A/N: Wow sry, it's been a while, and I shoulda updated along time ago. Heh
my friends are ready to kill because I've been lazy but the chapter! She
is. Here. Now. Ok pweese spare me. Erm this is, more, insanity..
Disclaimer: I SWEAR SHE DOSENT OWN PHANTOM!
LeLe: You're a mean disclaimer. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Continuing of CH. 4...
M. Andre: Were ruined, were ruined, were screwed, and were ruined!
Piangi: All this worry over one dumb horse? *Shakes head* You people are crazy.
M. Firmin: *sobs* Yes well, Cesar is a special horse and without him- *breaks into tears* I can't go on-
Meg: *dazed* Cesar? Huh did I miss-s something?
Raoul: Yeah! You didn't see Christine strangle me!
Erik: That too but, *sighs* Cesar was stolen.
Meg: Wha-? *faints*
*The Phone rings*
Phone: RING RING! I AM A PHONE ANSWER ME!
Carlotta: That is one very frightening phone.
Phone: FREAKIN ANSWER ME ALREADY RING!
Carlotta: Alright, alright! No need to spaz about it! *answers freakish phone* Hello?
Mystery Person: *maniacal laughter* Hello Carlotta..((A/N think Hannibal))
Carlotta: *Slams phone down* Telemarketers.*Shrugs and walks off*
Phone: I RING!..again..
Christine: We should really consider on getting a new phone *answers phone* Um hello, who are you, and how did you get our phone number?
Mystery Person: Bell Atlantic Yellow Pages BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Christine: o_O;;
Mystery Person: *ahem* I understand that your Dude Ranch is a missing horse.
Christine: Are you like, a phone psychic or something?
Mystery Person: NO! I am the antagonist Mystery Person! *sighs* Put me on speaker phone so all your little friends can hear me.
Christine: *does so*
Phone: I AM SPEAKER PHONE! I SPEAK..
Mystery Person: That is one very freakish phone.
Raoul: *looks around frantically* Who said that? *takes Mme. Girys stick* Did you say that?
Mme. Giry: Gimme my stick you freak! *snatches stick from Raoul and whacks him over the head with it*
Raoul: Owies X_X
Mme. Giry: The voice came from the speaker phone you dolt!
Raoul: Ooooooohhhhhhhh. Fascinating.
Mystery Person: O.K. Now where was I? Ah, yes! If you ever want to see your precious horse again, you'd better obey my demands.
Erik: And they are?
Mystery Person: a) I want all the money AND the whole ranch.((A/N: I suck at demands so please don't hurt me)) b) I want- free trail rides c) I want the Punjab lasso!
Erik: The ranch, the money, the Punjab lasso?! No way are you getting the ranch or the money. How did you know about the Punjab lasso?
Mystery Person: I am the all-knowing-all-seeing Person of Mystery! And if you fail to obey my demands, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!
Erik: Hey, that's MY line!
Mystery Person: Who cares? Go to the front desk in the main house at 12:00 midnight, there you will obey my demands! Tonight! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *hangs up*
Speaker Phone: ((Says the AOL "goodbye"))
Nadir: You know for a mystery psycho, this person has some REALLY crappy demands.
Mme. Giry: Sure does.
Andre: *looks at the Newspaper* Hmm, lookee here. The headlines say that a local institution lost several of it's patients who are now running amok around this very area. You don't think.
Nadir: It's very possible that our *cough*dangerous*cough* friend could be one the escapees. I mean, who else would think of such crazy demands? A nut that's who!
Mme. Giry: And whoever the maniac is, is already a guest here.
Carlotta: And how would you know that? *Taps her foot*
Mme. Giry: Well, whoever it was asked for free trail rides. It's obvious!
Carlotta:oh.Whatever.
Meg (who is now awake): Ooooo we can play a guessing game to try and figure out who the psycho is!
Raoul: I wanna play!
Piangi: Me too!
Erik: Fine.
Meg: ^_^ YAY! Ok, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20. Whoever guesses the correct number gets to guess first.
Erik: *deep sarcasm* Oh goody.
Meg: Erik, your first.
Erik: Uh 5?
Meg: Nope. Mama?
Mme. Giry: 2?
(Bunch of no's)
Carlotta: 18?
Nadir: 4?
Piangi: 10?
Andre: I don't know.
Firmin: 11?
Christine: 3?
Raoul: *raises his hand and waves enthusiastically* OOOH OOH!
Meg: *sighs* Raoul?
Raoul: Elbow! ^^
Meg: I'm so sorry, that's not a number.
Raoul: Oh dang.
Meg: *is tired of all the wrong answers* Erik?
Erik: Forget the game! I think I've already got a good idea about whom the maniac is!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A/N: Wanna know who it is? You really wanna know who it is? Do you really REALLY wanna know who it is? Are you sure? Ok. I'm not telling! MUAHAHAHA! I don't even know who it is! Well, that's a lie I do, but I'm not telling. I'll give ya'll 10 guesses though! I'm gonna go to sleep now. Please send nice reviews. ^^
Disclaimer: I SWEAR SHE DOSENT OWN PHANTOM!
