Sheba: Yes! This is the second chapter, which will be written by...well, me. Oh, and no flames.

Disclaimer: bite me.

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Sheba was pursuing her opponent through the thick forest. Good, there's a dead end up ahead. He's all mine.

She smirked to herself, then increased her great speed.

Bursting into the clearing, she was met by her confused and frightened opponent, who had his back pressed to the stone face of the escarpment. Sheba put her hands together and gathered her energy for a fatal blast.

"This is the end of the line for you!" she spat. "Any last words?"

The petrified victim's jaw dropped open, preparing to give his last pleas for his pathetic life.

"I don't wanna waaaaste...myyy...time, become another casualty of society!" he belted out.

Sheba raised an eyebrow. What the hell?!

Suddenly, her bedroom floor smacked her in the face. She was wide awake now, and her phone was ringing to the tune of "Fat Lip." She dug around the tangle of blankets and dirty gi's until her hand touched the furiously ringing phone.

Sheba answered it, heard Yiku's voice on the other end, and slammed it back down on the receiver. Moments later, it rang again.

"What?" Sheba demanded, finally giving in and picking it up.

Yiku snickered. "Are you doing anything today?"

Now Sheba was seriously annoyed. "No. Why?"

Yiku was obviously trying not to burst out laughing. "Because... how would you like to attend the greatest party of a ti--"

Click.

Yiku rolled her eyes and redialed the number to the Son residence. Sheba picked up, and before Yiku could say anything, said firmly, "No."

"Aww, come on, Sheba! What's the worst that could happen?"

"What's the worst that could--WERE YOU IN A COMA TWO MONTHS AGO?! YOU DESTROYED MY HOUSE!"

"That was an accident! Besides, what are the chances that could happen again? Bulma and my uncle Vegeta are out of town! We'll have Capsule Corp. all to ourselves!"

Sheba groaned. There was no talking to this girl!

"Come on! Bring Goten and call Kurama and haul your ass on over here!"

Sheba heard a dialtone, and she knew she had no choice in the matter. She also knew that by the sound of Yiku's voice, she had caffeine that morning. Oh kami...

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A/N: Sorry the chapters are so short! But since there are two of us writing this story, it will be updated fairly often. Review!