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on you! Im.....sorry.....
Chapter 4
In the fortress of "Herbally Essence," our five heroes met in Yiku-er, excuse me, Princess Pyro's, bathroom, because it was bigger than the others.
Hiei (O Lord of the Herbally Essence) sat on the closed toilet, his throne.
Yiku (Princess Pyro) sat on the other toilet, her throne, wondering why the hell there were two toilets in her bathroom. Actually, I wonder, too......
Kurama (Captain Pretty) sat on the bench, next to Sheba (Captain Klepto).
Goten, who had been officially dubbed Jeff, by Hiei, sat on the sink, as they all were in deep thought.
Goten thought, "Heh heh, this is cool...."
Sheba thought, "How do we get Trunks?"
Kurama thought, "This is boring....."
Hiei thought, "Okay, if I move the seven of spades onto the eight of diamonds...."
Yiku, the poor dear, thought, "Why the hell are there two toilets in here?!"
After about an hour of silence and staring, and after having to evacuate the bathroom twice because someone had to crap, Sheba jumped up and proclaimed, "I've got it!"
Everyone, except Sheba, jumped in surprise.
"Do tell", Goten said.
Yiku raised her hand and stood up, "What are we talking about again?"
Ignoring the high half Saiyan, Sheba started to tell her plan to the Alliance of the Bamboo (A/N: Thats from Kearia's story 'Purple High', btw).
They all grinned evilly, and exited the bathroom in silence to carry out the evil plot. Oh dear God, help us.....
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Meanwhile, Trunks had just gotten off the phone with Yusuke, whom, with Kuwabara, was on his way, when Trunks realized that it had gotten extremely quiet since his cousin and her little friends had gone upstairs. He started to cringe in fear of what was going on, but simply ignored the feeling.
Trunks then heard the opening of his favorite TV Show, "Dragonball Z", and raced to go watch it.
About 15 minutes later, Trunks was still watching his show, as, little did he know, his cousin, Yiku, and company had snuck up to behind the couch.
Well, actually, Yiku and Sheba were behind the couch, holding Hiei's paint stained, but still smelly, cloak, while Goten, Kurama and Hiei were behind the door, holding a rope.
Of course, being high doesn't make you stupid, necessarily, so the five, uhh, druggies masked their energy, so that the purple haired half Saiyan wouldn't sense them.
It was just getting to the good part in the show, when suddenly, the commercials aired. In the first commercial, a man in sunglasses, sitting at a table, spoke:
"Have you ever felt as if you were being watched?"
Trunks squirmed uncomfortably in his seat.
"Do you feel uncomfortable being alone, or when your high cousin and her friends have gone suddenly quiet?"
Trunks eyes went wide. He nodded to the TV man.
"Well, no more! Now you can get-"
Trunks didn't get to see the end of the commercial, as Hiei, who was only in his pants, which were pink, Goten, and Kurama, all with crazed looks on their faces, sprang from behind the door and tied him up before he could react.
Hiei then shouted, "Bring out the cloak!"
Kurama then interjected. "Wait!"
"Are you threatening me?!", Hiei questioned.
"No, Almighty Lord! I must make sure first!"
Kurama then put his face up to Trunks, as Trunks noticed a glazed over look in his eyes. The demon seemed to be.....examining him for....something or other.
After about twenty minutes, Kurama jumped up and proclaimed, "He has been chosen!"
"Can I say it now?", Hiei asked threateningly.
Kurama nodded, so Hiei proclaimed, "Bring out the Cloak of Fumes!"
At this moment, Trunks was wondering what the hell was going on, then he watched as his cousin and Sheba, sprung out from behind the couch, carrying what looked like Hiei's cloak, but it was pink....and smelly.
The two girls then smothered the poor half Saiyan with the cloak.
Trunks squirmed, but try as he might, the cloak stayed over his face.
About two minutes later, Trunks went limp.
They un-cloaked him and untied him, and were very surprised and disturbed at the sight:
Trunks was smiling this big dopey smile, with his eyes crossed. He then jumped up and saluted to Hiei. "My liege, I wish to join this Alliance!"
Hiei simply told him, "Wait! You have to prove yourself worthy to join!"
Trunks's expression turned to a sad one. "How?"
"GROUP HUDDLE!", Yiku exclaimed.
They all, except Trunks, who was about to cry, huddled in the corner and whispered. Of course, Trunks could hear everything; it was gibberish, though, and making no sense whatsoever.
