Don't steal any of my characters, they're MINE and you must be pretty pathetic if you have to steal mine.  Make up your own.  Besides, I might have to hurt you if you did.

Now that we're straight on that, this is mostly about my characters, but the pilots and Relena are in it.  They're kinda OOC, though.  All of my characters have an element they can control, and it's a little confusing if you don't know what they are, so here's the key:

DVL-psychic, Blaze-fire, Wreck-death, Timeless-time, Eclipse-darkness, Zeph-wind

Warning: The pilots and Relena get beat up a bit.

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*In DVL's Room*

Blaze, DVL, and Wreck are watching Gundam Wing DVDs. Wreck is getting annoyed because Relena keeps showing up.

Wreck: They have 49 episodes, a movie, and some graphic novels of this, and NOWHERE did they kill Relena!

DVL: Somebody has to rule ESUN. She'd be good at it.

Wreck: Make Lady Une do it, she got better at the end. Dev, warp me in there so I can kill her!

DVL and Blaze: What?!?

DVL: No! I will not!

Wreck: Yes you will, or I'll tell Eclipse who put all those fireflies in her room.

((FYI: Eclipse thinks fireflies are insulting. Don't ask.))

DVL: (pales) You wouldn't.

Wreck: I will. Now do it!

DVL: (looks nervously at Blaze) Uh...

Blaze: Just do it. We can probably fix any damage she does, but if Eclipse finds out about the fireflies, it won't be pretty. And we can't fix that.

DVL: OK...

DVL uses psychic power to send the three of them into Gundam Wing. They come out at one of the colonies.

Wreck: Pretty. Where the freak are we?

DVL: Close to Relena. And WHEN are we is a better question. I'm not sure when this is.

Blaze: Whaddya mean you don't know when this is?!? You brought us here!

DVL: Yeah, but I do PLACES, not times. So this should be the present. Whenever that is.

Wreck: What DVD were we watching, then? And why does it matter anyway?

DVL: Well, we don't wanna kill her in the middle of the war...

Blaze: Quit worrying, Dev, we can just have Timeless fix any damage she causes.

DVL: Why would Timeless help us?

Blaze: He hates The Monster too. He might even show up and help kill her.

DVL: He watches this show?

Blaze: Apparently.

Wreck: Can we get on with it?!?

DVL: (sighs) I hate being the only sane person.

Blaze: So we'll find a good fight and then you'll be insane too.  So where is The Monster?

DVL: Somewhere within a mile of here.

Wreck: That let's split up!

DVL: ...What is this, Scooby Doo?

They split up and begin searching. Unfortunately Wreck spots Relena first.

Wreck: Hey! She's' over here!

Wreck starts running toward Relena with her scythe but is tackled by somebody.

Wreck: OW! Who the hell d'ya think you are?!?

Duo: Uh, a Preventer? You can't kill Relena.

Wreck: (looks at him) DUO! HI! (hugs Duo violently)

((FYI: Duo is Wreck's favorite character.))

Duo: Ahhh...HELP, somebody! (starts squirming)

DVL and Blaze show up.

Blaze: Oh boy...Wreck, HEEL!

Wreck: (stands up) Do I look like a dog to you?!?

Blaze: ...

Wreck: Ooh, you...! (slashes at Blaze with scythe)

Blaze: Ahh! (starts fighting with Wreck)

Duo: Uh, who are you people?

DVL: (rubbing temples) Don't ask. Just don't. What year is this?

Duo: AC 202.

DVL: Later than I expected.

Duo: How could you not know what year it is?

DVL: We're from another world. I'm DVL, the crazy girl with the scythe is Wreck, and the redhead is Blaze. In our world your war is a TV show. And Wreck blackmailed me into bringing her here so she could kill Relena.

Duo: Okaaaaaaay...You can't do that. Heero won't let you.

DVL: Her idea, not mine. So she can work out the kinks. Break it up, you two, we can't kill each other!

Blaze and Wreck: (stop in the middle of trying to beat each other to death)

Wreck: Why not?

DVL: Because all of the worlds' elements will go to hell and then everything will blow up. Remember?

Wreck: Oh yeah...

Blaze: OK, then let's kill The Monster and get out of here.

Duo: (points) Relena's over there, but Heero and the others are guarding so you won't kill her.

Blaze: Then why are you bothering to tell us?

Duo: Because it'll be cool to watch.

Blaze: Good reason.

Wreck: Can we go now?

Blaze: What about the other pilots?

Wreck: We'll just sic DVL on them.

DVL: Do I look like a dog?!?

Wreck: (opens mouth to answer)

DVL: Don't answer that. And don't say it was your line either. I know that.

