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Disclaimer: I just took these characters to play with. I promise I will put them back, nice and neat, onto the shelf in J.K.'s living room!
Draco's POV
Chapter Four. Ironic
Draco walked past the two girls and heard JT yell a rude comment at him. 'Keep your cool, Draco' he thought to himself. He walked down the lane to Hogsmeade and looked over his shoulder. The two girls were talking and Draco frowned.
He had over heard their conversation on the balcony that morning, and he had no idea that he had hurt JT that way. 'I am such a JERK!' he insulted himself. He was taking a trip that people like to call "Down Guilt Trip Lane". (A/N: Yeah! You better be guilty, you male-show venous bastard who is intimidated by his Lucius But head Pussy Malfoy father!!)
He walked down a familiar alley and opened the door. He walked in and looked around the little shop. The walls were lined from top to bottom with expensive collectibles.
"Ah! Mister Malfoy, how are you today on this fine morning?" the store clerk asked.
"I am doing well. I have to ask a favor of you." Draco said, approaching the counter and rested against it. The store clerk smirked at Draco, and Draco smirked back.
~*~*~*~*~
Draco walked out of the shop thirty minutes later to see the two girls walk out of Weasly Wizard Wheezes, JT carrying a big box, and talking.
"Ubet shashay eloy mocka soy?" He heard Hermione say. "As meck tomay sheck?"
"Ebay to say elek shas may malik ap drace. Shashsas mermy atook alay shiw." Hermione started to laugh really hard and they continued to talk.
"I've never heard that language." Draco thought to himself. He then went into a small shop across the street and walked in.
"Hello, Draco. I haven't seen you in here since last year." Said the old woman from behind the counter. "What would you like today?" she asked, motioning toward the glass case. Draco looked around the case and saw something he wanted. He pointed to it and the woman took it out.
~*~*~*~*~
Draco walked back toward Hogwarts slowly. He had gotten both Hermione and JT something. Of course, he liked Hermione a lot more than JT. Well, he didn't like JT at all. Plus, he didn't want to get in Potter's way. Draco had over heard him and Ron talking about how Harry liked JT, but she had turned into a cold hearted, flesh seeking, bitch who would send someone new to the hospital each week. He wasn't about to get mixed into wonder boy's love life.
"Damn, since when was life so complicated?" Draco asked himself, looking at the sky. He sighed and went back to walking.
~*~*~*~*~
Hermione's POV (sort of)
Hermione and JT ran up the stairs to the Head Dorms, the other four in tow and, and walked quickly into the common room. They had just set up the trap for Ron and they set up a wizard surveillance camera that the twins had sold her. She took out the video player and turned it on. She enlarged it and propped it up on Hermione's vanity and the six girls sat around the desk.
"Let's go. I have to go into the dorm to get something." They watched as Ron and Harry walk up to the boys dorm. When Ron opened the door glue fell onto his head and "wizard un-removable silly string" came squirting at him. The girls heard three loud thumps and watched as three "disappear on contact bludgers" flew into Ron's stomach and face. He fell to the ground and JT pushed a button on the surveillance camera and three water balloons full of "Stench Cream" fell onto his face.
"Ron!" they saw Harry walk to Ron, but stepped back when he smelled the garlic from the balloons.
"Boy thought he got away easy. Well, we all knew thinking never fit Ron." JT said. The three girls burst into laughter as people form dorms above and the common room below came up to see what was going on. The girls left Hermione's room to go to lunch but Draco was standing by Hermione's door, looking as if he were talking to himself.
"Are you OK?" Hermione asked. He looked at her and sighed.
"Can I talk to you and JT for a second?" he asked them. The two girls looked at one another and followed him into his room. JT went hesitantly in and stood behind Hermione. Draco turned on all of the lights and walked up to them. JT peered at him over Hermione's shoulder.
"What do you want Draco?" Hermione asked. He glared at her for a second and then it got whipped off and he looked down.
"This is sort of hard for me to say, but I'm sorry JT. I didn't mean to hurt you like that and I sort of. . . just. I got you this." He held out a small dark green velvet box and JT hesitantly took it. She opened it up and her mouth fell open and her eyes got wide. Inside was silver ring with an emerald incrusted snake wrapped around a ruby incrusted J."I thought the rubies would give it touch since you hang out with Gryffindors." He told her. She just stared at it, her eyes sweeping over its beauty.
