5:57 PM 5/26/2003

E-mail: lac31685@aol.com

By: Chuquita

Quote of the Week: -from dbgt ep #30

Microphone guy giving Goku riddles: Who is the person that doesn't pay, though is always riding a taxi?

Goku: (hanging onto edge for dear life) (face turns red, then blue, then green while he thinks) Vegeta!

Microphone guy giving Goku riddles: Who's Vegeta? The correct answer is the taxi driver.

Goku: (still bluish-green) (looking scared out of his mind) (the edge disappears and he falls down into the hole) YAHHHHHHH!!

/dl

Chuey's Corner:

Chuquita: (glances over at Veggie) So you ride public transportation without paying the driver, huh?

Vegeta: (back in his regular spot on his seat but now wearing radiation suit) I never said anything like that. That was

purely Kakarrotto's doings! [points to Son]

Goku: (giggles) Heehee, neat lil outfit Veggie. [taps the top of Veggie's helmet]

Vegeta: (yelps) YOU CUT THAT OUT! [swats Son's arm away] Now that I know you're capable of bonding me into your mushy-brained

little Kaka-world so you can control me and make me perform cutesy tricks ON PURPOSE; I'm NOT taking any chances!

Goku: (sweatdrops) Who said I was gonna bite little Veggie?

Vegeta: GT YOU BIT GT ME!!!! (puts arms behind his back) I would have to saw off my arm in less than 10 seconds after your

kaka-drool and kaka-blood made contact with my inner flesh or be forced to bite you back to level off the bond. If only YOU

bite me and I don't bite back then you would eventually be able to rule over my mind, body, and soul in your half-witted

peasant-manner of ways!!!

Goku: (giggles) Could I make little Veggie do a dance with me and play paints and let's pretend and hug for really long

periods of time without Veggie screaming in anger and fright?

Vegeta: (glares at him) Yes.

Goku: .... (little smile) ....

Vegeta: (pales)

Goku: Hey Veggie.....why don't you take that lil radiation suit off, I'm sure it must be making it very hot and hard for you

to breathe in there.... (grins)

Vegeta: (starts to inch his chair away again)

Chuquita: (sighs) You shouldn't have said anything.

Vegeta: Hai...*twitches* me and my big mouth.

Goku: (grabs Veggie's helmet and pops it off) There, you must feel better already!

Vegeta: (hops off chair and sneaks under desk)

Goku: (peeks under desk) (sweetly) Oh Veggie! I luv u!

Vegeta: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CARNIVORE!!! [shakes his fist at Goku]

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (tries to change subject) Speaking of foods and what types people eat, did you know in japan they made

saiyajin soup and spoons with your pictures on the handles?

Vegeta: (bottom left eyelid twitches) Saiyajin SOUP?!

Chuquita: N--not out of ACTUAL saiyajins, Veggie! They just had Son-kun and Gohan's pictures on it. Well, the ones I saw

anyway.

Vegeta: (eyes widen even more) Saiyajin PEASANT soup?! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!

Chuquita: (sigh) Veggie doesn't get it.

Vegeta: I say we give Kakarrotto some of that soup if he wants to CANNABALIZE ME so bad!

Goku: (freezes in place holding a pair of small and large matching pj's and fluffy slippers under one arm and sharpening one

of his canine teeth with a nail-filer in the other)

(Chu and Veggie sweatdrop)

Goku: (muffled due to nail-filer in his mouth) .....Whaf?

Vegeta: (flatly) What are you doing, Kakarrotto?

Goku: Umm.....I, (tosses nail-filer away) thought Veggie and me could have a sleepover and nightime sing-a-long together.

[sticking his finger in his mouth to see how much sharper he's made his canines]

Vegeta: (flatly) You were planning on biting me when I wasn't looking and turning me into your brain-dead squeeze-toy,

weren't you, Kakarrotto?

Goku: No.

Vegeta: Weren't you?

Goku: ........maybe.

Vegeta: WELL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO!!! [pulls his arm back and slaps Goku only to twitch at the larger saiyajin now grabbing

onto the ouji's arm for dear life while trying to dig his teeth through the rubbery radiation suit] (twitches) Kaka...rrotto.

... (annoyed)

Goku: (slightly muffled by the rubber) You--you looked like you had a little itch over here and I was trying to..you know...

get it for you.

Vegeta: (narrows his eyes)

Goku: (lets go and pouts) Well that's how gt me did it in the episode!

Vegeta: (folds his arms) If you want some stupid soft creature to ruler over then go buy yourself another stuffed animal,

baka!

Goku: (pouts) Aww.....I am sad.

Vegeta: (pats him on the back) It's alright, Kakarrotto. We all make mistakes.

Goku: (sniffles) Thank you Veggie! (happy again; hugs Veggie) Mmmm!

Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh..... (pauses) (narrows his eyes again) And keep your mouth away from the

back of my neck.

Goku: (pulls out of the hug, slightly embarassed) Sorry Veggie.

Vegeta: (to Chu) It worries me when KAKARROTTO starts to scheme.

Chuquita: Oh don't worry about it I'm sure he'll forget the whole thing by the end of part 2. (plops a fairly large,

happy-looking Goku figure on the desk) (points to it) You can even time it, see!

Vegeta: (picks up object to see there's a clock in the middle of the figure's stomach) (twitches) It's a KAKA-CLOCK?!

Chuquita: Yah, I saw it online. Kawaii, huh! [pats the clock]

Vegeta: Does it have an alarm?

Chuquita: Not that I know of.

Vegeta: (pales) I shudder to think what it is.

Goku: Plushie doesn't.

[Chu and Veggie look over to see Goku holding his life-sized Veggie-plushie with vertical black buttons for eyes, no nose,

a little smile and rounded chubby limbs]

Chuquita: When did you get Plushie here?

Goku: Plushie says if he was Veggie he would let me nibble his arm.

Vegeta: (groans) Oh brother. (angry) YOU HAVE NO REAL IDEA WHAT BONDS DO, DO YOU!?

Goku: ......(big cheesy grin) No.

Vegeta: UGH! (slaps himself on the forehead) WELL IT'S MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK!! (snorts) SO complicated that I

refuse to waste my breath explaining it's complication to your tiny little Kaka-mind so instead I say start part 2 already!

Goku: (Frowns) Aw, but Veh-GEEE~~~

Chuquita: (shrugs) Well, here's part 2.

/dl

Summary: Chi-Chi decides to 'test' out one of Bulma's new inventions and 'accidentally' erases every memory in Vegeta's

head about Goku. Has she finally found a way to free herself and Goku from the Ouji's curse or will Goku's NEW relationship

with the ouji be even worse than the last one? Has Chi-Chi just dug herself into a deeper hole? Will Veggie get his lil

chunk of memory back? Find out!

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" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.... "

" Vegeta? "

" OhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.... "

" Vegeta! "

" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.... "

" VEGETA!!! " Bulma shouted, annoyed, then slapped the ouji across the face, " SNAP OUT OF IT!!! "

" Uh... " Vegeta blinked as the red glow faded from his face, " Wait, where was I? " he thought for a moment, " Oh

yeah! The spaceship! " the ouji nodded, then looked down at the flower in his hands and flushed red again only to shake it

off, " He--here. You take this. " he handed it to Bulma, who sighed and shook her head in a tired manner.

" You're not seriously going to leave, are you Vegeta? " she frowned.

" Of course I am! I can't just stay here, bored out of my skull now can I. And if that---person, tries to stop me

again with some flashy show of mush then I'll just blast a hole straight through his gut! " the ouji nodded determindly as

he climbed the ladder into the ship only to let out a yelp.

" Hi again Veggie. " Goku smiled, now in ssj and laying sideways on a hammock near the gravity machine, " You know,

you COULD go into the cold depths of outer space and use this machine to spar, OR you could go where it's nice and sunny and

spar with ME, a living, breathing person, out in the park. "

" YOU'RE A SUPER SAIYAJIN TOO!!? " the ouji gawked, nearly falling back out the hatch and onto the grass below.

" I can do that also if Veggie wants. " Goku smiled, going ssj2. The ouji's jaw hung open.

" Goku what are you doing up here?! I thought you went inside! " Bulma exclaimed, climbing up in after them.

" I thought if I showed Veggie what I could do he'd remember who I am. " the larger saiyajin said innocently.

" Ugh. " Bulma slapped herself on the forehead, then dragged the ssj2 across to the other side of the room, " Son-kun

I TOLD you! All of Vegeta's memories of you are back in the machine in my lab! There's no way to get through to him! "

" That doesn't mean I can't make ~*new*~ memories with little Veggie for us to share. " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes

, " After all, a Veggie is a Veggie, right? " he pointed to the ouji, who had unintentionally burst into ssj2 also and was

now watching him in a daze, " See! Veggie's lookin like he's back to normal already! " Goku grinned.

" Son-kun! " Bulma whispered, " If you start filling in that empty space in his head with NEW ideas and memories of

and with you that'll completely mess Vegeta's head up when I try to put his original ones back in his head! It's not supposed

to change his personality! What if you DO do something that DOES change how he feels about you one way or the other? It'll

clash with his original feelings and his brain'll explode!! " she waved her arms in the air. Goku looked terrified.

" Well, not literally of course, hahaha, " Bulma laughed nervously, " But you get the idea! "

" What if we just erase what I do with Veggie now and just put back what he had before. " the saiyajin smiled.

Bulma sighed, " I still don't like it Go--- "

The duo paused. Goku looked over to his right to see Vegeta standing there 4 inches away from the larger saiyajin and

observing him closely.

" HI SWEETIE! " the larger saiyajin chirped. Vegeta's face flushed bright red and the saiyajin backed away several

feet.

" I AM _NOT_ A "SWEETIE"!! " Vegeta snapped, shaking his fist in the air.

" See? That's what I mean. " Bulma said to Goku, who only grinned at the defensive-looking ouji and burst into ssj3.

" VEGGIEVEGGIE LOOKIT ME!! " the large saiyajin shouted at the smaller one. Vegeta's eyes widened until they took up

nearly ¾ of his head.

" Go-ku! " Bulma pleaded.

" Does my little Veggie wanna go spar with me nooooooooooowwww? " Goku tilted his head happily.

" Ka-ka-rrot-to.... " the little ouji trailed off in a daze.

" Awwww, just look at how pretty Veggie's eyes look all sweet-n-sparkily! " he zipped over and grabbed Vegeta's arm,

" Come little Veggie! Let us journey off to the wide-open fields and spar too-gether! "

" GOKU! You're going to mess up his BRAIN! " Bulma shouted, pointing to her own head.

