That chapter that should have been KTVS CC but never became because of the coveting sinners.

N- Guess who's back. that's right my festive folks and pokes! *looks at Pickachu* Its that festive time of year again when I get silly and start writing KTVSCC AGAIN #*%- Why are you writing this again? N- Because, my musical loon, I am bored out of my skull and I have one day til the end of my GCSE's. £$/#- Me too ^^ N- Not that you need them. *&9~$£- Nope ^^ *skips away to corrupt young men* N-. Why do all my friends corrupt people.. WHY DAMN YOU!?!?!?!? R- I don't. N-. true. You just cause young men everywhere sexual tension and frustration. That and tightening trousers. R- I also like alcohol! *waves Ruthy flags* N-. yes. R- ANYWAY I was wondering why you are writing KTVS CC in June. N-. because I'm bored. R- JOLLY GOOD! *runs off to torment young men* N-.. Q- hey. N- Hey Quatre. Where did you come from? Q- got bored of the angst in Dangerous Pastime and decided to have some crazy fun. N- True, true. D- Are you ripping off Budweiser? N- *pushes Duo off the stage* Q-. N- *looks at Quatre* Q- I said nothing. N- Good. ///_- . N- Hey Trofu. ///_¬ are you trying to feature as many g-boys as possible to make this more GW-ified? N- Okay, 2 things to say. One, NEVER use the phrase 'ified' in my prescence again. You scare me. ///_-; N- And two.. Yes, yes, that's completely right. ///_¬ you know, no one can condemn this fic for being non gundam wing, since no one reads it. N- . That's cold Trowa. Real cold. I may never speak to you again for that one. ///_- N-. ///_¬ N-. ///_-; N- I hate you. ///_^

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Kai-. my hair is more anti-gravity than yours. H- Liar. Kai- Am not. *flicks hair* H- *glares* Kai- ^^ H-. Kai-. H-. Kai- I'm taller than you. H- Liar. Kai- *stands up* Am not. H-. Bastard. Kai- Amen. ^^ H-. I look fitter in spandex. Kai- Liar. H- I'm serious. Kai- You're a fool. Look at my chest in spandex. No one can resist the Kai! H- At least I don't look like a cheap prostitute in the second series. Kai- AT LEAST I HAVE A SECOND SERIES! H- *gasp* Kai- Yeah! H-. B-tard. Kai- Oh, I know. H-. You look like Kei from Dirty Pair Flash. Kai- *gasp* Ooh that's low. H- ^^ I know. Kai- Dya think we should stop arguing yet? H- No. Kai- Good ^^ H- Russian wimp. Kai- Scrawny crotchless. pilot. thing. H-. I HAVE A CROTCH! Kai- Who's lying now?

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D-. Hellooooo.. Helloooooooo? Heeeelpppp meeeeee.. I'm stuck to the chewing gum on the floooooorrrr! Rei- Hey Duo. D- Oh it's you. *covet's Rei's hair* Rei-. what's up? D- Stuck to the.*eyes go wide* such fullness. long and full. bastard. Rei- *backs away slowly* Err. shall I go get someone to help. D- GIMME YOUR HAIR DAMN YOU! Rei- *runs away screaming* D-.. Hellooooooooooooo?