"Thank you for apologizing, and for this. It's very kind of you." She wiped off a tear, gave him a small hug and left. Hermione stared at him in disbelief. Draco Malfoy, on a guilt trip. It was highly unheard of.
"Hermione." Hermione snapped out of her trance and looked at him. "I got you something too." He handed her one small red box and another bigger one, around the size of a CD case, but bigger.
"You shouldn't have gotten me anything, Draco." She said, taking the boxes. She opened the bigger one and gasped. Inside was a golden necklace with a golden Lion with ruby hair and the end of its tail was also ruby. Hermione put it back into the box and in between the necklace, on the box, were two earrings with five rubies dangling on golden chains. Hermione opened the ring box and marveled at what she saw. It was a big ruby surrounded by a golden snake with emerald eyes.
"Do you like it?" he asked her. Hermione nodded and gave him a hug.
"Thanks. But, why did you get a snake on mine?" she asked.
"Because you're best friends with a Slytherin and since last night, I- uh, I just put it on there." Draco explained. Hermione smiled at him and gave him one last hug. He helped her put on the necklace and she put the ring on her right hand ring finger and put on her earrings.
"Want to escort me and JT to lunch?" she asked him. He shook his head.
"No. I can't, they might think that as weird, and we don't want people thinking that we're together." Draco said. Hermione nodded and left.
"Hermione! That is so pretty." JT said when Hermione met her outside the portrait.
"It is isn't it?" Hermione asked. JT looked at the necklace and smiled.
"I think he likes you." JT put in.
"Yeah right." Hermione said, lightly pushing Jt. Jt returned the gesture and the two laughed.
"It's ironic isn't it?" JT asked Hermione.
"What is?"
The day I'm going to get Draco back for, uh, you know. He goes on a guilt trip and gets all mushy on me and he says he was sorry." JT said. Hermione took it into consideration.
"Yup. Very ironic." Hermione answered.
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Disclaimer: I just took these characters to play with. I promise I will put them back, nice and neat, onto the shelf in J.K.'s living room!
Draco's POV
Chapter Four. Ironic
Draco walked past the two girls and heard JT yell a rude comment at him. 'Keep your cool, Draco' he thought to himself. He walked down the lane to Hogsmeade and looked over his shoulder. The two girls were talking and Draco frowned.
He had over heard their conversation on the balcony that morning, and he had no idea that he had hurt JT that way. 'I am such a JERK!' he insulted himself. He was taking a trip that people like to call "Down Guilt Trip Lane". (A/N: Yeah! You better be guilty, you male-show venous bastard who is intimidated by his Lucius But head Pussy Malfoy father!!)
He walked down a familiar alley and opened the door. He walked in and looked around the little shop. The walls were lined from top to bottom with expensive collectibles.
"Ah! Mister Malfoy, how are you today on this fine morning?" the store clerk asked.
"I am doing well. I have to ask a favor of you." Draco said, approaching the counter and rested against it. The store clerk smirked at Draco, and Draco smirked back.
~*~*~*~*~
Draco walked out of the shop thirty minutes later to see the two girls walk out of Weasly Wizard Wheezes, JT carrying a big box, and talking.
"Ubet shashay eloy mocka soy?" He heard Hermione say. "As meck tomay sheck?"
"Ebay to say elek shas may malik ap drace. Shashsas mermy atook alay shiw." Hermione started to laugh really hard and they continued to talk.
"I've never heard that language." Draco thought to himself. He then went into a small shop across the street and walked in.
"Hello, Draco. I haven't seen you in here since last year." Said the old woman from behind the counter. "What would you like today?" she asked, motioning toward the glass case. Draco looked around the case and saw something he wanted. He pointed to it and the woman took it out.
~*~*~*~*~
Draco walked back toward Hogwarts slowly. He had gotten both Hermione and JT something. Of course, he liked Hermione a lot more than JT. Well, he didn't like JT at all. Plus, he didn't want to get in Potter's way. Draco had over heard him and Ron talking about how Harry liked JT, but she had turned into a cold hearted, flesh seeking, bitch who would send someone new to the hospital each week. He wasn't about to get mixed into wonder boy's love life.