" Oh lil Vedge'ums will be just fine, Bulma! " Goku chirped, " He's had so much brain-trama in his life I doubt I can

do anything else to harm his small Veggie-mind that hasn't harmed it already! " he said, then teleported Vegeta away.

Bulma frowned, " Well he's got a point. But I'd just hate to see how Vegeta reacts to this once I get him back to

normal. If I CAN get him back to normal. "

/dl

.

" Ah, here we are! " Goku said as he re-appeared over the fields he normally sparred with the ouji in, " Doesn't it

look like fun, little Veggie? " the large saiyajin put his hands on Vegeta's shoulders, the ouji visibly twitched.

" Stop calling me that. " Vegeta looked away, annoyed but still glowing bright red.

" But that's what I always call you. " Goku blinked, then turned Vegeta's head back to face him, " I call my Veggie

little because he IS little AND because he's my little buddy! You're only 4'8, Veggie! It'd be silly to call you big Veggie.

" Goku said, then burst into giggles, " Heeheehee, big Veggie. Heehee. "

" I'm 4'8½ if you MUST know. " Vegeta snorted, correcting him and pushing Goku's hands off his shoulders as the ouji

floated back away from him a bit, " ....so why? "

" So why what? " Goku blinked.

" So why "Veggie"? "

The large saiyajin paused in puzzlement for a moment, " Well, Veggie's been Veggie for as long as I can remember. I

kinda forget how I thought it up. " Goku rubbed his chin, then smiled, " But it sounds so kawaii, no? My lil Veh-gee~~! "

The ouji was caught between embarassment and disgust.

" Besides, you said told me just a couple months ago not to use 'Geta as an alternative cuz it's the female form of

your name. " he added.

Vegeta nodded, " Correct. I will not have anyone, especially-- "

" --your last remaining peasant-- " Goku injected.

" --refer to me by the wrong gender, even it if IS by use of a nickname. " Vegeta finished, then did a double-take,

" Wait, you're the last living peasant I have in EXISTANCE?! " he gawked.

" Yup! " Goku grinned, " But Veggie is very lucky because I luv him more than all his other peasants combined do! "

the larger saiyajin said, hugging him, " Course, I don't know that to be a scientifical fact, but it feels like it's so true.

" he snuggled the increasingly uneasy Vegeta against him.

" ...help. " Vegeta squeaked out.

" Hmm? " Goku looked down to see Vegeta was glowing bright red and choking from lack of air at the same time,

" GAHHH!!! " he cried out, instantly letting go, " Oh Veggie I am sorry! I forgot I was still in ssj3! " Goku apologized.

" It's....alright.....really.... " the ouji wobbled back, dazed twice over due to the combination of the glow to his

face and the lack of air.

" Maybe I shouldn't fight Veggie in ssj3 after all. " Goku folded his arms, " I wanna give little Veggie a challange

but I don't wanna kill him! " he gulped, then got an idea, " Ah-ha! This will be the perfect time to test my ssj2½!! "

" Your WHAT?! " Vegeta gawked, now back to normal.

" Super saiyajin 2 and a half! " Goku gave him a piece sign while grinning excitedly, " It's basically a partially

transformed ssj3! Not as strong, but it doesn't strain me as much and I keep most of my ssj3 powers. " he explained, " I was

stuck in that phase of the ssj3 transformation so long while I was first learning how to reach level 3. Mmm-hmm. " Goku

nodded, then relaxed and powered back down slightly causing his bangs and eyebrows to return to normal while keeping the long

, huge main of hair rolling down his back, " See! I happen to think it's one of the cuter ssj forms! I think it makes me look

almost like one of those oujos in the fairy-tales! What does little Veggie think? " Goku bent down to the ouji's height.

Vegeta stared at him, impressed, " I think, it's time to begin our match, 'princess'. "

Goku's eyes widened with joy, " Veggie's OUJO---oof! " he yelped as the ouji's foot made contact with his face,

causing Goku to stagger back a few feet while Vegeta flew up into the air, " Oh, Veggie was mocking me; it was a joke.

Right. " he blinked, then shot off into the sky after Vegeta. The ouji sent a blast of ki hurtling at Goku on his way up. The

larger saiyajin reflected the ki back at Vegeta who teleported before it hit him and re-appeared behind Goku, grabbing him

by the leg. Goku spun upsidedown and sent his remaining free leg kicking straight into the ouji's stomach. Vegeta choked out

and shot his fist up to connect with Goku's jaw, then flipped out of the spot he was holding onto and up onto Goku's

bent-over-in-pain back and prepared to fire a large ki blast at his head. Goku spun around fast enough without moving Vegeta

and slugged the ouji across the face with one arm while forming a ball of ki in his other arm which he then shot at Vegeta

while the smaller saiyajin was trying to regain his ground. The blast hurtled Vegeta out over the fields until he landed

smack into a tree. The ouji narrowed his eyes at the figure floating several feet away from him.

" BIIII--- "

" KAAAA--- "

" IIIIG--- "

" MEHHH--- "

" BAAAA--- "

" HAAAA--- "

" AAANG--- "

" MEHHH--- "

" ATTACK!!! "

" HAAAAAAAA!!!! "

Both saiyajin shot their blasts at each other. The ki's pushing back and forth until Goku let out another burst of

energy into ssj3 and overpowered Vegeta's blast, sending the ouji flying backwards through half a dozen trees before hurtling

down into the ground and making a huge hole on impact.

Goku teleported above him, looking worried, " Veggie? Veggie are you oh-kay? I--I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fully go

ssj3, I just got caught up in the moment and---eh!? "

The little ouji stared up at with big shimmering eyes, though physically beaten up pretty badly by the blast.

Goku felt his cheeks flush pink, " Veh--Veggie? "

" Kakarrotto. " the smaller saiyajin said in a faraway voice, looking straight through the larger saiyajin. Goku

waved his hand over Vegeta's face only to produce no response, " The name of the legendary saiyajin paradise that we saiyajin

scoured Bejito-sei for and never found. "

" Yeeeah. Veggie told me about that before several fics ago. " Goku said slowly. He watched Vegeta sit up, then stare

at Goku suspicously.

" I, think I'll be going now. " the ouji said, " If we're going to finish this match I should get back home and take

a senzu. I could tell I was too tired to be at my full power when I was fighting you just now. "

" Aw Veggie, don't be so SERIOUS! " Goku laughed it off, " Here, lemmie help you up. " he smiled as he grabbed both

Vegeta's hand and pulled him to his feet. The ouji yanked his hands away and wobbily backed up.

" I don't need any of---of your help to stand up! I can do it on my own! " he pouted stubbornly, then shook his head

in a tired daze.

" Veh-gee, come back to my house and I will get you a senzu bean there! I'm sure Chi-chan won't mind much. " Goku

picked the now deeply-embarassed ouji up in his arms and flew him towards the house about 10 minutes away. Goku's eyes

narrowed slightly, " She BETTER not mind seeing as she's the one who zapped all of lil-lil Veggie's luv for me out of his

poor confused little body!! "

" What are you TALKING about? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, confused.

" Oh nothing! :) "

/dl

.

" Ahh, here we go! " Goku chirped, taking the bag of senzu's off the kitchen counter when he sniffed the air, " Mmm,

submarine sandwiches and chicken soup! "

" Go-chan? I thought you were in bed? " Chi-Chi blinked, confused as she paused from slathering the mayonnaise on the

giant sandwich filled with many types of meat, vegetables, and toppings.

" Oh, that. Yeah I'm done with my nap! " he grinned, then sniffed the tomato soup on the table, " Say can I take one

of these? "

" Sure, I made enough for everybody. " she said happily.

" You sound especially cheerful to-day Chi-chan. " Goku said, surprised.

" Of course I'm cheerful! I'm finally free of having to deal with that Ou----uhhh, " she paused to see the hurt look

on the large saiyajin's face, " O--dometer because we finally got a new part for it at the mechanic store! Haha, yeah. "

Chi-Chi grinned cheesily.

" Oh. Oh-kay! " Goku grabbed a spoon for the soup and headed back outside.

" Hey---Goku where're you going? " Chi-Chi said, disappointed.

" Hee~~ I am going to nurse my sweet lil Vedge'ums back to health so I can get him home safe and sound. " the large

saiyajin said warmly, leaving the house.

" That's nice. " Chi-Chi said, going back to her work on the sandwich, " ...WHAT?! "

" I'm baaack. " Goku said in a sing-song voice to the little ouji laying tiredly on the porch swing by the front

door, " And I have some senzu and a nice big bowl of soup for my little Veggie. "

Vegeta stared him him sleepily.

" Here you go! " Goku handed Vegeta the bean, which the ouji promptly ate and smiled once it took effect, " Haha!

Veggie looks all better now. Look! I have some soup for you! " he plopped down next to Vegeta and held out a spoonful of

soap, " Now open your lil Veggie mouth all big-n-wide so I can put the soup inside! " the larger saiyajin said in a sing-song

voice.

Vegeta shorted and folded his arms, " What do you think I am, a baby? I'll feed myself!! " he slightly insulted ouji

reached out to grab the bowl from Goku.

Goku sudden gasped, " Veggie what's that! " he pointed upward.

" What? " Vegeta glanced up only to yelp when he felt the spoon enter his mouth and then come back out now covered in

drool instead of tomato soup.

" There! Wasn't that yummy, little Veggie? "

The ouji nodded contently as he swallowed. Goku clasped his hands together.

" I am so happy that VEGGIE is happy. Have some more! " he plopped another spoonful the ouji's mouth. Vegeta smiled.

" 'ats nod so bad. " the smaller saiyajin said, muffled by the spoon in his mouth.

" Heehee, I knew Veggie'd like it cuz that's what I saw Veggie eating the last time he wasn't feeling so hot. " Goku

explained.

" Mmm.....Kakay... " the ouji trailed off with the spoon still partially in his mouth. Goku took it out and put

another spoonful of soup in the smaller saiyajin's mouth.

" Yeah, that's right! Kakay. " Goku smiled, happy Vegeta had somehow kept one little tidbit of knowledge about the

larger saiyajin in his head.

" "KAKAY!?" "

Goku froze and looked over his shoulder to see Chi-Chi glaring at the two saiyajins. He gulped, " Chi-chan please

don't hurt Veggie. "

" I have to say Chi-Chi, for an insignificant space-occupier, you're husband's sure nice to me! " Vegeta grinned,

taking the spoon out of his mouth that Goku still had his hand on, " A little weird, but nice. "

" Goku, " Chi-Chi said calmly, " What's the OUJI doing here? " she went on a quick rage at the word ouji, then calmed

back down to normal for the remainder of the sentence.

