Mijikai: Sooooo, Seto...did anything bad happen?
Seto:.............................................
Yami: What do you think? HE'S IN THE HOSPTIAL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
Yugi: And he's bandaged all up. Whoa, Noah really did him good.
Seto:......must........kill............Noah.........
Yami:.....I think they bounded well. ^_^
Mijikai/Yugi: -_-0 Yami?
Annoncement: ADDED BONOUS STORY ON BOTTOM! ************************************************************** Chapter Nine
Groan, the weeks just went by so fast. Now I was sitting in my class, Miss Hodai giving me death glares, and Akira looking to pound me! For the dance that was coming up next Friday was said to be the biggest event ever, starting with the asking. Every year we have boys asking girls to go with them, but this year, it's Yoai and girls. Yes, sadly we do have some some yoai pupils here, and unfortunately, most of them our boys. I was sitting in my desk, when Hotori Setsuna came up to me. Hotori is a shy guy, but his shyness becomes even worse since he's yoai. He looked at me shyly and asked.
"Uh...Yugi. Um I was wondering..."
"H..hotori...ah hi."
"Do you have anyone for the dance?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...no, but that's because I'm not going."
"Oh..."
"Why?"
"Well, nothing personal or anything, but...you know I'm shy right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, you looked quiet and someone who wouldn't yell at me...and I really want to go...just not alone."
"I see. You can try Ralf. He's looking too."
"Is he...?"
"Yes."
"Okay, thanks Yugi," and ran off in Ralf's direction.
I let out a sigh of relief, and it washed over me even more when the bell rang. He went out, single file, and once we neared the door, we ran out. Yami's still in the hospital, if your wondering, but doing fine. I debated if I wanted to go home first then hospital, or hospital then home...decisions, desisions. Or I can just stay home and call him. Yep, that sounds good. I threw my skateboard on the pavement and started down the street, when I heard the patter of feet behind me. I stopped and looked and saw Sakura.
"Yugi," she puffed, and leaned over to catch her breath before straightening.
"Yeah?"
She blushed slightly and stared at the ground.
"I wanted to thank you for what you did. It was really nice of you. And I'm sorry that I got you in trouble, and got you exspelled for two weeks. I hope you can forgive me."
"Sakura. I couldn't ask for anything better," I answered.
She looked up at me and smiled brightly.
"You're cute when you smile. Have you ever considered doing it more often?"
She blushed.
"Um...Yugi...I was wondering. Can you..."
'Beep Beep! Time to duel! Must be delierious! Time to duel! You're not invin..'
"Excuse me for a moment," I said as I clicked my new cell phone and clicked talk. "Hello, Yugi Mutou speaking."
"Hey! Like your new phone?"
"Is that why you called me?"
"No, I was wondering...you got a dance coming up?"
"Yeah."
"Have a date?"
"You have to be kidding me."
"Sorry, sorry. Any way did I ever tell you...(faint) Hey!"
"Sorry about this Yugi. Malik was just so into using his new cell phone he just thought he'd call you to fine a good topic."
"It's alright Isis."
"Well I have to take the little piggy home so he can eat. Bye!"
"Bye Isis."
'Click'
When I looked up, Sakura was gone. I blinked, but then shrugged it off, and went back down the street again. I ran up the stairs and opened the door and I found a big surprise.
"Hello. Surprised?"
"What the heck do you think?" I asked bluntly and threw my gear on the floor before sitting at the table. "You said you weren't allowed out till next week."
"Yeah, well I improved so much that they actually let me go, if I didn't stress myself."
"You always stress."
"Not as much as you."
"But your Mr.Actor."
"You're Mr. Butt head."
"How mature."
"Brat."
"Moran."
"Runt."
"Dork."
"Dwarf."
"Hag."
"Bas..."
His word was cut off as the phone rang and Yami grabbed it before I could even get out of my seat.
"Hello?"
While he was in conversation, I grabbed my back pack and went searching for my homework, when I found a note. It was wedged in my reading book, which was a total bore snore, and opened it.
'Yugi Mutou,
I'm probably going to be to shy to ask you in person, so I thought it would be easier if I wrote it. I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dance with me. I mean...if you want to that is. If you accept, meet me near the punch bowl on the day of the dance. I'll come to you.'
'Strange. No signature.'
"HEY YUGI!"
I cried out as I jumped about a foot in the air and turned on Yami.
"DAMNIT YAMI! I'M NOT DEAF! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL STRAIGHT IN MY EAR!"
"What's that?" he asked, as he eyed the note.
I snorted and stuffed it into my pocket.
"None of your buisness."
"Come on."
"NO! Now, what were you saying?"
"Hm? Oh! The director called. He asked if I was up to some acting since were a bit behind, and I told him I was. So let's go."
"It's funny."
"What?"
"You seem...nicer. Are you sure you're fully healed?"
He only shoved my head down to the floor.
"Just get your damn clothes and we'll be off before I take off without you," he growled, as he stepped over me and went out the door.
I hurried to grab my out fit and ran down the stairs, almost tripping, and jumped into the car before Yami got there himself. He got in himself, and started it up and we were on our way. ***************************************************************
"Let me see," said Malik as he grabbed the note out of my hand. "I don't know. Would if it's someone who is trying to trick you."
"Why would they?"
"Do you have any enemies?"
"Yes. Akira and his gang of bullies."
"Are you sure he isn't responsible?"
"Yes. He's to dumb to even think of leaving a note like this."
"Are you sure this person isn't yoai?"
I froze. No I hadn' t considered that. I let my head fall into my hands.
"This is why I don't show you stuff. You make comments like that that give me the creeps."
"Sorry, just a thought," he said as he handed it back.
We lazed on the stools as we watched Yami battle Arcana.
"Stop now, this has already gone way to far."
"But what is the fun in that?"
"YAMI! YOU SUCK!" I shouted.
Yami started and turned to glare at me.
"NOT WHEN I'M ON SET YUGI!"
"Cut!" the director shouted. "Yugi!"
"Well he did. He sounded dead."
Yami unlocked the clasps and stomped to me.
"You think you can play it better? Then you play it!"
"Like I want your sappy parts."
"Sappy? You barely get any part!"
"Because your a spot light hog."
"Well, at least I'm not the murderer."
"I didn't get drunk at the bar and slipped on my face."
He stared murder at me.
"And I bet maybe it was you who murdered Dad. You were just jealous that he loved me more so you killed him to make me suffer. I never knew you would go so low."
Yami was burning with fury and lunged at me. I felt his hands over my throat and I choked, literally.
"Alright! Yami! Stop!" I croaked, as I tried breathing, but he only punched me in the chest.
"Okay Yami, get off," came the directors voice as he grabbed Yami, but Yami threw him off.
I managed to roll off, but he grabbed my waist and punched the back of my neck. Unfortunately, I took my chocker off and so I felt the impact quite well, and I grimaced as I felt the edge of the puzzle starting to dig into my stomach. Finally Yami was jerked off me by Seto and I felt a hand help myself up. Sugoroku had me sit down, but I refused, and just leaned on him to stay standing. Malik was by my side at once, and asked over and over if I was alright, before glaring at Yami. Yami only breathed harshly and tried lunging at me again.
