5:15 PM 6/2/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt ep #30
(Goku has landed on the spot of the gameboard where he must not cry)
Suguro: (the tanuki guy playing against Goku on the gameboard) Then, the hardest thing for Goku to deal with is appearing...
(silouette of someone holding something of the same height)
Figure: (comes into the light to reveal it's Chi-Chi dressed up as a nurse with a GIANT needle as big as she is) GOKU!
Goku: (looking terrified) Chi-Chi?!
Chi-Chi: (mad at him) You're seldom around home, always training. Why don't you work and bring money back home sometime?
(points angrily at him while gritting her teeth)
Goku: (falls back on his butt) (frightened, waves one hand in the air) Stop! (attempts to run away on all fours in a looney
tunes-esque manner; i.e. he's running but not getting anywhere)
Chi-Chi: (takes the needle in both hands and lets out war-cry) (holds needle above her head and shoves it into Goku's left
butt-cheek)
Goku: (makes several faces of immense pain that also look pretty funny) WAHH! (leaps into the air while Chi-Chi watches him,
smirking) (tears run down his cheeks)
Sugero: (victoriously) Yes, you cried!
Goku: (miraculously re-sucks the tears back into his tear ducks A/N: *sweatdrop*) I won't cry!
Sugero: Is that possible?
Goku: (sticks his tongue out at Sugero, who disappears)
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (blows little new-years horn) *FWEEP*! (swinging around banner reading 'Onna is Evil' on it)
Goku: (sweatdrops) But that wasn't the REAL Chi-chan, Veggie. That was just a mirage.
Vegeta: (grins) Uh-huh. So, if I interpret your kaka-vision correctly; seeing as they were both the same size; Onna ties with
NEEDLES as your biggest FEAR?
Goku: Hey! I am not afraid of Chi-chan! I love her! Her brain just doesn't age very well, you understand. (points to his
head)
Vegeta: Ah, I have heard of some humans that go crazy with age. (happily) And Onna happens to be one of them!
Chuquita: (looks up at quote) Man that was a long one to take down, but it wouldn't have come out just write if I didn't add
the lil descriptions in there.
Vegeta: Heee~~ I don't make Kakay CRY and stick GIANT NEEDLES up his kaka-butt-cheeks now do I?
Goku: (protesting) Veh-GEE! It was a mirage!!! Chi-chan doesn't wanna REALLY become a nurse so she can buy giant needles to
stick me with!
Vegeta: (ignoring him) I didn't see ME anywhere in the short little 'kaka-realm-of-fear' during the episode.
Goku: (laughs) Well that's cuz Veggie's not scary!
Vegeta: (falls over) WHAT?! (gets up) I AM TOO SCARY!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PLANETS OUT THERE IN OUTER SPACE TREMBLE
IN TERROR AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME!!! A _LOT_! THAT'S HOW MANY!!
Goku: (skeptical) (smiling knowingly) Whatever you say little Veggie.
Vegeta: (plops in his chair) Yeah that's right, whatever I say.
Goku: (thinks outloud) Now if it were a happy-place then it probably would've been Veggie with a giant-me-sized piece of
chocolate! And--and Veggie'd have his lil blue gi on!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I don't HAVE a 'lil blue gi'.
Goku: (holds up a lil blue gi) I got one for Veggie if he'd take off that radiation suit and try it on for me! (big smiles)
Vegeta: NO WAY! You'll bite me!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You're STILL paranoid about that whole thing?
Vegeta: YES!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You know since it is GT and all Toriyama really did was the character designs you could take and leave
whatever parts you want unless you really really like it as a whole.
Vegeta: Hai....(thinks)..but if I choose to ignore the kaka-bite that own ignorance could turn back at me and I could go to
bed one night and wake up the next morning to have a huge kaka-bite on my NECK! Or my ARM! Or some other body part! And
Kakarrotto laying next to me grinning with the blood from whichever of my bodyparts he bit into all over his mouth!!
(paranoia sets in) Ohhhhhh....I DON'T WANT TO BE A KAKA-SQUEEZETOY!!!
Goku: (grabs and squeezes Veggie tightly against him) Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (twitches in annoyance)
Chuquita: Heh-heh-heh. (nervous laugh) OH! Before I go on I want to say I have successfully freed my microsoft word from
the paused confines it had been confined to! (grins) As dum as it sounds, all I had to do was register it! :) It's just that
I put it off so long the program went into read-only mode. But now it's fixed, and I'm happy, and I'm going to try and upload
this chapter in it instead of notepad; the program I'm typing it in!
Goku: (while still hugging Veggie & now rubbing Veggie's back) HOO-RAY!
Chuquita: OH! Also I saw a new sub dbz movie I've never seen before. Movie #10! "Dangerous Partners, Super Warriors Never
Rest!". The only reason I hadn't seen it before was I heard bad reviews about it; but then again, I did about parts of gt
which turned out pretty good in my opinon; but this was just a funny little movie even though Veggie's only in the credits
and Goku only appears at the very end to help Gohan & Goten beat the bad guy (who happens to be Brolli). If you wanna see
some humor and slapstick between chibi Trunks, Goten, and Videl, this one's a good gag movie. Apparently the premise is that
Videl wants to see what Shenlong looks like so she askes the boys to help her get the dragonballs to see. Of course they
agree because they each get to be the ones to make the wishes. Trunks wants his own amusement park and Goten wants an entire
country made out of candy and sweets that you could never finish eating.
Vegeta: (dryly) (back in his seat) He's certainly YOUR child, Kakarrotto. No doubt about THAT.
Goku: (little smile of eagerness) _I_ would like for my own country of candy... (musing)
Chuquita: They run into a village that has a monster attacking it, they offer to get rid of it in exchange for food; Trunks
wants the head chief's big necklace thing that sort of looks like it has a dragonball at the end of it--he ends up nearly
getting choked at the end of the movie when Goten flies off with him by grabbing onto the necklace instead of Trunks himself.
Brolli somehow crashes on Earth in a saiyajin space pod and has apparently been asleep for the past 7 years until he hears
Goten pretending to throw a tantrum because Videl won't allow him to take some of the food-bait. The kicker is that Brolli
hears Goten's crying and since Goten and Goku have the same voice Brolli starts cracking up and waking up and thinks Goten is
"Kakarrotto". I didn't really care for Brolli that much in movie 8 so having the chibis making fun of him; especially when
Trunks unintentionally peed on his head; was pretty funny. Sadly by the end of the movie Trunks is regulated to the Veggie
position of 'not being able to beat him' while the Son-brothers defeat Brolli. Also, Kuririn dressing up like Piccolo and
saving Gohan just so he could get a cameo and still be in the series is funny in itself. That was one part I was seriously
not expecting to see.....still could'a used some Veggie in it though.
Goku: (happily) EVERYTHING could use some *Veggie* in it, Chu-sama!
Vegeta: (embarassed) ...Kakarrotto....
Chuquita: Here's part 3 everybody!
Summary: Chi-Chi decides to 'test' out one of Bulma's new inventions and 'accidentally' erases every memory in Vegeta's
head about Goku. Has she finally found a way to free herself and Goku from the Ouji's curse or will Goku's NEW relationship
with the ouji be even worse than the last one? Has Chi-Chi just dug herself into a deeper hole? Will Veggie get his lil
chunk of memory back? Find out!
Chuquita: You know as funny as some parts of that movie were, nothing in it could rival Veggie's Veggie-fit after he tells
Son he'd rather die than fuse with him and Son reminds him he's already dead.
Goku: Heehee, I didn't know Veggie's lil face could twist in such expressions. ;)
Chuquita: (to audiance) If you get a chance to see this part of the infamous movie #12, do so.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Bakayaros, getting laughs at my royal body's expense....
Goku: (pats Veggie on the shoulder) Aww Veggie! We do it because we luv you!
Chuquita: (grins) Yah!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
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" ... " Vegeta sat there, staring off into space. Goku's bottom lip quivered.
" I BROKE VEGGIE!!! " he wailed, clasping one hand on either side of his head, " OH NO OH NO OH NO!! I BROKE MY
ALREADY PARTIALLY-DENTED LITTLE VEGGIE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!! " the larger saiyajin said in a panic, " WHO _KNOWS_ WHAT I
JUST DID TO HIS POOR SWEET LIL VEGGIE BRAIN!!! "
Vegeta cocked his head curiously at Goku, reached out and poked the larger saiyajin in the nose. Goku froze and
glanced down to see the ouji smiling at him while staring with big wide eyes.
" ...Veggie? " Goku squeaked out, his eyes watering.
" Kakarrotto! " the ouji chirped cheerfully. Goku stopped crying only to have his expression turn into a huge,
near-crazed looking grin. He grabbed Vegeta and pulled him out of the chair to hug.
" YEAH! "Kakarrotto!". " the larger saiyajin said while hugging and swinging the smaller one back and forth.
" Hahaha! Kakarrotto's my buddy! " Vegeta hugged back contently.
" ... "
" ... "
" Heehee.....heeheehee.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " Goku let out a wild squeal of joy, temporarily scaring
the wits out of Vegeta. The ouji rubbed his ears, then let out a yelp as Goku spun him around and tossed him into the air and
caught him, " Veggie'sjustlikemydreamVeggienow!!! " Goku excitedly let out, squeezing Vegeta tightly, " Only even CUTER!!! "
" Ulp! " Vegeta let out a noise to signal he was losing oxygen. Goku softened the grip and Vegeta let out a sigh of
relief.
