The wild party continues............
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(DING DONG)
Miroku: I'll get it. (opens door and drools) Say Miss will you bear my child?
Sesshoumaru: Do you want to live? I want to know why there is party going on? After all I am Lord of the Western hemisphere.......
Wolfwood(to Vash): He sure is full of himself....
Vash: Yeah I'll say. Hey Pal(screams to Sesshoumaru) Have one on me.... (tosses him a bottle of tequila) Try it with a lime twist....
Sesshoumaru: I don't drink..... what is this?(opens lid and smells) Strange....
Legato: Drink it... (uses Sesshoumaru's arm to make him drink the Tequila)
Sesshoumaru: What is this witchery!!! (dumps the liquid down his throat) Someone will die... *gurgle gurgle* It burns!!!!
Miroku: Yeah for the first time but then you get used to it.
Sen: Hey can I stop dancing?
Legato: You're still here? Very well (uses Sen's body to do more strange things.... like pull down various unsuspecting guests pants)
*Slap slap slap slap slap*
Miroku: Don't you think we should help him?
Vash: Nah! he will be fine. Trust me, I have seen this before.
Sen: Gah!!!!
Sesshoumaru: (obviously drunk) Hey whats that guy doing?
Wolfwood: Sen, he is a bit eccentric. He likes pulling people pants down at parties.
(DING DONG)
Miroku: A full house soon. This party is great Sen! I am glad we sold all the stuff from those gymnasts. (opens door) Oh my, will you bear my child?
(Everyone turns and hears Oroooooooo)
Sanosuke: Move it Kenshin, I think they're serving drinks.
Kaoru: Kenshin are you going to let that monk talk to you like that? Say what kind of monk are you anyways?
Miroku: You'd be surprised how much I am asked that.
Kenshin: Well I suppose you do ask some silly questions that you do.
Sanosuke: What a treasure trove.... whisky, vodka, tequila, rum, kaluha, mad dog, skyy blue, bacardi, miller, bud, old E, sake, arbor mist, wine coolers, if I didnt know any better I'd say I died and gone to heaven( starts drinking as much as he can)
Vash: He sure likes to drink. Hey pal! You shouldn't drink alone, Here let me help.
Sanosuke: No way man! Get your own.( starts fighting over a bottle of segrams)
Kaoru: Thanks for inviting us Sen! This is a wild party. (whispers to Kenshin) We shouldn't stay long. That guy is wierd.
Kenshin: A guy? I thought he was a woman, that I did.
Legato: I like your voice, Kenshin. (drops Sen)
Sen: Phew!!! (sweat drop) For a second there I thought I was going to die... (grabs his cheek) man it hurts I need some ice.
(DING DONG)
Sen: I'll get it. (opens door) Welcome to my party....... (extends hand)
George De Sand: We are honored to be invited to your soiree. What happened to you?
Marie Louise:Oh my....(looks away) Yes, thank you so much Sen.
Sen: Think nothing of it Miss Marie Louise. Enjoy yourselves. I will be serving food here soon.
George De Sand: Thank you my good sir. Perhaps you have a fine bottle of wine this evening?
Sen: Uh yeah here try this. (hands them a bottle of arbor mist) If you don't like it try this one( hands them two bottles of cosmopolotion wine coolers) I like these, you might too.
Marie: Thank you I am sure George and I will enjoy them.
(Sen walks into the kitchen and places food arrangements on the cart, there is a knock at the back door) Sen: Hey Ryoko glad you could make it. Dont suppose youd mind helping?
Ryoko: Sure why not?! So how is it? I bet Vash is drunk and Miroku is on his way. Who else came?(Sen recaps so far as Ryo pushes the cart into the party room and gasps) Wow, I can't believe it!
Sen: What that Legato got Sesshoumaru drunk?
Ryo: No, that SANOSUKE CAME!!!! (runs over to Sanosuke who is now fighting Sesshoumaru over a bottle of tequila)
Miroku: Hey there pal, need some help...... (DING DONG) Oh I wonder who that is....
(Sen and Miroku go to the door) Malik: Are you fools going to stand there or are you going to move out of my way? (walks past them) What a pathetic group of people.
(The crowd stops and turns to look at Malik, Vash opens his mouth) Vash: Hey there pal, no need to be so hostile, you could use some of this (walks over to him with a bottle of whisky) Here try this, you will feel better..... (laughs)
Malik: (sniffs the contents) Oh well, there is a first for everything. Perhaps I can later make them all my mind slaves...... (drinks the whole bottle)
Legato: I like the way you think. My master Knives is the same way.
Malik: Who cares about this pathetic Knives. Get me more of that drink..... (uses his millenuim rod to take over Legato)
Sen(laughs): Miroku do you see that? Remember that saying what goes around comes around........(DING DONG) (Sen answers the door to find a frantic girl on his steps)
Can I help you?
Griffin: Malik escaped. I think he came in here? I found an invitation for him in his closet.... did you see him?
Sen: Uh..... I think he is that crazy guy who is binge drinking over there (points to Malik who is now making Legato dance around)Say don't I know you?
Griffin: No, not really. I have spoken with you before.....
Sen: Oh yeah, alright..... Well why don't you stay at the party here. Enjoy yourself. Ask Vash over there if you need any help choosing a drink...(points to a soused blonde man who keeps drinking and laughing)
Griffin: Thank you! (Runs to find Malik who sees her and runs... sounds like he is screaming) (DING DONG)
Miroku(opens the door): Sen you are quite popular..... (speaks to guest at the door) Right this way.....
Dakki: OOO look at everyone.... (turns to Miroku) Could you not touch me please?
Miroku: force of habit?(pushes door closed only to be knocked back) Oh didnt see ya there sorry...
Youzen: No problem....