" I took Veggie out to spar but he was pooped from before because SOMEBODY went a-picking the apples of knowledge and

memory from the tree of Veggie's brain so he got tired halfway through the sparring match and I had to bring him back here to

get better. " Goku explained, ever-so-slightly bitter.

" Very well. I can understand that. " Chi-Chi nodded, still glaring at them, " And how did "kha-kee" show up again? "

she folded her arms.

" It's not spelled the way it sounds, Chi-chan. It's spelled K-a-k-a-y. " Goku corrected her.

" ... "

" ... "

" Goku go put the soup bowl and spoon in the dishwasher. " she said bluntly.

" But Chi-chan!! " he whined.

" GO! "

" But I can't leave you here alone with my lil Veggie you'll hurt him even more and I love Veggie just as much as he

forgets that he loves ME. "

" I'm NOT gonna HURT HIM, Goku! Now go put the bowl away. " Chi-Chi ordered. Goku sighed and went back inside,

watching a confused Vegeta out of the corner of his eye as he left.

" It's not fair! I hate being ordered around! If Veggie had his memory back I know what he'd say to Chi-chan, he'd

say: "You can't just send Kakay in there to do YOUR chores, Onna. It's not very nice to order him around like that. If Kakay

lived with ME, I wouldn't order him around, would I Kakay?". " Goku mimicked, " And then Veggie'd give me that big warm

smile he uses whenever he's defending me and it looks so cute on him. " the saiyajin said, putting the bowl and spoon in the

dishwasher, " It's so chilly outside, I should get little Veggie a blanket for his trip home. I'm pretty sure that's where

Chi-chan's sending him. " he frowned momentarily, going upstairs and dragging the top blanket off his bed and back to the

kitchen when Goku noticed a notepad and pen on the kitchen table. The large saiyajin stared at it for a moment, then grinned

as an idea popped in his head, " HEE~~~ "

" Ouji, Goku hasn't done any, say, odd while you were with him, did he? " Chi-Chi asked Vegeta curiously. The ouji

sat back in his spot on the swinging bench.

" Not really. Kakarrotto--that's what Bulma and Goku said his saiyajin name is--got a little, err, overdramatic

sometimes, if that's what you mean. " Vegeta replied.

" Oh that's nothing, Vegeta. It's perfectly normal. Goku's emotional around everyone, you're not special in the least

to him just like he's not special to you. "

" He---can go go ssj3. " Vegeta spoke up after a pause, then grinned excitedly at her, " I've NEVER seen anyone other

than Gotenks go ssj3!! It's amazing! " he mused, " I HAVE to learn how to get to that level. " the ouji nodded determindly,

" Kakarrotto seems like the right person to explain how to achieve that sort of power to me. After all he blasted me through

8 gigantic trees back there during our spar. " he pointed off to the forest behind them. Chi-Chi sweatdropped to see 8 of the

largest and tallest trees now had Vegeta-shaped holes through them. She let out a snicker.

" I should take a picture of that. "

" Hmm? " Vegeta glanced over at her, confused.

" Oh, nothing! " Chi-Chi brushed it off, laughing nervously.

" By the way, did you make that soup Kakarrotto was feeding me, it was great! " the ouji said pleasantly.

" Aww, thanks Ouji! You're actually better at baked goods than I am; course I would've never told you before because

it would've bolstered your ego and you would've used it for evil means to undermine my Go-chan's brain into thinking that if

you make better baked goods then you'd be a better person for him to live with. " her hands shook in rage momentarily, then

perked up, " But now that you don't remember nor care about anything conserning Goku I'm oh-kay with not attempting your

demise anymore! " she said cheerfully.

Vegeta looked down at his slightly tomato-stained gloves and smirked, " Wanna start trading recipes again? "

" Sure! " Chi-Chi got up and turned around only to bump into Goku who was carring a large blanket and a little folded

up paper with sticky-note stickyness at the top, " Go-chan what are you doing with your blanket? "

" I'm gonna give it to little Veggie for his chilly trip home! " Goku said, proud of himself. He patted Vegeta on the

back with the hand holding the stickynote, causing it to stick to the back of the ouji's tank-top.

Goku wrapped the thick blanket around Vegeta's neck, " Here you go little Veggie, all nice and warm for the trip. "

he pressed his finger lightly onto the tip of Vegeta's nose, " I wouldn't want my favorite little buddy of all-time to freeze

his little body to death now would I? " the large saiyajin said sweetly.

" N--no. You, you wouldn't. " Vegeta shook his head, glowing bright red and disoriented. He floated upward.

" Take care of yourself little Veggie! I'll see you soon I promise!! " Goku cheered. Vegeta blasted off after feeling

his face heat up even more.

Chi-Chi sighed, " So much for the stupid cookie recipe. " she shrugged, then went back inside.

" Do you think--do you think little Veggie's gonna be oh-kay, Chi-chan? " Goku asked while staring up at the

direction Vegeta had flown off in, worried.

" Ugh! " Chi-Chi groaned, " He'll be just fine, Goku. I'm sure of it. " she said, " He actually seems eons more sane

than he was this morning. "

Goku looked over at her incrediously, " ...HA! " he spat, then went back inside. Chi-Chi twitched.

" Why do I even bother? "

/dl

.

" URG!!! " Vegeta grunted, scratching his back again as he flew, " Baka itch!! " he scratched harder, reaching

underneath his blanket only to pull out a fairly-sized piece of folded up yellow paper. The saiyajin blinked in surpise, then

opened it up, and read it,

"Dear my little Veggie,

who is oh-so small

of all of my friends

I luv u most of all

/dl

because when everyone leaves

or goes out of town

I know that you

will always be around

/dl

and when the others get old

and Chi-chan goes senile

me-n-Veggie's old-aging

will still take a-while

/dl

I luv u little Veggie

you're sweet to the core

so why can't I come over

and play with you some more?

/dl

-luv & fishies, 'Kakay' :)"

" ... " the ouji stared at the paper with his face bright red again.

" Vegeta! HEY VEGETA!! " Bulma shouted from the front lawn as she watched the ouji continue to fly until he

accidentally smacked into the side of the Capsule Corp building, then let out yelp as he managed to temporarily tear his eyes

off the paper. He embarassingly landed and hugged the paper tightly; walking past Bulma to inside the house. She stood there,

utterly confused.

" Vegeta are you feeling alright? "

" I, feel fine. " Vegeta choked out, staring at the note, " Just feel a little warm inside, that's all. "

Bulma sighed, " Here, let me take your tempeture. "

" No, it's oh-kay. Really. " the saiyajin nodded, " I, I have to go up to my room now. I have something to think

out. "

" Urm, alright then. " she said, watching him leave up the stairs, " God, I gotta get cracking on that add-on to the

brain-freezer.........hey is that Goku's blanket? "

/dl

.

" ...dear God, " Vegeta mumbled as he breathed quickly while laying on his back on his bed in his room. The little

note sitting peppily ontop of his stomach while the ouji stared up at the ceiling, " Kakay-chan........ " the small saiyajin

trailed off, then suddenly sat up, shaking the fuzzyness out of his brain, " I can't just sit around mumbling like that in

some kind of dreamy-stupor! I am the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji! Ruler of the planet Bejito-sei, and, and Kakarrotto

too! I have to think up some clever plot as a means of showing that large, unusually kind-towards-me, peasant that I have

gotten his note and wish to reply without seeming demanding or needy. " he rubbed his chin in deep throught, " Of course I

can't trust anyone down there, and I'm certainly not delivering a reply to that particular type of poem personally, SO-- "

the ouji bounced off his bed and onto his feet, " SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK!! " Vegeta shouted loud, but not loud enough to

be heard downstairs. The ouji spat out 2 chibinized-looking ghosts of himself, " You two are gonna do it for me! Bwahaha! "

he laughed evilly, then pointed to one at a time, " Ghost #1, you are to deliver my reply note to Kakarrotto while you, Ghost

#2 are to play the trumpet to announce it's arrival! " he ordered, pacing back and forth. The ghosts nodded.

" You got it Vegeta-san! " Ghost #1 saluted him.

" NOW, before you both fly off to Kakarrotto's I want to warn you, well, it's only a partial warning because I know

very little about our mysterious peasant friend, *cough*, " the ouji blushed lightly, then shook it off, " Just, do something

cute on your arrival. I think Kakarrotto likes that. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together menacingly.

" Ooh! I got one! " Ghost #2 said, then put his finger in his mouth and blew until suddenly two stubby little feet

with chubby legs popped out inplace of his squiggly tail that signalled what would've been the lower-half of his body. He

grunted a bit and popped out a pair fairly-sized out of his back and grinned, " Haha! Now we're angels! "

Ghost #1 laughed, then did the same, " There how's that? " he asked happily.

" Perfect. " Vegeta snickered, " Now GO! Off to Kakarrotto's house with you! " he pointed out the window. The ghosts

stood there, confused.

" Umm, Vegeta-san? "

" What? "

" Which, direction is Kakarrotto's house in? " he asked, embarassed.

Vegeta fell over, twitching, " HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! It's the direction I just came from! Just look for the

insanely high ki power, that should be Kakarrotto. " Vegeta folded his arms.

" Oh-kay! " they chirped, then flew off.

Vegeta smirked, " Ah, this is going to be GRAND... " he then paled, " I hope. "

/dl

.

" Ah, a wonderful meal with my wonderful family! Isn't this just wonderful! " Chi-Chi said, still floating on cloud 9

The other family members sat at the kitchen table with the exception of Hiyah Dragon who had smelled the submarine

sandwiches and was currently trying to stretch his head through the window far enough to reach the one on the unsuspecting

Goten's plate.

" You're just happy because you zapped Vegeta's brain into silly-putty! " Gohan exclaimed.

" So? " she blinked.

" SO! You're finding pleasure from causing one of Toussan's friends immense mental pain which he's probably going to

need YEARS of psychiatric help to recover from! You're HAPPY because somebody is SUFFERING! "

Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " I don't follow you. "

" That's something VEGETA would do!! " Gohan finished. Chi-Chi paled.

" Umm.......................back to my wonderful cooking! " she chirped, changing the subject and going back to

mixing her soup. Gohan sweatdropped.

" *knock*knock*knock*! "

" I'LL GET IT! " Goku said happily, bouncing out of his chair and opening the door to see two chubby chibi-ish little

Vegeta-ghosts with wings hovering at doorknob-height smiling at him. Goku's eyes widened into two huge sparkily blobs while

a small rubberband in his mind suddenly snapped in two with delight.

" Doo doodoodoodoo doo doodoodoodoodoo DOOOOOOOOOOOO!! " Vegeta-ghost #2 played his little trumpet.