" Oh WOW! This is so great! This is spectacular!! " the large saiyajin plopped Vegeta down and started dashing about
the lab, " Now I can do all the stuff I've ever wanted to do with Veggie but Veggie was too stubborn and pouty to let me do!"
he dashed back infront of Vegeta and bent down to his height, waving his pointer finger with a big grin on his face,
" You-n-me are gonna have the best time EVER together lil-lil Veggie! "
The ouji only stared back at him, confused, " Kakarrotto? "
" Kakarrotto ~*wuvs*~ u too!!! " Goku gushed, glomping onto the ouji. Vegeta's face turned bright red, " Oh boy oh
boy OH BOY!!!! What'll we do first? I have no idea! I have so many things I wanna play with lil Vedge'ums I don't know WHERE
to begin! Hahaha... " Goku trailed off, musing. He paused suddenly, " But once Bulma and Mirai and Chi-chan find out Veggie's
lil brain's gone all sweet-n-cuddily they'll get mad at me and change him back. I mean, I want Veggie changed back, but HE'S
SO KAWAII THIS WAY!! " he rubbed the top of Vegeta's head happily, " I'll have to teleport out of here so no one sees me. "
Goku started to plot and pace back and forth while still holding Vegeta, " Hmm. " he nodded, then held Vegeta out infront of
him, " We'll have the best fun EVER, won't we Veggie!! "
" Yeah! Fun for us! " Vegeta cheered, pumping a fist in the air.
Goku prepared to teleport off, giggling to himself, " Heeheeeheeheeheee... "
" Ohhhhh....OHHHHH....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... " Chi-Chi cried as she tossed around under the covers of the guest
bed. Guilt-ridden sweat pouring down her face as she squinted her eyes shut, trying desperately to get to sleep.
:::Chi-Chi's eyes suddenly flew open to find she was now floating on her back in a black void. She sat up, looking
around nervously, " ...he--hello? Goku? Gohan?...Goten? "
" Onna. " a voice snickered from behind her. Chi-Chi spun around to see an evilly grinning Vegeta waving to her, " So
nice of you to see us off. " he paced towards her, despite the obvious lack of floor or anything else for him to be walking
on. The ouji was wearing the same training outfit from early this morning; both the shirt, pants, and boots slightly fried
the way they had looked after Chi-Chi had used the brain-freezer on him.
" What're YOU doing here!! And WHY ARE YOU BACK TO NORMAL OF A SUDDEN!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him, then gawked in
disgust, " You were FOOLING with us the whole time, weren't you, Ouji! You pretended to have that machine work so you could
use it to your advantage to steal my Go-chan! " she pointed at him.
Vegeta chuckled, " Onna you're such a fool. And people say _I'M_ in denial. " he folded his arms, then smirked,
" You've gotten Kakay awful mad at you. " the ouji said, pacing around her with his eyes closed and his head turned upward,
" He thinks you're a bad person. A VERY bad person. " the small saiyajin teased while Chi-Chi glared at him out of the corner
of her eye, " You should've thought ahead before making me the victim. " Vegeta stopped pacing and opened his eyes, " Never
works out the way you plan it, does it Onna! " he turned his head towards her and laughed.
" OH SHUDDUP OUJI! YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO TALK ABOUT BAD PEOPLE!! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WRECK THIS ENTIRE PLANET
AND ALL OUR LIVES SINCE YOU GOT HERE!!! " she pointed at him.
" Ah, but did I ever actually KILL any of you? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow with the evil grin still on his face, " I
mean, I know I tried the first time I landed on Earth but that's because I was planning on blowing the whole little mudball
to smithereens. But YOU'VE tried to kill me--many times. But what you did today just broke Kakay's fragile peasant-heart. "
he clasped his hands together overdramatically, " What a shame! "
" AARG!! " Chi-Chi ran to punch him only to go right through Vegeta and fall down onto the hard, invisible floor,
" Oww. " she said flatly.
Vegeta laughed at her, " BWAHAHAHA!! Ah, my you're funny when you're desperate Onna. Don't worry about that though,
most humans are. " his tail twitched happily behind him.
Chi-Chi pulled her face up off the floor, groaning. She paused when she saw a rather large, familiar boot infront of
her, " Goku? " Chi-Chi glanced up see him glaring down at her and pure hatred while tears rushed down his cheeks.
" How could you hurt somebody that you know I care about so much, Chi-chan!! "
" I--I---I--it's the Ouji's fault! Goku you gotta believe me! " she reached to grab his pantleg only to have her hand
go right through it. Chi-Chi paled and wildly scrambled her hand around to grab onto the large saiyajin.
Goku turned around, his back now facing her, " You KNOW I love my little Veggie Chi-chan! He never hurt you, not
once! So why do you have to hurt HIM! " Goku sobbed.
Chi-Chi frowned, " I, because, I...I....I don't want him to take my place! " she finally spat after sputtering
several times. Chi-Chi got up, " THERE! I SAID IT! He TAUNTS me Goku! And you don't see it because you're too busy spilling
buckets-full of love and affection all over that stupid little Ouji! " she pointed back behind her at Vegeta, " I don't want
you to leave me! I don't want you to leave me and fall head-over-heels for that Ouji! I don't want you going to sleep at
night, the Ouji beside you instead of me! I love you Goku and I don't wanna be alone! I don't want to be without you I still
love you just as much as when I first met you, infact even more! Can't you understand that! "
" If you love me, why don't you act like you do anymore? " the large saiyajin said, his back still to her. Chi-Chi
was thrown aback.
" Wha-wha-what?! "
Goku's hurt frown turned into a small smile, " I remember, back before we had Gohan, Chi-Chan was just as nice and
sweet to me as little Veggie is now. She cooked and showed me how to and I showed her some of the techniques I learned from
Kami-sama and Mr. Popo. We would spar together for hours on end and Chi-chan was so good at it. I'd take Chi-chan everywhere
with me on Kinto'un and she made me so happy I didn't think I could ever want to live alone again. " his smile faded, " Then
Chi-chan got pregnant. She stopped training and when she finally had the baby she told me she was never going to train again.
All she cared about after that was Gohan, but nothing for me. I couldn't take him out training or take him to show all my
friends that I was a daddy---they never even knew we had him until he was FOUR! " Goku's voice cracked. He rubbed his eyes,
" You kept telling me after you had Gohan that martial arts was useless. Does that mean my whole life and everything I've
ever done--all those people I saved and all the tournaments I was in, all those bad guys I beat...it was all USELESS?! " the
saiyajin said with a twinge of bitterness at the end.
" Go-chan, I didn't mean, I-- " Chi-Chi stammered fearfully.
" Ahh, but Veggie, " Goku held his pointer finger up on his right hand, " Veggie never changes on me. If anything
Veggie gets sweeter with age, not mean and cold like Chi-chan. " he turned around with a smile on his face, " Veggie admires
everything I've done. All the bad guys I've defeated. He tried so hard to become a super saiyajin just like me. Veggie loves
the same things I do. He's the only one on the whole planet who truely understands. "
" Goku no. " Chi-Chi warned, worried. Goku put his hand over his heart and walked past her.
" And that's why Veggie's so special to me. " the large saiyajin took his hand off his heart and placed it on
Vegeta's shoulder. The little ouji smiled up at him. Goku bent down to Vegeta's height and hugged the smaller saiyajin
tightly, " Because Veggie will love me forever no matter what. " he touched noses with the ouji.
" GOKU NO!! " she shouted, terror sweeping through her.
" Just as much as I love Veggie. " Goku mused leaning towards him:::
" GOKU NO DON'T KISS THE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, sitting up to find she was sitting in a bed in one of the guest
rooms at Capsule Corp. Her eyes bugged out as she glanced nervously around her, trying to figure out exactly where she was.
It finally hit her, " ...oh dear God I DREAMT that?! " Chi-Chi paled, " Oi. " she put her hands on her cheeks and leaned her
head down, " I've really done it this time. I've messed up worse than the Ouji's ever done with any of his plans! " she fell
back onto the pillow, at a loss for words, " What am I gonna do.... "
" FINGERPAINTS!!! " Goku cheered excitedly. He had set down a big pile of blank paper on Bulma's kitchen table and
had borrowed a couple packages of fingerpaints from chibi Trunks. Vegeta was bouncing up and down in his spot at the table
happily.
" Kakarrotto! " he chirped.
" Yeah, Kakarrotto's getting out some fun stuff for us to play with. " Goku said warmly, then spread the papers all
over the table and opened the fingerpaints which consisted of the normal 8 colors along with white, brown, and black,
" Doesn't this look like fun little Veggie? "
Vegeta observed the paints curiously, then dunked his hand in the blue, splattering it all over both saiyajins. Goku
sweatdropped as the ouji held out his hand, " I've got blue! "
" Yes, yes you do. " Goku laughed nervously at the entertained ouji, " You can use all kinds of colors when you
fingerpaint little Veggie, " he said while opening a second container of fingerpaints for himself.
" Yes you can! "
Goku looked over and nearly fell off his seat to see Vegeta had somehow splattered himself with speckles of every
single color in the paintbox, " Veh--Veggie how did---they're all such tiny drops but what--you know, that looks kinda cute!"
he giggled at the sight. The ouji smiled at the compliment, " Hahaha. Hee....oh-kay little Veggie, how about we stick to
painting the paper this time instead of ourselves, alright? " Goku said happily.
" 'K, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta gave him and oh-kay signal and smushed his fingers into the green and started painting
what looked like grass at the bottom of one of the papers.
" Aww Veggie, if I didn't have fingerpaint all over my hands right now I'd just hug you SO TIGHT! " the larger
saiyajin squeaked out, touched.
" It's green! " the ouji chirped as he continued making the grass.
Goku tilted his head, " Little Veggie doesn't seem any dumber so why is his vocabulary and stubborness so tiny now? "
he thought for a moment, then gasped when it hit him, " I erased almost all of Veggie's vocabulary and probably enough of his
memories for him to not mind acting all cute around me. " he deduced, " That makes sense I guess. "
" Kakarrotto! "
" Hmm? " Goku looked over to see the little ouji pointing to the palette of orange paint which was just out of his
reach.
" Kakarrotto help! " he complained.
" Awwwww! Of COURSE I will 'help', lil Vedge'ums! " Goku happily handed the orange paint over to Vegeta, who squished
his hands into the paint and went back to the painting.
