OH-MY-GOD I actually kinda gave this a plot! Good for me. ^_^ I didn't even think that I'd get ANY

reviews so I would like to thank my 3 lovely reviewers for liking my fic and reviewing it! Thank

you Wolf demon Queen of Nonsense, Mika and IceDragon! PS: Sorry it took me so long to update, I

have to share the computer with my mom. Grrrr.

Disclaimer - See Chapter #1

last line from previous chapter-

Inu whispering: No, sweet little Rin can't be the kidnapper! Tell me she's not the kidnapper!

Now we continue.......

Case #1 - The Bishounen Kidnapper! Part 2

Sess: hfgf fgrfegfes fherger! *TRANSLATION - Oh my God Rin, what are you doing?!!*

*Rin takes out a bag of M&M's from Sesshoumaru's pocket*

Sess: ...........?

*Rin leaves*

Sess: JJDFGF HRHGHG SGRHR! RJH ERHGRHEGRHJW! RDH ASDHDWHDGSJDGJHS JD SHDSH!

*TRANSLATION - NO, FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD, NO! NOT THE M&M'S! I HAD TO PAY $1.29 FOR THOSE!*

Inu: Isn't that freak ever gonna show?

Kag: *Shrugs*

Inu: Well it's really pissing me off!! *Turns to see that Sess, chair and all, is gone*

Kag: Oh no, we missed it!

Inu: Now we'll never know who the Bishounen Kidnapper is!

Kag: Not necessarilly look! *Points*

Inu: *Looks to where Kag is pointing*

Kag: The kidnapper left a trail of Sesshoumaru's M&M's. Gee, Sesshoumaru must really love

those..........see InuYasha, I told you we'd find something! *Runs*

Inu: Hey, wait for me Kagome! *Runs after her*

Later at a secret cave of an unknown location

Kouga: These chains are kinda tight.

Naraku: *Also chained up on the wall and is wearing a shirt that says 'Feed me at your own risk.'* AT

LEAST YOU WEREN'T SUBJECTED TO........um, nevermind.

Bankotsu: Can I recite my poetry now?

Nar & Kouga: NO!

*They hear the kidnapper coming so they shut up*

Bankotsu: Hey you're back! Will YOU let me recite my poetry?

*The kidnapper is hiding in the shadows with a long hooded cape covering the kidnapper's face.*

Evil unknown kidnapper: For the last time, NO!

Bankotsu: Awww.....and this was a good one too.....

Kouga: Can we eat now?

Evil unknown kidnapper: NO!

Naraku: I want a hamburger.....with pickles on it!

Evil unknown kidnapper: WE ARE NOT HAVING BURGERS!

Naraku: Awww, but I'm hungry.....

Evil unknown kidnapper: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!

15 minutes later....

Bankotsu: *Reading from a piece of paper* and the blood was thick like......

Naraku: *Trying to chew off his wrists* STOP IT YA STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!

Kouga: SHUT UP BANKOTSU! NOONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID POEMS!

Bankotsu: *Starts crying*

Sess: Afhsa, safh, kf f fa fjahf.

*TRANSLATION - There, there, I'm sure they didn't mean it.*

Evil unknown kidnapper: *Rubbing temples on forehead* Why did I bother to kidnap these freaks? I could've

been in the Virgin Islands with Hannibal Lecter.

Even later....

Sess: Huyyf yutyfyf y yrtd!

*TRANSLATION - Let me oughtta here!

Evil Unknown kidnapper: *Eating Sess's M&M's* Mjhghg hgj.

*TRANSLATION - Um...no.*

Naraku: *Asleep and snoring*

Bankotsu:..........?

Kouga: Oh God, mutt-face please come kill me!

Sess: *Sobs* Mdsjf fjdhfjh......

*TRANSLATION - M-my M&M's....*



Much, MUCH later....

Naraku: *Still asleep and snoring*

Kouga: Can we eat NOW?

Bankotsu: Shut up.

Sess: Mdfhjf sfhdsf dfdhfs!