"You little bastard! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!" he shouted as he tried throwing the director and Seto off him.
I grimaced as I felt a stinging pain in my stomach as my chest ached as did the back of my neck. On the contrary, my whole throat hurt. I coughed, and realized it brought spasms of pain to my stomach and chest. I heard a gasp from Malik, and slowly looked down. I paled as I saw a small dribble of blood stain my shirt.
"Oh, god," whispered Malik as he pushed my hands away. "How badly did Yami beat you?"
Before I could answer, I felt Sugoroku push me to the changing room, where the custumes were so I could get away from Yami and had me lay down on a bench. He lifted the shirt up to expose the stomach and sighed in relief.
"It's light, so it will heal easy."
I was only silent. Malik frowned in worry, as Sugoroku bandaged it and had a look at my chest. A nice big bruise was forming. My throat was a killer as I swallowed.
"Yugi," Sugoroku said gently. "You know what you said was inapropreate."
I didn't answer, just stared at my hands.
"Yugi?" asked Sugoroku.
"He keeps calling me a murderer," I finally whispered. "I couldn't take it. I just had to get back at him."
"Yugi," he said gently as he circled an arm around my shoulders.
Tears formed in my eyes and streamed slowly down my cheeks, as I covered my face.
"Why is it always me? Why can't for once do something good? Why am I the one to bring bad luck?"
"Yugi?" came a soft voice.
I refused to look up, but I knew who it was. I felt myself being brought into a warm embrace and fingers stroking my hair.
"Shhhhhh. Don't cry. It's alright. It isn't all your fault."
"Sheesh. Miss Lovey Dovey," I heard Malik mutter.
"Hush, Malik. I did the same thing to you when you cried your little heart out."
"Don't remind me Isis."
When my tears stopped, I pulled away and wipped the rest of my tears away, as I turned to Isis.
"Thank you."
"Yugi, you are like another cousin to me. I'll be there for you, just like Malik will be."
"Yep," said Malik as he rested his arm on Isis's shoulder. "You can always count on me too!"
I couldn't help but laugh, before I thought of something and looked up at them.
"Um...can I ask you guys a favor?"
"Sure," Malik said.
"Can I stay for a while? I don't think it will be very pleasent if I stayed with Yami right now."
"Course you can!" Malik shouted, and slapped me on the back. "You can help me bug Isis when we get home."
Isis whaped him on the head.
"I'm standing right behind you, idiot!" she shouted.
"Ow, that was my good ear," he grumbled as he masaged it.
I couldn't help laughing. They were always doing something amusing when one got angry with the other. Sugoroku only sighed and shook his head.
"Those two," he muttered.
The director suddenly poped his head in.
"Yugi, you alright?"
"Yeah, but...can I go home early? I don't think it's very safe if I stay here with Yami."
"Yeah, took us a while to calm him down, but I think he'll be alright. Just don't insult him anymore, okay?" he begged.
"I definitally won't. I'm not dumb enough to make him even more mad then before. Next thing I know, he's going to be rampaging me with a blade."
"Right...well, were starting to tape where we left off before your...bicker...and I want you sitting in a seat with your mouth shut. You got it?"
I sighed.
"Yes, sir."
"Thank you," and was gone in a flash.
"Looks like we have to stay after all," I grumbled.
Malik snorted and grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the area.
"Don't be a coward, it's only your..." he paused as he saw Yami doing his part, but his eyes looked really frightening. "...on second thought, maybe you should flee for the border."
"Oh thanks for the confidence," I said bluntly. ***************************************************************
"And stop! Yugi, Yami, switch off!"
Yami silently, took the clasp off, and threw the key at me. Luckily I was able to catch it before it hit anything. I placed myself in the open clasps and put the key back into the box and waited for the call to start.
"Annnnnnnnd....action!"
"Ahhhhhh! Help me! Help me!" Arcana shouted, as he struggled to get free.
'What a dork,' I thought.
"I'm coming!" I shouted as I ran and slid to grab the key.
I unlocked the huge clasp, and pulled him down before the saw thing could touch him. Arcana pushed passed me and grabbed the figure behind the curtain. I got up, but winced as my chest pounded. I was a bit oblivious to what Arcana was saying as I masaged my sour chest, when I realized everyone was silent. I looked up, and saw Aracana looking at me. First I was confused, then realized my lines.
"I'm sorry Arcana. Is there anything I can do?"
"Hahaha! Arcana is no longer here. So we meet again little Yugi."
I winced, and took off my collar to massage my neck. The collar was really irritating it.
"Yugi? You alright?" Malik asked, coming from behind a screen.
"Cut! Yugi, what's wrong?" asked the director.
"I'm sorry, my neck was hurting."
"Hmmmmmmm, Yugi I think it be best if you heal a bit before acting. We'll start filming the next show so we can get a head start on that."
"Thank you."
"Hey, since I'm not in the next two shows, can I go home with Yugi?"
"Wellllllllll."
"Give him the puppy eyes," Malik whispered to me.
"Alright, fine," he sighed.
"Yay!" Malik cheered as he grabbed my arm and literally dragged me out of the studio.
I think the director muttered something about us giving him a migraine. ***************************************************************
Where do the days go! I had an hour to dress for the school dance, but I still didn't know what to wear. I've been so preoccupied with getting all my homework done, and avoiding Akira, that I forgot all about it. How could I when people are probabaly giggling about it, you might wonder. It's because I'm to busy, hoping that Miss Hodai won't do anything that might cause my death. When I droped my books near the coach, it hit me and I paled, since all my clothes were at the apartment, and I still wouldn't go near Yami yet. Malik, who was munching on a twixs bar, noticed my gloom and asked.
"I just remembered the dance at six, and I won't dare go home, but I need something nice to wear!"
"Hmmmmm. Come with me. You can borrow some of mine," he said as he pulled me upstairs.
"Malik, have you forgotten that YOU'RE BIGGER THEN ME!"
He stopped, and looked at himself in the mirror.
"I don't look fat."
He sniggered as I slapped my forehead.
"I meant taller!"
"Sheesh, chill. I have some clothes that are a bit small for me and I think it would fit you."
"Do I really want to look like a freak like Malik?" I asked myself.
"I'll ignore that remark," Malik growled as he rummaged through his closet.
Soon he layed out an outfit, that I could not believe ever exsisted. It was a purple sleeveless shirt, with tight blue pants.
"Dress in this, for starters, then we'll put the finishing touches on it."
"Malik...I'm not wearing that."
"Why?"
"Maybe because people who go to a dance don't wear stuff like this!"
"How do you know? You always skip them."
"But..." but Malik had already shoved me into the closet to change.
Once that was done, he shoved me to sit, and took out a liner he got from Egypt and re-did the line under my eyes. Then he secured a tight chocker of gold on my neck and clasped on manacles to my wrists, and a narrower one on my forearm.
"Should I put earrings on you?" he mused.
"I'm not a girl!" I shouted.
"Chill. Okay, I think that's good enough," and pulled me to the mirror.
