This is the Lady Ice Dragon part of the LadyCheeky-Bear account!

Disclaimer: The rhymes are beased on one's I know, don't own the rhymes, own this fanfic and these versions, BTW: I'm not poking fun at peole with AIDS or HIV, or the gryffindors, I was just bored and this cheered me up.

Songs That Travel Round the Slytherin Common Area

Song one,

Potter had AIDS v.1

I love you,

You love me,

Potter gave me HIV

It started with a kiss,

But Potter wanted more,

I got raped by a horny Gryffindor

Song two,

Potter has AIDS v.2

I love you,

You love me,

Potter gave me HIV

So I ripped off his balls,

And shot him in the head

Now that Gryffindor bastard's dead

Song three, Lets kill those three!!

I hate you

You hate me

Lets get together and kill the three

With Filch's cat,

And two by four's

No more fucking gryffindors!

So there you go..... if you want the original songs they're here and based on

Barney the Evil purple dinosaur!

I love you,

You love me,

Barney gave me HIV

It started with a kiss,

But Barney wanted more,

I got raped by a purple dinosaur

I love you,

You love me,

Barney gave me HIV

So I ripped off his balls,

And shot him in the head

Now that purple bastard's dead

I hate you

You hate me

Lets get together and kill Barney

With a baseball bt,

And a two by four

No more purple dinosaur!