" Thank u, Kakarrotto. " the ouji shouted, pleased.
" You are very welcome little buddy! " the larger saiyajin blushed lightly, then sweatdropped when he noticed Vegeta
was now ignoring him and busy engrossed in whatever he was making with his fingerpaints. Goku sighed, then perked up and
dunked his hands in the blue paint, " Wait'll you see my fishy, little Veggie! It's gonna be the biggest fishy I've ever
painted! "
" Lalalalalala. " the ouji sang quietly to himself.
Goku stared in curiousity, then slid his chair closer to Vegeta's, " And what are YOU painting today little Veggie? "
" No! " the smaller saiyajin covered his painting up with his upperbody, " Not yet!!! "
" Ohh... " Goku pouted, then returned to his fish, adding an ocean and some small islands in the backround, " Boy
Veggie you're gonna like this one! I did such a good job! " he held it out infront of himself, grinning, " I'm gonna hang
this in my room! " he nodded determindly, then paused, " Once Chi-chan decides I can use the stapler again anyway. " he
sweatdropped at the memory of hitting the staple-gun too hard on the wall and blowing rather large whole through it only to
have Chi-Chi glare angrily at him from the other side.
" OoH! " Vegeta hopped off his chair, covered sloppily in even more fingerpaint than Goku. He held his painting in
his hands and dashed over to the larger saiyajin, tugging on his gi belt, " Kakarrotto! LOOK! " the ouji chirped.
Goku turned to his left, " What is it little Veh-----ohhhhh... " the larger saiyajin felt his heart melt on the spot.
There on the paper was a childish drawing of himself and the ouji with big smiles on their faces standing on the grass with a
big sun in a pinkish-orangeish sky. The Vegeta in the picture had a crown on his head and was holding onto the other
saiyajin's hand. Above them read in mushy-looking black letters 'My Friend', " Ohhhhhhh....OHHHHHHhhhh... " Goku shakily took
the picture from Vegeta, who now looked semi-nervous and backed up a bit, " Oh Veggie~~~ " he took his eyes off the paper and
stared at the ouji w/big sparkily eyes. Vegeta's face turned bright red and the saiyajin looked terrified. Goku set the
drawing down, then calmy turned back towards Vegeta and let out a cry of excitement, lundging and glomping onto him, " OH
VEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIETHATSADORABLEILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOURETHESWEETESTVEGGIEINTHEWHOLEWIDEWORLDIWANNASTAYLIKETHISWITHYOUFOREVERNEVERN
EVERNEVEROHVEGGIEICOULDKISSYOU!!! "
Vegeta's face was practically radiating the bright red glow by now and due to Goku's heavier weight the smaller
saiyajin was teetering on the brink of falling backwards and crashing into the tiled floor, " Wahhhh... "
" I luv Veggie sooooooooo much! " the larger saiyajin snuggled, " You make me just wanna-- "
" *KICK*! " Vegeta sent his foot upwards in a panic, hitting Goku's jaw and knocking himself loose. He wobbled back
a few steps, then stood up in defensive position.
" Oww. Veh-GEE~~~ " Goku pouted, sitting up and rubbing his jaw-bone in mild pain, " What was that for? "
" Kaka-germs are bad! They'll make me sick! Kakarrotto smooches cause kaka-germs to get on me and make me sick!! " he
shouted, annoyed and frazzled at the same time.
" You remember about the kaka-germs? " Goku tilted his head in surprise. He grinned, " HA-HA! I DID do something
right! I DID send some memories back into Veggie's brain! " Goku exclaimed, overjoyed, " Oh VEGGIE! This means I did not
completely fail you in my a-ttempt to save your small little Veggie-mind. " he mushed, sniffling. Goku stopped, " Course I
probably only brought back 5 or 10% of your small little Veggie-mind but that's OH-KAY! " he gave Vegeta a thumbs up. The
ouji stood back up, relaxing his defensive position and smiling back at the larger saiyajin while wagging his tail.
" Heehee, Veggiesokawaii! " Goku laughed, then finished up coloring in his fish, " There. I'm gonna put Veggie's
pretty picture for me up in my room and he can have my fishy one to put up in his! "
" Fish are smelly, Kakarrotto! " Vegeta grinned.
" Yeah, but they sure do taste good! " the large, cheerful saiyajin countered, " Since I exactly don't wanna leave
Veggie all by his lonesome while I go put the picture up, how about we both go put them in your room until Veggie's brain is
back to normal and I can go home feeling confident that Veggie's brain is healthy and oh-kay. "
" K! " Vegeta chirped and followed Goku as he went up the stairs to the ouji's room. Goku layed the two still
slightly wet papers on the end of Vegeta's bed and smiled.
" You just wait til they dry little Veggie! They'll look even better! " he said optimistically, " AND, while they
dry-- " Goku spun around to face Vegeta, " --HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE OUTER-SPACE THEME PARK WITH ME!! " he cheered.
" ROLLARCOASTERS AND CANDY AND KAKARROTTO ARE FUN!!! " the ouji pumped both fists in the air with a big grin on his
face.
" GREAT! " Goku grinned, " Oh Veggie you're so cute-n-sweet with only a lil bit of your whole memory in your
Veggie-head! Why if I was a selfish saiyajin I could just take off with you to someplace fulla fun-n-magical things and never
bring you back to get fixed EVER! " he said with big sparkily eyes, then shook his head, " But I am not selfish at all so we
will come back after the theme-park and all the other fun stuff I have planned to do with you today! "
" Kakay's so loyal. " Vegeta mused.
" Aww, thank you Vedge'ums! " Goku blushed lightly, " Say, we can't go to the theme-park all covered in paint. They'd
kick us out like they did that last time I went there all covered in mud from sparring against Veggie earlier during that
day--HEY! That's something to add to the list! " he pulled a notepad out of nowhere, " Mud-wrestling with Veggie! " the
saiyajin scribbled at the bottom of his long list, " Anyway! As long as we have to get changed we might as well were
something comfortable! This is a little trick Piccolo taught me--he can create new clothes out of thin air for people you
know! Now Veggie stand still. " Goku pointed at the ouji and instantly in a puff of smoke a little blue gi appeared inplace
of the ouji's paint-splattered training uniform, " There! It's the same blue too! Ya like it? " Goku asked sweetly.
" Kakarrotto's amazing! " Vegeta gawked in awe down at his new outfit, " Hai, it IS comfy! "
" Yes it is! " Goku pointed to himself and suddenly a brand new, clean gi appeared inplace of the previous one. He
grabbed the ouji's hand and put his other free hand to his forehead, " Prepare for liftoff, little Veggie! " Goku cheered,
" TO THE THEME-PARK!! :) " Vegeta grinned back at him.
" TO THE THEME-PARK!! :) "
" ! " Chi-Chi bolted to attention, " Go-chan? " she ran out of the room, " HEY! DID ANYBODY HEAR THAT! " she called
down the stairs. Mirai and Bulma were sitting on the living room couch, watching tv and trying to get rid of the headaches
working on the brain-freezer had caused them earlier.
" Hear what? " Bulma blinked, looking up over her shoulder.
" Goku! I thought I heard Goku. And the Ouji!! " she shouted.
" Poor Chi-Chi-san she looks terrible. " Mirai muttered in pity at the nerve-shot woman.
" It may have been Goku. He WAS eating down in the kitchen earlier. But not Vegeta. He's been unconsious for hours
now. " Bulma shrugged, " He should wake up soon and that's good. I'll give him something to eat and test to see how he's
doing. "
" How can you talk about him like he's a guinia pig! He's an evil little monster! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" YOU HIT HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A CHINA BOWL, CHI-CHI!! You're not in a position to call him that right
now. " she folded her arms and went back to watching tv, " I guess it's just as well though. Having Vegeta asleep can help me
relax a bit. I'll never get that machine done if I'm under stress the whole time I'm working on it. " Bulma sighed.
Chi-Chi walked down the stairs and to the kitchen, " Do--you think Goku's still in here? "
" Who knows. " Bulma yawned and tried to lull off to sleep. Mirai sweatdropped at her, then took the remote control
and happily began changing the channels only to fall over during the middle of the news when a blood-curtling scream came
from the kitchen.
" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Mirai and Bulma zipped over to the open kitchen doorway to see Chi-Chi staring in shock at the messy fingerpaint
splattered kitchen with loads of equally messy paint-covered papers.
" WHAT THE HECK _IS_ THIS?! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" More like what the heck WAS it? " Mirai muttered as he walked inside and wandered about the room.
" WOW Goten your Toussan must really like fingerpaint. "
The others turned around to see chibi Trunks and Goten staring at the mess.
" GOKU did this? " Chi-Chi said in surprise.
" Toussan wanted Trunks's fingerpaints so he and Uncle Veggie could fingerpaint together! " Goten chirped.
" The Ouji's AWAKE?! " Chi-Chi froze, then picked Goten up under the arms, " WHERE IS HE! WHERE ARE _THEY_!! " she
shouted nervously.
" I-I-I-- " Goten's voice shook while she shook his body.
" Hey, calm down. Goten can't talk while you're shaking him. " chibi Trunks sighed.
" Oh. " Chi-Chi blinked, then set Goten down, " Now Goten, tell Mommy where Toussan and the Ouji are. " she said
extra-sweetly.
" I dunno! " Goten replied back in the same tone. Chi-Chi sweatdropped. She glared back at chibi Trunks.
" I said he couldn't talk, I didn't say he knew where they were. " he shrugged.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Ugh. " she folded her arms, then noticed something out of the corner of her eye, " AH-HA! " she
pointed to the lab whose door was swung open, " DOWN THERE! " Chi-Chi ran to the door and down the steps.
" Ch--Chi-Chi come back! " Mirai shouted, dashing after her, " You can't go down there yet! "
" OUJIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! " Chi-Chi ignored Mirai as she ran down the stairs shouting the word like a war-cry.