*TRANSLATION - (If you're that hungry, eat Bankotsu!)*

Evil unknown kidnapper: *Rips the tape off of Sess's mouth*

Sess: OW, FUCK!

Evil unknown kidnapper: *Slaps Naraku until he wakes up.*

Naraku: *Sleepy* ......Huh?

Evil unknown kidnapper: WAKE UP! *Slaps him again*

Kouga: Hey, over here! I'm still hungry! I wanna eat NOW!

Naraku: *Looks at Kouga and licks lips* Mmmm....is it time to eat?

Kouga: *Sweatdrop* ^_^U Uh, I'll just go over here now. *Scooches away from Naraku*

Evil unknown kidnapper: Here, have a banana monkey boy.

Naraku: *Munching* Thanks.

Evil unknown kidnapper: *Taps fingers together evilly* Ah, soon I will be recieving the ransoms from

all of your families. I can't wait for yours to come Naraku. I'm sure your children are just

DYING to get you back!

Naraku: *Stops munching* Children?

Kouga, Bankotsu, and Sess: DYING TO GET HIM BACK?!

Naraku: *Laughs* HAHAHAHAHA! They're not my children, they're my attachments! Hey, did you send the

ransom note to Juuroumaru or Musou?

Evil unknown kidnapper: *Looks away* Maybe.

Naraku: *Still laughing* Juuroumaru is dead, and I already absorbed Musou! HAHAHAHA!

Evil unknown kidnapper: Absorbed? Oh. Well, I'm sure those other two, Kagura and Kanna, will take care

of the payment themselves.

Naraku: *Pauses* I'm screwed.

At Bankotsu's tribe

Jakotsu: Someone kidnapped Bankotsu? I must go save him!

*Renkotsu hit's him on the head with a rock*

Jakotsu: @__@

Renkotsu: Nobody's gonna go save him. Let him suffer for a while, they could probably think of worse

things to do to him then we could.

Jakotsu: Not necessarily....

Renkotsu: Well anyway we've recieved another letter, this one is from Kagura and Kanna.....



At the secret cave of an unknown location

Naraku thinking: I wonder how much money I'm worth to Kagura and Kanna......

At Naraku's Castle

Kagura: *Blows party whistle*

Kanna: *Waves a flag that reads: Bye Naraku, we'll miss you......NOT!*

*Juuroumaru and Jakotsu are holding a limbo stick while Kagura does the limbo, and all of Kagewaki's

servants are waiting in the limbo line, along with Renkotsu.*

Kanna: *Monotone* Kagura, do you think Naraku will mind that we used the Shikon jewel shards to

ressurrect Juuroumaru and that we are having a party?

Kagura: How's he gonna know? He's not coming back! HAHAHA LIMBO TIME!

At the secret cave of an unknown location

Evil unknown kidnapper: Well, I still have Sesshoumaru!

Sess: *Sarcastically* You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

Evil unknown kidnapper: *Lowers head* No.

At Sess's castle in the Western lands

Jaken thinking: *Reading ransom note* Hm. Bring me 50,000 Peso's in return for your beloved Sesshoumaru.

*Pauses* What the hell's a Peso?

*Rin walks in*

Rin: What you read, Jaken?

Jaken: *Crumbles up paper and throws it away* Oh, nothing.

At the secret cave of an unknown location

Evil unknown kidnapper: I still have Kouga!

At Kouga's wolf-demon tribe

Wolf-demon #1: *Chewing on the ransom note* What IS this?

Wolf-demon #2: Is it something to eat?

Wolf'demon #1: I don't know. *Swallows it* But it tastes weird.

At the secret cave of an unknown location

Evil unknown kidnapper: WELL I CAN ALWAYS KIDNAP SOMEONE ELSE!!!

*Inu and Kag barge in*

Inu: *Looks suprised* Oh my God......

Kag: *Looks suprised too* I...I can't believe it's you......

BWAHAHA another cliffhanger! I'm SOOO evil! Okay time to review. Basically either flame or say that you

like it so far. But you still have to review! I COMMAND THEE! Um, I should probably stop writing

now......