"Damn, since when was life so complicated?" Draco asked himself, looking at the sky. He sighed and went back to walking.
~*~*~*~*~
Hermione's POV (sort of)
Hermione and JT ran up the stairs to the Head Dorms, the other four in tow and, and walked quickly into the common room. They had just set up the trap for Ron and they set up a wizard surveillance camera that the twins had sold her. She took out the video player and turned it on. She enlarged it and propped it up on Hermione's vanity and the six girls sat around the desk.
"Let's go. I have to go into the dorm to get something." They watched as Ron and Harry walk up to the boys dorm. When Ron opened the door glue fell onto his head and "wizard un-removable silly string" came squirting at him. The girls heard three loud thumps and watched as three "disappear on contact bludgers" flew into Ron's stomach and face. He fell to the ground and JT pushed a button on the surveillance camera and three water balloons full of "Stench Cream" fell onto his face.
"Ron!" they saw Harry walk to Ron, but stepped back when he smelled the garlic from the balloons.
"Boy thought he got away easy. Well, we all knew thinking never fit Ron." JT said. The three girls burst into laughter as people form dorms above and the common room below came up to see what was going on. The girls left Hermione's room to go to lunch but Draco was standing by Hermione's door, looking as if he were talking to himself.
"Are you OK?" Hermione asked. He looked at her and sighed.
"Can I talk to you and JT for a second?" he asked them. The two girls looked at one another and followed him into his room. JT went hesitantly in and stood behind Hermione. Draco turned on all of the lights and walked up to them. JT peered at him over Hermione's shoulder.
"What do you want Draco?" Hermione asked. He glared at her for a second and then it got whipped off and he looked down.
"This is sort of hard for me to say, but I'm sorry JT. I didn't mean to hurt you like that and I sort of. . . just. I got you this." He held out a small dark green velvet box and JT hesitantly took it. She opened it up and her mouth fell open and her eyes got wide. Inside was silver ring with an emerald incrusted snake wrapped around a ruby incrusted J."I thought the rubies would give it touch since you hang out with Gryffindors." He told her. She just stared at it, her eyes sweeping over its beauty.
"Thank you for apologizing, and for this. It's very kind of you." She wiped off a tear, gave him a small hug and left. Hermione stared at him in disbelief. Draco Malfoy, on a guilt trip. It was highly unheard of.
"Hermione." Hermione snapped out of her trance and looked at him. "I got you something too." He handed her one small red box and another bigger one, around the size of a CD case, but bigger.
"You shouldn't have gotten me anything, Draco." She said, taking the boxes. She opened the bigger one and gasped. Inside was a golden necklace with a golden Lion with ruby hair and the end of its tail was also ruby. Hermione put it back into the box and in between the necklace, on the box, were two earrings with five rubies dangling on golden chains. Hermione opened the ring box and marveled at what she saw. It was a big ruby surrounded by a golden snake with emerald eyes.
"Do you like it?" he asked her. Hermione nodded and gave him a hug.
"Thanks. But, why did you get a snake on mine?" she asked.
"Because you're best friends with a Slytherin and since last night, I- uh, I just put it on there." Draco explained. Hermione smiled at him and gave him one last hug. He helped her put on the necklace and she put the ring on her right hand ring finger and put on her earrings.
"Want to escort me and JT to lunch?" she asked him. He shook his head.
"No. I can't, they might think that as weird, and we don't want people thinking that we're together." Draco said. Hermione nodded and left.
"Hermione! That is so pretty." JT said when Hermione met her outside the portrait.
"It is isn't it?" Hermione asked. JT looked at the necklace and smiled.
"I think he likes you." JT put in.
"Yeah right." Hermione said, lightly pushing Jt. Jt returned the gesture and the two laughed.
"It's ironic isn't it?" JT asked Hermione.
"What is?"
The day I'm going to get Draco back for, uh, you know. He goes on a guilt trip and gets all mushy on me and he says he was sorry." JT said. Hermione took it into consideration.
"Yup. Very ironic." Hermione answered.
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