Bulma merely sighed faintly in shock at the mess Goku and Vegeta had made with the fingerpaints, " Vegeta playing
with fingerpaints--there's something I thought I'd never live to see..or clean up after. "
" KAASAN! " Mirai shouted, " YOU GOTTA COME SEE THIS!!! "
" Speaking of cleaning up after... " Bulma sweatdropped at the sight of her lab, which was now covered in black soot.
Smoke was still rising from the brain-freezer. Bulma paled, expecting the worse, " What--happened here? "
Mirai and Chi-Chi were already near the machine and watching the last several seconds it had erased by way of the
semi-small movie screen he and Bulma had used earlier. Bulma slowly approached the machine to see Goku on the projector.
" There, now little Veggie just sit tight and I will help him back to normal! " the Goku projected onto the wall said
cheerfully. Bulma froze.
" Oh dear God he didn't... "
The screen suddenly fizzed out and went blank only to seconds later of dozens of spliced up and inserted memories
flashing across the screen.
" He chopped the Ouji's memory into mixed salad. " Chi-Chi gawked, " ALRIGHT, GOKU! " she cheered, pumping her fists
in the air. Mirai and Bulma glared at her. Chi-Chi laughed nervously, " Uh-heh-heh-heh... "
" Oh man, Kaasan he must've hit every single button on the machine! " Mirai groaned, " It's gonna take FOREVER to get
Vegeta's brain back to normal NOW! " he slumped to the floor.
Bulma hung her head, " It's alright. We'll just have to work harder then. Goku meant well, he's just not, well, he's
not very technologically literate. " she said in a faraway voice, " But it's not his fault..IS IT! " she glared over at
Chi-Chi.
" What?! Now you're saying it's MY fault! Hey I was busy sleeping I didn't know Goku was going to drag the Ouji down
here to try and fix him! " she defended herself.
" BUT YOU ERASED VEGETA'S MEMORIES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!! " Bulma shouted angrily while Mirai rummaged through a
shelf of objects near the brain-freezer.
" WELL _MAYBE_ IF HE DIDN'T GO AROUND HITTING ON MY GO-CHAN ALL THE TIME I WOULDN'T HAVE TO _DEAL_ WITH HIM!! "
Chi-Chi shouted back.
Bulma gawked in shock and disgust, " ARE YOU CALLING MY VEGETA-KUN A YAOI!!! "
" IF THE STUPID LITTLE WHITE AND YELLOW BOOTS _FIT_!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" WHY YOU-- "
" Found it! " Mirai said cheerfully, causing both women to stop before they started beating each other with items
inside the lab. He held up a disk labeled Vegeta_Oujisama.exe.
" What's that? " Chi-Chi pointed to it.
" A floppy disk. " he stared at her blankly.
" I KNOW THAT! " she snapped, then calmed down, " I mean why were you looking for it? "
" Oh, I made a backup disk of all of Toussan's memories you zapped into the machine the first time incase something
like this would happen, and it usually does. " Mirai nodded, " Besides when you time-travel as much as I do you get a good
feel for what certain people eventually end up doing in certain situations. "
" OH TORUNKUSU-CHAN! You're so smart! " Bulma gave him a hug, " Just like your genius of a mother! "
Mirai sweatdropped. Bulma took the disk from him.
" Haha! This is great! We can easily use this instead of the data on the machine--which apparently seems to have
every memory inside it now so screwed up that if we were to use that source on Vegeta's head his brain would most likely
explode. "
" Really? " Chi-Chi grinned, " A---- "
Both Mirai and Bulma sent her a death-glare. Chi-Chi paused and shut her mouth.
" Now all we have left to do is find Vegeta. I can't have Goku messing with his head anymore than he has already. "
Bulma said, " So? Anyone have any ideas where they went? "
:::" This is the best ice-cream I ever had! Thanks, uhhh, what's you're name again? " Vegeta said, confused as he
turned to Goku who was sitting next to him on the park bench.
" Kakarrotto. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Did you say something? " Vegeta blinked, his brain fizzling. He glanced down at his hand, " HEY! Ice-cream! ":::
" Nah. " Mirai shrugged the idea off, " I don't think Son-kun took out THAT MUCH of Toussan's brain-power. "
Chi-Chi's eyes suddenly widened, :::" I now pronounce you man and, err, wife. " the man said, " You may kiss the
bride. " he nodded to the tuxedo-wearing ouji.
" Come'ere, Kakay! " Vegeta gave the larger saiyajin who happened to be wearing a wedding dress a smooch on the
cheek.
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled embarassingly, then grinned, " I'M VEGGIE'S ~*OUJO*~!!!! ":::
Chi-Chi was about to open her mouth to scream when Mirai blocked the screams path with a random pillow; muffling
the sound as to not destroy his and his mother's eardrums.
" Chi-Chi you ever consider marriage counciling for you and Son-kun? " Bulma asked.
" HA! It's the OUJI you needs the counciling if you ask me! " she snorted.
" Yes, he does. " Bulma said sadly, looking away, " Not all the money or psychologists in the world could decipher
THAT little brain. "
" You should pay a visit to MY timeline. " Mirai put the pillow away, " Both Goku AND Vegeta are dead and you live
all alone! " he pointed to Chi-Chi.
" Oh dear God, you mean they're both in HEAVEN together and I'm still alive. " her eyes widened, " That's almost
as bad as me being dead and them both being immortal!!! "
" Speaking of 'immortal', the dragonballs should be active again in 4 months, so don't get your hair in a knot
over that whole 'Vegeta wishes himself and Son-kun immortal' thing he pulled last fall. "
" Ohhhhh... " Chi-Chi sighed, " But that still doesn't help! MY GO-CHAN COULD BE IN DANGER AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE HE IS!!!! "
" WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! " Goku squealed with joy as he and spun around
inside one of the oversized teacups in the teacup ride, which, due to the outer-space theme was entitled the 'flying
saucer'. The little ouji sitting on the opposite side of the teacup also seemed to be having a huge amount of fun.
" YAY YAY YAY!!! FASTERFASTERFASTER!!! " Vegeta cheered excitedly, standing up on the seat.
" Wahh~~ Veggie sit down you'll-- "
" --*SPLAT*! "
" --fall. " Goku looked down to see Vegeta now laying on the floor, wailing in dizzyness. Goku picked the smaller
saiyajin up and plopped him on his lap, " There there little Veggie, it'll be alright. " he said comfortingly. Vegeta
sniffled slightly, then smiled at him.
" You're so nice to me, Kakay-chan. "
Goku hugged him, " Aww, of course I'm nice to Veggie. I'm ALWAYS nice to my Veggie. " the large saiyajin sighed
warmly.
" Hahaha, 'your' Veggie. " Vegeta's face turned bright red and he started laughing embarassingly as the ride came
to a stop.
Goku hopped out of the completely stopped teacup with the smaller saiyajin in his arms. He set Vegeta down once they
got to the main theme park road again, " Well, that was fun, wasn't it little Veggie! "
" YEAH! " Vegeta grinned, " ...what'll we do next? "
" Hmm, I dunno. " Goku thought outloud for a moment, then spied a booth with a bowl of rice on it, " Ooh, those look
yummy! " he said, walking over to it with Vegeta in tow.
" Oh, these aren't for eating sir. " the woman behind the booth laughed nervously, " They're for necklaces. See, you
get one letter on each piece of rice, then we put them in order in this little glass container and add a string so you can
have anything you want written on your jewelry. " she explained.
Goku stared at her blankly until a little smile suddenly appeared on his face, " Say, do you know how to spell
"Veggie"? "
" So, how do you like your pretty lil rice-Veggie-necklace, Veggie? " Goku asked sweetly as they walked along. Vegeta
was wearing the necklace and eating a big cone of pink cotton-candy.
" It's pretty, Kakay! I like it! " he said happily, rubbing his necklace with his free hand, " And thank you for the
yummy snack too! "
" Aww, you're VERY welcome little Vedge'ums! " the larger saiyajin blushed, then tugged lightly at his own rice
necklace which read "Kakarrotto" on it, " This is turning out to be the best day with Veggie EVER!! " Goku exclaimed,
bouncing around as they walked down the main road in the theme-park. The large saiyajin stopped suddenly and started bouncing
on one foot to the change of music that was now coming out of the speakers. He grinned at Vegeta, " Hey Veggie sing with me!"
" Wha?! " the ouji backed up slightly at the proposal. Goku grabbed him by the wrist.
" Please Veggie! It'll be so much fun to sing with you! "
" Uhh....uhhh.... " Vegeta looked around at the various other people walking by and around them, " Ohhh. "
" It won't be embarassing, I promise. " Goku said warmly, causing Vegeta's face to flush red, " And if anyone tries
to laugh at my little Veggie's singing voice I promise I will get back at them for you. "
" Umm....oh--oh-kay. " the little ouji stammered out. Goku smiled.
" HAHA! HOO-RAY!! " he dashed several feet down the road and grabbed a chocolate ice-cream cone from a nearby vender,
" Oh-kay Veggie! You just follow along and I'll cue you when it's your turn. " he said in a sing-song voice with the music
coming from the park speakers, " You get it? "
" Uh, oh-kay. " Vegeta nodded, still slightly embarassed.
" "This here is a song I wrote, be-doo-bee-doo, I hope you sing it note for note, don't worry, doodoodoodoodoodoodoo
doo, be happy"--SING WITH ME VEGGIE! " he shouted over to Vegeta, who looked a little startled. Goku bounced back over to him
, " "The landlord said your rent is late, be-doo-bee-doo, he may have to litigate, don't worry, doodoodoodoodoodoo--" " Goku
put the chocolate ice-cream-cone up to Vegeta like a microphone, " Go on. "
" Be happy. " Vegeta squeaked out into the mic/ice-cream cone.
" "Ain't got no place to lay your head, be-doo-be-doo, somebody came and took your bed, don't worry, doodoodoodoodoo
doodoo--" "
" Be happy. " the ouji said a little more bravely in in a sing-song voice this time.
