10 April

I can't believe this. I have a cold. Yes, I do realise that it rains twelve months of the year in Great Britain. Yes I do realise that 99.9% of the population of this god forsaken country soends at least ten years of their life in bed with some sort of flu. But I have never been sick in my life. Now my nose is all red and I can't properly pronounce anything. The only joy I get is hearing people call Seamus Seabus, but even that joy will be gone soon. I think my ears are filling with fluid. I'll be dead by next Tuesday.

Draco