OH-MY-GOD I actually kinda gave this a plot! Good for me. ^_^ I didn't even think that I'd get ANY
reviews so I would like to thank my 3 lovely reviewers for liking my fic and reviewing it! Thank
you Wolf demon Queen of Nonsense, Mika and IceDragon! PS: Sorry it took me so long to update, I
have to share the computer with my mom. Grrrr.
Disclaimer - See Chapter #1
last line from previous chapter-
Inu whispering: No, sweet little Rin can't be the kidnapper! Tell me she's not the kidnapper!
Now we continue.......
Case #1 - The Bishounen Kidnapper! Part 2
Sess: hfgf fgrfegfes fherger! *TRANSLATION - Oh my God Rin, what are you doing?!!*
*Rin takes out a bag of M&M's from Sesshoumaru's pocket*
Sess: ...........?
*Rin leaves*
Sess: JJDFGF HRHGHG SGRHR! RJH ERHGRHEGRHJW! RDH ASDHDWHDGSJDGJHS JD SHDSH!
*TRANSLATION - NO, FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD, NO! NOT THE M&M'S! I HAD TO PAY $1.29 FOR THOSE!*
Inu: Isn't that freak ever gonna show?
Kag: *Shrugs*
Inu: Well it's really pissing me off!! *Turns to see that Sess, chair and all, is gone*
Kag: Oh no, we missed it!
Inu: Now we'll never know who the Bishounen Kidnapper is!
Kag: Not necessarilly look! *Points*
Inu: *Looks to where Kag is pointing*
Kag: The kidnapper left a trail of Sesshoumaru's M&M's. Gee, Sesshoumaru must really love
those..........see InuYasha, I told you we'd find something! *Runs*
Inu: Hey, wait for me Kagome! *Runs after her*
Later at a secret cave of an unknown location
Kouga: These chains are kinda tight.
Naraku: *Also chained up on the wall and is wearing a shirt that says 'Feed me at your own risk.'* AT
LEAST YOU WEREN'T SUBJECTED TO........um, nevermind.
Bankotsu: Can I recite my poetry now?
Nar & Kouga: NO!
*They hear the kidnapper coming so they shut up*
Bankotsu: Hey you're back! Will YOU let me recite my poetry?
*The kidnapper is hiding in the shadows with a long hooded cape covering the kidnapper's face.*
Evil unknown kidnapper: For the last time, NO!
Bankotsu: Awww.....and this was a good one too.....
Kouga: Can we eat now?
Evil unknown kidnapper: NO!
Naraku: I want a hamburger.....with pickles on it!
Evil unknown kidnapper: WE ARE NOT HAVING BURGERS!
Naraku: Awww, but I'm hungry.....
Evil unknown kidnapper: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
15 minutes later....
Bankotsu: *Reading from a piece of paper* and the blood was thick like......
Naraku: *Trying to chew off his wrists* STOP IT YA STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Kouga: SHUT UP BANKOTSU! NOONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID POEMS!
Bankotsu: *Starts crying*
Sess: Afhsa, safh, kf f fa fjahf.
*TRANSLATION - There, there, I'm sure they didn't mean it.*
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Rubbing temples on forehead* Why did I bother to kidnap these freaks? I could've
been in the Virgin Islands with Hannibal Lecter.
Even later....
Sess: Huyyf yutyfyf y yrtd!
*TRANSLATION - Let me oughtta here!
Evil Unknown kidnapper: *Eating Sess's M&M's* Mjhghg hgj.
*TRANSLATION - Um...no.*
Naraku: *Asleep and snoring*
Bankotsu:..........?
Kouga: Oh God, mutt-face please come kill me!
Sess: *Sobs* Mdsjf fjdhfjh......
*TRANSLATION - M-my M&M's....*
Much, MUCH later....
Naraku: *Still asleep and snoring*
Kouga: Can we eat NOW?
Bankotsu: Shut up.
Sess: Mdfhjf sfhdsf dfdhfs!
*TRANSLATION - (If you're that hungry, eat Bankotsu!)*
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Rips the tape off of Sess's mouth*
Sess: OW, FUCK!
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Slaps Naraku until he wakes up.*
Naraku: *Sleepy* ......Huh?
Evil unknown kidnapper: WAKE UP! *Slaps him again*
Kouga: Hey, over here! I'm still hungry! I wanna eat NOW!
Naraku: *Looks at Kouga and licks lips* Mmmm....is it time to eat?
Kouga: *Sweatdrop* ^_^U Uh, I'll just go over here now. *Scooches away from Naraku*
Evil unknown kidnapper: Here, have a banana monkey boy.
Naraku: *Munching* Thanks.
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Taps fingers together evilly* Ah, soon I will be recieving the ransoms from
all of your families. I can't wait for yours to come Naraku. I'm sure your children are just
DYING to get you back!
Naraku: *Stops munching* Children?
Kouga, Bankotsu, and Sess: DYING TO GET HIM BACK?!
Naraku: *Laughs* HAHAHAHAHA! They're not my children, they're my attachments! Hey, did you send the
ransom note to Juuroumaru or Musou?
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Looks away* Maybe.