" "Ain't got cash ain't got no style, be-doo-be-doo, ain't got no gal to make you smile, but don't worry, doodoodoo
doodooo-- "
" Be happy! " the smaller saiyajin sang.
" DOO-doodoodoo, doodoodoo, dooodooDOdododoododo-- " Goku doo-dooed along as he spun around the ouji, singing; by now
the duo had grabbed itself a small audiance. Goku took Vegeta's free hand and spun the ouji around on his toes, leaving him
disoriented until the larger saiyajin chucked him into the air and caught him with his right arm. He plopped Vegeta back on
the floor and swallowed his ice-cream whole. Goku bent down to Vegeta's height and grabbed his cheeks, " "Cuz when you worry
your face will frown! And that will bring everybody down", " he pulled the ouji's mouth into a frown, then back up into a
smile, " "So don't worry! Be happy!" " Goku let go and Vegeta's cheeks turned a bright red. Goku grabbed him with one arm and
danced a little with the increasingly-turning-red ouji in the small circle of space their crowd had given them, " "Just
listen to what I say; in your life expect some trouble, but when you worry you make it double! So don't worry!" "
" BE HAPPY!! " both saiyajins sang at the same time.
" Be happy now! Doo, doodoodoo, doodoodoo, doodooDOdodododo.. " Goku trailed off, finishing the song. The people
around them clapped loudly and Goku bowed, taking Vegeta with him.
" Aww, your little friend's so cute! " one girl said, bending down to Vegeta's height, " What's his name? "
" This is my little Veggie. " Goku said proudly, " Wave to the nice girl, little Veggie. " he said sweetly, waving
the dazed, dreamy-eyed ouji's hand for him.
" That's so adorable! " she clasped her hands together.
" I know. " Goku grinned, rubbing the top of Vegeta's head. The ouji looked up at him with the dazed expression still
on his face and lept upward, glomping Goku. The larger saiyajin's eyes widened in awe, " OHhhhhhhhhhhh...EEE! " he hugged
Vegeta back tightly only to pause when he heard something coming from the ouji's throat. Goku glanced at his shoulder to see
the smaller saiyajin was purring, " Wow, that's a new sound. " Goku blinked, then rubbed the ouji's back, " Say little Veggie
, what would you like to do next? " he said, walking off as the crowed dissipated.
" I luv u, Kakay. " Vegeta sighed in an almost yawning-like way. Goku felt his face flush pink.
" Uh.......that's, r--really really sweet, Veggie. " he smiled, snapping out of it near the end of his sentence,
" Hey, I bet you'd like to go on some of the water-rides, huh? There's this big one that twists around and around and we get
a two-person innertube and it's really dark and all you can hear is the water until you come out and you're almost a hundred
feet up before plunging straight down into the water!! " Goku said excitedly just thinking about it, " I'll buy us some
swimtrunks and I'll even get you some floatings for your little Veggie arms-n-legs! And maybe even one for your tail! " he
happily held Vegeta out infront of him, " Whaddya say! "
" *purrrrrrrrRRRRrrrr* " the dazed little ouji continued making the noise from his throat.
" Aww! " Goku hugged him tightly again, " I'll take that as a yes! "
" There! It's fixed. " Bulma sighed as she sat back; having given the brain-freezer a complete overhall.
" Where's Goku? WHY HAVEN'T WE GONE OUT TO LOOK FOR GOKU YET!!! " Chi-Chi shouted in paranoia. She had started having
flashes of what in her imagination could possibly have happened to the two saiyajins, and, to put it lightly, had been in
need of a temporary form of restrainment; hence the straightjacket.
" Because it's more important that we fix the machine first. Mirai knows how to use ki, he can easily locate them. "
Bulma explained. Mirai waved to Chi-Chi.
" THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK FOR THEM!! THE OUJI COULD BE HOLDING MY POOR SWEET GO-CHAN CAPTIVE IN ONE OF THOSE RITSY
HOTEL ROOMS RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE GONNA JUST SIT BACK AND LET HIM HURT MY BABY!!! " she wailed, teetering between on the verge
of tears and rage.
" Vegeta wouldn't DO THAT to Goku. " Bulma twitched, annoyed, " Besides he's not in his right mind to do anything,
well, very Vegeta-ish at all. " she shrugged if off.
Chi-Chi sniffled.
" Hey, it's alright Chi-Chi-san. " Mirai smiled, " If you really wanna know, they are someplace safe. "
" WHERE!!! " Chi-Chi boomed.
Mirai scooched away from her with a nervous look on his face, " If I tell you, you promise not to freak out or escape
from Capsule Corp after them? " he stuttered.
Chi-Chi stared for a moment, then smirked, " Yeah Mirai, I, I promise. " she said with her bottom left eyelid
twitching, " Come on, future-boy, tell me where the Ouji took my Go-chan... "
Mirai gulped, then glanced over at his mother with a 'should-I?' expression. Bulma shrugged helplessly, equally as
worried as he was.
" They're, umm, at the Outer-Space Theme Park. " he said finally, " You know, back when all those reporters were
after Toussan because they found out he was the alien who was the accomplice of the alien who destroyed Eastern City.
Everyone thought he was 'cute' and 'innocent' because he didn't actually blow up anybody during that stay on Earth and they
all sold him out with his picture on mugs and t-shirts and that big space amusement park that made him one of it's characters
and Toussan let them keep the park at the end of the deal because it was a real ego-boost for him. " Mirai said, " That
park. "
" Really. " Chi-Chi said.
" Yes. "
" Good. " she smirked, then started screaming wildly again, " NOW LET'S GO STOP HIM BEFORE THAT EVIL LITTLE MONSTER
TAKES MY GO-CHAN INTO THE 'TUNNEL OF LOVE' AND STARTS DOING WHO-KNOWS-WHAT TO HI-- "
" --umm, Chi? " Bulma interupted.
" WHAT?! "
" It's a outer-space themed park. There is no 'Tunnel of Love'. " she corrected Chi-Chi.
" WELL THEN LET'S GO STOP HIM BEFORE HE TAKES MY GO-CHAN INTO WHATEVER THE OUTER-SPACE THEME PARK EQUIVALENT IS TO
THE 'TUNNEL OF LOVE'!!!! " Chi-Chi ranted.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Why do I bother. " she sighed, " Listen, we'll go to the park and look for Goku and Vegeta as
soon as I upload all of Vegeta's memories from Mirai's disk to the machine. Alright? "
" Fine. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes in contemplation.
" Mirai can I have the disk now? " Bulma asked him.
" Uhh, Kaasan, before you do this, there's one thing you should know. " Mirai smiled cheesily.
" What? " Bulma paled.
" Umm, that's not the only disk. " he twiddled his thumbs, " There's, umm, more than just one. "
" Oh. " Bulma said, " Well, he DID have an awful lot of "Kakarrotto" memories marked on his brain, it's no wonder-- "
Mirai pushed a button on one of the walls which turned around to reveal a whole wall-full of floppys. Bulma stook
aback, " Uh, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " he laughed nervously.
" Dear God, we're NEVER going to get this done!! " Bulma shrieked in terror.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi bawled, still sitting on the floor in her straightjacket, " BY THE
TIME I GET TO FIND GO-CHAN AGAIN I'LL BE OLD AND GRAY AND FORGOTTEN AND HE'LL BE IN LOVE WITH THE WEEE-JIIIIIIIIII!!! "
A vein bulged on Bulma's forehead, " OH SHUDDUP!!! "
" YOU SHUDDUP!! " Chi-Chi backfired angrily.
" NO YOU SHUDDUP!! "
" YOU SHUDDUP!! "
" NO YOU SHUDDUP!! "
Mirai flopped back in his chair groaning, " Something tells me this is gonna be a really, REALLY..LONG..DAY... "
" Awwwww, who's the cyoooootest lil-lil Veggie in the *WHOLE*WIDE*WORLD? You are! " Goku cooed at the ouji, who had a
big happy smile on his face from the tone the larger saiyajin was using with him while his tail wagged back and forth. Goku
was just finishing up putting the little yellow floaties on Vegeta's arms and legs and the smaller one on his tail. The ouji
now had a pair of white swim-trunks with a green palm-tree pattern dotted all over them. Goku had gotten himself a pair of
red swim-trunks with a life-guard logo on the front left pantleg, " There! All blown up and ready to go swimming! " Goku said
, " And look what else I got you cuz the ground's so hot! " he held out a pair of blue swimmy-shoes. Goku picked up Vegeta
and plopped him on a nearby bench as he put the ouji's swimmy-shoes on, " So? Veggie wanna walk this time or we gonna
piggyback it to the water-rides? " Goku asked cheerfully.
" Heehee, PIGGY! " Vegeta held his arms out towards the larger saiyajin.
" Oh-kay then! Veggie's choice. " Goku turned around and the ouji hopped onto his back. Goku got up and headed to the
water-rides with his tan flip-flops on, " How ya feeling up there, little Veggie? "
" Great! " Vegeta chirped, " You can see so much stuff up here! I wish I was tall like you, Kakarrotto. "
" Aw, but if Veggie where tall then he would not be little and half of Veggie's charm is that he's so little. " Goku
laughed while Vegeta looked down at him, confused, then grabbed Goku's hair, " YEOW! " Goku yelped. Vegeta let go, startled,
" Veggie what're you doing?! "
" You had something in your hair. " Vegeta replied, " ...I think. " he cocked his head in confusion.
" Veggie's so silly. " Goku laughed, then rubbed the top of his head in mild pain, " Oww. "
" You oh-kay, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta asked, concerned.
" Of course I am Veggie. It was just a little tug, that's all. " Goku said comfortingly, patting Vegeta's foot on his
belly. The ouji sighed and plopped his head on Goku's shoulder and let his arms wobble on their own over the larger
saiyajin's shoulders, " You're not getting tired now, are you Veggie? Cuz, cuz I can go back and buy you some sunglasses if
you want. " he offered.
