Disclaimer: You know. But I do, sadly own Cowgirl Wannabe #1, Spiderman guy, PG-13 lady, and other cowboy wannabes. Oh and the horses. YAY I OWN HORSES!

A/N: I think my other chapters could take a while cuz I've got school papers to type and people to see. I see enough people in one day so why do I have to go see more people?! GRRR!

(Scene: On the trails)

Raoul: Are we there yet?

Piangi: Huh? Where are we?

Raoul: There! *points at a bunch of trees, rocks, plants, and other foresty things*

Piangi: Where?!

Raoul: *thinks hard* I dunno.

Piangi: Oh okay.

Erik: (Brings his horse over to Nadir) How long have we been riding for?

Nadir: 20 minutes.

Erik: And how long do the rides last?

Nadir: *sigh* an hour.

Erik: Oh joy.

Meg: *whines* My legs are soreeee.

Cowgirl Wannabe #1: YEEHAW!!!

(Her horse suddenly rears up and spooks)

Cowgirl Wannabe #1: Hey why'd my horse do that?

Erik: *annoyed* You scared the friggin horse that's why! And look. She's still spooked!

Carlotta: FEAR NOT! For I know how to calm the horse!

Mme.Giry: *hopefully* You mean your going to leave?

Carlotta: *scowls* NO! I shall use my incredibly beautiful voice, and sing to the horse so she will calm down.

(Everybody quickly puts earplugs in their ears) Carlotta: *sings* Think of me, think of me-WAAAH (all the horses spook and run off)

Everyone: *screams and panics like idiots*

(Erik somehow manages to regain control of his horse)

Erik: *shouts* Pull on the reins!

Everyone: What?

Erik: *shouts louder* PULL ON THE REINS!

Everyone:WHAT?!

Erik: Oh screw it!

(Erik whips out the all knowing, all-seeing Punjab lasso and corrals the horses into a dead end. And if you're wondering, the horses stopped running)

Christine: *sighs dreamily* my hero.

Piangi: Hero? I'm hungry!

Mme.Giry: Your always hungry!

Raoul: Ohhh can I put eggs and cheese on my hero?

Christine: There aren't any heroes Raoul, except for Erik. *giggles*

Raoul: You mean Erik's a sandwich?

Cowgirl Wannabe #1: All this talk about food is making me hungry.

Mme.Giry: How special for you. (Cowgirl Wannabe #1 smiles proudly) Look it's almost lunchtime can we go back to the ranch? *Wrangler wannabe people pout* *Giry's voice goes all demonic* SHUT UP! *silence*

Christine: Ooohhh she's good.

Erik: *nervously leads group back to the Ranch*

(And back to the ranch they go)

(Scene: The Main House, the dinning area)

M.Firmin: Have fun on the trail?

(Erik pulls out his lasso and everyone else minus the weirdoes gives him the evil eye)

M.Firmin: I'll take that as a no.

Nadir: Hell no.

Meg: OHHHH you said he-ell I'm telling!

Nadir:..

Raoul: I want lunchhhhh. Can I have my eggs now?

M.Firmin: *just realizes* Uh-oh uh Raoul, were out of eggs. You ate them all.

Raoul: *fop explosion* WHAT?! Nooooo! There must be more eggs there has to be! *runs around looking for eggs in all the wrong places* Where are the eggs?!!!

Piangi: Why not try the chicken coup?

(Everyone is ready to pounce on Piangi)

Piangi: *thinks* Me and my big, oversized mouth.

Raoul: *runs through the wall leaving an imprint of his body and runs to the chicken coup* EGGGGSSSSS!

M.Andre: *thinks to himself* He's seeking help-he's seeking help-he's seeking-help-he's seeking help-

Meg: Raoul don't hurt the chickens! *runs after him*

Christine: *runs after Raoul also* *twitches* Raouuuulll *twitches* Shhhuuuttt uppppppppppp!

Nadir: *same thing as before* Raoul you have the right to remain silenttttt!

Erik: *ditto* Wait for meeeeee! (Everybody eventually leaves)

A/N: TaDa I really don't have anything to say other than I broke my pencil.