Naraku: *Still laughing* Juuroumaru is dead, and I already absorbed Musou! HAHAHAHA!
Evil unknown kidnapper: Absorbed? Oh. Well, I'm sure those other two, Kagura and Kanna, will take care
of the payment themselves.
Naraku: *Pauses* I'm screwed.
At Bankotsu's tribe
Jakotsu: Someone kidnapped Bankotsu? I must go save him!
*Renkotsu hit's him on the head with a rock*
Jakotsu: @__@
Renkotsu: Nobody's gonna go save him. Let him suffer for a while, they could probably think of worse
things to do to him then we could.
Jakotsu: Not necessarily....
Renkotsu: Well anyway we've recieved another letter, this one is from Kagura and Kanna.....
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Naraku thinking: I wonder how much money I'm worth to Kagura and Kanna......
At Naraku's Castle
Kagura: *Blows party whistle*
Kanna: *Waves a flag that reads: Bye Naraku, we'll miss you......NOT!*
*Juuroumaru and Jakotsu are holding a limbo stick while Kagura does the limbo, and all of Kagewaki's
servants are waiting in the limbo line, along with Renkotsu.*
Kanna: *Monotone* Kagura, do you think Naraku will mind that we used the Shikon jewel shards to
ressurrect Juuroumaru and that we are having a party?
Kagura: How's he gonna know? He's not coming back! HAHAHA LIMBO TIME!
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Evil unknown kidnapper: Well, I still have Sesshoumaru!
Sess: *Sarcastically* You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Lowers head* No.
At Sess's castle in the Western lands
Jaken thinking: *Reading ransom note* Hm. Bring me 50,000 Peso's in return for your beloved Sesshoumaru.
*Pauses* What the hell's a Peso?
*Rin walks in*
Rin: What you read, Jaken?
Jaken: *Crumbles up paper and throws it away* Oh, nothing.
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Evil unknown kidnapper: I still have Kouga!
At Kouga's wolf-demon tribe
Wolf-demon #1: *Chewing on the ransom note* What IS this?
Wolf-demon #2: Is it something to eat?
Wolf'demon #1: I don't know. *Swallows it* But it tastes weird.
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Evil unknown kidnapper: WELL I CAN ALWAYS KIDNAP SOMEONE ELSE!!!
*Inu and Kag barge in*
Inu: *Looks suprised* Oh my God......
Kag: *Looks suprised too* I...I can't believe it's you......
BWAHAHA another cliffhanger! I'm SOOO evil! Okay time to review. Basically either flame or say that you
like it so far. But you still have to review! I COMMAND THEE! Um, I should probably stop writing
now......
reviews so I would like to thank my 3 lovely reviewers for liking my fic and reviewing it! Thank
you Wolf demon Queen of Nonsense, Mika and IceDragon! PS: Sorry it took me so long to update, I
have to share the computer with my mom. Grrrr.
Disclaimer - See Chapter #1
last line from previous chapter-
Inu whispering: No, sweet little Rin can't be the kidnapper! Tell me she's not the kidnapper!
Now we continue.......
Case #1 - The Bishounen Kidnapper! Part 2
Sess: hfgf fgrfegfes fherger! *TRANSLATION - Oh my God Rin, what are you doing?!!*
*Rin takes out a bag of M&M's from Sesshoumaru's pocket*
Sess: ...........?
*Rin leaves*
Sess: JJDFGF HRHGHG SGRHR! RJH ERHGRHEGRHJW! RDH ASDHDWHDGSJDGJHS JD SHDSH!
*TRANSLATION - NO, FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD, NO! NOT THE M&M'S! I HAD TO PAY $1.29 FOR THOSE!*
Inu: Isn't that freak ever gonna show?
Kag: *Shrugs*
Inu: Well it's really pissing me off!! *Turns to see that Sess, chair and all, is gone*
Kag: Oh no, we missed it!
Inu: Now we'll never know who the Bishounen Kidnapper is!
Kag: Not necessarilly look! *Points*
Inu: *Looks to where Kag is pointing*
Kag: The kidnapper left a trail of Sesshoumaru's M&M's. Gee, Sesshoumaru must really love
those..........see InuYasha, I told you we'd find something! *Runs*
Inu: Hey, wait for me Kagome! *Runs after her*
Later at a secret cave of an unknown location
Kouga: These chains are kinda tight.
Naraku: *Also chained up on the wall and is wearing a shirt that says 'Feed me at your own risk.'* AT
LEAST YOU WEREN'T SUBJECTED TO........um, nevermind.
Bankotsu: Can I recite my poetry now?
Nar & Kouga: NO!
*They hear the kidnapper coming so they shut up*
Bankotsu: Hey you're back! Will YOU let me recite my poetry?
*The kidnapper is hiding in the shadows with a long hooded cape covering the kidnapper's face.*
Evil unknown kidnapper: For the last time, NO!
Bankotsu: Awww.....and this was a good one too.....
Kouga: Can we eat now?
Evil unknown kidnapper: NO!
Naraku: I want a hamburger.....with pickles on it!
Evil unknown kidnapper: WE ARE NOT HAVING BURGERS!
Naraku: Awww, but I'm hungry.....