" I'm fine Kaka-chan. " Vegeta nodded.
" It'll take a while for us to get there on foot, but that way we get to enjoy all the other sights around us. " Goku
smiled, " And, if you want, you can nap on the way there. I'll hold onto you extra-tight and wake you up when we're there,
that oh-kay with you Veggie? "
" That'd be real nice, Kakay. " Vegeta yawned, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Goku looked over at the ouji, " I'm so glad you're happy Veggie. I wish you could be happy forever. I really like it
when you smile. "
" Zzzzzzzzz..zzz...zzz... " the ouji snored softly in response.
" Haha. " Goku laughed quietly, " Waterpark here we come! "
" Well, we're here. FINALLY. " Bulma sighed with relief as the trio got to the park entrence. Bulma rubbed her
bandaged-up hands which were in such deep pain from all the disks she had to insert and upload to the brain-freezer before
they left, " Thanks for driving, Mirai. " she smiled at him.
" Aw, it's no problem at all, Kaasan. " he grinned embarassingly.
Chi-Chi was already several feet infront of them, dashing around to different spots around the other members of the
group, " Go-chan? Go-chan? "
" I'm sorry ma'am, you can't go any further you need to show me your park id. " a voice said from infront of her
while Chi-Chi looked off to the side, gazing around for the two saiyajins.
" WHAT?! LISTEN HERE YOU I DON'T NEED AN I---- " Chi-Chi turned to him and froze to see who it was, " YOU!!! "
" ME. " Vejitto grinned.
" Hi-o! " Gogeta chirped, peeking out from behind his brother.
" WHAT ARE _YOU_ HALF-OUJI-SPAWNED CREATIONS DOING HERE!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, caught between anger and shock.
" Actually we're here to get Kaasan and Toussan. " Gogeta said.
" All those bakas down in h.f.i.l. still believe that stupid rumor Freeza spread around and we figured if we brought
our Mommy & Daddy down to prove them wrong--and then beat them up with us, we'd be able to put a stop to it. " Vejitto
explained.
" Nobody listens to what we say about it anymore. " Gogeta pouted.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" Gogeta! Vejitto! What are you two doing here? " Bulma said, happy to see them as she and Mirai ran over.
" HI BULMA! " Gogeta waved. He whispered, " Onna seems a lil twitchy today. "
" It's a, long story." Bulma rubbed her forehead.
" I like storys! " Vejitto grinned, plopping down on the floor indian-style.
" ME TOO! " Gogeta shouted happily, doing the same.
" Well, umm, I made this machine called the brain-freezer, right, " she started out. Both saiyajins stared up at her.
" Oh, that. We saw that on one of the crystal balls in h.f.i.l. " Vejitto interupted.
" That's how we knew what was happening and where to come! " Gogeta said.
" Mm. " Vejitto got up, followed by his younger brother, " We both figured that you guys would be coming eventually
and there's no real point in bringing Mommy back with us if Mommy's brain is all fried thanks to Chi-Chi and partially
Daddy as well. " he motioned to a nonexistant Goku, " That's why we've been waiting here. " he smiled.
" For you. " Gogeta interupted, pointing at them.
" We're gonna help you get our Mommy and Daddy back to the lab and once Mommy's all fixed we'll ask them to come back
and help us! " Vejitto nodded.
" You mean Daddy. "
" Hm? "
Gogeta smiled, " You mean once Daddy's all fixed. "
" NO, 'mommy'. "
" DADDY! "
" QUIET! " Bulma exclaimed, " Listen, you two can argue over who gets what parental title LATER, right we have to
find them. Any ideas? "
" Ooh! I know! " Gogeta raised his arm, " They're at the--*mmph*! " he yelped as Vejitto slapped his hand over his
mouth.
::Goggie, look at Chi-Chi:: he mentally zapped to Gogeta, ::Does she look in her right mind to you?::
Gogeta turned his head slightly to see Chi-Chi twitching involunarily, especially her left bottom eyelid, ::Heehee,
especially her eye. She looks like that guy in the contact lens commercial who's eyelids keep talking to him::
::Haha, yeah:: Vejitto replied, ::....wait, what was I saying before?::
::Onna looks like a crazed maniac?:: Gogeta offered.
::Oh yeah! Goggie, let's not tell her we sense them out by the waterpark right away. She'll run in there and start
tearing the whole place apart and ruin Toussan & Kaasan's fun. Besides, I like the waterpark, I don't wanna see it torn
apart::
::*sniff* Yeah, I like the giant waterslides too. That's why I brought my swimtrunks!:: Gogeta sniffled, then perked
back up.
::Aww man! I forgot mine!:: Vejitto groaned.
::That's oh-kay, I think they sell them here::
::Good::
" YOU'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER THROUGH YOUR HEADS, AREN'T YOU! " Chi-Chi snapped angrily, interupting the fusions'
conversation.
" How did you know? " Vejitto blinked at her.
" Because you keep making expressions like you're talking to each other but you're not SAYING anything! " she groaned
" Wow. That's sorta awkward. " Gogeta laughed nervously, " Well, let's go! " he said, marching off on his own.
Vejitto shrugged and marched happily after him, soon followed by Mirai and Bulma who walked instead of marching.
Chi-Chi stood there, boiling in her own resentment, then finally stomped after them, " Stupid ouji-spawned creatures,
talking behind my back like they think I'm an idiot... "
" ZZzzzzz...ZZzzz...ZZZzzz.. "
" Hey Veggie? HEY VEGGIE? " Goku said eagerly, shaking the ouji sleeping on his shoulder, " Veggie we're next in line
for the waterslide! Wakeup! "
" Wha-huh? " Vegeta groggily opened his eyes only to have them widen suddenly as he saw a small group of four people
fly down the giant waterslide behind them screaming with excitement, " HOORAY! " he cheered and jumped off of Goku's
shoulders and down beside him. The ouji bounced up and down eagerly, " It's so HUGE! I CAN'T WAIT!!! "
" Next! " the ticket-man called out.
" WHOOO! " the ouji cheered, " Come on Kakarrotto! Let's GO! "
" Veggie is so happy today! " Goku grinned, " I _LIKE_ it! "
" Stand here please. " the man said to Vegeta and pointed to a height chart.
The ouji waddled over and the man examined his height on the chart, " I'm sorry kid, you're too little to get on this
ride. You'll hurt yourself. Sorry. "
Vegeta frowned, hurt, " Hey look over there! " he pointed off into the distance.
" What? " the man looked over his shoulder. Vegeta pounded his fist down ontop of the chart, sending it downwards
several inches. The ticket man looked back only to see the little ouji was now magically matching the height chart to the
correct minimum to ride the waterslide. He blinked, confused.
" Here's my ticket. " the ouji smirked, handing his ticket to the man and walking past him to where the innertubes
and ladders were. There were three large seperate ladders all leading to the slide.
" Oh Veggie you are SO CLEVER! " Goku giggled, clasping his hands together.
" Yes I am! " Vegeta chirped, picking up a blue two-person innertube, " It looks like a half-fused donut. " he
thought outloud.
" Aww, that's kawaii, lil Veggie! " Goku took the innertube, " Here Veggie, lemmie hold it til you get to the top of
the stairs. I don't want you to accidentally slip and fall. " he said warmly, making the ouji's face turn bright red.
" O--oh-kay. " Vegeta squeaked out, then started climbing up the stairs, until he decided he's save himself the
effort and just teleport to the top, " HURRY UP KAKARROTTO!!! "
" COMING! " Goku chirped, then teleported there as well. He plopped the two-person innertube at the edge of the large
, dark tunnel, " Oh-kay little Veggie, since you're so little YOU get to sit in the FRONT! And I sit in the back to support
your lil 105lbs body! " he said as Vegeta climbed into his spot on the tube, sitting down in the donuthole with his arms and
legs hanging over the side and peeking eagerly down the tunnel. He paused and glared over his shoulder, " I'm heavier than
that you know. When I'm a ssj I can get up to 132 pounds, and when I'm ssj2 I can be up to 155 pounds! " he boasted.
" Of course you can Veggie. " Goku said comfortingly, hopping into the back donuthole, " Oh-kay Veggie! On 3 I want
you to push forward with me, k? "
" K. " Vegeta nodded.
" 1, " Goku said, " 2, THREE!! "
Both saiyajin pushed forward and went spiralling down through the waterslide, shouting in excitement.
" AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "
" HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHAHAHAHAAA!!!! "
" Did you just hear what I heard? " Mirai blinked as the group walked by the line for the giant waterslide which had
now gotten tremendously long compaired to when Goku and Vegeta had been there.
" It's Goku! And the OUJI! " Chi-Chi gasped, " They're LAUGHING together! " she turned right and ran towards where
the slide ended and skidded to a halt at the edge of the pool, " Hahaha, I've got you NOW, Ouji! " she pulled a capsule out
and tossed it to the ground, revealing her bazooka. Chi-Chi positioned it over her shoulder and smirked evilly at the ride.
" VEGGIE TURN LEFT, TURN LEFT HAHAHA!! " Goku laughed as they skidded through several areas of the slide that were
open, then back into closed ones again, spinning around dozens of times.
" THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!! " Vegeta whooped. The two finally hit a dive and the innertube plunged straight-downward,
the saiyajins screaming with excitment as the innertube shot out of the bottom of the slide and landed into a semi-deep
wading pool.
" WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! " Goku hooted, pumping his arms in the air. He threw both arms back and slumped happily
into his seat as they drifted along the pool, both completely soaked, " WOW VEGGIE! You were so right! That was the funnest
water-slide EVER! "
" Hahaha! You should've seen the look on your face when we made the really sharp turn. "AHHH!" Hahahaha~!!! " Vegeta
mocked him, then started laughing again, " I like goin' on rides with you, Kakay! "
" *CLICK*CLICK*! " the ouji froze as he felt something touch the back of his head, he turned around in his seat to
see Chi-Chi growling at him.
