Jyunni
Yuki resisted the urge to strangle the dog.
Kyou, on the other hand, didn't hold half as much patience and was already up and about, throttling Shigure.
"What. The. Hell. Are. You. Yapping. About?!!" Kyou punctuated each word with a shake. The gagging man was already turning blue and he gasped weakly.
"Ano. Kyou.," the shocked Tohru ventured softly.
But he too busy killing the dog to hear her. "Oi, Shigure! You better answer me!!"
"Baka neko, maybe you should let him breathe first??" Yuki snapped, already feeling a migraine come on. The golden-haired boy glared back and released his hold reluctantly.
"Shigure-san, are you ok?" Tohru moved to the limp man lying on the floor.
"To-To-Tohru-kun," he wheezed. "I-I don't think I can make it...p-please don't cry for me...I want to remember my-my precious flower as always smiling, always beautiful..P-please continue to live on bravely...I-I will always watch over you for the high heavens in the cerulean sky.." he clasped the girl's hands as she sobbed. The other males in the house looked on with faces that grew darker and darker with each passing second. Yuki was grinding his teeth and Kyou had to fight himself from attacking the man again.
"No! Shigure-san! You can't die!!" Tohru cried. "Is there anything I can do?"
"W-well *cough* if you don't mind *gasp*, do you think you c-could possibly.."
"What? What?"
"...give me a goodbye kiss??"
Sweatdrops. Then Shigure went sailing across the room. "PERVERT!!" the two boys roared.
"I changed my mind.. you can kill him, baka neko," Yuki growled.
"I'm not touching that thing again. Disgusting." They turned their backs on the whimpering dog as Tohru remained seated, dazed.
* * *
"Geez, you couldn't be a little bit gentler to your elders?" Shigure complained as he rubbed his arm tenderly.
"If we weren't gentle, you would have been cremated already," Yuki responded. Shigure sniffled.
"Now, can you please be serious and tell us what crazy idea you have this time?" Yuki asked, rubbing his temple. He knew he would regret asking.
"Well, ever since we were little, Aya-san and me had always wanted to form a rock group with Tori...demo, Tori-san vetoed the idea and threatened to inject anesthesia into us if we tried to go forth with our dream..."
"So it didn't work out?" Tohru questioned. "You didn't try to form a band?"
"Nope! We did try but Tori-san was true to his word and knocked us out for a week!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"Anyways, Akito didn't let us anyways. Said something about us putting the whole family in danger with our crazy antics and he should have gagged us in a room a long time ago...but that was past history!! So the other day, I was bored and leafing through a magazine when I saw an article about how these ordinary boys joined up and are now making $$$$$$!!! So I thought to myself, Hey, Shigure! This is your dream, your chance!! Except now that I'm too old (and I prefer to make money sitting on my behind instead) and Akito still won't let me and Aya get together *pout* so this ingenious idea comes to me! Hey, Shigure, you still have your wonderful beloved cousins to help fulfill your dream...I know!! I will become the manager for Yuki, Kyou and Haru as they debut into this world and get so bloody rich, I'll be swimming in $!!!" MUAHAHAHAHA- ahem.. there, that's it! That's my idea...isn't it so very wonderful??" Shigure grinned, holding up victory signs.
The cat and the mouse stared at him frostily. "Just where in this universe did you think we will agree to this?"
"Um, because you love me so very much and will do anything to help fulfill my dreams?"
"...you must be kidding."
"Um, because Akito gave his approval and encouraged you guys?"
"...you must be crazy."
"Um, because I already signed your contracts with the recording company already?"
"............"
"Ah, ah, ah...Tohru!!! Help me!!!"
"Leave her out of this."
"Ah, ah, ah...then Tohru-kun, you don't need any help washing the dishes by any chance do you??"
"You're not leaving til you fix this situation."
"Ano...demo, eh, Kyou, would you honestly pass up such a great opportunity??"
"Huh?" the cat stopped trying to grab the dog.