Evil unknown kidnapper: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
15 minutes later....
Bankotsu: *Reading from a piece of paper* and the blood was thick like......
Naraku: *Trying to chew off his wrists* STOP IT YA STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Kouga: SHUT UP BANKOTSU! NOONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID POEMS!
Bankotsu: *Starts crying*
Sess: Afhsa, safh, kf f fa fjahf.
*TRANSLATION - There, there, I'm sure they didn't mean it.*
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Rubbing temples on forehead* Why did I bother to kidnap these freaks? I could've
been in the Virgin Islands with Hannibal Lecter.
Even later....
Sess: Huyyf yutyfyf y yrtd!
*TRANSLATION - Let me oughtta here!
Evil Unknown kidnapper: *Eating Sess's M&M's* Mjhghg hgj.
*TRANSLATION - Um...no.*
Naraku: *Asleep and snoring*
Bankotsu:..........?
Kouga: Oh God, mutt-face please come kill me!
Sess: *Sobs* Mdsjf fjdhfjh......
*TRANSLATION - M-my M&M's....*
Much, MUCH later....
Naraku: *Still asleep and snoring*
Kouga: Can we eat NOW?
Bankotsu: Shut up.
Sess: Mdfhjf sfhdsf dfdhfs!
*TRANSLATION - (If you're that hungry, eat Bankotsu!)*
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Rips the tape off of Sess's mouth*
Sess: OW, FUCK!
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Slaps Naraku until he wakes up.*
Naraku: *Sleepy* ......Huh?
Evil unknown kidnapper: WAKE UP! *Slaps him again*
Kouga: Hey, over here! I'm still hungry! I wanna eat NOW!
Naraku: *Looks at Kouga and licks lips* Mmmm....is it time to eat?
Kouga: *Sweatdrop* ^_^U Uh, I'll just go over here now. *Scooches away from Naraku*
Evil unknown kidnapper: Here, have a banana monkey boy.
Naraku: *Munching* Thanks.
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Taps fingers together evilly* Ah, soon I will be recieving the ransoms from
all of your families. I can't wait for yours to come Naraku. I'm sure your children are just
DYING to get you back!
Naraku: *Stops munching* Children?
Kouga, Bankotsu, and Sess: DYING TO GET HIM BACK?!
Naraku: *Laughs* HAHAHAHAHA! They're not my children, they're my attachments! Hey, did you send the
ransom note to Juuroumaru or Musou?
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Looks away* Maybe.
Naraku: *Still laughing* Juuroumaru is dead, and I already absorbed Musou! HAHAHAHA!
Evil unknown kidnapper: Absorbed? Oh. Well, I'm sure those other two, Kagura and Kanna, will take care
of the payment themselves.
Naraku: *Pauses* I'm screwed.
At Bankotsu's tribe
Jakotsu: Someone kidnapped Bankotsu? I must go save him!
*Renkotsu hit's him on the head with a rock*
Jakotsu: @__@
Renkotsu: Nobody's gonna go save him. Let him suffer for a while, they could probably think of worse
things to do to him then we could.
Jakotsu: Not necessarily....
Renkotsu: Well anyway we've recieved another letter, this one is from Kagura and Kanna.....
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Naraku thinking: I wonder how much money I'm worth to Kagura and Kanna......
At Naraku's Castle
Kagura: *Blows party whistle*
Kanna: *Waves a flag that reads: Bye Naraku, we'll miss you......NOT!*
*Juuroumaru and Jakotsu are holding a limbo stick while Kagura does the limbo, and all of Kagewaki's
servants are waiting in the limbo line, along with Renkotsu.*
Kanna: *Monotone* Kagura, do you think Naraku will mind that we used the Shikon jewel shards to
ressurrect Juuroumaru and that we are having a party?
Kagura: How's he gonna know? He's not coming back! HAHAHA LIMBO TIME!
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Evil unknown kidnapper: Well, I still have Sesshoumaru!
Sess: *Sarcastically* You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Evil unknown kidnapper: *Lowers head* No.
At Sess's castle in the Western lands
Jaken thinking: *Reading ransom note* Hm. Bring me 50,000 Peso's in return for your beloved Sesshoumaru.
*Pauses* What the hell's a Peso?
*Rin walks in*
Rin: What you read, Jaken?
Jaken: *Crumbles up paper and throws it away* Oh, nothing.
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Evil unknown kidnapper: I still have Kouga!
At Kouga's wolf-demon tribe
Wolf-demon #1: *Chewing on the ransom note* What IS this?
Wolf-demon #2: Is it something to eat?
Wolf'demon #1: I don't know. *Swallows it* But it tastes weird.
At the secret cave of an unknown location
Evil unknown kidnapper: WELL I CAN ALWAYS KIDNAP SOMEONE ELSE!!!
*Inu and Kag barge in*
Inu: *Looks suprised* Oh my God......
Kag: *Looks suprised too* I...I can't believe it's you......
BWAHAHA another cliffhanger! I'm SOOO evil! Okay time to review. Basically either flame or say that you
like it so far. But you still have to review! I COMMAND THEE! Um, I should probably stop writing
now......