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N- Madobe ni hitori ho tsu e tsuite, yamanai abe wo chito miteru kyo wa. zutto. hitori. Q- Ahh Ahh. W- SPINNING LIKE A BEY-BUH-LADE HEY YO! N- *glares at Wu-fei for interrupting her singing* Q- *gawk* Why is Wu-fei wearing Neon yellow? N-. he is coveting Takao's neon-ness. It's quite sad really. Kai- *tackles Wu-fei* urge to kill. rising. rising. W- *pulls at Katana and glares* Kai- falling. falling quickly. vanishing. *dashes off to tease Herbie* N- *sweatdrops* You people worry me. Q- You wrote this, you know. N- Yes. I did. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT YA RAVING PINK HOMO! Q- *gasp* N-. Ruthy, get out of my head please. R- My bad. *skips away to torment Trowa* Q-. I think it was a bad idea integrating Beyblade into our fragile way of life. N- *fires beyblade across the floor* probably. too late to do anything now. Q-. N- At least you don't covet anyone. ???- Yah! *fires yoyo at Unibo* Unibo- YEEEEEEEK *is knocked out by Yoyo* ???- YAY! *dances around. Q- *eyes go wide*. Bridget- Hey everyone. N- *collapses in giggles* AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA. hey bridget, hows it hanging? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA Bridget- *blink* eeerr. I'm OK. Q- It's me.. As a girl. and a nun.. *covets Bridget* Bridget- *blink* err.. No. I'm the child of a wealthy aristocrat. Q- Like me. Bridget-. trying non stop to be more manly ^^ Q-. we're like. twins. Bridget-. You wear trousers. Q- And you have a yo yo. Bridget- *tugs at gloves awkwardly* Err. yeah. N- Sorry about this. What's up? *snicker* Bridget- Just passing by. Q- *throws Bridget in a sack and skips away* Now I have my very own twin ^^ Yayness ^^ N- Quatre, just wait a second. Q- What? N- Bridget. isn't all that normal. Q- She's my long lost twin! Now I have 30 sisters! Kitty- 31! N-. Bridget isn't a girl, Quatre. Q- Wha? Oh! She's a cyborg! N- *spam* No. HE's a BOY. Q-. N- I'm not kidding. Bridget- Neither am I! Q- *lets Bridget out*. She looks like a girl. Bridget- HE does not! Bloody stupid sick twisted parents raising me as a female, screwing up my perspective. *grumble* *looks at Quatre* Am I gonna look like that when I find my manhood? N-. I hope not. Bridget- *frowns* Why are we the same height? N- Because the creators of Guilty Gear X2 needed inspiration, as did the creators of beyblade when they ripped Heero and Duo. D- I WANT IT! Rei- AHHHHHHHHH! Bridget- *sweatdrop* Q- *pouts* He's got prettier clothes than me. Bridget- And prettier hair. WAIT! I DON'T WANNA BE PRETTY! AWW HECK!... I need my teddy. Robot spiky teddy thing- grrr Bridget- ^^ N-....................... Q- *covets prettiness.* Bridget- *covets ugly man pants.* N-........................ what did I do in my past life to deserve this? Cat- I expect you were Hitler. Kaja keeps making comparisons. K- BOOYAH! N-. maybe I was a baby shaker. Cat- Many would say Hitler was worse. N- Meh. Baby shaking is bad too. Cat- Why are discussing this? N- Spares me from writing about people coveting other people. Cat- Amen. *thumping noise echoes from closet* N-....... Cat-....... Bridget & Q- *stop fawning over each other and look at closet* N- I thought I told her not to 'play' with the G boys anymore. People covet them, and too much coveting has occurred today. Cat-. D- *bursts out of cupboard pulling something white* AHAH! Rei- ?)£^$"£*)(P~.',';pM(&I%&eFOIUF*^VYIU!!!! N- is he speaking Chinese? W- Hell yeah. R- That doesn't sound like Chinese. W- It is. K- Shouldn't we be worrying more about Duo scalping Rei than what language he's speaking? W-. N-. R-. Bridget & Q- *are fawning again* N- And your point is? K- *skips away to braid Kaoru's hair.* D- NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE AND I WILL HAVE THE LONGEST HAIR IN KTVS LAND! Rei-OWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWWW! *yowls and bites Duo* D- OW! Rei- *hiss spit* *runs up the curtains* D- HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU- *trips over unconscious Unibo* K- Are you OK, Duppy? D-. I'm OK. random she-male broke my fall. Bridget- @.@ Moogli- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *streaks across stage* R-.. When did Chris get here? N- Well he features non-stop in the webcomics, why not KTVS? R-. because KTVS is sacred. N-. R-. N- I could make him wear the spangly red number. R- Yeah, that would be better. Moogli- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *streaks across stage in RSN* R- Now I'm amused. and strangely disturbed. N- Your fault. R- Meh. *plays with mini-dragoon* Q-. you killed my twin. D- She. he. it's not dead. just. er. indisposed.. ^^ Bridget- @_@ Q- Urge to kill. rising. rising.. D- AGG FOOK QUATRE'S GOING ZERO! H-. crap W-.damn ///_- bollocks. Now I have to die again and not reappear for 10 eps. *sighs* N-. why me. K- Ooo.. *braids Quatre's hair* Q-. falling.. Falling. gone. All- *bwink?* Moogli- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs across the stage again in spangly red number* WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?!?! Bridget- *yoyos Moogli off the stage* When you stop running around. geez. Q- HESHE LIVES! *huggle* Keemew2- *covets Quatre from her hidey hole* K- .. *looks around*. PH33R THE P0W4 OF BRAIDS! YEAH! Kaoru- Amen. *covets Bridget, Quatre, Duo, Rei, Heero, Kai, Wu-fei, Takao, Trowa, Moogli.*. *creeps off to corner* shiiiinji. shiiiinji. N- O_o WTF? Seiya- *randomly appears in santa suit* HOHOHO! It's time for KTVS CC! YEAH! ......... Seiya- What? Bridget- *eyes go sparkly* It's someone more messed up than me! Yay! *skips away yoyo-ing* N-. eerr. Seiya. we're not doing KTVS CC yet. Seiya-.. We're not? R- We forgot it was June. N- Yeah, our bad. Being 16 just got to our heads ^^ D- *twiddles thumbs* you is older than me now. N- Yeah. That sucks. R- I thought you shared a birthday? N & D- we do. ///_- Gboys do not age, so we may forever be tormented in slash fics, hentai and perverted dreams for ever more as young, lithe and oddly flexible objects of affection. ....... R- Wow. N- That was Trowa's longest line ever ^^ ///_-; *applause* N- he had a longer one in the series, when Quatre killed him that one time. R- Oh yeah! . You seen that episode? N- Naw. You? R- Naw. N-. We are too knowledgeable. R- Yeah. Seiya- So we're not doing KTVS CC? N- Why are you even in this? Your moment has passed. be gone! *poofs Seiya* Bridget- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Moogli- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *snatches Bridget and runs up and down in the spangly red number* N-. Chris. Stop it. Moogli- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! R-. stop eeet damn you. Moogli- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BANG

