a hellmouths by john mora
disclaimer: i don't own buffy. joss whedon does i think.
Buffy was walking through the cemetery at night when she saw a monster and
then she kicked it saying "I get a real kick out of this.w hen she was
about to kill it it said hahaha I am working for the master and the mayor
and spike and you will be sorry when you kill me. WHAT said buffy because
she totally couldn't believe it and ran to the library where giles and
xander and willow were. Cordelia was in in the batheroom because she was
pooping. You guys wont believe it there was a vampire and it is working for
the mayor and the master AND SPIKE. Everyone yelled because they were
scared we must do research to get to the bottom of this" giles said because
he was very serious. Willow began hacking into the Master's website to find
out clues about his plan. Cordiela came in and was like what. Everyone told
her about spike and the master and she screamed. Xander told her he loved
her and they began having sex. Giles found a book with mystical talismans
and said geez, "they are going to open a hellmouth!" what happens when that
happens? "THE END OF SUNNYDALE, POSSIBLY CALIFORNIA." Everyone screamed.
Then they went back to the cemetery to find the monsters but instead they
found Faith who was a slut and said hey buffy, you wanna be on top? Buffy
punched her with an arrow but it broke because unbenownst to buffy faith
was slayer, 2. WTF! They tore each other clothe off and began rolling
around I think I like you more than I did says faith inside buffy
vagina.but buffy wasnt a lesbian like kennedy was so she Tried to say no
but all she had was faith pubes in her mouthe. tara happend to be walking
by and saw buffy in trouble and said a spell and helped Buffi after
watching. now Faith couldnt hurt anyone because she had a chips in her
brains. little did buffy now that wesli worked for a secret organization
and used faith brain to track buffy down because she was disobaying. buffy
got the scoogy friends and went to spiek's hideout where he was beating up
giles with mayr and master watching and laughing and smoking. Ms. calendar
said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! angel ran in to help but he looked
at buffy. no this isnt right. buffy agreed so he went to france. xander
showed up and said I know MIlary stuff you know. buffy agreed. so xander
beat up people. buffy was in trouble when master hypnotize her so then
commando showed up. ohmygod RILEY buffy screamed. riley waved and punched
xander so harde there was no head. then he icked mayor in the balls. you
are five by ficve! willow try too hard to hack ans she got more evil I HATE
BUFFY SO I WILL KILL BUFFY BECAUSE BUFFY MAKES ME
ANGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY. MORE MAGIC. bbufy didn't want to Kill her
frienD. it made her more sad than willow hurting her with lesbian magick.
bufy had this killer swordfight right where she was like walking on the
walls and ceiling and totally slicing things up the Church and being a
badass. willow was angry and trhowing things with her macig. eventually
buffy drowned, but OZ had sex with her! this brought her back awake and
little dis she knowe but amy had given willow a soul she began crying
because she had a sould but couldn't remember anythings she down. WHY DO I
ACRY?! it okay buffy soothed. close your eye. she did so and buffy threw
her into a helltmough. she cried but she had save Dawn from Spiek. cordelia
said she looked fat. buffy, not spike. buffy wake up! it was a
dream.........or a prophecy?! she didn't see joyce walk in with a stake.
when she turn to dust joyce cry. her daughte r dead.wasshe?
THE END!?
THE END!?
