Disclaimer: *GLARES* Do I haveee to say it?! I DO NOT OWN THEM! With the
exception of the people who belong in a nice asylum, and the horses.
Hmmmmmm my cat has been smoking catnip.
(Scene: The dorm place at night. the first setting, oh you know)
(The Cell Block Tango from Chicago is playing on the CD player)
Raoul: *sings* LalaLa LalalalaLala LaLaLa lalaLa Hairy Monster!
Christine: *twitches, eyes are now glowing red, Christine looks around and then sees her red scarf* Heh heh heh.
Mme.Giry: *looks up from her magazine*..crazy.
M.Firmin/Andre: *frightened*
(The music's up to the part where it goes 'He had it coming' and Christine is sneeking up behind Raoul with the red scarf)
Raoul: Lalalala-*choke, strangle, choked by Christine*
Christine: Bwahahahahhaha!
Erik: Um, Christine, dear, may I have a word with you?
Christine: *snaps out of it* Sure! *her voice goes all demonic* What isss ittt?
Erik: Erm Christine, not that I don't think that you can do a lovely job of killing Raoul, but mabey you'd better leave the killing job to me..
Carlotta:*places her hand on Christines shoulder* I promise to come and visit you in the asylum, hell I'll even bring you a gift!
Mme.Griy: Speaking of hell, where is Meg?
Piangi: *enters* I haven't seen her scince Cesar went missing. (dun dun dun)
Everyone: WHAT?!
Piangi: C-E-S-A-R W-E-N-T M-I-S-S-I-N-G! (D-U-N D-U-N D-U-N)
M.Andre: Oh hell.
Nadir: *goes into his Daroga, policeman mode* And when was the last time you saw Cesar?
Piangi: Uhhh after lunch.
Nadir: I'm sureee you did.
M.Firmin: Hmmm well I'm sure Erik knows what happened to Cesar don't you Erik?
Erik: What???? I only stole him once and that was like, a long time ago. So why would I want to steal him again?
M.Firmin: You stole Cesar!
Erik: *pulls out everyones favorite lasso* No I didn't.
M.Firmin: Uh no you didn't steal Cesar, so sorry..
Raoul: You are guilty of witchcraft!
Nadir: Do you even know what a witch is Raoul?
Raoul:*inhales deeply* no.
(Meg bursts in through the door carrying a beer bottle, singing ninty-nine bottles of beer on the wall)
Mme.Giry: What the?!
Meg: *staggers* We-heh-heh-hell helloo there!
Raoul: Something tells me she's drunk.
Erik: Noooo really? And I thought she had just came back from a doctors appointment.
Raoul: Oh yes she's drunk alright.
Meg: *giggles stupidly* Hey loook. It's my bestest friendsss in the whole wide world. Th-theress Christine, and Carlotta, and and Christine, and Raoul, and *hiccup* Erik.
Erik: Drunk? She's wasted!
Meg: I would like to just tell y'all h-how much you, you, you, you, not you, and you mean to me. And mama. I love you sooo much *bursts into tears* even though you look bad in a leotarrrrddd *cries, laughs*
Mme.Giry: *think anrgy bull* WHAT?! *tries to charge after Meg but is restrained by Andre and Firmin*
M.Firmin: Great, we lost our best horse, Christines gone insane, Megs drunk as a skunk and I forgot to take my medicine.
A/N: I wish there was medicine for writers block.
(Scene: The dorm place at night. the first setting, oh you know)
(The Cell Block Tango from Chicago is playing on the CD player)
Raoul: *sings* LalaLa LalalalaLala LaLaLa lalaLa Hairy Monster!
Christine: *twitches, eyes are now glowing red, Christine looks around and then sees her red scarf* Heh heh heh.
Mme.Giry: *looks up from her magazine*..crazy.
M.Firmin/Andre: *frightened*
(The music's up to the part where it goes 'He had it coming' and Christine is sneeking up behind Raoul with the red scarf)
Raoul: Lalalala-*choke, strangle, choked by Christine*
Christine: Bwahahahahhaha!
Erik: Um, Christine, dear, may I have a word with you?
Christine: *snaps out of it* Sure! *her voice goes all demonic* What isss ittt?
Erik: Erm Christine, not that I don't think that you can do a lovely job of killing Raoul, but mabey you'd better leave the killing job to me..
Carlotta:*places her hand on Christines shoulder* I promise to come and visit you in the asylum, hell I'll even bring you a gift!
Mme.Griy: Speaking of hell, where is Meg?
Piangi: *enters* I haven't seen her scince Cesar went missing. (dun dun dun)
Everyone: WHAT?!
Piangi: C-E-S-A-R W-E-N-T M-I-S-S-I-N-G! (D-U-N D-U-N D-U-N)
M.Andre: Oh hell.
Nadir: *goes into his Daroga, policeman mode* And when was the last time you saw Cesar?
Piangi: Uhhh after lunch.
Nadir: I'm sureee you did.
M.Firmin: Hmmm well I'm sure Erik knows what happened to Cesar don't you Erik?
Erik: What???? I only stole him once and that was like, a long time ago. So why would I want to steal him again?
M.Firmin: You stole Cesar!
Erik: *pulls out everyones favorite lasso* No I didn't.
M.Firmin: Uh no you didn't steal Cesar, so sorry..
Raoul: You are guilty of witchcraft!
Nadir: Do you even know what a witch is Raoul?
Raoul:*inhales deeply* no.
(Meg bursts in through the door carrying a beer bottle, singing ninty-nine bottles of beer on the wall)
Mme.Giry: What the?!
Meg: *staggers* We-heh-heh-hell helloo there!
Raoul: Something tells me she's drunk.
Erik: Noooo really? And I thought she had just came back from a doctors appointment.
Raoul: Oh yes she's drunk alright.
Meg: *giggles stupidly* Hey loook. It's my bestest friendsss in the whole wide world. Th-theress Christine, and Carlotta, and and Christine, and Raoul, and *hiccup* Erik.
Erik: Drunk? She's wasted!
Meg: I would like to just tell y'all h-how much you, you, you, you, not you, and you mean to me. And mama. I love you sooo much *bursts into tears* even though you look bad in a leotarrrrddd *cries, laughs*
Mme.Giry: *think anrgy bull* WHAT?! *tries to charge after Meg but is restrained by Andre and Firmin*
M.Firmin: Great, we lost our best horse, Christines gone insane, Megs drunk as a skunk and I forgot to take my medicine.
A/N: I wish there was medicine for writers block.
