Title: Come now, you should know this one by now.

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: If you liked to know cheek the first chapter.

Legal stuff: I don't own this Characters…(damn) But I shall borrow them for a while. )

AN: Thank you everyone for reviewing. I was surprise to get any reviews at all. So I'm happy with what I got. Oh! And Dannii Malfoy thanks for telling me about the trouser bit. But since I've already gone with the pants. I'll stick with it. I'll keep it in mind thou. Thank you very much.

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"Morning everyone." Harry said as he sat down at dinning table for breakfast. Everyone but Seamus and Hermione looked at him a bit funny. Seamus just grinned at him evilly and Hermione smiled at him not know about last night because no one told her.

"Morning Harry." She chirped. Seamus looked at her and back at Harry.

"Are you sure it's not Hermione, Harry." He grinned know this wasn't going to end pretty if he started this now.

"Argh! No Seamus, it's NOT her. Now stop asking because I'm not going to tell you. Jeez!" Harry said as he started to pile egg onto his plate.

"What's not me?" Hermione asked looking at Harry. Harry just shook his head not wanting to tell Hermione about last night right now.

"Oh, Harry was caught without his pants on coming in to the boys dorm at 12 o'clock at night is all." Seamus smirked. Great just what Harry need.

"HE WHAT?!?" She shouted and stood up from the table causing the whole hall to look at her. She quickly recovered and sat back down and mepped out a 'sorry'. Her whole face was a bright red tomato after everyone turned back to the meals giving the occasional glance at her. "Now…what was it about Harry and No pants?" she asked looking at everyone and Harry.

"Harry came in last night with no pants on. I think he got laid but he won't tell me who." Seamus told her slightly pouting about Harry not telling him. Harry signed.

"Seamus, stop this. Besides you don't REALLY know if I got laid or not." Harry told them before he stuffed eggs into his mouth.

"By the way your acting I still say you got laid." Seamus pointed out as he took a sip of his pumpkin juice. He glanced over at a blushing Hermione and grinned. "I still say it Hermione…"

"IT'S NOT!" Said Harry, Hermione AND Ron. This again got glances from the hall but not as much as Hermiones outburst. Hermione and Ron both glared at Seamus who only smiled innocently back at them. And Harry just shook his head and sighed. Just if had left that damn invisibility cloak on none of this would be happening.

"Hey Harry?" Neville asked looking up from his plate for the first time since Hermiones outburst.

"Yes, Neville?" Harry answered thankful it was Seamus asking him another 'who was it?' question.

"What DID happen to your pants? I mean if you did get…laid…wouldn't you just put them back on afterwards." He asked blushing slightly. This almost made Harry choke on his breakfast. That one was a first. No one asked him that one yet. Everyone looked at him interested in his answer.

Harry took a gulp of his pumpkin juice, stood up and grabbed a bit of toast and said, "Well I better get my books don't want to be late for Charms." He grinned and took off before anyone could ask him another question. As he left the Great Hall he heard all the all call after him. And even heard Seamus call after "Damn it Harry! You don't play fair!" That gave him a chuckle.

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Harry just made it to charms he was mostly dodging his friends before they could ask him questions. When He sat down everyone looked at him. He already knew what they were going to say and said "No." and took out his books for today's lesson.

Thought out the day Harry continuously got notes and letters and whispers in his ear. 'What happened to your pants?' or 'Who was she?' Seamus even asked 'Who was HE?' while he grinned ear to ear. Harry only blushed and put his head down in frustration. It seemed to Harry that Seamus was the only one close of a guess.

By Dinner Harry didn't want to even go down to the Great Hall. But he skipped lunch just to get away from them. He would have gone to the kitchen but decided against it. Because Dobby might ask why Mr. Harry Potter Sir wasn't with his friends. And then get worried that he would go to the headmaster…Harry wasn't to up to having Dumbledore know about Harry and the night he had no pants.

Just as Harry sat down he said, "No Seamus it's not, Ron I didn't Sleep with Ginny or Hermione, Neville don't ask about the Pants and Dean…uh…Just be Dean, Ok everyone?" He asked as he shoved food onto his plate. He didn't bother to look up because he already knew that they would do as he said…for about 10 minutes.

3…2…1…

"Harry, Come on now. We are you friends you can tell us. Please?" Seamus asked in a nice sweet innocent voice. Which by the way does NOT suit him.

"Guys you know if you just leave me alone I would tell you sooner…or later…" Harry told them still not looking at them just paying close attention to his food.

"Tell them what, Potter?" Asked a smooth rich voice from the side of cheek. Harry blushed and turned to be face to face with the one and only Draco Malfoy. "Tell who was the luck girl to sleep with the Golden Boy of the Wizarding world?" He asked with his usual smirk across his face.

"Leave him alone, Malfoy! Why don't you go back to your table and blow kiss to your beloved Snape." Ron voice hissed at him. And without missing a beat Malfoy turned his head to face Ron and grinned.

"Sorry, Weasely…I can't do that because it seem to me that the job was already taken by you." He replied. This caused a shiver and a discussed face from Ron.

"Malfoy!" Harry glared at him. "Just leave us alone and go back to your table or I'll escort you back." And with that Harry smiled and held out an arm for him. Malfoy only frowned and stood up completely.

"That quiet alright, Potter." He said, "I can do that on my own." With that he turned and left them. After a few moments of silence Hermione smiled.

"Well at lease the whole Hall looking at us…" She blushed slightly think about that morning. Harry nodded slightly. After a few more moments of silence Harry decided that he was done eating and was going for a walk before returning to the Common room.

"Night all, I see you later." He said before he got up to leave.

"But Harry!" Hermione called after him but too late. He had already left the hall.

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AN: Well, Done. And I'm not sure when chapter 3 will be out…haven't started on it just yet. Ah well. It would be on so nice of you to review for me. Thank you and come back in…like…4 or 5 days for the next chapter. Thank you.