" Ou-JIIIII.... "
" CHI-CHAN?! " Goku yelped, " Wha-wha, how did you get---DON'T HURT VEGGIE! He only has 15% of his memory back! He
doesn't know half of what he's doing even though he's acting really really kawai-- "
" --Onna. " Vegeta smirked in recognition, causing both Goku and Chi-Chi to freeze on the spot.
" Veggie don't. " Goku whispered, worried.
" Onna's a bad person. " the ouji chuckled evilly, partially remembering her. He latched onto Goku's arm and
snickered, " Isn't that right, Kakay? "
Goku gulped at the furious Chi-Chi, then back at Vegeta, " Uh-oh. "
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12:48 AM 6/8/2003
END OF PART THREE
Chuquita: That it is, that it is. (grins)
Goku: (hugs Veggie) 15% memory-returned Veggie is SO KAWAII!!
Vegeta: (grumbles) I thought it was a little mushy if you ask me.
Chuquita: (happily) Aw Vedge, this was kinda like my I-felt-sorry-for-what-I-did-to-Goku-in-the-last-chapter chapter
so-I-decided-to-treat-him.
Vegeta: (twitches) That had to have been the longest connected word I've ever seen.
Goku: (claps his hands together) Awww, that is so nice of you Chu-sama!
Vegeta: I _DO_ get back to normal in the last chapter of this, right?
Chuquita: (grins) Of course you do! It wouldn't be a fic w/o Veggie!
Goku: That it wouldn't! (hugs Veggie tighter)
Vegeta: (dryly) Encourage him why don't ya.
Chuquita: This seems to be a pretty spontanous fic in the Veggie-brain-change category. (smiles) I always like carrying
things over from one fic to the other like I did with the outer-space theme park from "Flying Saucers". Gives the fic a
lil tighter loosely-connected series feel. As for Veggie getting back to normal, I have one heck of a prize for him at the
end of part 4.
Vegeta: (perks up) Kakay?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) No...but it's a good prize nonetheless.
Vegeta: (semi-pouts) Ohhh...
Chuquita: (to audiance) ALSO, I'll still have Veggie & Son-kun do a lil dance for if you have any idea where to find any
of the full japanese buu episodes w/subs or w/o that I lost copies to back in March! I've spent hours this week just trying
to find a place that has it but with no luck. So if you've found a place that I haven't that has them, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
e-mail or put it in your review!!!
Goku: (pulls out list) (happily) We're looking for the japanese ones from the episode I try to get Veggie to fuse with me
to the very last one where I leave with Uubu!
Vegeta: (sighs) Chu's running out of search engines to look on.
Chuquita: (nods quickly) (lil sad) That I am.
Vegeta: ...I don't have to go dance on the table with Kakarrotto again, do I?
Chuquita: I dunno.....maybe I should offer a prize or somethin....or a 'I'll do this if you find the missing eps'....
*thinks* I'll have to think about it.
Vegeta: Well you've done everything else. (shrugs)
Chuquita: (happy again) And NOW to answer the questions by reviewers!
To Miyanon: Yah, Veggie is one of those people it's hard to imagine a sundress on. Course now Veggie's personality's gone
even more out-of-whack in this chapter (he's gonna be pretty mad or pretty happy once he gets his full memory back; or maybe
even both) Aww, thanks for the encouragement; actually seeing as the snow pushed my graduation date (yes I'm graduating
high school this year *mix-of-nervousness-and-happiness-at-the-same-time*) from June 17 to the 20th I'll probably be able to
have the last chapter done either at the end of this week (exams start Friday) or on the following Monday. Our exams are
half-days and go two periods a half-day so I get to go in late and get done extra-early for periods like lunch and studyhall.
The Veggie-crush thingy was just a lil experiment, but I personally like Veggie doin the ouji bit rather than the oujo.
Vegeta: (smirks) That's because I'm so manly.
Goku: (snorts with laughter)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Chuquita: It's hard to be treated macho when you're only 4'8, huh Veggie?
Vegeta: (grumbles) Shuddup.
To Callimogua: (grins) I'm happy you liked it :D
People Hate Me: Ah, I've seen many gt episodes (thanks to dba) and I've seen the first 2 of 1-5. Yah that was mean 'a Veggie
to do. I still think gt Veggie's a clone.
Goku: (eyes watering) Veggie wouldn't REALLY let the bad scary kidnappers hurt me, would he? (ready to burst into tears)
Vegeta: (nervous laugh) Of--of course I wouldn't Kaka-chan. (pats him on the back)
Goku: (glomps onto Veggie, bawling) THAT'S SO SAD VEGGIE HOW COULD GT VEGGIE GET SO DISLIKING OF ME!!!
Chuquita: Well I'm eventually gonna be doing a lil gt parody of some episodes and that one (#2) was included from the start
so I'll see how that turns out. In that gt Veggie IS a clone Bulma made for the public eye while Z Veggie goes about his
normal 'evil-plotting' routine. Z Veggie's getting a bit more eager because Chi-Chi's finally reaching old-age.
Vegeta: (super-big-shiny-grin) (sneaky laugh) Heh-heh-heh..
(Chu & Goku sweatdrop)
Back to People Hate Me: Yay! I know that Spongebob song! Did you know he has 4 or 5 different voice actors to do his various
voices like the superhero one and his singing voices? I just found that out online the other day :) Haven't seen that game
though, sorry.
To chaos: I think I kinda remember *thinks* I'll try to e-mail but my e-mail's been a lil odd lately, but that'll come up in
another review-reply some lines down from here.
To Nekoni: Hi! Glad you liked the last chapter and I hope you liked this one too. The Veggie-ghosts'll be back in the last
chapter. They're still back at Capsule Corp :D I'd love it if you could send me some of the eps. I'm actually at the point
where I don't even care how long it takes my computer to download the ep OR what media player it's for. I have 4 different
media players so whatever type it is it'll probably work on at least one of them. My favorite one is still realplayer though
(grins) First one I ever used for anything regularly. Pointy teeth are painful! Did you know when teeth first come in they're
really sharp (to poke out of the gums) until they get dulled by eating food? My wisdom teeth came in a couple months ago and
it hurt so much! :( But they're done now so I'm no longer in pain :)
EEEE, I saw that ep! The ssj4 fur's really grown on me--even though that form not related to 1, 2, & 3. I should have Son-kun
learn how to get there in a future fic cuz Veggie's the only one who can do it now. AND the fact that Goku got the pink fur
instead of red like Veggie's is so funny to me.
Vegeta: (sigh of relief) Thank GOD I didn't get PINK.
Goku: (blinks) What's wrong with pink fur?
Vegeta: (snorts) It's too CUTESY, that's what's WRONG with it! You know what you would do if you saw me with PINK fur instead
of RED?
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Hug Veggie even more...?
Vegeta: (twitch) Exactly. The "badman" shirt was enough of the color "pink" to last me a lifetime.
Chuquita: Ahh, I wish they'd re-run those episodes so I could see it again.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
To Rentol: Ah, forgive my horrible knowledge of metrics. Why the US is the only country that doesn't use metrics makes me
have trouble using it. The 150 must've been centimeters. It's millimeter, centimeter, kilometer. Right?
Goku: Yay! Happy song!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
To People Hate Me: Well, here's the next chapter then (grins) the 3rd chapter doesn't have as big of a cliffhanger as the
last one though :)
To FrEaKyMe: Ooh, I've seen the picture for that music video. I'll go download it when I have time if it has Vash's japanese
voice in it :D Didn't know he did that other voice. I've seen a few dub episodes of Cardcaptor Sakura on WB; didn't really
care for the characters but it had cute artwork. It hasn't even been on in a while. If I remember right though I did like
Kero the best though. He was the lil yellow cat who liked playing videogames, right? (likes playing videogames herself)
Which kids do you mean? The chibis psychic-Goku let work in Veggie's play in "Happily Ever After" or Kayka (the girl Goku)
and her timeline Veggie's kids? (I was thinking of having her and the that Veggie and the chibis 'which would be a chibi
naturally-born Goggie & Jitto' in a future fic where chibi Goggie gets sick and they come to the regular timeline to see if
Bulma can help him; dunno if I'll write that or not though, I'd need somemore plotlines for it first). I've seen the dub
episode of that one before; sounds like something Bulma's mom would call Veggie though. (grins) In the manga the Ginyu
Force makes fun of Veggie by calling him Vegeta-chan. Did you know in the sub while Veggie was training in his 'first
gravity room' Bulma's mom told Bulma how much she liked both Goku and Vegeta and was thinking about asking them out on a
date with her at the same time?
Vegeta: (twitches) But she's MARRIED already!! Her daughter's MY AGE! And, and, HOW CAN YOU DATE TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE AND LET
THEM BOTH KNOW AHEAD OF TIME!! THAT'S INSANE!!!
Goku: (chirps) That's cuz we're both so kawaii!
Chuquita: (chuckles) Bunni (Bulma's mom's name) said she liked Veggie because of his mysteriousness and that shadow of his
or something like that. I'd have to find the script.
Vegeta: o_O
Goku: Ahh, the mysteries of Veggies are vast and wide.
To Lil' Chi Chi: What exactly happened to Veggie...*thinks* (explains) Since Chi-Chi zapped all of Veggie's memories of
Goku out of his head, when Veggie encountered him again Veggie had no idea how he was supposed to deal with him. Veggie
was shocked and awed at Son's power (that's why he went out into space to find him in the first place after he caught that
first glimpse of ssj Goku) but since he didn't remember his previous anger and pride/rivalry and instead dealt with Son
acting all warm and friendly with him Veggie thought he should be warm and friendly back....*confused* Did that make any
sense? *sigh* Well, I hope it did. It was a lil confusing. Glad you liked the chapter! I don't like getting colds either.
I hope you feel better soon!