I stared. I actually looked Egyption, except the clothes were modern. At least I didn't look to much like a girl.
"Why did you make the black lines darker?" I asked.
"I don't now, just thought you would look better."
I examined myself and nodded.
"Thanks," I said happily and hugged him.
"Whoa! Don't knock me down now!"
"Thank you so much! I don't know how I could have done it without you!"
"You'd probably still be dressing. What time is it? Ack! It's five- fifty! You better hurry!"
I nodded, and ran out of the door. It's a bit longer when I had to run on foot from Malik's house to school, but I'm pretty fast. I have to be, or else Yami would have been able to catch me every time I did something that upsets him. I stopped short as I stared at our gym. Light's were up and vines circled the railing. Music blasted from inside, and I rushed in. Boy, was it crowded. I got a couple of stares from people, but then they went back to what ever they were doing. I threaded through the people to reach the punch table, when I heard that voice I always dreaded.
"Well, well. Looks like you decided to show up Mutou."
I turned and saw Akira with his date on his arm.
"I was asked, okay," I grumbled.
"So, who is she?" he sneered. "Couldn't be as pretty as my date."
"Oh, yeah. I bet my date is the most beautiful one in the whole school!" I shouted.
'It could be a guy though,' I suddenly thought, and felt my stomach run cold.
"I have to go now, so I hope I never see you again," I said, and hurried away before he could do anything else.
I looked at all the females at the punch bowl, but couldn't imagine that anyone of them could have asked me. I was a dork in there eyes, even if I was a star of one of the most popular anime ever. But since some idiots decided to name Yami my name they pretty much think it the same thing and go for him. I don't mind, I just get pissed because I'M YUGI NOT THAT IDIOT! Sorry, getting off topic. I scooped myself some punch and waited, but none came up to me. I stayed there for who knows how long, and sighed as I drank my fifth cup. Then I crunched it and was about to leave, when I felt a hand on my shoulder.
"Um...sorry I'm late," said a soft voice behind me.
I turned slowly, and was face to face, with Sakura. She looked stunning in her blue dress. It had spagetii straps and she had a nice collar with a flower beaded on the front.
"Sakura! Wow...you're..."
I felt so nervous. I never was shy with girls, but I mean...she was...ah...I've never really been asked by a girl to do anything, and this was very nerve wrecking.
"I hope you don't mind. I know you must know a lot more prettier girls then me...but..."
I smiled and took her hand in mine.
"You look beautiful, care for a dance?"
She blushed slightly, then laughed as I pulled her onto the dance floor. They played a really lively tune that you can really move to, then near the end the DJ annonced, "Well young people, almost the last hour, so hears a little music to slow things down."
A slow music came on and I blushed as she wrapped her arms around my neck and I around her slim waist.
"Um...Yugi?"
"Yeah?"
"Thank you. I never had such a fullfilling night. Um...if your uncomfortable, we can go outside or something."
"Well, if you want to dance more, then I won't mind."
She smiled, and pulled away, and pulling me with her.
"I want to see you outside for a moment."
Curiously, I followed her outside and she led me to where the old tree sat, into the area where Yami had found me when I was crying. She stopped and turned to me. The music still could be heard, and I felt like dancing a little more. Out here I didn't feel that uncomfortable, because it didn't feel like anyone was watching.
"I'm sorry I dragged you out here, but I felt uncomfortable inside, because I felt like eyes were all on me."
"Hey, what a coincidence, so did I. Would you like to continue now?"
"Sure."
So we slow danced, till the music stopped and pulled apart.
"I better get going now," she said as she tucked a piece of her black hair behind her ear. "Thank you for the dance. I had a great time."
"Surprisingly I did to."
She laughed softly, and walked up to me so that her face was close to my own. I felt my cheeks burning and I saw her's were to. She kissed me. She parted quickly and blushed even harder.
"I better go now. I'll see you at school," and walked down the street, waving back to me.
I stared, as my fingers unconsiously touched my lips. I was startled as a low whistle sounded by my ear.
"Never knew you had it in ya!" he shouted as he slapped me on the back.
"Malik!? What the heck are you doing here!?"
"Came to see if you were done yet, but ended up seeing you slow dancing, then getting kissed. You sly dog," he said with a wide grin and nudging me in the ribs.
I slapped his hand, but still smiled.
"Have fun?"
"Yes, actually."
"Guy or girl?"
"Girl. Thank goodness."
"So since Isis is working late, want to grab something to eat?"
"Good idea, I'm starved. I was to busy dancing. Oh, and Malik. Don't tell anyone okay."
"Okay, it will be our secret then," and winked then snickered. "Yugi got kissed, Yugi got kissed..." he started chanting.
"OKAY ISHTAR YOU ASKED FOR IT!" I shouted and chased him down the street. ***************************************************************
Mijikai: Really long one.
Yami:...It stinks.
Mijikai: You always think it does.
Yami: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS HURT HIM!
Mijikai: Are you jealous that it wasn't you who kissed Yugi?
Yami:....don't get sick on me.
Mijikai: Hey, just a thought.
Yugi: (blushing) I never thought I'd get kissed.
Mijikai: Why not?
Yugi: Well...I'm a migit.
Mijikai: Hey, don't worry, you'll grow! Bye for now! *************************************************************** ADDED BONOUS STORY!
Can't, I Have Braces
Yugi: Grandpa! Can I have a party while you're at the Bahamas?
Grandpa: Yugi...you remember what happened last time you had one?
Yugi: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....
(Flashback)
(Yami's are drunk,and the rest are on suger high)
Grandpa: (walks in) What the...! YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Yugi: (On suger high) Yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup!
Grandpa: (containing fury) Come here.
Yugi: (runs, trips) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yami: (though drunk seems to still have protective instincts) AIBOU! (catches him)
Yugi: (Lips meet Yami's)
Yami: O.o (drops Yugi)
Yugi: Oaf!
(Kiss seems to make people somber and they stare)
Yugi/Yami: (come to senses and rush up the stairs) MOUTH WASH!
Everyone: (goes back to what they were doing)
Sugoroku: YUGI! GET YOU'RE BUTT DOWN HERE!
Bakura: The geezer said butt!
Malik: NO. (hiccup) he said thutt!
Bakura: Vhat's a thutt?
Malik: YOU!
Bakura/Malik: (Roaring in laughter)
Grandpa: -_- Crazy kids. (suddenly get's tied up and placed before a bag of suger.)
Everyone on suger high: Oh hail the mighty suger!
Grandpa: O_O
Jounouchi: Oh, holy bag of suger, please accept this prono preverted man...
Grandpa: Prono per...Katsuya Jounouchi! I beg you're pardon!
Honda: Now, we shall sacrifice him. (Holds up knife)
Grandpa: O_O YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIII!!!
Yugi: (stubles from the bathroom) Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhwooooooaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Honda: Sacrifice! (swings blade)
Grandpa: AAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yuuuuuuuuggggggggiiiiiii!!!!
Yugi: O.o (faints)
Grandpa: -_- (sarcastically) Great timing for passing out.