" Greetings Kakarrotto-san! " Vegeta-ghost #1 said in a little voice, " We are here on behalf of the great and

powerful saiyajin no ouji of Bejito-sei, Vegeta Oujisama to deliver a reply to the mushy little note you stuck to his back! "

" Can I hug you? " Goku said, not really paying attention but rather gazing in awe at the short little creations.

" Since our Ouji-sama has been practicing we are more stable thank Gotenks's ghosts but no your hugs would probably

kill us both. " #1 pointed between himself and #2.

" Aww.... " Goku pouted.

" *ahem*! I shall now read the nervously written poem our ruler has asked me to read for you! " #1 cleared his throat

" "My dear sweet warm Kakay

you make brain wacky

but in the poem department

I sure has heck do lacky

/dl

thank you for the note

I really don't mind

infact I would like it

if you stopped by sometime

/dl

If there is anything with me

that you'd like to do

here is my phone number

for you to call to". " the Vegeta-ghost recited, then grinned and handed him the note, " THE END! "

" Awwwwwww, that's so KAWAII!! " Goku grabbed the paper, " Sure it's not how little Veggie's writing style USUALLY

looks BECAUSE SOMEBODY ZAPPED HIS BRAIN INTO JELLO-- " he shouted back at the kitchen. Chi-Chi, now at the table with the

boys, slammed her head down on the table in annoyance, " ---but it's still very cute! And-it-means-Veggie-still-luvs-me! HEAR

THAT CHI-CHAN! VEGGIE STILL LUVS ME!!! " the large saiyajin squealed.

" Stupid Ouji. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " Wait.....how can he? "

" Here you go, you can have some of my sandwich! " Goku said cheerfully. Chi-Chi did a double-take to see he was now

magically back at the table with the two Vegeta-ghosts each sitting in their own chairs beside him.

" ...AHH!!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, getting up and pointing at them, " AHH!! AHH!! " she moved her arm from pointing to

one Vegeta-ghost to the other.

" Hi Chi-chan did you meet the little Veggie-angel-ghosts yet? " Goku said, introducing them, " This is Veggie-ghost

1 and this is Veggie-ghost 2! Remember the last and first time Veggie did showed us Trunks taught him his super-ghost attack

and you had to fight 12 of these lil guys when you were BLIND! " he grinned, " And you almost won too! "

" Oh my God, THAT'S what they look like?! " she gawked.

" Well, minus the actually-formed bottom halfs and the fluffy wings, yeah! " Goku said as the ghosts happily ate some

of the sandwich, which, being that they were paritally transparent, appeared visible in their stomachs after they swallowed

it.

" Ech! " Chi-Chi turned a pale green, " They're both so disgustingly-- "

" --CUTE! " Goku gave one a light hug.

" AHH TOUSSAN NO!! " Gohan yelped, then paused when the ghost didn't blow up.

" You have to squeeze really really hard for US to blow up! " ghost #2 said while Goku hugged him, " Ouji-sama made

us both much stronger than normal! "

" ~*I'll luv u both forever*~! the large saiyajin mused, swinging the Vegeta-ghost back and forth while sighing

dreamily, " Just like compact-sized Veggies~~ if there WERE such a thing, anyway. "

" OHHH!!! *SLAM*!! "

" EEEK! " ghost 2 squeaked out, latching onto Goku's neck and staring in terror at Chi-Chi's mallet which had just

missed him by a few inches.

" CHI-CHAN! " Goku gasped, insulted, " How COULD you! "

" THEY CAME OUT OF THE OUJI'S BODY, GOKU!!! " she screamed, sickened.

" *sniffle* But that is no reason to KILL them! First you erase little Veggie's memories about me and then you try to

kill his little Veggie-angel-ghosts and, and, why are you being so mean to them!! They never hurt you!! " Goku was on the

verge of tears.

Chi-Chi frowned, stammering, " I--I--you see I-- "

" You are so lucky that Veggie's starting to luv me again that I am just gonna go write him a reply message right now

and bring it to him myself! COME ON GHOST-VEGGIES! " he snapped, then stomped off in a pout.

The two Vegeta-ghosts looked at Chi-Chi with paranoia, then zipped out of the house after Goku.

Chi-Chi's shoulders fell down in a shock, " Dear God, I can't believe it.... "

" That Toussan's starting to stand up to you without Vegeta around to be the standing-up person, or the fact that

those two 'kamikaze Vegeta-ghosts' are following him around now? " Gohan asked in surprise.

" No.....the Ouji's starting to LIKE Go-chan again!! " Chi-Chi shivered, " But that's not possible! I erased his mind

of all "Kaka-activity". HOW CAN HE START TO BECOME OBSESSED WITH MY GOKU ALL OVER AGAIN!!! "

" Vegeta would say it was destiny-- " Gohan thought outloud, then laughed nervously at the death-glare Chi-Chi was

sending him, " But we all know it's a fluke, right? Hahaha! "

" I don't CARE what it is! I HAVE to stop this before it starts AGAIN! It's just a matter of time before that Ouji

whips out that servant-maid uniform and starts smooth-talking my baby again! " Chi-Chi grabbed her bazooka out of the closet

and dusted it off.

" Haven't seen that in a while. " Gohan sweatdropped at the weapon.

" COMEON GOHAN!! " she snapped, then went outside and shouted upward, " KINTO'UN!!! "

The little yellow cloud came zipping down.

" Heehee, this'll get me there quicker. " Chi-Chi grinned, then boasted to her sons, " You know when I was a little

girl I was the only one other than Goku who could fly on this thing without falling---*BOOF*---through. " she ended on a dry

note, falling straight through the cloud, " HEY!! What's YOUR problem!! I thought I was pure of heart TOO! "

" Maybe Kinto'un thinks you're unworthy because you're plotting to kill Vegeta again. " Gohan offered.

" FINE. Gohan YOU fly me there. " she grabbed onto his back. Gohan sweatdropped. Chi-Chi snorted at the cloud,

" Stupid cloud, stupid Ouji. "

" Hahaha! It likes ME though, Kaasan! " Goten giggled while bouncing up and down on the cloud only to recive a glare.

Kinto'un rose up around him a bit for defense, then waited until Gohan flew off with Chi-Chi before it followed with Goten.

/dl

.

" *RINGRINGRING* *RINGRINGRING*!! "

" He--hello? " Vegeta picked up the phone while looking over what he was now wearing in the mirror in his room.

" LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku's voice exclaimed ecstatically over the phone.

The ouji's face flushed, " Hi...Ka--Kakay. " he stammered out.

Goku held his phone out and examined it, confused. He held it back up to his ear, " Veh-gee? Why are you talking all

funny? Aren't you happy to hear from me? " he frowned sadly.

" NO! IMVERYHAPPYTOHEARFROMYOUKAKAY!!! " the ouji shot out, his face now a bright red.

" Aw, that's nice little buddy! " Goku chirped, " Say Veggie, how would you like to go have a picnic huh? It's real

nice-n-warm where your house is and the Veggie-ghosts'll watch your room for you.

Vegeta perked up, " I'd love to!! I mean--I---I would enjoy going on a picnic with you my sweet little enigma. "

" ... " Goku blinked, " Veggie what's an enigma? "

" It's a--a puzzle. You know, someone mysterious who you don't know barely a thing about yet is strangely intreguing

to you. " the smaller saiyajin explained.

Goku thought for a moment, " Oh-kay! " he grinned, then started to laugh, " You know little Veggie if you had your

memories back that'd be the farthest from the truth ya know? We can practically read each others' minds! "

" ...huh? " Vegeta said, confused.

" It's nothin, Veggie. Me-n-the-Veggie-ghosts'll be there in less than 10 minutes! It'll be nice-n-warm-n-sunny

outside so make sure you wear somethin comfy. "

" I am. " the ouji said smoothly.

" WOW you're fast Veggie! " Goku said happily, not getting it. Vegeta sweatdropped, " I'll see you then, little

Veggie 'o mine! Bye-bye! " he said, then hung up.

" Heeheehee, Kakay thinks I'm 'his'. " the little ouji giggled, then slapped himself and looked down at his attire,

" You know somewhere in the deep recesses of my brain I find something about this situation to be a little twisted and

wrong...BUT THAT'S NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE! BWAHAHAHA!! "

/dl

.

" Sweet cheesebread I had no idea what a nut-job Vegeta is. " Bulma muttered in shock as she and Mirai ran through

some of the ouji's memories in the machine onto a projector to watch.

" Very...uh, insightful. " Mirai added, equally as shocked as his mother from the alternate timeline, " But we should

get back to building the filter. "

" Hey!! I didn't know he uses that giant plushie like a teddybear! " Bulma gawked, only paying attention to the

screen . She paled green several seconds later, " Eeew......... " Bulma's lower left eyelid twitched, " Mirai, remind me to

throw 'Kaka-chan' in the washer when I get the chance, oh-kay? "

" We're gonna need to do more than just put that life-sized Son-san plushie in the washing machine, Kaasan. " Mirai

felt like throwing up.

" OH! Don't blow chunks here, Mirai! Trash can! Take--take the trashcan! " Bulma head the small gray trashcan out to

her son, who grabbed it and promptly threw up. She patted him on the back, " My poor Trunks-kun. You have your Mommy's

easily-nauseated stomach, don't you? "

" Well it's better than Toussan's judging from some of these clips. I knew he could eat a lot but---man... " Mirai

shook his head and wiped the remaining barf off his mouth with the lab-coat sleeve, " How IS Toussan doing up there anyway?

I felt his ki come back here a while ago. "

" I don't know, and with the amount of stress THIS part is taking to build I'd prefer NOT knowing. " she nodded.

Mirai paused for a moment, " Son-san's on his way too. "

" Oh jeez, I hope Goku hasn't done TOO MUCH harm to Vegeta's personality. If he does too much our little ouji is

going to be one confused saiyajin once he gets back to normal. " she sighed.

" That bad huh? " Mirai sweatdropped.

" *knock*knock*knock*! BULMA! MIRAI! " Vegeta's voice shouted from up the lab stairs and behind the door. Bulma got

up and went to the top of the stairs to open the door. What she saw nearly gave her heart attack.

" So? How do I look? " the ouji smirked. There stood Vegeta in his bare feet wearing a light blue sundress with

daises in his hair.

" That bad. " Mirai broke the silence with an even larger sweatdrop on his head

" AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Bulma laughed, pointing at the now-confused ouji, " Oh dear--HAHAHAHA! Oh, oh,

what's the matter Vegeta, I thought you wanted GOKU to be the oujo, not the other way around? HAHAHAHAHA! I should be taking

pictures! "

" Kaasan, his memory-- " Mirai whispered, pointing to his head as a reminder.