I liked your interviews! They were funny! I dunno why you didn't get many reviews for them; actually I haven't seen too
many interviews on ff.net lately so it's good to see one. Urm, I'd say maybe there's not many because they're a little
long, but I've seen a lot of long fics before that still do well. I'd probably have to go online and look it again though;
right now it's too late at night for me to go on but I'll look tommorow which is really today (looks at clock). Anyway I
still hope you do another interview or fic anyways. As long as you have fun doing it just keep going :)
To Farhan: Ah, I wouldn't like being blind at all. I wouldn't be able to see the screen to even type anything *sweatdrops*
And all my screenshots & doodles would be totally pointless! Congrads to those guys though who're able to overcome being
blind though. *nods to them* I sure couldn't do it. Yah I know some japanese terms but I mostly let the subtitles or
summaries or scripts or actual action on the screen help me out. It seems a hard language to learn but I may get a kanji
dictionary or something like that sometime so I can translate :) Glad you liked the hotdogs!
To Christina G: Aww, so glad you liked the soup & the Veggie-ghosts & the poems :) They were all really fun scenes to
write. I'm trying to decide actually if I keep the Veggie-ghosts on as residents of Capsule Corp or have them get blown up
in the next chapter somehow. *sweatdrops* (A/N: That sounded a lil harsher than intended *'nother sweatdrop*)
Really? That would make a sense and add onto my 'high-pitched voices are used for pure-good characters' thing I read about.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, hey Veggie, "..do you find me "attractive"?"
Vegeta: (falls over, twitching) ...
Goku: (peeks at him) Veggie?
Vegeta: (jumps to his feet, an embarassed bright red) KUSO GT-KAKA-QUOTE!! (shakes his fist in the air)
Chuquita: Hee~~ Veggie's sub voice is my favorite. He's also able to stretch his voice more than his dub counterparts.
(to Veggie & Goku) Did you hear the review guys? You get to do the tango!
Goku: YAY! (does lil cheer) (sing-song) More dancing with Veggie! Dancing with Veggie is FUN!
Vegeta: (bright red) BUT I ALREADY TANGOED WITH HIM--in--in a previous story!!
Chuquita: That was a while ago and this is for the whole please-help-us-find-the-lost-kid-buu-sub-eps thing. (nods)
Goku: (holds up flower) Can I hold the rose in my mouth or does Veggie wanna do it?
Vegeta: AAUGH!!!
To Rissa of the Saiyajin: LOL! Omg, that's so ironic! I've written two stories before for school with Goku & Veggie in
them under the guise of different names. One I did recently to send into my next-year's college (forget the magazine name)
magazine but it didn't get it; my poem did though but that wasn't about Son & Veggie; it was about some people who go have
a picnic on a good day but as soon as they get there it rains and they decide to go to the movies instead. It's a shame I
didn't backup that story; I was toying with posting it on ff.net (after changing the names back to Goku and Vegeta) I might
try and see if I can get a copy of it back though. In that fic I named them Otto and Geta (take one guess where I got the
names ::grins::). I don't think it made it because I had to backtrack the personalities; at least Veggie's, a little bit
and he was a bit grumpy to Goku in it. Oh! And Chi-Chi (or in the fic, Onna) was Goku's sister who dropped him off at
Veggie's to get rid of him cuz he was annoying. "Otto" kept breaking "Geta's" dvd player and Veggie finally bought the
umpteenth new one but this was had special powers and it could fast forward and rewind the world around it and they
eventually get stuck in the future and then one of them accidentally breakes the remote and everything around them goes
black and Veggie's mad at Goku about it. BUT the other story I did the year before that that I sent into my current
school's story/poem magazine DID make it in. So I do have a Goku & Veggie sorta-fanfic actually published in a book
somewhere! ::grins:: In that one I think I called them Pablo and Burrito (Fajita was too close-sounding to Vegeta). I was
taking spanish at the time and I was on a "look I can speak another language kick". In that one they were walking down the
street and Goku(Pablo) keeps yapping and Veggie's mad and wants to shut him up and they run into an old lady who gives them
a mysterious bag (that was the one rule I had to put in the fic cuz it was the creative-writing assignment) and there's a
whistle inside. Anything Veggie blows the whistle at instantly mutes. But then the complete silence makes him paranoid and
he can't find the lady who gave it to him so he can reverse it. Goku takes the whistle from him and blows it at Veggie not
knowing any better and Veggie can't talk. Somehow Goku avoided the first whistle-blast and starts yapping again and Veggie
can't do anything about it.
Chuquita: (looks at fingers) Oww that was long. (wiggles her fingers in slight pain)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) How come I ended up in pain in both stories? (smirks) At least you named Onna correctly.
Chuquita: Well I figured "how many people reading this know Onna is japanese for woman or would even get the inside-joke
pun)
Goku: There's a joke? (cocks his head)
Chuquita: Yeah, cuz that's what Veggie calls her in my fics.
Goku: (enlightened) OHHHHHh..
To Laura: I tried to e-mail you back two times but my mail kept getting sent back to me! :( I dunno if it's me or your
address. The e-mail that got sent back to me said that your mail-box is too full to fit my letter into. (confused) Is that
what happened? If it is I still have a copy of the e-mail and can send my reply back to you once you, uh, delete an e-mail
or something. I didn't want you to think I ignored it. And I have no yahoo instant messanger to let you know that. I have
a yahoo e-mail address though. Dunno if it'd work that way. Anyways, happy you liked the chapter! (grins) I'm so happy
someone remembered the manga Veggie! Bejita was supposed to be the actual (from the original japanese dbz anime/manga)
Veggie. I had the original japanese Goku come too. *What did I call him* (goes to check) OH! Wait I called the original
Veggie, Bejeeta. (It was back in "Lawn Jockey") Wow that was over a year ago! (eyes widen) Now where's Goku's? OH! I
called him Gokou. Actually "Gokou"'s become my favorite spelling for his name but it'd be too awkward for me to change
spellings for Goku now.
Goku: Heehee, Gokoujo!
Vegeta: (twitches) Hai, I agree with Chu. Let's keep the extra "o" out for now. (pale green)
Goku: (grins) (whining) NO. That's so cool! I can keep my earth name AND squeeze the oujo thing in it!
Chuquita: But it still sounds the same so what does it matter?
Gokoujo: Yeah, but this is a fanfic, no one can HEAR any words. You see them!
Vegeta: GET THE OUJO PART OUT OF YOUR NAME, BAKA!
Goku: (pouts) Aww.. I miss me "o".
To Nasiya: Yes, Veggie is a 'little' bit obsessed with "Kakarrotto" (grins) but that's one of the things that makes him
so unique! I mean, when you compare him to Goku's other "rivals" ranging from Kuririn all the way to Piccolo, NONE OF THEM
became as obsessed with him in the show as Veggie did. And I like to use Veggie's obsessiveness in my fics; because it's
FUN!
Vegeta: I'm not obsessed. (proudly) I like to think of it more as "focused".
Goku: (sweatdrop) You're focused on me?
Vegeta: Yes, yes I am.
Goku: ...
Vegeta: ...
Goku: (uneasy) That sounds a lil stalker-like, doesn't it?
Chi-Chi's voice: (from some unseen place) HE _IS_ YOUR _STALKER_ GOKU!!!
(Chu, Son, & Veggie look around, confused and slightly frightened)
Chuquita: Well that was werid.
Vegeta: (snorts) Baka Onna, she's probably in a sound booth up there or somethin.
Goku: (shudders) I am frightened.
Vegeta: (points at him) HA! I TOLD YOU ONNA WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT SCARED YOU THE MOST!!
Goku: (yelps) No it's not true!
Chuquita: And finally, to ?
To ?: Of course it's out of character; Veggie got his memory zapped away! (grins) And as for the others, they've just
developed this way over time.
Goku: (happily) I am an age-ed good. Like wine,..or cheese.
Vegeta: (flatly) Uh-huh. (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: *whew*! That was like, just as many revs to answer as last time. (happily) I'm so happy and thankful to all
my reviewers, but I got a question now. The reviewer-replies take up a butt-load of space on the End Corners. Should I
keep doing them? I mean, do you like reading them or should I just answer the ones that have questions in them or what?
I dunno if you guys mind the long end-corners due to the replies or not and I wanna know what I should do in part 4's
end corner for it. I mean, I like answering them but I wanna know if you like them or not. Should I shorten my replies or
change the length depending on how much space the rest of the fic took already?
Goku: (smiles) Advice is free and helpful, just like ME! :D
Chuquita: Well, I guess that wraps up part 3 for now. Hope you enjoyed it!
Goku: (puts the rose in his mouth) And now tangos with Veggies! (grabs Veggie and snaps his fingers, causing tango music
to appear) (smushes Veggie against his side)
Vegeta: (freaking out) WAHH! NO NO NO!! BAD FLASHBACKS TO CHEEK-TO-CHEEK-KI-BLAST!! STOPSTOPSTOP!!
Goku: But Veggie we're not even bent over so your cheek doesn't even touch mine.
Vegeta: (bright red) Still-too-close! Much MUCH too close!!
Goku: (cheers) DIP ME VEGGIE! (leans back)
Vegeta: (glowing even bright red) WaaahHHHhahHHHhahhhAAAAAhhhh....
Chuquita: And we leave you on this note!
Goku: (sings a note) LA!!!!
Vegeta: (still glowing; dazed) ...AAHhhhhhhHHHhhh......
Chuquita: (to audiance) Remember! If you know where the japanese Vejitto to the end full episodes can be found. E-mail
or leave it in your review! It will be appreciated beyond belief and we'll think up some way to thank you!
Goku: (blinks) Little Veggie, you can undip me now...the blood is starting to rush to my head...
Vegeta: (*BIG* red glow) Heeheeheee......Kha-keeeeeee~~...
Goku: ? (tilts his head) (grins at audiance) And remember! There are many ways to spell Veggie! But only ONE way to
spell little! Bye-bye everybody!!!