(End of Flashback)
Yugi: Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh....noooooooooo.
Grandpa: Yugi.
Yugi: (on knees hands together) Please, please! I promise we'll be good this time!
Grandpa: Weeeeelllllll, if you promise the house will not be in a wreck, I figure it will be alright. No booze.
Yugi: Okay!
(inside the puzzle)
Yami: Shimatta!
(Reality)
Grandpa: And stay away from suger.
Yugi: Okay! (thoughts) shimatta!
(Day of the "party")
Jounouchi: I'm bored.
Honda: You said that five minutes ago.
Jounouchi: Oh. (two seconds) I'm bored.
Seto: WILL YOU SHUT YOU'RE MOUTH CHIWAWA!
Jounouchi: All in favor of kicking Seto's big ass, say I!
Honda: (grabs Jou) How about something a little more friendly?
Anzu: Spin the bottle!
Everyone: ACK NO!
Anzu: (Pouts) Why not?
Ryou: Well...uh...for starters...
Bakura: Damnit! YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!
Anzu: So?
Bakura: So, that means that the rest will be guys, and if the bottle spins on a guy when another guy spins it...(waiting for her to get it)
Anzu: So?
Bakura: (eye twitching) WE'RE NOT GAY, WOMAN!
Anzu: So?
Bakura: (anime temple) THAT'S IT! SHE'S GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Ryou/Yami: (grabs Bakura's arms back) Whoa, there.
Yugi: How about truth our dare!
Anzu: I still prefer spin the bottle!
Yugi: Truth or dare!
Anzu: Spin the bottle!
Yugi: Fine, we'll have a combination of truth or dare and spin the bottle!
Anzu: (thinks) Okay!
Yugi: Yami, round everyone up. In a circle please!
Yami: Okay dokay! EVERYONE! GET YOU'RE ASS IN A CIRCLE IN TEN SECONDS OR I'M SENDING YOU INTO THE SHADOW REALM WITH A SHATTERED MIND!
Everyone: O.o (rushes into a circle and sits)
Yugi: -_-0 Yami...
Yami: See how simple things are when you know what to say.
Yugi: Huh?
Yami: Never mind.
(Everyone is seated in a cirlce)
Yugi: Okay, I'm going to to spin the bottle. Who ever it lands on will go first. And when the bottle lands on a person, they have to do a dare or say a truth. Okay, here it goes!
(bottle spins, lands on Jou)
Jounouchi: (vicotory dance) Go me! Go me! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!
Seto: I thought you're birthday was way passed the date.
Jounouchi: (freezes) It's an expression, idiot!
Seto: Well, exxxxuuuuuuuusssssseeeee me.
Everyone: (clears throat)
Jounouchi: Oh yeah! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Kaiba is a baka! Kaiba is a baka!
Seto: Hey!
Honda: Jou, sit down before you hurt yourself.
Jounouchi: Awwwww, you always ruin my fun. (Sit's down. spins bottle)
(lands on Yugi)
Jounouchi: Oooooooo. Now let's see. (thinks)
Seto: (bluntly) don't hurt yourself.
(Bottle comes flying and hits him on the head)
Seto: Ow!
Jounouchi: (ignores Seto and snaps fingers) I got it! I dare you to kiss Yami!
Yugi: (blinks)
Yami: (turns red)
Yugi: Can't.
Jounouchi: What...wha...ohhhhhhh, is the King of games chicken?
Yugi: (mutters) No.
Jounouchi: (making chicken sounds)
Honda: Sit down before you lay an egg.
Jounouchi: Can't.
Honda: Why?
Jounouchi: Roosters don't lay eggs.
Honda: (facefault)
Ryou: (frowns) Why can't you Yugi.
Yugi: One: I'm not gay. Two: It's perverted. Three: Braces.
Everyone: (sweatdrop) What does that have to do with anything! Wait, you wear braces?
Yugi: (smiles widely and has clear braces)
Everyone: Oh.
Yugi: Actually, my orthodontist said so. He said I can't kiss anyone for four months.
Jounouchi: What kind of ortho do you have?
Yugi: (shrugg) He always wears a hood. But I have a strong feeling it's Marik.
Everyone: O_O
Jounouchi: Hmmmmmm. Then...I dare you to eat carmal! Soft carmal!
Yugi: Jou. Do you know how hell a hard it is to clean carmal off you're braces?
Jounouchi: Why do you think I dared you?
Yugi: What ever happens, it's you're fault! (grabs carmal from the candy bowl and eats it.) My turn! Ick, sticky. (Spins bottle, lands on Yami)
Yami: Oh Ra. Help me!
Yugi: Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy. Hmmmmmm. I dare you to...ask Seto out.
Yami/Seto: O_O WHAT!
Yugi: Not that! I mean for a play date or something.
Yami: Oh...okay.
Yugi: I'll give you one hour to yourselves.
Yami: I'm going to get you for this. Okay, Seto.
Seto: What?
Yami: Would you like to go to the Domino beach side?
Seto: No.
Yugi: Seto!
Seto:......fine.
Yami: Let's go.
(Domino beach side)
Seto: Whoa! This is so....boring.
Yami: ........hey what's that?
Seto: (stands near the cliff, trying to see what Yami just saw) What?
Yami: Nothing, must have been my imagination.
Seto: (Mimics in a high annoying voice)
Yami: (anime temple)
Seto: (staring at the ocean, muttering how stupid this was)
Yami: (get's an idea and evil smile spreads as he stands near Seto) (Yawns, one arm stretches up and the other "accidently" knocks him down)
Seto: Whoa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yami: Seto? Seto? Huh. (smile on his face) Must have left. Oh, well, best leave to. (Leaves back for the house)
Ryou: Where's Seto?
Yami: You know, that idiot ditched me. Can you believe that?
Yugi: -_- You pushed him off the cliff, didn't you?
Yami: I have no idea on what you are talking about!
Yugi: I can use you're eyes you know.
Yami: Damn!
(suddenly Seto appears)
Seto: Yaaaaaammmmmmmiiiiiiii!
Yami: Shimatta! I thought you were dead!
Seto: No! But I know that I can make someone suffer death!
Yami: Hahahahahahaha! I'm already dead you moran!
Seto: (grabs Yugi) He's my hostage.
Yugi: O_O Help!
Yami: ....on the count of three I'm sending this idiot to the shadow realm with a shattered mind! One! Tw...!
Jounouchi: Three! Three! Three! Get his ass to the shadow realm!
Everyone: -_-0 Jou?
Jounouchi: What? Don't you think that bastard should be sent to the shadow realm? I mean, he doesn't even need to have a shattered mind since it's already screwed up.
Seto: (anime temple) DIE PUPPY!
Jounouchi: O.o AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs)
Yami: (Picks up fallen Yugi, and set's him back in the circle) Excuse me for a moment. (Grabs Seto's collar and drags him into the closet) Not for young eyes.
(Hears screaming and pounding in the closet)
Seto: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!
Yami: Now mortal FEAR MY WRAITH!
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone: -_-0
Anzu: Don't they make a cute couple?
