- *struggles* Kai. . .heeroterry?
Kai-....
Kai- Say it after me
Kai- Hih
Rei- Hih...
N- *beats him with a spork* Shhh!
K- *pouts and is difficult*
Kai- heck f'ing no then… *goes off to smash stuff with blade*
K- grrr….*thinks* Ahah! BUSTED! DUO! Get your arses out here and come wiiiith meeeeee!
D- COOKING!
Busted- BEING FREELOADERS!
K-
N- ILL GO!
K- YAY TASSA!
N-*pause*... except I need to wash my hair
K-. . .Tassa made a booboo… hmmm… *thinks again*…. *looks down at chest* Wuuuuuuffyyyyyyyy? Pweeeeeeeeeeze!
W-... my hair will wash off in the rain *burrows head in Kaja's chest again*
Rei- *puffs out chest* ILL GO! AND IM NOT GAY OR STUBBORN!
K-. . .u are gay!
R-… am not!
K- You had pompoms!
R-… I hate you.
K- Grrr! Ya know if Heero was here he'd come with me to save Heero!
All- *blink*
K- *glare* Foine ill go on my own… *turns away*…*sniff* no one loves me anymore
N- *feels bad* I'll go then!... *pauses*… If I can bring sum one with me *thinks*... better yet, I'll send him with you! He's big and strong and manly! And he's faaaaaaaaast! He'll beat off all attackers…
K-. . .
Rendle- she's talking bout me, int she?
K- *looks at Rendle*. . .I'm not taking THAT into the woods with me! He'll eat me!
N-…Not if you ride on his back!
K- *is surprised* I can ride him? cooli!
Rosie- He is a horse… duh…
N- *ignores Cat* Rendle needs the exercise! He's getting… pie like
Rendle- Am not.
N- Be quiet. So, ya going?
K- *sigh* I would've ridden anyone of u yknow but oh no! ...come on then Renbo!
Rendle- *sigh*off we go....
N- *waves* BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
K- *waves* byebyebye!
Rendle- *yawn* where am I going? *walks over angel's face*
K- *teehee* Hey angelafah! *middle finger* *thinks* Go towards the forest! thaaaaat way!
Rendle-... we are in the forest. And you're pointing to the tower
K-. . .DONT GO THERE!
Rendle- *turns around* roighty ho.
K- *thinks* Go to the clearing where all the lickle animals are prancing around outside that cottage
Rendle-... that gingerbread house place? The one I ate the garage of?
K- yeeees …
Some Rendle-mobile travelling later
K- *shudder* it's so. . .rosy
Rendle- *eats rose* Hey! Sugar flowers!... *thinks* …Is Ben a witch or summat
in the distance- wuff
K- . . .o oh… *face faults* Are we at da wrong cottage?
Rendle- *munch* I dunno
K- *deep breath* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SPEEEEEEAAAAAAAAK OOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Rendle- *sigh* It sure nice here
K- *shudders* Tassa!
N- *appears on buzzie* you rang*
K- Me no no where me is going! Helpy!
Distance- *high pitched cackle*
K- . . .go Renbo go! Towards the cackle!
N- Heero rescue squad, away!
*nothing happens*
Rendle- *pout* I wanna eat the flowers
K- *sweat drop* No! We gotta save Heero! I've been promising for aaages! ...plus I need to laugh at Ben… COME OOOON RENBO!
Rendle- *snort* those be my ribs you're a-kicking
K- Shuddup and move!
Rendle- *gallops off* YOU OWE ME CAKE!
K- yeah yeah… looooking for a cottage… looooking for a gay cottage… there we go!
*a cottage appears. There are many bunnies pricking about outside*
K- It's gotta be that one! The blinds look like they're made out of bens trousers!
Rendle- *twitches* ITS PINK!
K- *sweat drop*THEYRE GAY!
Rendle- *snort* ewwy
K-*gets off Renbo*… *knocks on door*…hellooooo!
(something that sounds like Herbie)- *sigh* woof woof someone's at the door *groan*
Paul- HELLO!
K- *swoon*PAULIE!
N- *glare*
Paul- Hi. They sold me their Heero clone, Kai
Kai- *twitches in his loin clothed nakedness* help... me
Rendle- *frown* I thought Ben was the gay one?
K-. . .quiet fool… *looks down*. . .Kaiky boy?!
Rendle- If he is here, then why was Kai back home, poking me and buster with biros?
Paul- HOLOGRAM! MHWHAHAHAHHAA
K- YOU ARE ALL CONFUSING ME! *whimper*...TAAAASHAAAAA!
N- *sigh* It's so hard being the smart one… let me get this straight. Heero is at Ben and Paul's cottage, and Kai is here, and at home is a Kai hologram?
buster- hewwo
K- hmmm. . where's Trowa then? *thinks* *looks at Paul* what the hell are u doing here?!!?
P- I reserve the right not to answer that… *kicks Kai*
Buster- *blinks dumbly* I smell lubricant, to the west *looks at Westside closet*
K- *twitch*. . .holy Christ
Rendle- Thanks Buzzie... more than I needed to know
K- grrrr… OK EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! and open the damn door and let me in!
Paul- the door is open
Buster- *kicks Paul*
K- *giggle* Danke buster *points at Paul* You…
Kai- *voice cracks* SAVE ME!!!
K-…right… You *points at Kai* get on buster. Now!
