Disclaimer: *GLARES* Do I haveee to say it?! I DO NOT OWN THEM! With the exception of the people who belong in a nice asylum, and the horses. Hmmmmmm my cat has been smoking catnip.

(Scene: The dorm place at night. the first setting, oh you know)

(The Cell Block Tango from Chicago is playing on the CD player)

Raoul: *sings* LalaLa LalalalaLala LaLaLa lalaLa Hairy Monster!

Christine: *twitches, eyes are now glowing red, Christine looks around and then sees her red scarf* Heh heh heh.

Mme.Giry: *looks up from her magazine*..crazy.

M.Firmin/Andre: *frightened*

(The music's up to the part where it goes 'He had it coming' and Christine is sneeking up behind Raoul with the red scarf)

Raoul: Lalalala-*choke, strangle, choked by Christine*

Christine: Bwahahahahhaha!

Erik: Um, Christine, dear, may I have a word with you?

Christine: *snaps out of it* Sure! *her voice goes all demonic* What isss ittt?

Erik: Erm Christine, not that I don't think that you can do a lovely job of killing Raoul, but mabey you'd better leave the killing job to me..

Carlotta:*places her hand on Christines shoulder* I promise to come and visit you in the asylum, hell I'll even bring you a gift!

Mme.Griy: Speaking of hell, where is Meg?

Piangi: *enters* I haven't seen her scince Cesar went missing. (dun dun dun)

Everyone: WHAT?!

Piangi: C-E-S-A-R W-E-N-T M-I-S-S-I-N-G! (D-U-N D-U-N D-U-N)

M.Andre: Oh hell.

Nadir: *goes into his Daroga, policeman mode* And when was the last time you saw Cesar?

Piangi: Uhhh after lunch.

Nadir: I'm sureee you did.

M.Firmin: Hmmm well I'm sure Erik knows what happened to Cesar don't you Erik?

Erik: What???? I only stole him once and that was like, a long time ago. So why would I want to steal him again?

M.Firmin: You stole Cesar!

Erik: *pulls out everyones favorite lasso* No I didn't.

M.Firmin: Uh no you didn't steal Cesar, so sorry..

Raoul: You are guilty of witchcraft!

Nadir: Do you even know what a witch is Raoul?

Raoul:*inhales deeply* no.

(Meg bursts in through the door carrying a beer bottle, singing ninty-nine bottles of beer on the wall)

Mme.Giry: What the?!

Meg: *staggers* We-heh-heh-hell helloo there!

Raoul: Something tells me she's drunk.

Erik: Noooo really? And I thought she had just came back from a doctors appointment.

Raoul: Oh yes she's drunk alright.

Meg: *giggles stupidly* Hey loook. It's my bestest friendsss in the whole wide world. Th-theress Christine, and Carlotta, and and Christine, and Raoul, and *hiccup* Erik.

Erik: Drunk? She's wasted!

Meg: I would like to just tell y'all h-how much you, you, you, you, not you, and you mean to me. And mama. I love you sooo much *bursts into tears* even though you look bad in a leotarrrrddd *cries, laughs*

Mme.Giry: *think anrgy bull* WHAT?! *tries to charge after Meg but is restrained by Andre and Firmin*

M.Firmin: Great, we lost our best horse, Christines gone insane, Megs drunk as a skunk and I forgot to take my medicine.

A/N: I wish there was medicine for writers block.