Ah another lovely chapter from my warped mind.......
Voice in Authoress' head #1: Your mind is NOT warped!
voice in Authoress' head #2: Shut up. It is too!
voice in Authoress' head #3: *Sniff, sniff* Do I smell chicken?
voice in Authoress' head #1 & #2: SHUT UP!
=^_^=U Uh, eh heh heh......I'll start the fic now.......
Disclaimer - If you don't believe that I do not own InuYasha, see Chapter #1
last lines from previous chapter:
Inu: *Looks suprised* Oh my God......
Kag: *Looks suprised too* I...I can't believe it's you......
Now we continue.....
Case #1 - The Bishounen Kidnapper! Part 3
Inu: This is just TOO creepy!
Kag: *Too shocked to move*
Inu: *Notices Kag isn't moving* What's the matter?
Kag: I think it's......*Takes off Evil Unknown Kidnapper's hooded cape* It is! It's...it's HOJO!
*Hojo is wearing the remnants of a USED mop on his head, has on blue eyeshadow, ALOT of blush, and bright
red lipstick which makes him look like a hooker, and is wearing a pink and white kimono with
light purple flowers on it.*
Inu: Who's Hojo? That freaky crossdresser that's wearing the mop on his head?
Kag: Uh...yeah.....
Hojo: *Speaking in a creepy anime villain voice, much like Naraku* Yes Kagome......you feined being
sick so much, and I brought you so much presents, that my family went broke! And now......I
must get money for my family........kukukuku......
Kag: Hojo you need help.
Sess: Yeah! Don't be a cheapskate and use a mop, just buy a damn wig!
Everyone: *Stares at Sess*
Sess: What?
Kag: Um, Hojo? Why did you dress up like a girl?
Hojo: I AM A GIRL! And my name's not HOJO is HOJINA! *Starts dancing around the room* Lalalalalalala.....
Hojina......
Bankotsu: *Holds out a 5 Dollar bill* Um, Hojina? Can I have a lap-dance?
*Hojo walks over*
Bankotsu: *Sweatdrop* =^_^=U Um....I was just kidding.
Sess singing: YEAH, YEAH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! YEAH, YEAH!
*Hojo joins in*
Hojo and Sess singing: YEAH, YEAH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! YEAH, YEAH!
Everyone: *Stares and has sweatdrops going down their heads*
Hojo and Sess: What?
Everyone: Nothing.
Inu: By the way Sesshoumaru, I thought you told me the kidnapper was a woman?
Sess: Yes, and I also told you that there weren't any witnesses. I took an educated guess, okay? When
I heard that guys were going missing, I just figured it was some obsessed woman.
Inu: So you lied to me?!
Sess: Not LIED, I was just mistaken, that's all. But hey ya gotta admit, he's a pretty good knock-off.
Inu: *Sweatdrop* You just keep getting weirder, and weirder, and weirder......
Naraku: Can I have another banana?
Hojo: Sorry, I'm all out.
Naraku: *Starts sobbing to himself* Nawaku wanna banana.......
Inu: *Takes out Tetsusaiga* Well it's all over now! You're gonna pay for this! *Lunges at Hojo*
Sess: Yeah, get him InuYasha!
Inu: *Stops and stares at Sess* Oh really? You WANT me to kill him? *Puts Tetsusaiga away* Maybe I'll
just let him keep you.
Naraku: =^_^= Hey, what about us? You ARE gonna save US aren't you?
Inu: *Has dumbfounded look on face but quickly turns into an evil smile* Nevermind Hojo, you can have
Sesshoumaru, AND Naraku, AND DEFINATELY BANKOTSU, and please, PLEASE, take that damn Kouga......
Sess: INUYASHA I PAID YOU!!
Inu: I know. You paid up front. That was REALLY stupid.
Sess: INUYASHA!!!
*Hojo throws some strange-looking net over Inu and Kag*
Inu: *Tries to rip it, but it just electrocutes him* Wh-what the hell is THIS thing?!
Hojo: It's an Electro-Net.
*Kag touches the net*
Kag: *ZAP* Ow. *Shakes hand off*
Inu: *Sarcastically* That's probably why it's called an ELECTRO-NET.
Kag: Shut up.
Inu: IRON REVERE SOUL STEALER!!!.......Huh?!
*The Electro-Net doesn't have a scratch on it. In fact, it looks like Inu just made it shinier*
Hojo: *Super evil villain voice* KUKUKUKU! The Electro-Net is impossible for human, hanyou, or
youkai to break! KUKUKUKU!
Naraku: Hey, stop stealing my laugh! Kukukuku......
Hojo: I can steal it if I want to. Oh, and don't you recognize this net? I stole THAT from you too.
Inu: Naraku?! You made this damn thing?!
Naraku: *Lowers head in dissapointment* It was for MY scheme. I didn't think anyone would steal it.....
I cleverly hid it under my "Welcome" mat....*Sniff, sniff* it was right next to my spare key.....
Kag: Well Inuyasha, you just HAD to stop in the middle of the battle and get us captured didn't you? Got
anymore bright ideas?
Inu: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Oh, how 'bout we let him ransom off the guys?
Kouga: AND THEN WHAT?!
Inu: Nothing. We just let him ransom you off.
Kag: That's not a plan!
Inu: Well, I haven't thought it all the way out yet!
Kouga: Your ideas suck!
Hojo: Uh, you guys do realize that I can hear you, right?
Ah another cliffhanger! That's right, I'm torturing you. You have to wait another chapter to find out
what happens! Is Hojo going to win this scheme? Will someone come save them? BWAHAHA find out
next time on InuYasha the Detective! I must go now, the voices are calling me.................