"Ano, just think: the whole world will see you on stage and you will finally prove to everyone that you can beat Yuki at something!!!"
"What??"
"Really, singing is just a competition and you could show the world that you can shine even in a band..that you can surpass Yuki!!!! Kyou, Japan's greatest singer!!!!!! Number one!!!!!"
The room was silent; then Kyou slammed his fists on the table. "Who do you think I am?" he growled. Shigure backed away uneasily. "I am not a mere singer in Japan.. I will be the world's greatest performer!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!"
"Trust the cat to get taken in by Shigure's far-fetched lies," Yuki sighed.
"What did you just say, nezumi?? I bet you're just scared to face me in front of everyone. I bet you're afraid I'll embarrass you...well, you better get used to this feeling cuz I'll be doing it more and more!!! Hahaha! In this race for fame, for money, for the crowds' roaring cheer of support, you shall be left behind in my dust!" the cat raised his fist to the air, fire roaring in his eyes.
"Don't think I'll be as foolish as you and join just because of your stupid words," Yuki yawned. The cat shot daggers from his eyes at his rival when Shigure suddenly spoke up.
"Then how about joining for Tohru? Then again, I'm sure Kyou wouldn't care about you as he stands there in the spotlight, wooing Tohru-kun with his heartfelt songs. I'm sure Tohru wouldn't care much about you then either, already swept away by the emotions nurtured by Kyou's serenade."
Both boys turn red. Kyou's fire in his eyes spread to the rest of his body as he imagined the image of Tohru smiling gently at him in the crowd. Yuki, however, was seeing red for a whole different reason...Tohru leaving him alone for the baka neko? Impossible!!! "Hmph...baka neko, don't get too excited by Shigure's fabrications. You're still a baka neko after all...I accept your challenge and I ensure you, the one who will be left in the dust will most certainly be you," Yuki stated coldly.
"We'll see about that," Kyou retorted.
Shigure hid his smile. Yes, his plan was coming along perfectly after all...he can just feel the money...not to mention all the high school female fan groups he'll be seeing soon. ^_^
Yuki resisted the urge to strangle the dog.
Kyou, on the other hand, didn't hold half as much patience and was already up and about, throttling Shigure.
"What. The. Hell. Are. You. Yapping. About?!!" Kyou punctuated each word with a shake. The gagging man was already turning blue and he gasped weakly.
"Ano. Kyou.," the shocked Tohru ventured softly.
But he too busy killing the dog to hear her. "Oi, Shigure! You better answer me!!"
"Baka neko, maybe you should let him breathe first??" Yuki snapped, already feeling a migraine come on. The golden-haired boy glared back and released his hold reluctantly.
"Shigure-san, are you ok?" Tohru moved to the limp man lying on the floor.
"To-To-Tohru-kun," he wheezed. "I-I don't think I can make it...p-please don't cry for me...I want to remember my-my precious flower as always smiling, always beautiful..P-please continue to live on bravely...I-I will always watch over you for the high heavens in the cerulean sky.." he clasped the girl's hands as she sobbed. The other males in the house looked on with faces that grew darker and darker with each passing second. Yuki was grinding his teeth and Kyou had to fight himself from attacking the man again.
"No! Shigure-san! You can't die!!" Tohru cried. "Is there anything I can do?"
"W-well *cough* if you don't mind *gasp*, do you think you c-could possibly.."
"What? What?"
"...give me a goodbye kiss??"
Sweatdrops. Then Shigure went sailing across the room. "PERVERT!!" the two boys roared.
"I changed my mind.. you can kill him, baka neko," Yuki growled.
"I'm not touching that thing again. Disgusting." They turned their backs on the whimpering dog as Tohru remained seated, dazed.
* * *
"Geez, you couldn't be a little bit gentler to your elders?" Shigure complained as he rubbed his arm tenderly.
"If we weren't gentle, you would have been cremated already," Yuki responded. Shigure sniffled.
"Now, can you please be serious and tell us what crazy idea you have this time?" Yuki asked, rubbing his temple. He knew he would regret asking.