Everyone: (steps back) O_O
TO BE CONTINUED. (MAYBE)
Seto:.............................................
Yami: What do you think? HE'S IN THE HOSPTIAL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
Yugi: And he's bandaged all up. Whoa, Noah really did him good.
Seto:......must........kill............Noah.........
Yami:.....I think they bounded well. ^_^
Mijikai/Yugi: -_-0 Yami?
Annoncement: ADDED BONOUS STORY ON BOTTOM! ************************************************************** Chapter Nine
Groan, the weeks just went by so fast. Now I was sitting in my class, Miss Hodai giving me death glares, and Akira looking to pound me! For the dance that was coming up next Friday was said to be the biggest event ever, starting with the asking. Every year we have boys asking girls to go with them, but this year, it's Yoai and girls. Yes, sadly we do have some some yoai pupils here, and unfortunately, most of them our boys. I was sitting in my desk, when Hotori Setsuna came up to me. Hotori is a shy guy, but his shyness becomes even worse since he's yoai. He looked at me shyly and asked.
"Uh...Yugi. Um I was wondering..."
"H..hotori...ah hi."
"Do you have anyone for the dance?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...no, but that's because I'm not going."
"Oh..."
"Why?"
"Well, nothing personal or anything, but...you know I'm shy right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, you looked quiet and someone who wouldn't yell at me...and I really want to go...just not alone."
"I see. You can try Ralf. He's looking too."
"Is he...?"
"Yes."
"Okay, thanks Yugi," and ran off in Ralf's direction.
I let out a sigh of relief, and it washed over me even more when the bell rang. He went out, single file, and once we neared the door, we ran out. Yami's still in the hospital, if your wondering, but doing fine. I debated if I wanted to go home first then hospital, or hospital then home...decisions, desisions. Or I can just stay home and call him. Yep, that sounds good. I threw my skateboard on the pavement and started down the street, when I heard the patter of feet behind me. I stopped and looked and saw Sakura.
"Yugi," she puffed, and leaned over to catch her breath before straightening.
"Yeah?"
She blushed slightly and stared at the ground.
"I wanted to thank you for what you did. It was really nice of you. And I'm sorry that I got you in trouble, and got you exspelled for two weeks. I hope you can forgive me."
"Sakura. I couldn't ask for anything better," I answered.
She looked up at me and smiled brightly.
"You're cute when you smile. Have you ever considered doing it more often?"
She blushed.
"Um...Yugi...I was wondering. Can you..."
'Beep Beep! Time to duel! Must be delierious! Time to duel! You're not invin..'
"Excuse me for a moment," I said as I clicked my new cell phone and clicked talk. "Hello, Yugi Mutou speaking."
"Hey! Like your new phone?"
"Is that why you called me?"
"No, I was wondering...you got a dance coming up?"
"Yeah."
"Have a date?"
"You have to be kidding me."
"Sorry, sorry. Any way did I ever tell you...(faint) Hey!"
"Sorry about this Yugi. Malik was just so into using his new cell phone he just thought he'd call you to fine a good topic."
"It's alright Isis."
"Well I have to take the little piggy home so he can eat. Bye!"
"Bye Isis."
'Click'
When I looked up, Sakura was gone. I blinked, but then shrugged it off, and went back down the street again. I ran up the stairs and opened the door and I found a big surprise.
"Hello. Surprised?"
"What the heck do you think?" I asked bluntly and threw my gear on the floor before sitting at the table. "You said you weren't allowed out till next week."
"Yeah, well I improved so much that they actually let me go, if I didn't stress myself."
"You always stress."
"Not as much as you."
"But your Mr.Actor."
"You're Mr. Butt head."
"How mature."
"Brat."
"Moran."
"Runt."
"Dork."
"Dwarf."
"Hag."
"Bas..."
His word was cut off as the phone rang and Yami grabbed it before I could even get out of my seat.
"Hello?"
While he was in conversation, I grabbed my back pack and went searching for my homework, when I found a note. It was wedged in my reading book, which was a total bore snore, and opened it.
'Yugi Mutou,
I'm probably going to be to shy to ask you in person, so I thought it would be easier if I wrote it. I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dance with me. I mean...if you want to that is. If you accept, meet me near the punch bowl on the day of the dance. I'll come to you.'
'Strange. No signature.'
"HEY YUGI!"
I cried out as I jumped about a foot in the air and turned on Yami.
"DAMNIT YAMI! I'M NOT DEAF! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL STRAIGHT IN MY EAR!"
"What's that?" he asked, as he eyed the note.
I snorted and stuffed it into my pocket.
"None of your buisness."
"Come on."
"NO! Now, what were you saying?"
"Hm? Oh! The director called. He asked if I was up to some acting since were a bit behind, and I told him I was. So let's go."
"It's funny."
"What?"
"You seem...nicer. Are you sure you're fully healed?"
He only shoved my head down to the floor.
"Just get your damn clothes and we'll be off before I take off without you," he growled, as he stepped over me and went out the door.
I hurried to grab my out fit and ran down the stairs, almost tripping, and jumped into the car before Yami got there himself. He got in himself, and started it up and we were on our way. ***************************************************************
"Let me see," said Malik as he grabbed the note out of my hand. "I don't know. Would if it's someone who is trying to trick you."
"Why would they?"
"Do you have any enemies?"
"Yes. Akira and his gang of bullies."
"Are you sure he isn't responsible?"
"Yes. He's to dumb to even think of leaving a note like this."
"Are you sure this person isn't yoai?"
I froze. No I hadn' t considered that. I let my head fall into my hands.
"This is why I don't show you stuff. You make comments like that that give me the creeps."
"Sorry, just a thought," he said as he handed it back.
We lazed on the stools as we watched Yami battle Arcana.
"Stop now, this has already gone way to far."
"But what is the fun in that?"
"YAMI! YOU SUCK!" I shouted.
Yami started and turned to glare at me.
"NOT WHEN I'M ON SET YUGI!"
"Cut!" the director shouted. "Yugi!"
"Well he did. He sounded dead."
Yami unlocked the clasps and stomped to me.
"You think you can play it better? Then you play it!"
"Like I want your sappy parts."
"Sappy? You barely get any part!"
"Because your a spot light hog."
"Well, at least I'm not the murderer."
"I didn't get drunk at the bar and slipped on my face."
He stared murder at me.
"And I bet maybe it was you who murdered Dad. You were just jealous that he loved me more so you killed him to make me suffer. I never knew you would go so low."
Yami was burning with fury and lunged at me. I felt his hands over my throat and I choked, literally.
"Alright! Yami! Stop!" I croaked, as I tried breathing, but he only punched me in the chest.
"Okay Yami, get off," came the directors voice as he grabbed Yami, but Yami threw him off.
I managed to roll off, but he grabbed my waist and punched the back of my neck. Unfortunately, I took my chocker off and so I felt the impact quite well, and I grimaced as I felt the edge of the puzzle starting to dig into my stomach. Finally Yami was jerked off me by Seto and I felt a hand help myself up. Sugoroku had me sit down, but I refused, and just leaned on him to stay standing. Malik was by my side at once, and asked over and over if I was alright, before glaring at Yami. Yami only breathed harshly and tried lunging at me again.