LeLe: You're a mean disclaimer. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Continuing of CH. 4...
M. Andre: Were ruined, were ruined, were screwed, and were ruined!
Piangi: All this worry over one dumb horse? *Shakes head* You people are crazy.
M. Firmin: *sobs* Yes well, Cesar is a special horse and without him- *breaks into tears* I can't go on-
Meg: *dazed* Cesar? Huh did I miss-s something?
Raoul: Yeah! You didn't see Christine strangle me!
Erik: That too but, *sighs* Cesar was stolen.
Meg: Wha-? *faints*
*The Phone rings*
Phone: RING RING! I AM A PHONE ANSWER ME!
Carlotta: That is one very frightening phone.
Phone: FREAKIN ANSWER ME ALREADY RING!
Carlotta: Alright, alright! No need to spaz about it! *answers freakish phone* Hello?
Mystery Person: *maniacal laughter* Hello Carlotta..((A/N think Hannibal))
Carlotta: *Slams phone down* Telemarketers.*Shrugs and walks off*
Phone: I RING!..again..
Christine: We should really consider on getting a new phone *answers phone* Um hello, who are you, and how did you get our phone number?
Mystery Person: Bell Atlantic Yellow Pages BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Christine: o_O;;
Mystery Person: *ahem* I understand that your Dude Ranch is a missing horse.
Christine: Are you like, a phone psychic or something?
Mystery Person: NO! I am the antagonist Mystery Person! *sighs* Put me on speaker phone so all your little friends can hear me.
Christine: *does so*
Phone: I AM SPEAKER PHONE! I SPEAK..
Mystery Person: That is one very freakish phone.
Raoul: *looks around frantically* Who said that? *takes Mme. Girys stick* Did you say that?
Mme. Giry: Gimme my stick you freak! *snatches stick from Raoul and whacks him over the head with it*
Raoul: Owies X_X
Mme. Giry: The voice came from the speaker phone you dolt!
Raoul: Ooooooohhhhhhhh. Fascinating.
Mystery Person: O.K. Now where was I? Ah, yes! If you ever want to see your precious horse again, you'd better obey my demands.
Erik: And they are?
Mystery Person: a) I want all the money AND the whole ranch.((A/N: I suck at demands so please don't hurt me)) b) I want- free trail rides c) I want the Punjab lasso!
Erik: The ranch, the money, the Punjab lasso?! No way are you getting the ranch or the money. How did you know about the Punjab lasso?
Mystery Person: I am the all-knowing-all-seeing Person of Mystery! And if you fail to obey my demands, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!
Erik: Hey, that's MY line!
Mystery Person: Who cares? Go to the front desk in the main house at 12:00 midnight, there you will obey my demands! Tonight! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *hangs up*
Speaker Phone: ((Says the AOL "goodbye"))
Nadir: You know for a mystery psycho, this person has some REALLY crappy demands.
Mme. Giry: Sure does.
Andre: *looks at the Newspaper* Hmm, lookee here. The headlines say that a local institution lost several of it's patients who are now running amok around this very area. You don't think.
Nadir: It's very possible that our *cough*dangerous*cough* friend could be one the escapees. I mean, who else would think of such crazy demands? A nut that's who!
Mme. Giry: And whoever the maniac is, is already a guest here.
Carlotta: And how would you know that? *Taps her foot*
Mme. Giry: Well, whoever it was asked for free trail rides. It's obvious!
Carlotta:oh.Whatever.
Meg (who is now awake): Ooooo we can play a guessing game to try and figure out who the psycho is!
Raoul: I wanna play!
Piangi: Me too!
Erik: Fine.
Meg: ^_^ YAY! Ok, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20. Whoever guesses the correct number gets to guess first.
Erik: *deep sarcasm* Oh goody.
Meg: Erik, your first.
Erik: Uh 5?
Meg: Nope. Mama?
Mme. Giry: 2?
(Bunch of no's)
Carlotta: 18?
Nadir: 4?
Piangi: 10?
Andre: I don't know.
Firmin: 11?
Christine: 3?
Raoul: *raises his hand and waves enthusiastically* OOOH OOH!
Meg: *sighs* Raoul?
Raoul: Elbow! ^^
Meg: I'm so sorry, that's not a number.
Raoul: Oh dang.
Meg: *is tired of all the wrong answers* Erik?
Erik: Forget the game! I think I've already got a good idea about whom the maniac is!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A/N: Wanna know who it is? You really wanna know who it is? Do you really REALLY wanna know who it is? Are you sure? Ok. I'm not telling! MUAHAHAHA! I don't even know who it is! Well, that's a lie I do, but I'm not telling. I'll give ya'll 10 guesses though! I'm gonna go to sleep now. Please send nice reviews. ^^