"Well, ever since we were little, Aya-san and me had always wanted to form a rock group with Tori...demo, Tori-san vetoed the idea and threatened to inject anesthesia into us if we tried to go forth with our dream..."
"So it didn't work out?" Tohru questioned. "You didn't try to form a band?"
"Nope! We did try but Tori-san was true to his word and knocked us out for a week!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"Anyways, Akito didn't let us anyways. Said something about us putting the whole family in danger with our crazy antics and he should have gagged us in a room a long time ago...but that was past history!! So the other day, I was bored and leafing through a magazine when I saw an article about how these ordinary boys joined up and are now making $$$$$$!!! So I thought to myself, Hey, Shigure! This is your dream, your chance!! Except now that I'm too old (and I prefer to make money sitting on my behind instead) and Akito still won't let me and Aya get together *pout* so this ingenious idea comes to me! Hey, Shigure, you still have your wonderful beloved cousins to help fulfill your dream...I know!! I will become the manager for Yuki, Kyou and Haru as they debut into this world and get so bloody rich, I'll be swimming in $!!!" MUAHAHAHAHA- ahem.. there, that's it! That's my idea...isn't it so very wonderful??" Shigure grinned, holding up victory signs.
The cat and the mouse stared at him frostily. "Just where in this universe did you think we will agree to this?"
"Um, because you love me so very much and will do anything to help fulfill my dreams?"
"...you must be kidding."
"Um, because Akito gave his approval and encouraged you guys?"
"...you must be crazy."
"Um, because I already signed your contracts with the recording company already?"
"............"
"Ah, ah, ah...Tohru!!! Help me!!!"
"Leave her out of this."
"Ah, ah, ah...then Tohru-kun, you don't need any help washing the dishes by any chance do you??"
"You're not leaving til you fix this situation."
"Ano...demo, eh, Kyou, would you honestly pass up such a great opportunity??"
"Huh?" the cat stopped trying to grab the dog.
"Ano, just think: the whole world will see you on stage and you will finally prove to everyone that you can beat Yuki at something!!!"
"What??"
"Really, singing is just a competition and you could show the world that you can shine even in a band..that you can surpass Yuki!!!! Kyou, Japan's greatest singer!!!!!! Number one!!!!!"
The room was silent; then Kyou slammed his fists on the table. "Who do you think I am?" he growled. Shigure backed away uneasily. "I am not a mere singer in Japan.. I will be the world's greatest performer!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!"
"Trust the cat to get taken in by Shigure's far-fetched lies," Yuki sighed.
"What did you just say, nezumi?? I bet you're just scared to face me in front of everyone. I bet you're afraid I'll embarrass you...well, you better get used to this feeling cuz I'll be doing it more and more!!! Hahaha! In this race for fame, for money, for the crowds' roaring cheer of support, you shall be left behind in my dust!" the cat raised his fist to the air, fire roaring in his eyes.
"Don't think I'll be as foolish as you and join just because of your stupid words," Yuki yawned. The cat shot daggers from his eyes at his rival when Shigure suddenly spoke up.
"Then how about joining for Tohru? Then again, I'm sure Kyou wouldn't care about you as he stands there in the spotlight, wooing Tohru-kun with his heartfelt songs. I'm sure Tohru wouldn't care much about you then either, already swept away by the emotions nurtured by Kyou's serenade."
Both boys turn red. Kyou's fire in his eyes spread to the rest of his body as he imagined the image of Tohru smiling gently at him in the crowd. Yuki, however, was seeing red for a whole different reason...Tohru leaving him alone for the baka neko? Impossible!!! "Hmph...baka neko, don't get too excited by Shigure's fabrications. You're still a baka neko after all...I accept your challenge and I ensure you, the one who will be left in the dust will most certainly be you," Yuki stated coldly.
"We'll see about that," Kyou retorted.
Shigure hid his smile. Yes, his plan was coming along perfectly after all...he can just feel the money...not to mention all the high school female fan groups he'll be seeing soon. ^_^
