Title: The Young and the Hopeless

Genre: Romance/ Humor/Drama

Rating: PG 13

Disclaimer: I don't own shit! I own Nay/Naomi. That is it. The rest of the peeps are owned by, themselves or the WWE or something.

Summary: Screw summaries, just read and make up your own damn summary ;-)

~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!

}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}

~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!~i~!

"So.Shannon has a girlfriend now?" I asked, changing the subject. "Yeah, she's really sweet." "What's her name?" Before he could answer, there was a knock at the door. "That's probably Shannon." "Probably, let me answer it!" I said, getting up and running towards the door. Jeff followed behind me, obviously trying to beat me there, and we started sliding on the tile floor. I turned the corner and started sliding faster than I could handle. I ended up running into the door and falling flat on my ass, only to be helped up by Jeff. As soon as I stood up I yanked the door open, but to my surprise, it wasn't Shannon. "Is Matt here?" A red headed chick, looking to be in her late, late teens asked. "No, I don't think so," I replied, somewhat confused. "Who are you?" She asked me, rudely. "No body you know," I replied, becoming annoyed. I started to shut the door but she punched it back open. I let go, which caused it to slam into the wall behind it. "Matt's here, let me talk to him!" She demanded. "Dude, matt aint here, if he was here I'd be more than happy to let you talk to him or whatever, but he's not here," I tried to explain, but she invited herself in. "You're such a fucking liar," She said, getting into my face. "Ok, whatever," I replied, turning and walking away. "Jeff! Is matt here?" I shouted from the end of the hallway. He peeked his head out from inside of his bedroom, "No, I told you everybody's out for the night, remember?" "Yeah, but this fuckwad over here doesn't understand that," I said, referring to the redhead standing behind me. "Excuse me?" "Oh god, get over it, will ya?" I said walking towards the front door. "Matt aint here, you can phone him later or something, what's your name? I'll tell him you dropped by," I said, holding the door open. "I'm Amy, Matt's girlfriend. You need to watch yourself," She 'warned' walking towards the door. "Yadda Yadda Ya. Bye bitch bye." I said, slamming the door in her face once she finally got outside. I ran back to Jeff's bedroom and jumped on his back. "What was that all about?" He asked, swinging me off onto the bed. "Some chick named Amy, claimed she's Matt's girl hoe." "Oh, Amy. Yeah.she's really obsessed with him. They're good for each other, I guess," he stated, laying on me. I smiled and kissed him. This time, he deepened it, but we were interrupted by a knock at Jeff's bedroom door frame. "Hello hello hello! No hanky panky you two!" It was Shannon. He walked in and plopped down on the bed, leaving his girlfriend outside of Jeff's room. Jeff stood up off of me and jumped onto Shannon. "God Shannon, that was so queer," I commented, even though he wasn't listening. I looked around and noticed that Shannon was the only person ,in addition to Jeff and me, in the bedroom. "Hey Shannon, where's your girl?" I asked, causing him to jump up, knocking Jeff to the floor. "She's.right out here," He said, walking out of Jeff's room. A couple seconds later he appeared in the door way again, only this time, a girl about fifteen walked in wearing a black tube top and black bondage pants behind him chewing bubble gum. She popped a bubble and ran her fingers through her midnight blue hair, brushing it back. Shannon grabbed her hand and sat down in a nearby chair, pulling her onto his lap. "This is Aaron, my girlfriend," He introduced her. He pointed at me, I was laying on my side propping my head up with my hand, and introduced me to her, "That's Naomi, but you can call her crack head." I sat up quickly. "Hey! I am not a crack head!" He put his hand down underneath of the cushion on the chair he was sitting in and pulled out a bag of weed, "What do you call this then?" "I.uh.that's not mine." I said, jumping up and snatching it from him. "That's what I thought!" He said, laughing a bit. I plopped back down on the bed and laughed. Jeff grabbed me by my wrist and pulled me across his lap, so my backside was facing upwards. "Jeff, what are you doing?" "Drugs are bad for you." "So?" "You're a bad." "Ahhh! Let me up!! Let me up!!" He smacked my ass twice really hard and I started kicking my legs. "AHH! Let me up!! Please!!" Everyone laughed, except me, and he let me up. "Better not do anymore drugs then." I stood up and rubbed my behind before throwing a pillow at him. "You're a big meanie," I said to him. He stuck his tongue at me and I laughed. "No thank you, I use toilet paper." "That's cold blooded!" I smiled and he pulled me down on his lap, to sit. I turned a little and kissed him gently. "Remember you two, no hanky panky," Shannon said, laughing. "Well gee Aaron, you sure do talk a lot," I commented. "I do?" She replied, causing everyone to laugh. "That's the first thing I've heard out of you.tut tut." "Hey Jeff, how long is you're parent's room available this evening?" Shannon asked Jeff, changing the subject. "All night, why?" Jeff asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well, Aaron and I are going to crash in there tonight, alright?" "Yeah, you're going to do more than that!" I had to add, causing Shannon to blush. "Aww, look, he's blushing!" Everybody laughed, except Shannon.