" OH. Yeah. " she said, then turned back to Vegeta but couldn't help but stiffle giggles at how ridiculous it looked

on the little ouji, " So, *snicker* Vegeta, planning on going somewhere all dressed up like this? "

The small saiyajin looked shyly at the ground while fiddling with his sundress in embarassment, " I--I'm going on a

picnic. " a little smile appeared on Vegeta's face.

" A, picnic? " Bulma gawked, " Why would you be going to, I mean, who would invite, WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT HAVE YOU

GONE INSANE?! "

" Kakay said to wear something comfortable. " the ouji twiddled his thumbs innocently.

" That's it. We're putting you in the chair before you do anything to degrade yourself infront of Goku any further. "

Bulma said, annoyed. She grabbed him by the collar and dragged him towards the chair.

" Bu--but Kaasan we're not finished working on it yet! " Mirai exclaimed, " We could fry Toussan's ENTIRE BRAIN with

that thing! "

Bulma groaned, " I don't CARE! He's much worse now than he was before! At least when Goku was the one with the oujo

outfits on it was FUNNY. With Vegeta it's, it's WRONG! "

" Aw, you're jealous, huh? " the ouji grinned widely at her.

Bulma sputtered, " Wha--what!? "

" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG!!!* "

" KAKAY!! " the little ouji squealed, then teleported out of Bulma's grasp. She twitched and hung her head.

" Mirai tell me he did not just unknowingly switch the "almighty one" and "mushy peasant" titles around on himself by

accident? "

" ... " Mirai stood there for a moment, " Um, I'm, gonna go back to work on the machine now... "

" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG!!!* " the doorbell rang as if it were preparing to implode in on itself.

" Com-ing! " Vegeta said sweetly, then unlocked the door, " You can come in now. "

" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG!!!* "

" ...You can come in now! "

" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG!!!* "

" KAKARROTTO YOU BIG BAKAYARO I SHALL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP RINGING THAT INCESSANT DOORBELL AND ENTER THE STUPID

HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!! " Vegeta roared angrily out of the tiny twinge of his foggy memory. Instantly realizing what he had

done the ouji slapped his hands over his mouth and paled, then zipped up to the top of the stairs and peered down over it.

Goku stared at the door from the outside, cocking his head in a confused manner. He grinned.

" ... "

" ... "

" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG!!!* "

" KUSO BAKAYARO!!!! " Vegeta screamed, sending a huge ki-blast at the door. Goku sweatdropped to see the door and his

be-love-ed doorbell incinerated. The ouji cleared his throat, " Hi Kakay~~ "

" HELLO LITTLE VEGGIE!! " Goku cheered as the ouji teleported down to him, " SO! You ready to go pic-a-nic it up! "

" Yup! " the smaller saiyajin nodded shyly, his cheeks turning bright red. Goku narrowed his eyes in confusion.

" ....hey Veggie, where'd you get the lil dress? And since when have you WORN them?! "

" Oh, this? I found it in a drawer in my room along with all these other odd clothes I've never seen before. " Vegeta

explained, " But the thing is they were all at least 3 sizes too big for me, so I just hemmed this one down. " he said

cheerfully.

Goku paled, " THREE sizes too big for you?......::That must've been part of something Veggie was making for ME!....

it'd look a lil creepy on me. Looks like a nightgown on Veggie though:: Oh well, I'm sure whatever it was doesn't matter

now! " he laughed nervously, " The point is me-n-Veggie are going on a pic-nic and we are going to have fun, Veggie wearing

homemade cutesy outfits originally intended for me or not! " Goku nodded determindly, then grabbed Vegeta by the wrist,

" Come on Veggie! Let's go! "

" *BANG*! *BANG*BA-BANG*BANG*BANG!! " the sound of gunfire came from above them and would've obliterated the front

door had Vegeta not already done so a few minutes ago.

" OUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi shouted in a war-cry while floating in the air. Gohan, tired from carrying

her all the way had fallen onto a treebranch.

" Jeez mom, you're heavier than my schoolbooks! " Gohan groaned, his arms in pain.

" WHAT WAS THAT!? " she snapped at him, her bazooka making a clicking noise.

" NOTHING! Nothing at all! Hahahahaha! " Gohan laughed nervously.

Chi-Chi turned back to the two very confused saiyajins and floated down until she reached the floor, " ALRIGHT OUJI!

YOU EITHER MARCH RIGHT BACK INSIDE THAT HOUSE RIGHT NOW OR I BLOW THAT---what the heck are you wearing ANYWAY?! " she had

to do a doubletake.

" It's a sundress. " the ouji smiled, " I made it for my special picnic with Kakay. " he beamed proudly.

" *snicker* Haha, hahaha. MUWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! " Chi-Chi laughed loudly, pointing at

a once-again confused Vegeta, " Oh my--hahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE OUJI IN A "SUNDRESS" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A LITTLE BLUE

SUNDRESS!! Heeheeehee!---Gohan grab my camera! " she ordered.

" But you only said to bring the extra bullets for the bazooka. You never said anything about the camera, Kaasan. "

" Well that's because I was only planning on destroying the Ouji's body, not his mental state as well! " Chi-Chi

snapped, then smirked, " Of course Goku's done a lovely job of messing THAT particular aspect of the Ouji already, BUT YOU

SHOULD'VE HAD IT ONHAND ANYWAY!! "

Gohan sweatdropped.

" Chi-Chi what are you talking about? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.

" WHAT AM I _TALKING_ABOUT_?! DID THAT MACHINE WIPE OUT YOUR COMMON SENSE TOO!! No, wait, you're the Ouji. You never

had any to begin with. " she said mockingly. Vegeta narrowed his eyes at her, " SO, you planning on buying some curtains

with Go-chan while you're out on your "picnic" too? "

The ouji glared at her and threw the flowers in his hair to the ground, " You have crossed me, woman---onna, and for

that you shall PAY. " he snarled overdramatically, then stomped back towards the stairs.

" Oh dear God he's calling me "Onna" again! " Chi-Chi paled.

" If you had just grabbed Toussan and left WITHOUT insulting Vegeta. Then he wouldn't have gotten mad at you. " Gohan

spoke up only to have Chi-Chi send a death-glare at him. He gulped. She glanced down at the two Veggie-ghosts, who were

currently standing next to Goku. Chi-Chi snorted at them, causing both ghosts to instantly attach to either of Goku's legs

in fear.

" Kakarrotto-san! " Veggie-ghost #1 whimpered nervously.

" Little Veggie where are you going? Don't you wanna come a pic-a-nicing anymore? " Goku said sadly.

" Not now Kakarrotto. I have more IMPORTANT things to address, like TOSSING MY WRATH UPON THOSE EARTHLINGS THAT MOCK

ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!! " Vegeta whipped around and pointing at an increasingly de'ja vu-ed Chi-Chi,

" YOU SHALL DIE MOST PAINFULLY, ONNA!!! "

" Vegeta! There you are! " Bulma stuck her head out of the nearby lab door which had thick gray smoke trailing out of

it, " I need you to come downstairs to the lab RIGHT AWAY. I have something, err, important to show you. Haha, yeah. " she

laughed nervously, " Haha, hahahahahaha, " Bulma was starting to once again re-notice the ouji's attire, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! OH VEGETA IN A SUNDRESS! THAT'S SO FUNNY! "

" FINE! " Vegeta shouted angrily, " You all think this baka dress is so funny then you can HAVE IT! " he flung it to

the ground and folded his arms in annoyance.

" Oh my goodness.... " Goku's eyes widened in shock.

" ...he's huge! " Chi-Chi gawked, " QUICK! GOKU! COVER YOUR EYES!! " she yelped, slapping Goku's own hands over his

eyes.

" The reason for the extra "P" rating has been revealed, Chi-chan. " Goku squeaked out.

" Yeah, that's not the only thing that's been revealed. " Bulma grinned sneakily.

" Well I'm not the saiyajin no Ouji for NOTHING ya know. " Vegeta smirked.

" URG!! " Chi-Chi cried out in anger and embarassment, covering her eyes with her hand and pointing at Vegeta with

the other hand in his general direction, " YOU LITTLE SICKO!!! HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT CREEPY DRESS WITHOUT ANY UNDERPANTS

ON!! "

" Well, Kakay SAID to be comfortable. And I happened to be comfortable without them today. " Vegeta shrugged it off,

grinning from ear to ear.

" EVIL LITTLE OUJI!!! I'LL BLAST ALL YOUR BODYPARTS OFF RIGHT NOW!! " Chi-Chi aimed her bazooka with her free hand in

the direction the sound of Vegeta's voice had come from.

" I don't think Kakay'd be to happy with that, you know. Right, Kakay? " Vegeta said sneakily.

" AARRG!! " Chi-Chi screamed, shooting off the bazooka. Vegeta yelped as he ran up the remainder of the stairs while

Chi-Chi fired dozens of bullet-holes into the steps. Vegeta ran down the hallway and skidded to halt just past his room

before dashing inside and locking the door. Chi-Chi peeled her hand off her face and reloaded the bazooka, " How DARE he

flash us like that!!! "

" Heeheehee, hey Chi-chan? I know one part of little Veggie that isn't so little. " Goku squeaked out again, having

half-lost his voice.

" YOU SHUDDUP!!! " Chi-Chi snapped. The large saiyajin gulped, taking his hands off his eyes, " YOU'RE NOT TO DARE

MENTION HAVING SEEING THOSE UNMENTIONABLES EVER AGAIN!!! "

" Yes Chi-chan! " Goku nodded as if he were a soldier in a platoon.

" GOOD. It's nice to see you finally starting to listen to me again. " she said.

" You--you SHOT my STAIRS!! " Bulma gawked, then turned to the couple, " ARE YOU INSANE!!! YOU JUST SHOT A WHOLE

PACKAGE OF BULLETS THROUGH MY STAIRS!!! "

" Bulma's right Chi-chan, you DID shoot her stairs. " Goku pointed out, still covering his eyes.

" THE OUJI DIDN'T HAVE THOSE STUPID BOXERS OF HIS ON!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO JUST STAND HERE AND LET HIM FLASH US

ALL!!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.

" But Chi-chan I waddle around the house nakee all the time and nobody ever says anythi-- "

" --THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE BEFORE ANY OF US EVEN MET YOU!!! " she screamed, " One of the few GOOD

things about the Ouji is that at least he never rips off his stupid Ouji-clothes around everyone else the way you do with

your clothes!! "

" Maybe Veggie doesn't do that on a normal basis because he wants to show me that saiyajins are to respect each

other's privacy and now that Veggie had me zapped off his mind THANKS TO YOU, it does not matter WHAT he wears or does not

wear. " Goku thought outloud.