"You little bastard! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!" he shouted as he tried throwing the director and Seto off him.
I grimaced as I felt a stinging pain in my stomach as my chest ached as did the back of my neck. On the contrary, my whole throat hurt. I coughed, and realized it brought spasms of pain to my stomach and chest. I heard a gasp from Malik, and slowly looked down. I paled as I saw a small dribble of blood stain my shirt.
"Oh, god," whispered Malik as he pushed my hands away. "How badly did Yami beat you?"
Before I could answer, I felt Sugoroku push me to the changing room, where the custumes were so I could get away from Yami and had me lay down on a bench. He lifted the shirt up to expose the stomach and sighed in relief.
"It's light, so it will heal easy."
I was only silent. Malik frowned in worry, as Sugoroku bandaged it and had a look at my chest. A nice big bruise was forming. My throat was a killer as I swallowed.
"Yugi," Sugoroku said gently. "You know what you said was inapropreate."
I didn't answer, just stared at my hands.
"Yugi?" asked Sugoroku.
"He keeps calling me a murderer," I finally whispered. "I couldn't take it. I just had to get back at him."
"Yugi," he said gently as he circled an arm around my shoulders.
Tears formed in my eyes and streamed slowly down my cheeks, as I covered my face.
"Why is it always me? Why can't for once do something good? Why am I the one to bring bad luck?"
"Yugi?" came a soft voice.
I refused to look up, but I knew who it was. I felt myself being brought into a warm embrace and fingers stroking my hair.
"Shhhhhh. Don't cry. It's alright. It isn't all your fault."
"Sheesh. Miss Lovey Dovey," I heard Malik mutter.
"Hush, Malik. I did the same thing to you when you cried your little heart out."
"Don't remind me Isis."
When my tears stopped, I pulled away and wipped the rest of my tears away, as I turned to Isis.
"Thank you."
"Yugi, you are like another cousin to me. I'll be there for you, just like Malik will be."
"Yep," said Malik as he rested his arm on Isis's shoulder. "You can always count on me too!"
I couldn't help but laugh, before I thought of something and looked up at them.
"Um...can I ask you guys a favor?"
"Sure," Malik said.
"Can I stay for a while? I don't think it will be very pleasent if I stayed with Yami right now."
"Course you can!" Malik shouted, and slapped me on the back. "You can help me bug Isis when we get home."
Isis whaped him on the head.
"I'm standing right behind you, idiot!" she shouted.
"Ow, that was my good ear," he grumbled as he masaged it.
I couldn't help laughing. They were always doing something amusing when one got angry with the other. Sugoroku only sighed and shook his head.
"Those two," he muttered.
The director suddenly poped his head in.
"Yugi, you alright?"
"Yeah, but...can I go home early? I don't think it's very safe if I stay here with Yami."
"Yeah, took us a while to calm him down, but I think he'll be alright. Just don't insult him anymore, okay?" he begged.
"I definitally won't. I'm not dumb enough to make him even more mad then before. Next thing I know, he's going to be rampaging me with a blade."
"Right...well, were starting to tape where we left off before your...bicker...and I want you sitting in a seat with your mouth shut. You got it?"
I sighed.
"Yes, sir."
"Thank you," and was gone in a flash.
"Looks like we have to stay after all," I grumbled.
Malik snorted and grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the area.
"Don't be a coward, it's only your..." he paused as he saw Yami doing his part, but his eyes looked really frightening. "...on second thought, maybe you should flee for the border."
"Oh thanks for the confidence," I said bluntly. ***************************************************************
"And stop! Yugi, Yami, switch off!"
Yami silently, took the clasp off, and threw the key at me. Luckily I was able to catch it before it hit anything. I placed myself in the open clasps and put the key back into the box and waited for the call to start.
"Annnnnnnnd....action!"
"Ahhhhhh! Help me! Help me!" Arcana shouted, as he struggled to get free.
'What a dork,' I thought.
"I'm coming!" I shouted as I ran and slid to grab the key.
I unlocked the huge clasp, and pulled him down before the saw thing could touch him. Arcana pushed passed me and grabbed the figure behind the curtain. I got up, but winced as my chest pounded. I was a bit oblivious to what Arcana was saying as I masaged my sour chest, when I realized everyone was silent. I looked up, and saw Aracana looking at me. First I was confused, then realized my lines.
"I'm sorry Arcana. Is there anything I can do?"
"Hahaha! Arcana is no longer here. So we meet again little Yugi."
I winced, and took off my collar to massage my neck. The collar was really irritating it.
"Yugi? You alright?" Malik asked, coming from behind a screen.
"Cut! Yugi, what's wrong?" asked the director.
"I'm sorry, my neck was hurting."
"Hmmmmmmm, Yugi I think it be best if you heal a bit before acting. We'll start filming the next show so we can get a head start on that."
"Thank you."
"Hey, since I'm not in the next two shows, can I go home with Yugi?"
"Wellllllllll."
"Give him the puppy eyes," Malik whispered to me.
"Alright, fine," he sighed.
"Yay!" Malik cheered as he grabbed my arm and literally dragged me out of the studio.
I think the director muttered something about us giving him a migraine. ***************************************************************
Where do the days go! I had an hour to dress for the school dance, but I still didn't know what to wear. I've been so preoccupied with getting all my homework done, and avoiding Akira, that I forgot all about it. How could I when people are probabaly giggling about it, you might wonder. It's because I'm to busy, hoping that Miss Hodai won't do anything that might cause my death. When I droped my books near the coach, it hit me and I paled, since all my clothes were at the apartment, and I still wouldn't go near Yami yet. Malik, who was munching on a twixs bar, noticed my gloom and asked.
"I just remembered the dance at six, and I won't dare go home, but I need something nice to wear!"
"Hmmmmm. Come with me. You can borrow some of mine," he said as he pulled me upstairs.
"Malik, have you forgotten that YOU'RE BIGGER THEN ME!"
He stopped, and looked at himself in the mirror.
"I don't look fat."
He sniggered as I slapped my forehead.
"I meant taller!"
"Sheesh, chill. I have some clothes that are a bit small for me and I think it would fit you."
"Do I really want to look like a freak like Malik?" I asked myself.
"I'll ignore that remark," Malik growled as he rummaged through his closet.
Soon he layed out an outfit, that I could not believe ever exsisted. It was a purple sleeveless shirt, with tight blue pants.
"Dress in this, for starters, then we'll put the finishing touches on it."
"Malik...I'm not wearing that."
"Why?"
"Maybe because people who go to a dance don't wear stuff like this!"
"How do you know? You always skip them."
"But..." but Malik had already shoved me into the closet to change.
Once that was done, he shoved me to sit, and took out a liner he got from Egypt and re-did the line under my eyes. Then he secured a tight chocker of gold on my neck and clasped on manacles to my wrists, and a narrower one on my forearm.
"Should I put earrings on you?" he mused.
"I'm not a girl!" I shouted.
"Chill. Okay, I think that's good enough," and pulled me to the mirror.