They then yelled, "Break!" and broke apart. Goten stepped forward.
"I, Jeff, with my team, have reached a conclusion. Trunks, your task is....."
"--to bring us...A SHRUBBERY!" Kurama cut in.
The Alliance members squealed "Nee!" in agreement, then stopped and thought about it for a second. The member in question gave an embarrassed cough and muttered "sorry..."
"TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF AND NOT USE YOUR FLYING POWERS!"
Trunks raced up the stairs, the Alliance in hot pursuit, up to the roof.
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Meanwhile, Yusuke and Kuwabara were three quarters of the way to Capsule Corp. They were purposely going slow because Kuwabara had one of those feelings.
"Hey, Urameshi", Kuwabara started.
"Yeah?"
"I've got one of those feelings again."
"What, you gotta piss?"
"NO! Something bad is gonna happen! I know it!"
They continued until they could see the top of the tall building where they had been summoned to. With every step, fear grew.
Also with every step grew a clearer picture of the building. When they got close enough, Yusuke could make out tiny people on the roof. Then, he could see that, oh God....
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"BRING OUT THE CANDIDATE!" Yiku yelled on the roof. On command, the roof door opened, and through it came two solemn faced Hiei and Goten. In between them was Trunks, covered from head to toe in pillows, with a very worried, but somehow brave, look on his face. The three walked, as Sheba and Yiku hummed a death march:
"Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, daa. Daa duh da dum, da da dum...."
As he reached the roof's edge, Trunks had some sort of watery substance poured over him by Sheba.
Yiku gave Hiei and Goten a signal, and the two pushed the soon-to-be-member- if-he-survived off the roof. As a scream, you could hear: "Yaaaaaaaaaayyy- Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Trunks landed with a splat and a thud onto the ground, right in front of Kuwabara and Yusuke, who just stared, very disturbed and confused. Trunks was just laying there, on his face.
They then heard a "Whoo-hoo!" from the roof, and looked up to see what looked like Yiku and Sheba dancing around....
Trunks then stood up in surprise, hands up in the air and yelled victoriously and loudly, "I'M OKAY!!!!!!!!!!"
Then, much to everyone's surprise, the purple-haired saiyan caught on fire. He kinda ran around like a deranged chicken on speed.
From the roof, Yiku yelled, "ARE YOU OKAY NOW?!"
Trunks screamed much like his 3 year old sister, and kept running. Then, he suddenly stopped, as he was now frozen.
Once again from the roof, Sheba yelled, "HOW BOUT NOW?!"
There was no reply this time, much to the Alliance's both dismay and .....may.......? Oh well, they were both happy and disappointed. The four high maniacs ran down to see what was wrong.
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Yusuke and Kuwabara had gone inside, because they were worried when Kurama wasn't on the roof. They searched everywhere for the fox demon.
Kuwabara was very scared because the house was dark and trashed. Yusuke acted like it was the most normal thing in the world.
All of a sudden, a door opened wide, and the two saw Kurama, who was dressed in only green spandex, which only horrified Yusuke and Kuwabara more. It started to bring back terrible memories.
They could also see that Kurama was holding a purple plant of some sort, and walking very, very slowly.
Yusuke decided to risk it. "Whatcha doin', Kurama?"
Kurama only looked at Yusuke, and kept walking...walking slowly. The fox demon carried the Plant of Highness to a corner in the living room, and set it down gently. He, too, sat down in front of the plant, and started bowing before it.
"All hail the Almighty plant!", Kurama chanted over and over.
Then, as if sensing Kuwabara and Yusuke there, the plant opened up and started spraying purple smoke everywhere around the room.
Try as they might, the two boys couldn't hold their breaths for long. They both started screaming and twitching, while Kurama was still worshipping the plant.
The two boys eventually fell to the floor in heaps.
Kuwabara was the first to wake up. Kurama ran over to him. "General Ugly, are you injured?"
Kuwabara stared up at Kurama and smiled. "Captain Pretty... LET'S PREPARE TO KICK SOME SQUIRRELY ASS!!!!!"
~End Chapter 4~
(panting) Well, please review! Keaira, PLEASE DO NOT SUE!!! If you would like us to discontinue this story, please tell us so, and we will abandon our dreams and settle somewhere in the Himalayas, where the deer, and the antelope play. WE LOVE YOU!!!!! ~Sheeku
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SAYA WUZ HERE!!!! hee hee...