Wreck: :-P

DVL: :-P

Blaze: Cut it out. Let's go. And bring Dorkbraid.

Duo and Wreck: Hey!

DVL: You shouldn't have said that to his face. Even if you don't like him.

Blaze: I like him fine. Just not his hair.

Duo: Hello! I'm still here!

DVL: Indeed he is. We all are.

Wreck: That's not right.

Wreck grabs everybody and drags them where Duo pointed. Before long Quatre shows up.

Quatre: No one is allowed beyond this point. Please--(stops when he sees Duo) Duo?

Duo: Yo.

Quatre: So, should I let them through?

Duo: No. They want to kill Relena.

Quatre: Then why are you with them?!?

Duo: To watch the show.

Duo grabs popcorn and sits on the ground to watch.

Blaze: We don't need to waste DVL on Blond Boy. I'll do it. (calls flames to her hand) OK, move your butt or I'll fry you.

Quatre: (gulps and moves)

Blaze: Thank you. C'mon people.

They keep going. Quatre follows them. Trowa shows up.

Trowa: (looks at Duo and Quatre) Why did you let them through?

Duo: They're PERSUASIVE.

Trowa: Hmm.

Blaze: I'm not flaming him, I like Bangs.

DVL: Why do you have a nickname for everybody?

Blaze: Because I felt like it.

Wreck: Then I'll do it. (waves scythe) I wanna kill Relena, not you, OK? And if I do kill you Blaze'll be ticked off and that won't be good. So pretty please move?

Trowa: (attacks)

Wreck: Or not. (dodges, stabs Trowa with scythe)

Blaze: HEY!

Wreck: Sorry, self-defense. We're having Timeless undo this anyway, right?

Blaze: Oh, fine...So who's left, Chinese Boy and Lunatic?

Wreck: Our pet lunatic can do that.

DVL: Huh?

Wreck: (looks back at Duo and Quatre) Who's next, Heero or Wufei?

Duo: Wufei.

Blaze: Hmm, Dev won't kill him. And she'll go insane early if we do it.

DVL: Whaddya mean, "go insane?"

Wreck: (ignoring DVL) So what do we do?

Timeless: (shows up) He's knocked out already.

Blaze: Hi. Whatcha doin' here?

Timeless: Helping. I hate Relena.

DVL: Guess you were right. BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KNOCK OUT WUFEI!!!!

Timeless: Actually I did.

DVL: ...I despise you methods of arguing.

Timeless: That's nice. You can have Heero, you're both crazy.

Heero: (shows up) You can't kill Relena!

DVL: D'oh, can we just get it over with and LEAVE already?!?

DVL attacks Heero. Heero starts shooting at her but she summons her enormous axe and bangs it on his head. Heero falls to the ground, not quite dead. DVL starts laughing.

Duo: And she seemed sane.

Blaze: She's not. One lunatic for another. Monster-killing time.

Timeless: I found her already. There are some other Preventers that'll start shooting at us but they should be easy.

Wreck: Then let's go.

Wreck drags everyone except Timeless toward Relena. Timeless follows her, pulling out his sword. They reach Relena.

Blaze: OK, Preventers are mine, The Monster is yours. Dev'll do what she wants. Blond Boy and Dorkbraid can do what they want, too.

Duo: (makes annoyed expression)

Blaze steals all of the Preventers' guns, and DVL attacks random people with the axe. Duo and Quatre watch and eat popcorn. Timeless and Wreck go for Relena.

Relena: EEK! HELP!

Wreck: Oh, shut UP!

Wreck starts whirling the scythe around while Relena runs in random directions, screaming.

Timeless: Enough already. (stops Relena with his sword)

Relena: (screams)

Wreck stabs Relena with scythe. Relena turns into ashes and Wreck stomps on them.

Timeless: Uh...yeah. Now that we've done that...

Timeless waves his hand and things go back to the way they were.

*Back in DVL's Room*

Blaze: Well that went well.

DVL: Did I blow up anything?

Wreck: No. Just chopped some people in half. And Timeless fixed it.

DVL: (sighs in relief) Oh good...

Suddenly there is pounding on the door.

Eclipse: DVL! ZEPH SAID YOU PUT THOSE FIREFLIES IN MY ROOM!

DVL: Uh oh...

Eclipse: SO GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK IT! NOW!

DVL: Help! (escapes through the window)

Eclipse destroys door, runs in, and goes through window after DVL, yelling creative profanities.

Blaze and Wreck: (sigh)

Back to normal...

The End

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Stupid, I know I know.  Review, people, I REALLY like reviews.