" Wow Goku, that's really deep... " Chi-Chi said, impressed, " ...BUT I'M STILL GONNA BLOW A GIANT HOLE THROUGH HIS

BELLY FOR TRYING TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM ME EVEN AFTER I ERASED ALL HIS URGES TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM ME!!! " she cocked her

bazooka.

" No, you erased all of Vegeta's REASONS for 'stealing' Goku. You can't erase someone's urges. " Bulma explained,

then thought intreguingly, " Or CAN you...... "

" *click*click*! " Chi-Chi turned her gun towards the scientist.

" Uhh, I'll be headed back to the lab now bye! " Bulma quickly rattled off, then ducked back inside while Chi-Chi

grabbed Goku and dragged him outside. Bulma peeked out of the door nervously, then felt a tug on her leg and looked down to

see the two Veggie-ghosts staring up at her.

" Do you know where we could find a bathroom around here? " ghost #1 asked.

" Yeah we drank too much soup-n-now we gotta potty. " ghost 2 added.

" Down the hall, to your right. " Bulma said, then did a double-take as she shockingly watched the two Veggie-like

ghosts waddle off, " ....Kami could it get any weirder.. "

/dl

.

" I CAN'T _BELIEVE_ YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE THAT OUJI OUT IN PUBLIC WHILE HE WAS WEARING THAT RIDICULOUS

OUTFIT WITHOUT ANY UNDERWEAR UNDERNEATH IT!! " Chi-Chi exploded, ranting while pacing around a nervous Goku in a circle,

" WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU _THINKING_!? No, on second thought, I don't want to KNOW what you were thinking because if I DID

then I would most likely have a heart-attack on the SPOT! "

" Veggie was proud of his lil outfit Chi-chan, he made it just for our picnic. " Goku whimpered, " Besides I had no

idea Veggie didn't have anything on underneath it, you really couldn't tell from looking at it. What would I care anyway? "

" You BETTER CARE! " she stopped pacing and shook her finger at him, " With his brain fried like that the Ouji

doesn't know any better when he's around you! You have to be extra careful from now on! "

" But, Veggie wasn't trying to hurt me. " the large saiyajin frowned, " He seemed so happy to see me and I like it

when Veggie's happy. And--and I don't have to be extra careful anyway because Veggie would never try to do anything bad to me

. He cares to much to hurt me. It's YOUR FAULT that his brain is fried Chi-chan so don't blame it on me! " Goku folded his

arms and narrowed his eyes at her accusingly while they started to water.

" ... " Chi-Chi sighed, " Go-chan. I'm sorry. " she patted him on the back, " Hey, are you still hungry? We can go

have lunch at the resturant a couple blocks downtown from here. You know, the one that serves those little hotdogs in the

cressent rolls you like so much. " Chi-Chi said comfortingly.

Goku perked up slightly, sniffling, " With the ketchup squirty bottles? "

" Mmm-hmm :) "

" OH-KAY! " he chirped, turning around. Chi-Chi smiled, " Can, can Veggie come? " Goku asked, wide-eyed.

" NO. " Chi-Chi said bluntly.

" Aww... " Goku pouted, waddling off after her, " But I--I can still have my little hotdogs on the fancy rolls,

right? "

" Of course you can. " Chi-Chi said, heading down the sidewalk.

" YAY! "

" Yes, "yay" indeed.... " a pair of vengeful eyes peeked out of one of the upstairs windows in Capsule Corp as they

watched the couple walk off. Vegeta plopped himself on the floor and sat down indian-style on the floor, " I am seriously

beginning to dislike her. Infact I feel as though I have disliked her before which allows me to dislike her even more now! "

he snorted, " She insults my clothing and then steals Kakarrotto away! " the ouji's eyes narrowed, " Bulma's lucky she's my

parital-oujo or else I swear I would seek wrath upon her as well! " he clenched his fists. The ouji pondered for a bit when

a sudden idea popped into his head and a large smirk covered his face, " Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Of course..... " he got up and

began to get dressed, putting on his training outfit, " I shall follow Onna and Kakarrotto to this 'resturant' of theirs and

get Onna upset. THEN, when she goes to seek physical pain against my being I'll pretend to be in a much more excruciating

pain than I really am. Kakarrotto will get upset with Onna and leave the resturant with me; Onna left behind and looking

rather stupified. Hai! " he grinned while putting his little white gloves on, " Besides he's my peasant and I deserve him

much more than Onna does! " Vegeta pulled his right boot on, then stood up, done, " Ah, the look on her face once I she finds

she has been defeated by the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji will be more than worth it! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! "

he pumped one arm in the air.

" VEGETA? VEGETA ARE YOU ALRIGHT IN THERE? " Bulma's voice called from behind the door, " YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF

AGAIN? YOU OH-KAY? "

Vegeta sweatdropped, " DUhh...........I'M FINE, BULMA!!! " he snapped angrily.

" YOU _DID_ PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, RIGHT? "

Vegeta swung the door to his room open, " YES I PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON!! " he motioned to his navy blue training

uniform and snorted, " Sheesh! I think YOU of all people would be thrilled if I started walking around without them on. " he

said sarcastically.

" Urg! Veh--Vegeta! " Bulma sputtered, then calmed down, " Vegeta how would you like to come down to the lab and see

my latest invention! It's almost completely finished and I want you to see it on it's, urm, test run. " she gave him her best

smile.

" No time. " the ouji smirked as he walked down the stairs past her and grabbed his dark brown leather jacket off the

hat-rack, " I have a relationship to wreck. "

" But it'll just take a minute---a what?! " she did a double-take.

" Oh, it's nothing. You see on Bejito-sei we don't take to people insulting and stealing from the royal family very

well. Infact we usually torture and kill them. " Vegeta chuckled, " I believe I may actually do both for this little personal

insult. "

Bulma paled, " Vegeta, you're not going to actually "kill" Chi-Chi, are you? "

" Maybe. Why do you ask? " Vegeta said cooly as he reached for the door.

" Well--you---you can't! That's one of the unspoken rules with your relationship. She tries to kill you but you

always survive and chivalrously never attempt to kill her to prove to Goku that you're above her in morals and ethics and

stuff like that so he feels more drawn over to your side because of your non-killing-Chi-Chi policy. "

Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " What are you talking about? "

She bit her lip, " Vegeta I really shouldn't tell you this but Goku's already warped you fragile paritally-erased

mind enough so that it probably won't even matter but you see this morning you were down in the lab and Chi-Chi--- "

" --is going to pay DEARLY for insulting and degrading me infront of Kakarrotto as soon as I get down to that baka

resturant. " the ouji snickered, " Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. " he walked casually out the door.

" But Ve---Vegeta PLEASE just come down to the lab for a minute! This is VERY IMPORTANT!! "

" Whatever it is Bulma it can easily wait until after Onna's demise. Bye! " he waved while walking down the front

lawn with his back still to her. Bulma paled.

" Oh dear sweet beef what if he DOES try to kill Chi-Chi?! She's not strong enough to handle Vegeta attacking her!

she'll never survive and who KNOWS what kind of repercussions that'll have on Goku! OHHHHHhhhh... " Bulma shivered, " I

should call the resturant up, warn Goku and Chi-Chi ahead before Vegeta does something he's gonna regret once he gets his

memories back. " she reached for the phone, then froze, " ....but what's the resturant's NAME?! "

/dl

.

" Ahh, here we are! "Food for Thought"! " Chi-Chi said happily as she and Goku stood infront of the resturant. Goku

happily licking his chops at the smell of the rich foods inside.

" Little hotdogs here I come! " Goku grinned, walking inside. The two sat down in a booth next to the window.

" Hello, welcome to 'Food for Thought', I'm your waiter, Walter. Is there anything you two would like to start off

before the main menu? " the waiter asked politely.

" I think I'll have some of the breaded mozzarella sticks in pasta sauce. " Chi-Chi said while pointing to it on the

menu.

" I want 200 tiny hot dogs please!! " Goku chirped loudly, not even looking at his menu.

The waiter sweatdropped.

" I, haven't even asked you yet. "

" Aw, that's oh-kay. I knew what I wanted before I even came in. " Goku said happily, " OH! And, and can you wrap

them all up in those lil fancy rolls? You know, the soft puffy ones? " he grinned.

" Umm, sure, I'll, see what I can do. " the waiter said uneasily, taking the order and leaving into the kitchen.

" Goku you just reminded me why I don't take you out to eat anymore. " Chi-Chi said flatly, groaning.

" If it makes Chi-chan feel any better, I really missed Chi-chan's ponytail. It looks so nice! " he pointed to her

hair, which Chi-Chi had taken down from the bun and into a ponytail on their walk to the resturant.

" Why thank you Go-chan. I thought you would. "

" Mm. " Goku nodded cheerfully, " Chi-chan's ponytail is so pretty! "

" Aww. " she said, touched.

Goku took a deep breath only to pause halfway through it and suddenly pin his nose to the glass window, sniffing

urgently. Chi-Chi's eyes bugged out of her head.

" Goku what are you doing?! " she gawked.

" I smell, *sniff*sniff* I smell, *sniff*, mmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmhmmhmmhmmm, " a big dopey grin covered his face, " I smell

Veh-gee~~ " Goku said in a dazed, sluggish tone, " Heehee, Veh-gee~~..... "

Chi-Chi paled, ::Oh God, not NOW!!:: she looked out the window only to see nothing. Chi-Chi let out a sigh of relief,

" Thank goodness. "

" It smells like *sniff*sniff* marshmellows, Chi-chan..... " Goku trailed off, his nose still smushed against the

windowpane.

Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed. She grabbed him by the collar and pulled his face off of the window, " CUT THAT OUT! " she

shook her fist at him, " You want everyone else in the resturant to think you have a mental injury!? "

Goku pointed to the spot he had hit his head on as a baby, " But Chi-chan--- "

" --NOT _THAT_ ONE! Your--your THING about the Ouji! " she exclaimed.

" Oh I luv Veggie, Chi-chan. " Goku smiled warmly, letting out a few embarassed giggles.

Chi-Chi froze, " Don't SAY THAT here! Infact, don't say it all!!! " she whispered loudly.

" Your appetizers. " the waiter set down Chi-Chi's mozzarella sticks while four other waiters and waitresses brought

out the biggest plate in the resturant which contained 200 little hot dogs. Goku squealed with delight.