I stared. I actually looked Egyption, except the clothes were modern. At least I didn't look to much like a girl.
"Why did you make the black lines darker?" I asked.
"I don't now, just thought you would look better."
I examined myself and nodded.
"Thanks," I said happily and hugged him.
"Whoa! Don't knock me down now!"
"Thank you so much! I don't know how I could have done it without you!"
"You'd probably still be dressing. What time is it? Ack! It's five- fifty! You better hurry!"
I nodded, and ran out of the door. It's a bit longer when I had to run on foot from Malik's house to school, but I'm pretty fast. I have to be, or else Yami would have been able to catch me every time I did something that upsets him. I stopped short as I stared at our gym. Light's were up and vines circled the railing. Music blasted from inside, and I rushed in. Boy, was it crowded. I got a couple of stares from people, but then they went back to what ever they were doing. I threaded through the people to reach the punch table, when I heard that voice I always dreaded.
"Well, well. Looks like you decided to show up Mutou."
I turned and saw Akira with his date on his arm.
"I was asked, okay," I grumbled.
"So, who is she?" he sneered. "Couldn't be as pretty as my date."
"Oh, yeah. I bet my date is the most beautiful one in the whole school!" I shouted.
'It could be a guy though,' I suddenly thought, and felt my stomach run cold.
"I have to go now, so I hope I never see you again," I said, and hurried away before he could do anything else.
I looked at all the females at the punch bowl, but couldn't imagine that anyone of them could have asked me. I was a dork in there eyes, even if I was a star of one of the most popular anime ever. But since some idiots decided to name Yami my name they pretty much think it the same thing and go for him. I don't mind, I just get pissed because I'M YUGI NOT THAT IDIOT! Sorry, getting off topic. I scooped myself some punch and waited, but none came up to me. I stayed there for who knows how long, and sighed as I drank my fifth cup. Then I crunched it and was about to leave, when I felt a hand on my shoulder.
"Um...sorry I'm late," said a soft voice behind me.
I turned slowly, and was face to face, with Sakura. She looked stunning in her blue dress. It had spagetii straps and she had a nice collar with a flower beaded on the front.
"Sakura! Wow...you're..."
I felt so nervous. I never was shy with girls, but I mean...she was...ah...I've never really been asked by a girl to do anything, and this was very nerve wrecking.
"I hope you don't mind. I know you must know a lot more prettier girls then me...but..."
I smiled and took her hand in mine.
"You look beautiful, care for a dance?"
She blushed slightly, then laughed as I pulled her onto the dance floor. They played a really lively tune that you can really move to, then near the end the DJ annonced, "Well young people, almost the last hour, so hears a little music to slow things down."
A slow music came on and I blushed as she wrapped her arms around my neck and I around her slim waist.
"Um...Yugi?"
"Yeah?"
"Thank you. I never had such a fullfilling night. Um...if your uncomfortable, we can go outside or something."
"Well, if you want to dance more, then I won't mind."
She smiled, and pulled away, and pulling me with her.
"I want to see you outside for a moment."
Curiously, I followed her outside and she led me to where the old tree sat, into the area where Yami had found me when I was crying. She stopped and turned to me. The music still could be heard, and I felt like dancing a little more. Out here I didn't feel that uncomfortable, because it didn't feel like anyone was watching.
"I'm sorry I dragged you out here, but I felt uncomfortable inside, because I felt like eyes were all on me."
"Hey, what a coincidence, so did I. Would you like to continue now?"
"Sure."
So we slow danced, till the music stopped and pulled apart.
"I better get going now," she said as she tucked a piece of her black hair behind her ear. "Thank you for the dance. I had a great time."
"Surprisingly I did to."
She laughed softly, and walked up to me so that her face was close to my own. I felt my cheeks burning and I saw her's were to. She kissed me. She parted quickly and blushed even harder.
"I better go now. I'll see you at school," and walked down the street, waving back to me.
I stared, as my fingers unconsiously touched my lips. I was startled as a low whistle sounded by my ear.
"Never knew you had it in ya!" he shouted as he slapped me on the back.
"Malik!? What the heck are you doing here!?"
"Came to see if you were done yet, but ended up seeing you slow dancing, then getting kissed. You sly dog," he said with a wide grin and nudging me in the ribs.
I slapped his hand, but still smiled.
"Have fun?"
"Yes, actually."
"Guy or girl?"
"Girl. Thank goodness."
"So since Isis is working late, want to grab something to eat?"
"Good idea, I'm starved. I was to busy dancing. Oh, and Malik. Don't tell anyone okay."
"Okay, it will be our secret then," and winked then snickered. "Yugi got kissed, Yugi got kissed..." he started chanting.
"OKAY ISHTAR YOU ASKED FOR IT!" I shouted and chased him down the street. ***************************************************************
Mijikai: Really long one.
Yami:...It stinks.
Mijikai: You always think it does.
Yami: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS HURT HIM!
Mijikai: Are you jealous that it wasn't you who kissed Yugi?
Yami:....don't get sick on me.
Mijikai: Hey, just a thought.
Yugi: (blushing) I never thought I'd get kissed.
Mijikai: Why not?
Yugi: Well...I'm a migit.
Mijikai: Hey, don't worry, you'll grow! Bye for now! *************************************************************** ADDED BONOUS STORY!
Can't, I Have Braces
Yugi: Grandpa! Can I have a party while you're at the Bahamas?
Grandpa: Yugi...you remember what happened last time you had one?
Yugi: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....
(Flashback)
(Yami's are drunk,and the rest are on suger high)
Grandpa: (walks in) What the...! YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Yugi: (On suger high) Yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup!
Grandpa: (containing fury) Come here.
Yugi: (runs, trips) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yami: (though drunk seems to still have protective instincts) AIBOU! (catches him)
Yugi: (Lips meet Yami's)
Yami: O.o (drops Yugi)
Yugi: Oaf!
(Kiss seems to make people somber and they stare)
Yugi/Yami: (come to senses and rush up the stairs) MOUTH WASH!
Everyone: (goes back to what they were doing)
Sugoroku: YUGI! GET YOU'RE BUTT DOWN HERE!
Bakura: The geezer said butt!
Malik: NO. (hiccup) he said thutt!
Bakura: Vhat's a thutt?
Malik: YOU!
Bakura/Malik: (Roaring in laughter)
Grandpa: -_- Crazy kids. (suddenly get's tied up and placed before a bag of suger.)
Everyone on suger high: Oh hail the mighty suger!
Grandpa: O_O
Jounouchi: Oh, holy bag of suger, please accept this prono preverted man...
Grandpa: Prono per...Katsuya Jounouchi! I beg you're pardon!
Honda: Now, we shall sacrifice him. (Holds up knife)
Grandpa: O_O YYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIII!!!
Yugi: (stubles from the bathroom) Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhwooooooaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Honda: Sacrifice! (swings blade)
Grandpa: AAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yuuuuuuuuggggggggiiiiiii!!!!
Yugi: O.o (faints)
Grandpa: -_- (sarcastically) Great timing for passing out.
(End of Flashback)
Yugi: Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh....noooooooooo.
