Disclaimer: Nope still don't own em.. i'm working in it though *walks off carrying bear traps, nets, and other forms of bait*

(Scene: Barnyard, the corral)

(Christine, Meg, Carlotta, and Mme.Giry are now wearing some jeans and shirts from TJMax)

M.Andre: So, I see you girls have decided to buy clothes that are actually appropriate for horseback riding.

Carlotta: Yep. So what do you think of my new jeans?

M.Andre: *Eyes Carlottas way-too-tight-jeans* Uhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mme.Giry: No comment.

Carlotta: Okay then. What does everyone else think of my new jeans?

Everyone else:....

Carlotta: FINE THEN! *Walks off*

(Nadir fumbles with a saddle as he tries to tack the horse. The saddle eventually falls off for the 100th time)

Nadir: *Talks to the saddle* No! Your supposed to STAY on the horse, not fall on the ground!

Raoul: You know, my psychiatrist told me that it's a bad sign when you start talking to saddles.

Nadir: And how many times has he told you that?

Raoul: Uhhh one, two, three-

Nadir: On second thought, never mind that.

(M. Firmin runs up to everybody with a piece of paper in his hand)

M.Firmin: People are coming for rides now just to let you know.

Christine: Is that a good thing?

M.Firmin: It's good for your salary.

Christine: Okay then!

Raoul: Does this mean I'll be able to buy more eggs?

Christine: *twitches* Shut up Raoul!

Erik: So, whats with the paper?

M.Firmin: It's the list of the horses everybodys gonna be riding. Lookee here. *Reads* Orange juice, napkins, fruit by the foot? Whoops that's my shopping list!

Everybody: *Groan*

M.Firmin: *turns over the paper* Ah here it is! Now then, Erik you'll be riding Cesar, Christine you'll be riding Apache, Piangi you'll be riding Bear, Raoul will be riding Wiggins, Meg you'll be riding Cherokee, Nadir you'll be riding Paco, Mme.Giry you'll be riding Popcorn, and Carlotta you'll be riding Budwiser.

Carlotta: Wait a minute! Budwiser? That huge, fat horse? I have to ride Budwiser?!

Piangi: Well at least you're not riding Bear who eats everything in sight!

M.Firmin: You'll do just fine on Budwiser then.

Carlotta: Hmph! *Walks over to Budwiser*

Erik: So where are-

Cowgirl Wannabe: YEEHAW!

(Erik gets interrupted by some very weird people: 3 cowgirl wannabe's, a guy whose hair looks like spiders legs, and a lady who's wearing very skimpy and tight clothing)

Erik: Never mind.

Cowgirl Wannabe #1: Howdy ya'll ready to ride?!

Meg: No.

Piangi: Sure you are. Your wearing jeans.

Cowgirl Wannabe: GREAT! I'm ready when you are!

Meg: That'll be never.

Mme.Giry: Meg get on the horse now of there'll be no more dirt biking on the trails!

Meg: *runs over to the horse and quickly jumps on it* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: Just to let everyone know the name of the weirdos who just arrived at the ranch. cowgirl wannabe #1 shall remain Cowgirl Wannabe #1, and the other 2 cowgirl wannabes will remain Cowgirl Wannabe #1 & 2, the guy with the bad hairdo will be called Spiderman, and the lady whose spandex days are way past over will be called PG-13 lady. Ok I'll leave now.

Spiderman: So, where's my horse?

M.Andre: Where's my asprin?

M. Firmin: Uh you can ride Jupiter.

The other weirdos: Whadda bout us?!

M.Firmin: Go into the corral and our staff will put you on a horse.

Cowgirl Wannabes: YEEHAW!

M.Andre: ASPRINNNNN!

Raoul: (Watches everyone mount a horse) My turn! (Runs over to his horse Wiggins and attempts to mount 5 times. Eventually he mounts) I did it I did it I did it I- hey where'd my horses head go? *Screams* My horse has been decapitated!!!!!

Christine: *Twiches* Shut up Raoul!

Erik: Raoul, your facing the wrong way.

Raoul: Huh? Oh *turns to the front* and I thougt I would be riding a headless horse.

Piangi: I've always woundered what it would be like to ride a headless horse.

Meg: Don't we all.

PG-13 Lady: Can we go now?

Raoul: Yeah can we go now?

Carlotta: If you'll all shut up we might just be able to make it out of the corral.

M.Andre: Yays.

M.Firmin: So go! Out! Buhbye!

(The horses follow Eriks horse out of the corral)

The Wierdos: YEEHAW!

Christine: *Twiches* Shut up!

A/N: Well there ya go. Chapter 2. This chapter desperately to be reviewed cuz I typed it all in what? An hour or so? Yeah ok I something to eat now. *gets some food* Im eating thin mints (the Girl Scout thin mints) want one? Im not a girl scout any more. Cadets got REALLY boring so I quit this year. Mmmm minty. Because my little twisted mind put lots of eggs in this story I won't be able to eat eggs for a while. Never really liked them. Alrighty I'm off to do stuff. May the eggs be with you.