" MY TINY HOT DOGS!!! " his eyes went all gooey; temporarily forgetting about the ouji. Drool dribbled out of his

mouth as the plate was set down before him, " Heeheeheeheeeee~~~ oh I luv tiny hot dogs, Chi-chan! "

" Better. " Chi-Chi nodded as if he were correcting his previous statement.

" BEST! " Goku chirped, then dug into the hotdogs as if they were the last food on the entire planet. The waiters and

waitresses gawked in amazement while Chi-Chi went to eating one of her mozzarella sticks; having seen Goku eat before she was

more than accustomed to watching the saiyajin way of eating.

" *munch*munch*munch*munch* Mmmm! MORE LITTLE HOTDOGS PLEASE!! " Goku cheered, having finished all 200 tiny hotdogs

in under 3 minutes. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

" Um, Go-chan I don't think I brought THAT MUCH mon-- "

" --here you are sir! " the waiters and waiteresses pleasantly plopped another dish full of them infront of Goku.

" Just imagine the size of the tip we're going to get! " one of the waiteresses whispered to the others.

" *munch*munch*munch*munch*munch*munch*munch*munch*!! " Goku continued to scarf down food.

" Oh boy. " Chi-Chi twitched, " Goku wouldn't you rather wait at least until the main course? "

" But Chi-chan, *munch*munch*, it's so yummy! And besides I'll still have plenty of room for the main course. " he

happily shrugged it off.

" I'm so glad you like them, Kakarrotto. " a deeper voice said from beside Goku. The saiyajin blinked and looked to

his right to see Vegeta casually sitting next to him with his arms behind his head and leaning against the back of the seat.

" LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku squealed excitedly, hugging him, " Oh little Veggie I missed you! "

" I missed you too, Kakay. " the little ouji hugged on tightly while smirking evilly at Chi-Chi, who was on the verge

of either screaming in pure frustration or shoving one of her mozzarella sticks up Vegeta's backside.

" OOOOOOOUUUU..JIIIIIIIIIIII.... "

" You know Kakay, that's an awful lot of tiny hot dogs. I could pay some of my own money towards them so you don't

have to wash dishes you know. We can snack on them ~*together*~. Just you-n-me. Kakay-n-his ruler. " Vegeta snuggled closer,

causing the larger saiyajin to let out a parade of shy little giggles. Chi-Chi's face twisted in anger. The small saiyajin

started to rub the larger one's tummy, " Can Kakay give Veggie a little roll-covered hot-dog, hmm? "

" O--oh-kay lil-lil Veggie. " Goku smiled, taking one of the hotdogs and holding it to the ouji, who sat there

contently with his mouth wide open.

" Ahhhhhh... "

" Awww, I-get-to-feed-Veggie! " the larger saiyajin chirped, then plopped the appetizer into Vegeta's mouth. The ouji

chewed for a bit and swallowed, smirking.

" Now wasn't that tasty. " Vegeta looked up at Goku with a big satisfied smile on his face only to have a sudden,

hard blow to the right side of his head knocking the ouji off of Goku's lap and onto the floor, unconsious.

" HA! TAKE THAT, OUJI!! " Chi-Chi laughed victoriously as she was half-leaning-over the side of the table while

shaking the empty mozzarella bowl in the air while the remaining mozzarella sticks lay on a napkin nearby.

" Ah......ah........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAHWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHH!!!! " Goku screamed suddenly in pain, clutching his violently throbbing left ear. Chi-Chi looked over at him slowly

in shock.

" Go---chan? "

" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! " Goku bawled.

Chi-Chi looked at the bowl, then at the right side of the ouji's noggin she had hit and froze, " I hit his right ear.

The portaras they used... They're connected through those two ears, Goku FELT THAT TOO!!! " she backed up, shaking as she

slumped into the booth seats. Chi-Chi felt her eyes water at watching Goku holding his ear and still wailing terribly, " Ohhh

hh, I don't wanna be the villain anymore. "

" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHAHAHAHA-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "

/dl

.

" So you found them at "Food for Thought"? " Mirai said curiously to Bulma, who was standing infront of the living

room couch rubbing her temples.

She sighed, " They were all in horrible shape when I got there. Vegeta was unconsious, Goku was blindly screaming in

pain up at the ceiling, and Chi-Chi was crying her eyes out. " Bulma sat down on the couch, " This is all my fault! I should

have never have shown ANY OF THEM my invention. I was so BLINDED by my own EGO! " she sobbed overdramatically.

" Yes. Yes you were. " Mirai nodded.

" HEY! I SAID I ADMITTED IT I NEVER SAID TO AGREE WITH ME!! " Bulma snapped.

Mirai sweatdropped, " So, where are they now? " he said, eager to change the topic.

" Vegeta's still unconsious but I put him to bed in his room, I gave Goku asprin for the pain to this ear, whatever

that was caused by---so he's in the kitchen eating some pudding, and Chi-Chi's in one of the guest rooms in the worst

paranoiatic states I've ever seen her in! "

" Really that bad? " Mirai looked surprised.

" She's convinced she's lost 'her Goku' to 'the Ouji' and that it's all her fault. " Bulma sat back, " And what's the

worst part is she's too busy babbling mindlessly to herself that she won't even stop to explain to me WHY! "

" Heeheehee. " Goku's voice giggled lightly from the kitchen.

" Well he seems alright despite all of this. " Mirai blinked.

" Yah, it's really odd. Son-kun usually gets more emotional about these situations than Chi-Chi does. " Bulma said to

him, " He got better immensely once I gave him the asprin for his headache. "

" That is strange. For him I mean. " Mirai muttered.

/dl

.

" Heeheehee, I got a plan. " Goku giggled while finishing off his third chocolate pudding cup, " A plan to fix

Veggie and save the day. " he said, then got up. The large saiyajin peeked around the corner to see Bulma and Mirai were

still talking; Mirai had sat down on the other end of the couch. Goku grinned almost sneakily and slid around the corner,

then tiptoed up the stairs until he reached Vegeta's room. He teleported into the room and crept over to the sleeping ouji.

" Hi little Veggie! I made up my very own plan. Veggie'll be so proud of me! " Goku said happily, picking up Vegeta

and being careful not to wake him, " I'll show them all not to play with little Veggie's heart like that. Cuz we all now how

easily hurt THAT little organ can get. " he teleported them to the lab and looked around for something, then grinned when he

spotted the brain-freezer. Goku plopped Vegeta in the chair and hooked him up like Bulma had shown him and Chi-Chi before

Vegeta had become the guinia pig for the experiment, thanks to Chi-Chi.

" There, now little Veggie just sit tight and I will help him back to normal! " Goku clasped his hands together

cheerfully. He looked over at the machine next to him and a blank expression covered his face, " Which button do I push

again? " he thought outloud, then saw a big red button which read 'start'. The saiyajin grinned and pressed it, " Ah-HA! "

The machine started up and various lights and sounds came on, causing Goku to become nervous. Vegeta's eyes lulled

open ever so slightly when all of a sudden he felt a jolt to his brain and started screaming again like he had done the first

time. Goku screamed back, terrified as he ran over to the machine and started wildly pressing all and every button he could

get his fingers on in a panic. Goku miraculously hit the off button among others, causing it to shut down and leave a very

dazed and confused Vegeta sitting in the chair with a trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth. Goku gulped and

leaned over infront of him.

" Veggie, are you oh-kay? "

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9:36 PM 6/1/2003

END OF PART 2!

Chuquita: Hoo-ray! Part 2 is completed!

Vegeta: AM I oh-kay? (cocks an eyebrow suspicously)

Chuquita: (happily) We don't know. You'll have to wait for part 3!

Vegeta: (twitch) Ohh...

Chuquita: But don't worry, Veggie gets a good ending in which he also gains revenge for all that has happened to him through

parts 1, 2, and soon part 3. I think I already told a couple people about it. Two or three, I can't remember.

Goku: (sniffle) Poor fic Veggie he has been through so much.

Chuquita: Yah, sometimes my fics lean into the 'drama' genre as well as humor, especially these PG ones. (perks up) But I

came up with a great last laugh for Veggie to give, which after going through all this embarassment, he is definately worthy

of. (nods) I'm going to get to replying the reviews in a second, but first I wanna say I'm so happy I'm not the only one

who's heard Son-kun & Veggie's japanese voices. I know Veggie's sub voice actor is Ryu something and Son's voice actress

is Masako something.

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (to Son) I STILL can't believe you're voiced by a girl.

Goku: (big grin) Well I wouldn't be able to make all those kawaii lil squealy sounds and voice tones if I was voiced by a

guy, silly Veggie! [pats him on the head]

Vegeta: (sweatdrops)

Chuquita: Also if you wanna hear the sub voices and haven't found anything online you can also get the non-Funitized ps game

that came out. (happily holds up her copy)

Goku: (grins) Ultimate Battle 22!

Chuquita: It moves slower than Budokai, but you get to play as more characters than are in Budokai and if you hit the right

buttons fast enough that're listed in the instruction manual you can unlock Goggie, chibi Goku, Roshi, & ssj3 Goku! However

I gotta warn you it's very hard to do and I've only accomplished it once. (grins) But it's a lot of fun anyway and you can

actually JUMP in this as opposed to Budokai where you have to be knocked into the air or knock your opponent into the air

first. (looks at booklet) They also mixed up Goggie & Ji-chan's names. It says Vejitto's the hidden character when it's

really Gogeta. (shrugs) Go figure.

Goku: Heeheehee, Goggie looks a lil more like Veggie than me!

Chuquita: Yah, I didn't notice that til lately when I found some really good screenshots of Goggie.

Vegeta: (to Son) All I can say is I hope neither of them inherited that big goofy kaka-grin of yours.

Goku: EEE~~! (smile breaks into big goofy kaka-grin)

Chuquita: And now to answer the questions from the reviews from the reviewers!

To Miyanon: Hai, poor Veggie was indeed creeped out, however Son-kun pulled him right back into that circle of

obsessiveness the same way he did the first time; by showing Veggie he was unbelievable stronger than the 'unsurpassable'

saiyajin no ouji and thus peeked Veggie's curiousity into finding out the who's how's and why's of him. :)

Vegeta: (sighs tiredly) My life is a vicious cycle (points at Son) THANKS TO _YOU_!!!

Goku: (still grinning) EEE~~!!

To FrEaKyMe: *grins* The sub voices are my favorites. My fave funny Goku-sub moment was his little heehee song when he

floated in a circle around Veggie in #275 and my fave Veggie-sub moment was when he went from his normal rich, deep voice

to this sad lil sounding tone in #281; I think it was #281. Veggie thought Goku was holding back against Buu so Veggie

would be safe and after he found out it was only because Goku needed the time to fully charge his ssj3 Veggie whimpers

sadly from behind Goku "You weren't worried about me?". Oh, and yes I have heard Chi-Chi scream in the sub. Well, it's

more of a shriek actually. In the sub Chi-Chi had two different voice actresses; they changed somewhere during the Freeza

episodes. Also, and I didn't notice this til I read it, she has a different dialect accent in the movies than in the

series; which is kinda weird. In the movies she has an "osaka" accent (wherever that city is) and in the series she has

the same accent as Goku.