N- *wink* scoot up behind me, hunny
Kai- *tattoos go purple* *hops up*
K- very good *turns around* YOU *point at Paul* Stay back! *goes in house* *gags* HEEEEROOOOOO!
H- *slouched outside closet, wearing a matching loin cloth to Kai's*
Rendle- Hey, *looks at Paul* You said he wasn't here!
K- apparently... he is here. . .he answered the door
Paul- I answered the door!
N- be quiet! *bitchslap*.
K- *looks at Heero* . .he's here right?
Buster- eh?
N- *twitch* IS HEERO HERE OR NOT
H- yes
K- HEERO! *huggle Heero*…boyo get on the damn horse
Ben- *whip crack* NOT SO FAST! *leaps out of closet in Tuxedo mask costume* If you're taking away little barky 8gesures to Heero* I want my dragon egg back! Ahah!
N- *gasp*nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
K- *growl*quiet boy!...u can have. . .Paul! He's small and compact and he'll do the cooking and washing and stuff!
Ben- *handcuffs Heero to him* It's him *smirk* or the Dragon egg
K- GAH! DONT SAY IT! *huggle wuffy. . .in her mind*
Paul- Yeah, small, compact, and outta here *runs awaaaaay*
K- *sigh. . .growl* ok then… *taps foot* Where the f is Trowa?!
///_- zzzzz
K- _ ok
N- *eyes water* Do we really need Herbie back, Kaja? We have so many other short little suicidal men!
K- Yes! He's funky!
N- I NEED ME DRA-
K- And I'm still plotting to get. . .DONT SAY IT! *huggle wuffy. . .in her mind. . .again*
N- *cries*
K- grrr… BENJAMIN GIVE ME BACK HEERO RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!
B-... *pout* Gimme my dragon egg back then
K-…it's not mine
N-*snivel*
K-…but I will give you. . .erm. . .erm. . . this fetching pitchfork!
B- *glare* if ya wont gimme the egg... I want a horse!
N- *gasp* not my Rennie kins and Buster babe!
K- *folds arms*they are not mine I canna just give em away man!
Ben- *smirk* then Tasha can give me one them! Can't you, old flame of mine…
K- *snort* she loves them way more than you hunny
Ben- *stamps foot* I don't care! I need payment!
Rendle- For what?!... oh for Heero
K- Well… erm. . .what about. . .the rucksack AND the pitchfork hmm hmm?
N- *thinks about values and stuff*... take the sodding egg! *throws it at him* *wails* Bastard! There, ya got Heero back… *floods of tears*
H- YAY! *kicks Ben in the balls and jumps on Rendle* Run like the wind Rendle!
K-. . .erm… ok this aint right *thinks* Tassa needs her dragon!
N- *snivel* bastard ex boyfriend homo man! I HOPE ITS UGLY!
K- . . .quick decision *SSSSNATCH!*…
Ben- Huh?
K- *jumps on Rendle* RUN RENBO RUN!
Rendle- *runs*
Buster-… *blink blink*… oh yeah! *runs*
*Back at Tasha's House*
Buster/Rendle- *pant pant*
K- Go horseys! *directs them towards Duo's kitchen* *giggle*there ya go Tassa babe
N- *blink blink*what did u snatch?
H/Kai- *dancing*
K- *rolls eyes* da egg duh! geez!
N- *squeal* YAYYYYY!
K- oh yeah *flicks hair* I fricking rule
*crack*
N- *gasp* It's hatching!
K- Yay eggy!
*everyone gathers round in awe…*
Baby unigon- *giggle*
N- *squeals* DAWWWW!
Rendle- *munch* it wasn't a dragon after all…
D- MY KITCHEN… NOOOO!
H- All that trouble and it wasn't a Dragon…
K-shh! Don't say the word! *huggle wuffy and Heero and Tassa and Kai and unibo*
N- *gasp* THATS WHAT ILL CALL IT! UNIBO!
Unibo- *giggle*
K- woohoo! *dancing* I fricking ruuule I fricking ruuule!
N- *dancing*
Rei- *dances with Pom Poms… stops* But, now there are two!
K- 2? oooooh! 2 Kais!
N- Ooh yeah …
K- but that one has blue hair...and that one don't
N- Ya know, I'm surprised we didn't notice that before
Rei- *gasp* FRAUD! *punches pink haired Kai*
K- *watches Rei* Yeah. . .ah well
Kai- Ow you fool! Ben died my hair pink! *punches Rei across the room*
Blue haired Kai- *looks around* *twitch* I have been discovered... must terminate! *poof*
*blue haired Kai vanishes*
N- geh?
K- Uh Heero. . .are u wearing pink lippy?
N-... ew
K-. . .I am so confused
Ya likey? Well now, we must ask these questions-
What's a Unibo?(you eeediots! Go read IP!)
What the hell is Ben's obsession with Pink G-boydamnit! (he's gay…)
Will I ever stop answering my own questions? (…)
Find out the unsolved answers in the next exciting instalment of
KTVS GOES HOME
This week sponsored by Brak- "Ya know, love is a happy time… all throughout the universe… It's where the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and he says "hey, you wanna go on a date?" and then, she would say "why, yes, I'd like to go on a date," if your lucky… and then you go to restaurant and she gets something called… a salad… and then he gets a big piece of… beef… that he eats… and that to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love… kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?
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