Disclaimer: You know. But I do, sadly own Cowgirl Wannabe #1, Spiderman
guy, PG-13 lady, and other cowboy wannabes. Oh and the horses. YAY I OWN
HORSES!
A/N: I think my other chapters could take a while cuz I've got school papers to type and people to see. I see enough people in one day so why do I have to go see more people?! GRRR!
(Scene: On the trails)
Raoul: Are we there yet?
Piangi: Huh? Where are we?
Raoul: There! *points at a bunch of trees, rocks, plants, and other foresty things*
Piangi: Where?!
Raoul: *thinks hard* I dunno.
Piangi: Oh okay.
Erik: (Brings his horse over to Nadir) How long have we been riding for?
Nadir: 20 minutes.
Erik: And how long do the rides last?
Nadir: *sigh* an hour.
Erik: Oh joy.
Meg: *whines* My legs are soreeee.
Cowgirl Wannabe #1: YEEHAW!!!
(Her horse suddenly rears up and spooks)
Cowgirl Wannabe #1: Hey why'd my horse do that?
Erik: *annoyed* You scared the friggin horse that's why! And look. She's still spooked!
Carlotta: FEAR NOT! For I know how to calm the horse!
Mme.Giry: *hopefully* You mean your going to leave?
Carlotta: *scowls* NO! I shall use my incredibly beautiful voice, and sing to the horse so she will calm down.
(Everybody quickly puts earplugs in their ears) Carlotta: *sings* Think of me, think of me-WAAAH (all the horses spook and run off)
Everyone: *screams and panics like idiots*
(Erik somehow manages to regain control of his horse)
Erik: *shouts* Pull on the reins!
Everyone: What?
Erik: *shouts louder* PULL ON THE REINS!
Everyone:WHAT?!
Erik: Oh screw it!
(Erik whips out the all knowing, all-seeing Punjab lasso and corrals the horses into a dead end. And if you're wondering, the horses stopped running)
Christine: *sighs dreamily* my hero.
Piangi: Hero? I'm hungry!
Mme.Giry: Your always hungry!
Raoul: Ohhh can I put eggs and cheese on my hero?
Christine: There aren't any heroes Raoul, except for Erik. *giggles*
Raoul: You mean Erik's a sandwich?
Cowgirl Wannabe #1: All this talk about food is making me hungry.
Mme.Giry: How special for you. (Cowgirl Wannabe #1 smiles proudly) Look it's almost lunchtime can we go back to the ranch? *Wrangler wannabe people pout* *Giry's voice goes all demonic* SHUT UP! *silence*
Christine: Ooohhh she's good.
Erik: *nervously leads group back to the Ranch*
(And back to the ranch they go)
(Scene: The Main House, the dinning area)
M.Firmin: Have fun on the trail?
(Erik pulls out his lasso and everyone else minus the weirdoes gives him the evil eye)
M.Firmin: I'll take that as a no.
Nadir: Hell no.
Meg: OHHHH you said he-ell I'm telling!
Nadir:..
Raoul: I want lunchhhhh. Can I have my eggs now?
M.Firmin: *just realizes* Uh-oh uh Raoul, were out of eggs. You ate them all.
Raoul: *fop explosion* WHAT?! Nooooo! There must be more eggs there has to be! *runs around looking for eggs in all the wrong places* Where are the eggs?!!!
Piangi: Why not try the chicken coup?
(Everyone is ready to pounce on Piangi)
Piangi: *thinks* Me and my big, oversized mouth.
Raoul: *runs through the wall leaving an imprint of his body and runs to the chicken coup* EGGGGSSSSS!
M.Andre: *thinks to himself* He's seeking help-he's seeking help-he's seeking-help-he's seeking help-
Meg: Raoul don't hurt the chickens! *runs after him*
Christine: *runs after Raoul also* *twitches* Raouuuulll *twitches* Shhhuuuttt uppppppppppp!
Nadir: *same thing as before* Raoul you have the right to remain silenttttt!