Chapter 4
In the fortress of "Herbally Essence," our five heroes met in Yiku-er, excuse me, Princess Pyro's, bathroom, because it was bigger than the others.
Hiei (O Lord of the Herbally Essence) sat on the closed toilet, his throne.
Yiku (Princess Pyro) sat on the other toilet, her throne, wondering why the hell there were two toilets in her bathroom. Actually, I wonder, too......
Kurama (Captain Pretty) sat on the bench, next to Sheba (Captain Klepto).
Goten, who had been officially dubbed Jeff, by Hiei, sat on the sink, as they all were in deep thought.
Goten thought, "Heh heh, this is cool...."
Sheba thought, "How do we get Trunks?"
Kurama thought, "This is boring....."
Hiei thought, "Okay, if I move the seven of spades onto the eight of diamonds...."
Yiku, the poor dear, thought, "Why the hell are there two toilets in here?!"
After about an hour of silence and staring, and after having to evacuate the bathroom twice because someone had to crap, Sheba jumped up and proclaimed, "I've got it!"
Everyone, except Sheba, jumped in surprise.
"Do tell", Goten said.
Yiku raised her hand and stood up, "What are we talking about again?"
Ignoring the high half Saiyan, Sheba started to tell her plan to the Alliance of the Bamboo (A/N: Thats from Kearia's story 'Purple High', btw).
They all grinned evilly, and exited the bathroom in silence to carry out the evil plot. Oh dear God, help us.....
__________________________________
Meanwhile, Trunks had just gotten off the phone with Yusuke, whom, with Kuwabara, was on his way, when Trunks realized that it had gotten extremely quiet since his cousin and her little friends had gone upstairs. He started to cringe in fear of what was going on, but simply ignored the feeling.
Trunks then heard the opening of his favorite TV Show, "Dragonball Z", and raced to go watch it.
About 15 minutes later, Trunks was still watching his show, as, little did he know, his cousin, Yiku, and company had snuck up to behind the couch.
Well, actually, Yiku and Sheba were behind the couch, holding Hiei's paint stained, but still smelly, cloak, while Goten, Kurama and Hiei were behind the door, holding a rope.
Of course, being high doesn't make you stupid, necessarily, so the five, uhh, druggies masked their energy, so that the purple haired half Saiyan wouldn't sense them.
It was just getting to the good part in the show, when suddenly, the commercials aired. In the first commercial, a man in sunglasses, sitting at a table, spoke:
"Have you ever felt as if you were being watched?"
Trunks squirmed uncomfortably in his seat.
"Do you feel uncomfortable being alone, or when your high cousin and her friends have gone suddenly quiet?"
Trunks eyes went wide. He nodded to the TV man.
"Well, no more! Now you can get-"
Trunks didn't get to see the end of the commercial, as Hiei, who was only in his pants, which were pink, Goten, and Kurama, all with crazed looks on their faces, sprang from behind the door and tied him up before he could react.
Hiei then shouted, "Bring out the cloak!"
Kurama then interjected. "Wait!"
"Are you threatening me?!", Hiei questioned.
"No, Almighty Lord! I must make sure first!"
Kurama then put his face up to Trunks, as Trunks noticed a glazed over look in his eyes. The demon seemed to be.....examining him for....something or other.
After about twenty minutes, Kurama jumped up and proclaimed, "He has been chosen!"
"Can I say it now?", Hiei asked threateningly.
Kurama nodded, so Hiei proclaimed, "Bring out the Cloak of Fumes!"
At this moment, Trunks was wondering what the hell was going on, then he watched as his cousin and Sheba, sprung out from behind the couch, carrying what looked like Hiei's cloak, but it was pink....and smelly.
The two girls then smothered the poor half Saiyan with the cloak.
Trunks squirmed, but try as he might, the cloak stayed over his face.
About two minutes later, Trunks went limp.
They un-cloaked him and untied him, and were very surprised and disturbed at the sight:
Trunks was smiling this big dopey smile, with his eyes crossed. He then jumped up and saluted to Hiei. "My liege, I wish to join this Alliance!"
Hiei simply told him, "Wait! You have to prove yourself worthy to join!"
Trunks's expression turned to a sad one. "How?"
"GROUP HUDDLE!", Yiku exclaimed.
They all, except Trunks, who was about to cry, huddled in the corner and whispered. Of course, Trunks could hear everything; it was gibberish, though, and making no sense whatsoever.
