This is the Lady Ice Dragon part of the LadyCheeky-Bear account!
Disclaimer: The rhymes are beased on one's I know, don't own the rhymes, own this fanfic and these versions, BTW: I'm not poking fun at peole with AIDS or HIV, or the gryffindors, I was just bored and this cheered me up.
Songs That Travel Round the Slytherin Common Area
Song one,
Potter had AIDS v.1
I love you,
You love me,
Potter gave me HIV
It started with a kiss,
But Potter wanted more,
I got raped by a horny Gryffindor
Song two,
Potter has AIDS v.2
I love you,
You love me,
Potter gave me HIV
So I ripped off his balls,
And shot him in the head
Now that Gryffindor bastard's dead
Song three, Lets kill those three!!
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill the three
With Filch's cat,
And two by four's
No more fucking gryffindors!
So there you go..... if you want the original songs they're here and based on
Barney the Evil purple dinosaur!
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss,
But Barney wanted more,
I got raped by a purple dinosaur
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV
So I ripped off his balls,
And shot him in the head
Now that purple bastard's dead
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a baseball bt,
And a two by four
No more purple dinosaur!
Disclaimer: The rhymes are beased on one's I know, don't own the rhymes, own this fanfic and these versions, BTW: I'm not poking fun at peole with AIDS or HIV, or the gryffindors, I was just bored and this cheered me up.
Songs That Travel Round the Slytherin Common Area
Song one,
Potter had AIDS v.1
I love you,
You love me,
Potter gave me HIV
It started with a kiss,
But Potter wanted more,
I got raped by a horny Gryffindor
Song two,
Potter has AIDS v.2
I love you,
You love me,
Potter gave me HIV
So I ripped off his balls,
And shot him in the head
Now that Gryffindor bastard's dead
Song three, Lets kill those three!!
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill the three
With Filch's cat,
And two by four's
No more fucking gryffindors!
So there you go..... if you want the original songs they're here and based on
Barney the Evil purple dinosaur!
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss,
But Barney wanted more,
I got raped by a purple dinosaur
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV
So I ripped off his balls,
And shot him in the head
Now that purple bastard's dead
I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a baseball bt,
And a two by four
No more purple dinosaur!