Erik: *ditto* Wait for meeeeee! (Everybody eventually leaves)
A/N: TaDa I really don't have anything to say other than I broke my pencil.
A/N: I think my other chapters could take a while cuz I've got school papers to type and people to see. I see enough people in one day so why do I have to go see more people?! GRRR!
(Scene: On the trails)
Raoul: Are we there yet?
Piangi: Huh? Where are we?
Raoul: There! *points at a bunch of trees, rocks, plants, and other foresty things*
Piangi: Where?!
Raoul: *thinks hard* I dunno.
Piangi: Oh okay.
Erik: (Brings his horse over to Nadir) How long have we been riding for?
Nadir: 20 minutes.
Erik: And how long do the rides last?
Nadir: *sigh* an hour.
Erik: Oh joy.
Meg: *whines* My legs are soreeee.
Cowgirl Wannabe #1: YEEHAW!!!
(Her horse suddenly rears up and spooks)
Cowgirl Wannabe #1: Hey why'd my horse do that?
Erik: *annoyed* You scared the friggin horse that's why! And look. She's still spooked!
Carlotta: FEAR NOT! For I know how to calm the horse!
Mme.Giry: *hopefully* You mean your going to leave?
Carlotta: *scowls* NO! I shall use my incredibly beautiful voice, and sing to the horse so she will calm down.
(Everybody quickly puts earplugs in their ears) Carlotta: *sings* Think of me, think of me-WAAAH (all the horses spook and run off)
Everyone: *screams and panics like idiots*
(Erik somehow manages to regain control of his horse)
Erik: *shouts* Pull on the reins!
Everyone: What?
Erik: *shouts louder* PULL ON THE REINS!
Everyone:WHAT?!
Erik: Oh screw it!
(Erik whips out the all knowing, all-seeing Punjab lasso and corrals the horses into a dead end. And if you're wondering, the horses stopped running)
Christine: *sighs dreamily* my hero.
Piangi: Hero? I'm hungry!
Mme.Giry: Your always hungry!
Raoul: Ohhh can I put eggs and cheese on my hero?
Christine: There aren't any heroes Raoul, except for Erik. *giggles*
Raoul: You mean Erik's a sandwich?
Cowgirl Wannabe #1: All this talk about food is making me hungry.
Mme.Giry: How special for you. (Cowgirl Wannabe #1 smiles proudly) Look it's almost lunchtime can we go back to the ranch? *Wrangler wannabe people pout* *Giry's voice goes all demonic* SHUT UP! *silence*
Christine: Ooohhh she's good.
Erik: *nervously leads group back to the Ranch*
(And back to the ranch they go)
(Scene: The Main House, the dinning area)
M.Firmin: Have fun on the trail?
(Erik pulls out his lasso and everyone else minus the weirdoes gives him the evil eye)
M.Firmin: I'll take that as a no.
Nadir: Hell no.
Meg: OHHHH you said he-ell I'm telling!
Nadir:..
Raoul: I want lunchhhhh. Can I have my eggs now?
M.Firmin: *just realizes* Uh-oh uh Raoul, were out of eggs. You ate them all.
Raoul: *fop explosion* WHAT?! Nooooo! There must be more eggs there has to be! *runs around looking for eggs in all the wrong places* Where are the eggs?!!!
Piangi: Why not try the chicken coup?
(Everyone is ready to pounce on Piangi)
Piangi: *thinks* Me and my big, oversized mouth.
Raoul: *runs through the wall leaving an imprint of his body and runs to the chicken coup* EGGGGSSSSS!
M.Andre: *thinks to himself* He's seeking help-he's seeking help-he's seeking-help-he's seeking help-
Meg: Raoul don't hurt the chickens! *runs after him*
Christine: *runs after Raoul also* *twitches* Raouuuulll *twitches* Shhhuuuttt uppppppppppp!
Nadir: *same thing as before* Raoul you have the right to remain silenttttt!
Erik: *ditto* Wait for meeeeee! (Everybody eventually leaves)
A/N: TaDa I really don't have anything to say other than I broke my pencil.