They then yelled, "Break!" and broke apart. Goten stepped forward.
"I, Jeff, with my team, have reached a conclusion. Trunks, your task is....."
"--to bring us...A SHRUBBERY!" Kurama cut in.
The Alliance members squealed "Nee!" in agreement, then stopped and thought about it for a second. The member in question gave an embarrassed cough and muttered "sorry..."
"TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF AND NOT USE YOUR FLYING POWERS!"
Trunks raced up the stairs, the Alliance in hot pursuit, up to the roof.
_________________________________________
Meanwhile, Yusuke and Kuwabara were three quarters of the way to Capsule Corp. They were purposely going slow because Kuwabara had one of those feelings.
"Hey, Urameshi", Kuwabara started.
"Yeah?"
"I've got one of those feelings again."
"What, you gotta piss?"
"NO! Something bad is gonna happen! I know it!"
They continued until they could see the top of the tall building where they had been summoned to. With every step, fear grew.
Also with every step grew a clearer picture of the building. When they got close enough, Yusuke could make out tiny people on the roof. Then, he could see that, oh God....
_____________________________________
"BRING OUT THE CANDIDATE!" Yiku yelled on the roof. On command, the roof door opened, and through it came two solemn faced Hiei and Goten. In between them was Trunks, covered from head to toe in pillows, with a very worried, but somehow brave, look on his face. The three walked, as Sheba and Yiku hummed a death march:
"Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, daa. Daa duh da dum, da da dum...."
As he reached the roof's edge, Trunks had some sort of watery substance poured over him by Sheba.
Yiku gave Hiei and Goten a signal, and the two pushed the soon-to-be-member- if-he-survived off the roof. As a scream, you could hear: "Yaaaaaaaaaayyy- Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Trunks landed with a splat and a thud onto the ground, right in front of Kuwabara and Yusuke, who just stared, very disturbed and confused. Trunks was just laying there, on his face.
They then heard a "Whoo-hoo!" from the roof, and looked up to see what looked like Yiku and Sheba dancing around....
Trunks then stood up in surprise, hands up in the air and yelled victoriously and loudly, "I'M OKAY!!!!!!!!!!"
Then, much to everyone's surprise, the purple-haired saiyan caught on fire. He kinda ran around like a deranged chicken on speed.
From the roof, Yiku yelled, "ARE YOU OKAY NOW?!"
Trunks screamed much like his 3 year old sister, and kept running. Then, he suddenly stopped, as he was now frozen.
Once again from the roof, Sheba yelled, "HOW BOUT NOW?!"
There was no reply this time, much to the Alliance's both dismay and .....may.......? Oh well, they were both happy and disappointed. The four high maniacs ran down to see what was wrong.
_____________________________
Yusuke and Kuwabara had gone inside, because they were worried when Kurama wasn't on the roof. They searched everywhere for the fox demon.
Kuwabara was very scared because the house was dark and trashed. Yusuke acted like it was the most normal thing in the world.
All of a sudden, a door opened wide, and the two saw Kurama, who was dressed in only green spandex, which only horrified Yusuke and Kuwabara more. It started to bring back terrible memories.
They could also see that Kurama was holding a purple plant of some sort, and walking very, very slowly.
Yusuke decided to risk it. "Whatcha doin', Kurama?"
Kurama only looked at Yusuke, and kept walking...walking slowly. The fox demon carried the Plant of Highness to a corner in the living room, and set it down gently. He, too, sat down in front of the plant, and started bowing before it.
"All hail the Almighty plant!", Kurama chanted over and over.
Then, as if sensing Kuwabara and Yusuke there, the plant opened up and started spraying purple smoke everywhere around the room.
Try as they might, the two boys couldn't hold their breaths for long. They both started screaming and twitching, while Kurama was still worshipping the plant.
The two boys eventually fell to the floor in heaps.
Kuwabara was the first to wake up. Kurama ran over to him. "General Ugly, are you injured?"
Kuwabara stared up at Kurama and smiled. "Captain Pretty... LET'S PREPARE TO KICK SOME SQUIRRELY ASS!!!!!"
~End Chapter 4~
(panting) Well, please review! Keaira, PLEASE DO NOT SUE!!! If you would like us to discontinue this story, please tell us so, and we will abandon our dreams and settle somewhere in the Himalayas, where the deer, and the antelope play. WE LOVE YOU!!!!! ~Sheeku
.. ..
SAYA WUZ HERE!!!! hee hee...