Vegeta: (snorts) Onna's just does that to humor Kaka-chan's unique, err, accent.

Goku: Naw, Chi-chan's probably just playin a joke on me! :)

To RyukoVulpix: Yay! More people who have heard the sub voices. Actually they aired the whole Buu saga sub on the

international channel and then moved into GT. Sadly however I never had the international channel because my cable

provider isn't the best in the world. (I can't say lousy though cuz they do give me CN) Ooh, I haven't seen any fake dbz

merchandice before (well, no non-online stuff anyway) but I did see these neat ssj4 Goku & Veggie figures in a mall once,

sadly that was before I knew that much about the spinoff or found the humor in having a fuzzy-form for saiyajins. Oh! I've

seen the fruitsnacks before. Never bought 'um though. I'm not a big fruit-snack fan. (The ones I've seen are from the Cell

saga) However, if they were little dbz-shaped chocolates I may think about it.

Goku: (sniffle) I could never bite Veggie's head off.

Vegeta: (mockingly) No, but you could sure BIT INTO MY ARM, couldn't you?

Goku: (innocently) Say Veggie speaking of your arm can I get a look at i--

Vegeta: (fear) --NO!

To Callimogua: I didn't mean I didn't think it was funny, it's just that; to me at least; the parts I write during the

day vs late at night seem a lil different. Like Chi-Chi's 2 accents, I guess. *grins* Good luck with mediaminer. As much

as I love going on that site it's been loading so slow lately that I haven't been able to put anything up myself. I'll

go look to see what you put up if it'll load fast enough for me today/tommorow :) I was thinking about trying to post on

deviantart but they won't let AOL users join :( O-well, the next time mm is working fast enough I'll put some more stuff

up there :D

To Tsukai: :) I agree, Veggie & Goku's sub voices are my faves; though the dubs can be funny sometimes too.

To Rentol: Another person who's heard the sub va's :D Funny poem, lol :)

To Nekoni: Yay! Yeah, Goku did have some weird, crazy look in his eye after biting Veggie in that ep. Makes me think he

did it intentionally to try and use the bond to mentally talk to Veggie and help him depress Bebi's control on his body

so they could free the others. I liked the screaming contest thing too. Veggie can scream, but Chi-Chi screaming long

enough would hurt Veggie's sensitive saiyajin ear-drums so she'd beat him.

To Farhan: More people who have heard the sub :) Yah, I actually have a non-audio clip of the nakee Veggie talking to

Goku from beyond the grave. I can understand Funi's "Oh we can't have viewers seeing Vegeta appearing in a dream to Goku

naked, people will think they have a yaoish relationship going on between them"; but WHY cut off Veggie's TAIL! It's the

last time in the whole series you get to see him with it!

Vegeta: (sniffle) I was reunited with my tail in otherworld after that fat man KILLED it!

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) What about the one you have now?

Vegeta: (looks at tail which whips around a bit) Same tail, it just regenerated.

Back to To Farhan: Actually what I think Veggie was trying to say was that each of his forms; his chibi self, his oozaru

self, and his nakee self, each represented part of him and now that he's lost everything he cared about; his planet, his

people, his family, his clothes; that he wants Son-kun to fulfill his final wish of destroying the one who took all that

from him. And as for King Bejito & Bardock's appearances, I have no idea. Maybe they represent the rest of the saiyajins

or something.

Goku: My Daddy looks like me, only with more Veggie-ish eyes and a tan like the one I get in gt.

Vegeta: Ah, we saiyajins DO tan very well. (smirks)

Chuquita: Personally I'd wonder a bit about Goku if it wasn't really Veggie but just a hallucionation Goku was having.

Goku: (happy) I am very wonder-ful.

To Christina G.: Glad you liked the H.U.G. incorperated ::grins:: I had fun writing that part. You were right about the

voices. Actually I found a few images that were from a GT special book w/an interview with Goku's voice actress. But it's

all in Italian :( But that's oh-kay cuz I'll eventually just go online & translate it like I did some other stuff from

that site :) Apparently in japan really good characters like Goku get high-pitched voices because there good=pure of heart

and pure of heart=high-pitched voice...or somethin like that. That was also her favorite aspect of the character. Masako

wanted him to remain pure and really liked that about him. Veggie on the other hand was supposedly evil from the start

so evil characters get deep voices--

Goku: --even if they're 4'8?

Chuquita: Even if they're 4'8. (nods) (to audiance) Actually I found that height; which is supposedly Veggie's actual

height, from a Movie 7 doujinshi where the android is scanning for Veggie's information and one panel lists his height,

weight, foot-length, waist-length, etc. In the metric system he's 150km tall. O! & thank you to Nekoni for translating

that panel for me :)

Goku: Heehee, Veggiesolittle.

Chuquita: (grins) He's 6 whole inches shorter than me! Son-kun I think has to be somewhere around 5'9 or 5'10. I have no

idea what Son's actual height is though. (shrugs) (happy) It also said Veggie's weight at the time was 105lbs!

Goku: (grins at Veggie) WOW! Little Veggie is light as a feather! (hugs him tightly)

Vegeta: (yelps; turns bright red)

Back to To Christina G.: I haven't seen that movie, sorry. And as for the live-action dbz movie, I don't even think the

guys working on it know exactly what they're doing for it, not to mention who they would have act in it.

Goku: Heehee, yeah, besides who are they gonna find that's as small and kawaii and Veggie-looking-like as my little Veggie!

Vegeta: (still glowing bright red) (big dazed grin) Heh-heh-heeeeeee~~~

To Nasiya: Aw, glad you liked it! Dream-Veggie is actually in several different comic-strip-type fics I have in these

notebooks I doodle in. He's actually the formed version of the little bit of Veggie's dna that was left in Goku's body

after the portara fusion broke; in addition to the small Veggie's-peak you'll notice Goku gains after the fusion. You can

see it most when he's fighting Kid Buu both in ssj3 and when he's pushing the genki-dama and his bangs fly around to

reveal the Veggie's-peak he didn't have prior to the fusion.

Goku: (pushes his bangs out of the way) (happily) I like to think of it as my little souviner!

Vegeta: (shudders)

To Tomoyo Chan: Another person who's heard the sub voices. :) I've seen "The Plan to Destroy the Saiyajin" too. *grins*

There's one part where they show the saiyajin villagers and there's actually 3 or 4 of them that look just like Goku.

Vegeta: Hence the kaka-village of 100 type 3 saiyajins. Their numbers grew so large so fast they made their own little

city in addition to the other saiyajin cities.

Goku: Heehee, I am a baby-making ma-chine.

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Uh-huh....

Chuquita: I could'a sworn there was only 3 parts to that movie; but I'm on the old comp right now so I can't check.

Oh well :)

To Lil' Chi Chi: Hai! (grins) Veggie's littleness does make him so kawaii. Heehee, Chi-Chi gave him an unintentional

compliment. In theory I have that before Veggie stole her spaceship and came back to Earth as her enemy that for that

short time beforehand they were semi-friends; after all both disliked the rest of the Z gang at the time--Veggie because

they were his enemies and Chi-Chi because they were a 'bad influence' on chibi Gohan.

Actually I have thought of writing a drama before; "Any Minute Now" is the closest drama one I can think of. If I do

write one on the near future, it'll still have droplits of humor in it though. *nods*

Chi-Chi did try to use having an actual advantage over Veggie to try and be a little evil-er, but now it's starting to

backfire in her face so who knows what exactly she's gonna do in part 3. (I don't, but I will soon once I think of it)

I like Veggie's sub voice much better too! It's so much smoother and deeper and sneakier than the gruff-sounding one

Chris Sabat does, however he does have his moments too, just not nearly as many :) I haven't heard Vash's sub voice

before. I knew he must age slower after they said that July event happened 30 years ago or some time like that but I

wasn't expecting them to reveal over 100 years old. Great show though; wish they hadn't shortened the end-credits.

To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Sub Veggie's singing voice is funny. *grins* I luv that pizza song of his. He actually has

his own theme song too, "Jan Janka My Way", but I've never been able to find the translated version of the lyrics for

it.

Goku: (grins) I wanna sing the Veggie theme song!

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) No, you don't.

Back to To Rissa: If you do ever get a chance to hear Son's sub voice, you'll be surprised :) I'm not sure what Chi-Chi

needed the mayo for.

To Loriko Neko: Thanks! Actually I write all my fics in notepad but I could try that word thing for the next chapter

once I get word to work again. A couple days ago it froze up and everytime I try to open anything or start a new

document I can't type & there's a message that says "document paused for edit". If you know how to unpause it please

tell me! I do a lot of stuff in word; mostly homework, some personal things too though; and I'd love to be able to

unpause it so I can use it again. No I didn't purposely double-line everything. Fanfiction.net has some new "story or

poem mode" thingy so that when I upload it they recognize all my tabs but double-space the whole story. I don't

double-space my fics though. *shrugs* Go figure. But yes I will try to upload a fic in microsoft word form as soon as

the program is unpaused :)

Chuquita: *WHEW*! That was a lotta answering to do. (smiles) Thank you to everybody who reviewed so far! Really

appreciate it. And now one more thing before we go! I recently e-mailed & asked the dba webmaster if they were going

to re-release their sub Buu eps (cuz mine got erased off the comp back in March but everybody knows about that already)

and he said they probably won't. So I was wondering, if anyone knows any site that has the full japanese episodes from

Vejitto's first appearance to the end of the show please please PLEASE e-mail me or tell me in your review. (begging)

I don't care if it has subtitles or not, it really doesn't matter at this point. But I would be eternally grateful to

anyone who knows where I can find them! (perks up) Infact, if you know where I can find them or any one of them,

Son-kun will do a dance for you; heck, VEGGIE will do a dance for you!

Vegeta: (goes bright red) I NEVER AGREED TO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!

Goku: Yay! Dances with Veggies!!

Chuquita: See you in part 3 everybody!

Goku: (already doing a little dance on the table) Come on Veggie! SALSA with me! (snaps his fingers, salsa music

instantly appears out of nowhere)

Vegeta: (looks around in shock at sudden music) Wha?!--

Goku: (grabs Veggie & pulls him up onto the table) (twirls Veggie around) O-LAY!!!

Vegeta: O-boy...