Voice in Authoress' head #1: Your mind is NOT warped!
voice in Authoress' head #2: Shut up. It is too!
voice in Authoress' head #3: *Sniff, sniff* Do I smell chicken?
voice in Authoress' head #1 & #2: SHUT UP!
=^_^=U Uh, eh heh heh......I'll start the fic now.......
Disclaimer - If you don't believe that I do not own InuYasha, see Chapter #1
last lines from previous chapter:
Inu: *Looks suprised* Oh my God......
Kag: *Looks suprised too* I...I can't believe it's you......
Now we continue.....
Case #1 - The Bishounen Kidnapper! Part 3
Inu: This is just TOO creepy!
Kag: *Too shocked to move*
Inu: *Notices Kag isn't moving* What's the matter?
Kag: I think it's......*Takes off Evil Unknown Kidnapper's hooded cape* It is! It's...it's HOJO!
*Hojo is wearing the remnants of a USED mop on his head, has on blue eyeshadow, ALOT of blush, and bright
red lipstick which makes him look like a hooker, and is wearing a pink and white kimono with
light purple flowers on it.*
Inu: Who's Hojo? That freaky crossdresser that's wearing the mop on his head?
Kag: Uh...yeah.....
Hojo: *Speaking in a creepy anime villain voice, much like Naraku* Yes Kagome......you feined being
sick so much, and I brought you so much presents, that my family went broke! And now......I
must get money for my family........kukukuku......
Kag: Hojo you need help.
Sess: Yeah! Don't be a cheapskate and use a mop, just buy a damn wig!
Everyone: *Stares at Sess*
Sess: What?
Kag: Um, Hojo? Why did you dress up like a girl?
Hojo: I AM A GIRL! And my name's not HOJO is HOJINA! *Starts dancing around the room* Lalalalalalala.....
Hojina......
Bankotsu: *Holds out a 5 Dollar bill* Um, Hojina? Can I have a lap-dance?
*Hojo walks over*
Bankotsu: *Sweatdrop* =^_^=U Um....I was just kidding.
Sess singing: YEAH, YEAH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! YEAH, YEAH!
*Hojo joins in*
Hojo and Sess singing: YEAH, YEAH! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! YEAH, YEAH!
Everyone: *Stares and has sweatdrops going down their heads*
Hojo and Sess: What?
Everyone: Nothing.
Inu: By the way Sesshoumaru, I thought you told me the kidnapper was a woman?
Sess: Yes, and I also told you that there weren't any witnesses. I took an educated guess, okay? When
I heard that guys were going missing, I just figured it was some obsessed woman.
Inu: So you lied to me?!
Sess: Not LIED, I was just mistaken, that's all. But hey ya gotta admit, he's a pretty good knock-off.
Inu: *Sweatdrop* You just keep getting weirder, and weirder, and weirder......
Naraku: Can I have another banana?
Hojo: Sorry, I'm all out.
Naraku: *Starts sobbing to himself* Nawaku wanna banana.......
Inu: *Takes out Tetsusaiga* Well it's all over now! You're gonna pay for this! *Lunges at Hojo*
Sess: Yeah, get him InuYasha!
Inu: *Stops and stares at Sess* Oh really? You WANT me to kill him? *Puts Tetsusaiga away* Maybe I'll
just let him keep you.
Naraku: =^_^= Hey, what about us? You ARE gonna save US aren't you?
Inu: *Has dumbfounded look on face but quickly turns into an evil smile* Nevermind Hojo, you can have
Sesshoumaru, AND Naraku, AND DEFINATELY BANKOTSU, and please, PLEASE, take that damn Kouga......
Sess: INUYASHA I PAID YOU!!
Inu: I know. You paid up front. That was REALLY stupid.
Sess: INUYASHA!!!
*Hojo throws some strange-looking net over Inu and Kag*
Inu: *Tries to rip it, but it just electrocutes him* Wh-what the hell is THIS thing?!
Hojo: It's an Electro-Net.
*Kag touches the net*
Kag: *ZAP* Ow. *Shakes hand off*
Inu: *Sarcastically* That's probably why it's called an ELECTRO-NET.
Kag: Shut up.
Inu: IRON REVERE SOUL STEALER!!!.......Huh?!
*The Electro-Net doesn't have a scratch on it. In fact, it looks like Inu just made it shinier*
Hojo: *Super evil villain voice* KUKUKUKU! The Electro-Net is impossible for human, hanyou, or
youkai to break! KUKUKUKU!
Naraku: Hey, stop stealing my laugh! Kukukuku......
Hojo: I can steal it if I want to. Oh, and don't you recognize this net? I stole THAT from you too.
Inu: Naraku?! You made this damn thing?!
Naraku: *Lowers head in dissapointment* It was for MY scheme. I didn't think anyone would steal it.....
I cleverly hid it under my "Welcome" mat....*Sniff, sniff* it was right next to my spare key.....
Kag: Well Inuyasha, you just HAD to stop in the middle of the battle and get us captured didn't you? Got
anymore bright ideas?
Inu: I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Oh, how 'bout we let him ransom off the guys?
Kouga: AND THEN WHAT?!
Inu: Nothing. We just let him ransom you off.
Kag: That's not a plan!
Inu: Well, I haven't thought it all the way out yet!
Kouga: Your ideas suck!
Hojo: Uh, you guys do realize that I can hear you, right?
Ah another cliffhanger! That's right, I'm torturing you. You have to wait another chapter to find out
what happens! Is Hojo going to win this scheme? Will someone come save them? BWAHAHA find out
next time on InuYasha the Detective! I must go now, the voices are calling me.................