Grandpa: Yugi.
Yugi: (on knees hands together) Please, please! I promise we'll be good this time!
Grandpa: Weeeeelllllll, if you promise the house will not be in a wreck, I figure it will be alright. No booze.
Yugi: Okay!
(inside the puzzle)
Yami: Shimatta!
(Reality)
Grandpa: And stay away from suger.
Yugi: Okay! (thoughts) shimatta!
(Day of the "party")
Jounouchi: I'm bored.
Honda: You said that five minutes ago.
Jounouchi: Oh. (two seconds) I'm bored.
Seto: WILL YOU SHUT YOU'RE MOUTH CHIWAWA!
Jounouchi: All in favor of kicking Seto's big ass, say I!
Honda: (grabs Jou) How about something a little more friendly?
Anzu: Spin the bottle!
Everyone: ACK NO!
Anzu: (Pouts) Why not?
Ryou: Well...uh...for starters...
Bakura: Damnit! YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!
Anzu: So?
Bakura: So, that means that the rest will be guys, and if the bottle spins on a guy when another guy spins it...(waiting for her to get it)
Anzu: So?
Bakura: (eye twitching) WE'RE NOT GAY, WOMAN!
Anzu: So?
Bakura: (anime temple) THAT'S IT! SHE'S GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Ryou/Yami: (grabs Bakura's arms back) Whoa, there.
Yugi: How about truth our dare!
Anzu: I still prefer spin the bottle!
Yugi: Truth or dare!
Anzu: Spin the bottle!
Yugi: Fine, we'll have a combination of truth or dare and spin the bottle!
Anzu: (thinks) Okay!
Yugi: Yami, round everyone up. In a circle please!
Yami: Okay dokay! EVERYONE! GET YOU'RE ASS IN A CIRCLE IN TEN SECONDS OR I'M SENDING YOU INTO THE SHADOW REALM WITH A SHATTERED MIND!
Everyone: O.o (rushes into a circle and sits)
Yugi: -_-0 Yami...
Yami: See how simple things are when you know what to say.
Yugi: Huh?
Yami: Never mind.
(Everyone is seated in a cirlce)
Yugi: Okay, I'm going to to spin the bottle. Who ever it lands on will go first. And when the bottle lands on a person, they have to do a dare or say a truth. Okay, here it goes!
(bottle spins, lands on Jou)
Jounouchi: (vicotory dance) Go me! Go me! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!
Seto: I thought you're birthday was way passed the date.
Jounouchi: (freezes) It's an expression, idiot!
Seto: Well, exxxxuuuuuuuusssssseeeee me.
Everyone: (clears throat)
Jounouchi: Oh yeah! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Kaiba is a baka! Kaiba is a baka!
Seto: Hey!
Honda: Jou, sit down before you hurt yourself.
Jounouchi: Awwwww, you always ruin my fun. (Sit's down. spins bottle)
(lands on Yugi)
Jounouchi: Oooooooo. Now let's see. (thinks)
Seto: (bluntly) don't hurt yourself.
(Bottle comes flying and hits him on the head)
Seto: Ow!
Jounouchi: (ignores Seto and snaps fingers) I got it! I dare you to kiss Yami!
Yugi: (blinks)
Yami: (turns red)
Yugi: Can't.
Jounouchi: What...wha...ohhhhhhh, is the King of games chicken?
Yugi: (mutters) No.
Jounouchi: (making chicken sounds)
Honda: Sit down before you lay an egg.
Jounouchi: Can't.
Honda: Why?
Jounouchi: Roosters don't lay eggs.
Honda: (facefault)
Ryou: (frowns) Why can't you Yugi.
Yugi: One: I'm not gay. Two: It's perverted. Three: Braces.
Everyone: (sweatdrop) What does that have to do with anything! Wait, you wear braces?
Yugi: (smiles widely and has clear braces)
Everyone: Oh.
Yugi: Actually, my orthodontist said so. He said I can't kiss anyone for four months.
Jounouchi: What kind of ortho do you have?
Yugi: (shrugg) He always wears a hood. But I have a strong feeling it's Marik.
Everyone: O_O
Jounouchi: Hmmmmmm. Then...I dare you to eat carmal! Soft carmal!
Yugi: Jou. Do you know how hell a hard it is to clean carmal off you're braces?
Jounouchi: Why do you think I dared you?
Yugi: What ever happens, it's you're fault! (grabs carmal from the candy bowl and eats it.) My turn! Ick, sticky. (Spins bottle, lands on Yami)
Yami: Oh Ra. Help me!
Yugi: Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy. Hmmmmmm. I dare you to...ask Seto out.
Yami/Seto: O_O WHAT!
Yugi: Not that! I mean for a play date or something.
Yami: Oh...okay.
Yugi: I'll give you one hour to yourselves.
Yami: I'm going to get you for this. Okay, Seto.
Seto: What?
Yami: Would you like to go to the Domino beach side?
Seto: No.
Yugi: Seto!
Seto:......fine.
Yami: Let's go.
(Domino beach side)
Seto: Whoa! This is so....boring.
Yami: ........hey what's that?
Seto: (stands near the cliff, trying to see what Yami just saw) What?
Yami: Nothing, must have been my imagination.
Seto: (Mimics in a high annoying voice)
Yami: (anime temple)
Seto: (staring at the ocean, muttering how stupid this was)
Yami: (get's an idea and evil smile spreads as he stands near Seto) (Yawns, one arm stretches up and the other "accidently" knocks him down)
Seto: Whoa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yami: Seto? Seto? Huh. (smile on his face) Must have left. Oh, well, best leave to. (Leaves back for the house)
Ryou: Where's Seto?
Yami: You know, that idiot ditched me. Can you believe that?
Yugi: -_- You pushed him off the cliff, didn't you?
Yami: I have no idea on what you are talking about!
Yugi: I can use you're eyes you know.
Yami: Damn!
(suddenly Seto appears)
Seto: Yaaaaaammmmmmmiiiiiiii!
Yami: Shimatta! I thought you were dead!
Seto: No! But I know that I can make someone suffer death!
Yami: Hahahahahahaha! I'm already dead you moran!
Seto: (grabs Yugi) He's my hostage.
Yugi: O_O Help!
Yami: ....on the count of three I'm sending this idiot to the shadow realm with a shattered mind! One! Tw...!
Jounouchi: Three! Three! Three! Get his ass to the shadow realm!
Everyone: -_-0 Jou?
Jounouchi: What? Don't you think that bastard should be sent to the shadow realm? I mean, he doesn't even need to have a shattered mind since it's already screwed up.
Seto: (anime temple) DIE PUPPY!
Jounouchi: O.o AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs)
Yami: (Picks up fallen Yugi, and set's him back in the circle) Excuse me for a moment. (Grabs Seto's collar and drags him into the closet) Not for young eyes.
(Hears screaming and pounding in the closet)
Seto: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!
Yami: Now mortal FEAR MY WRAITH!
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone: -_-0
Anzu: Don't they make a cute couple?
Everyone: (steps back) O_O
TO BE CONTINUED. (MAYBE)