Moogli- *lies unconscious after being shot by Heero and Trowa, yoyoed by Bridget, sliced by Quatre, scythed by Duo, katana-ed by Wu-fei, beybladed by Kai and Rei, slappa-ed by Kaja and Kaoru and having unibo thrown at him by Tasha and Ruthy* N-.. Wow. H- I have killed you. D- I think we all killed him. Rei- Over kill. *meow* Kai- . Bridget-. Your face paint is pretty ^^. STOP EET DAMN YOU! Q- *covets Kai's face paint* N-.. Ugg.

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Well, what did we learn today? COVETING IS A SIN DAMN IT! DO NOT COVET! NEVER COVET OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN BEYOND YOUR CONTROL! WRAGH! Moogli/Chris is insane. What else is new? Seiya sucks. Never mix beyblade with Gundam Wing. Oooh Gundam Blade. Beywing. ^^ The RSN WILL NEVER LEAVE! Rei has better hair than Duo. Tasha is 16. Duo is still 15. Go figure.

And what will you tune in next time for?

Err. more of Trowa's long insightful lines? ///_¬ .. I think not. JUST READ MORE!

Todays episode was sponsored by too many things to mention, involving Yoyos, beyblades, face paint, Coveting Corp etc.

Heres a wonderful link to Bridget-dom.

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