Miroku: I think I'm in love... will you bear my child?
Youzen: Dakki I believe he is talking to you?
Dakki: No dear Youzen he is speaking to you..... he thinks youre a girl
Miroku: Oh, my mistake.........(goes to close the door again only to be pushed back again)
Miaka: See Nuriko, I told you I smelled food... (runs over to the table and starts eating)
Nuriko: Why did I ever listen to her. Say buddy, more people are headed this way, so you might as well stand there and wait.
(Enter, Chichiri and Tasuki and followed by Taka(Tamahome). Then more people show up. Enter, KouTenka and Nataku. Pai and Yakumo. Rally Vincent and May Hopkins. Subaru and Hakuto. Mimiru, Bear, Tsukasa followed by Krim and BT and another Subaru. Then Nakago and Hotohori. Enter, Ryou, Yami, Joey and Mako.)
Miroku: Wow! You weren't kidding lady.
Miaka: (stops eating for a second) actually Nuriko is a gay man!
Nuriko: Miaka!!!! (punches her in the head)
Everyone: (laughter)
Ryou: That is not very nice.
Joey: Oh sure it is. Just some party humor guy, lighten up.
Yami: I actually agree with Joey. How about you Mako?
Mako: Yes, quiet amusing. Tell me is there any fish there?(points to serving cart) Perhaps I will find my father in this city.
Hotohori: If there was, there isnt any now. Our Miaka sure has a huge appetite.
Taka: I'll say, look at our food bill.
Miaka: Oh don't be so silly. I don't eat that much!
Tasuki: Yeah right! Konan almost went down the drain thanks to you!
Chichiri: Yeah and it wasn't even from war or poverty, ya know.
(Miaka pouts)
Joey: Is that like being a major pervert?
Yami: Ugggg(sweat drop) Poverty is when you are poor.
Nakago: So the priestess of Suzaku, you were the real cause of the near downfall?
KouTenka: You should be thankful Dakki didn't take over your emperor.
Nataku: You are all lucky jerks!
Nakago: What did you say?
Sen: (breaks up a near fight to only be almost hit by Nataku's Poupei) Gah! Could you watch where you aim that thing!!!!! (Vash pops up out of nowhere scaring everyone) Vash: Hey there friends, whats going on over here? (holding a bottle of rum)
Hotohori: What kind of party is this? Who would subject me to such an environment. Come now Miaka, Taka, Nuriko, Chichiri, Tasuki. We are leaving.
Tasuki: No way man, look at all the booze.
Nuriko: Suit yourself.
Chichiri: Like no way am I leaving, I must speak with this other monk, make friends ya know.
(Nuriko, Hotohori, Miaka and Taka leave)
Nakago: Glad theyre gone( kicks back a bottle of miller) Thats good stuff.......
Tasuki(whispers to Chichiri): Do you think he is crazy all the time cause he drinks?
Chichiri(whispers back): Could be, ya know! (Speaks to Miroku) So I noticed you were a monk like me ya know.
Miroku: Yes, tell me are you like me?
Chichiri: I don't like being smacked, ya know.
(DING DONG) (Sen answers the door, everyone turns in hushed silence)
Miroku: Youre finally here(looks drunk as he rushes away from Chichiri to bother our surprise guest who isnt bothered by him one bit)
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(DING DONG)
Miroku: I'll get it. (opens door and drools) Say Miss will you bear my child?
Sesshoumaru: Do you want to live? I want to know why there is party going on? After all I am Lord of the Western hemisphere.......
Wolfwood(to Vash): He sure is full of himself....
Vash: Yeah I'll say. Hey Pal(screams to Sesshoumaru) Have one on me.... (tosses him a bottle of tequila) Try it with a lime twist....
Sesshoumaru: I don't drink..... what is this?(opens lid and smells) Strange....
Legato: Drink it... (uses Sesshoumaru's arm to make him drink the Tequila)
Sesshoumaru: What is this witchery!!! (dumps the liquid down his throat) Someone will die... *gurgle gurgle* It burns!!!!
Miroku: Yeah for the first time but then you get used to it.
Sen: Hey can I stop dancing?
Legato: You're still here? Very well (uses Sen's body to do more strange things.... like pull down various unsuspecting guests pants)
*Slap slap slap slap slap*
Miroku: Don't you think we should help him?
Vash: Nah! he will be fine. Trust me, I have seen this before.
Sen: Gah!!!!
Sesshoumaru: (obviously drunk) Hey whats that guy doing?
Wolfwood: Sen, he is a bit eccentric. He likes pulling people pants down at parties.
(DING DONG)
Miroku: A full house soon. This party is great Sen! I am glad we sold all the stuff from those gymnasts. (opens door) Oh my, will you bear my child?
(Everyone turns and hears Oroooooooo)
Sanosuke: Move it Kenshin, I think they're serving drinks.
Kaoru: Kenshin are you going to let that monk talk to you like that? Say what kind of monk are you anyways?
Miroku: You'd be surprised how much I am asked that.
Kenshin: Well I suppose you do ask some silly questions that you do.
Sanosuke: What a treasure trove.... whisky, vodka, tequila, rum, kaluha, mad dog, skyy blue, bacardi, miller, bud, old E, sake, arbor mist, wine coolers, if I didnt know any better I'd say I died and gone to heaven( starts drinking as much as he can)
Vash: He sure likes to drink. Hey pal! You shouldn't drink alone, Here let me help.
Sanosuke: No way man! Get your own.( starts fighting over a bottle of segrams)
Kaoru: Thanks for inviting us Sen! This is a wild party. (whispers to Kenshin) We shouldn't stay long. That guy is wierd.
Kenshin: A guy? I thought he was a woman, that I did.
Legato: I like your voice, Kenshin. (drops Sen)
Sen: Phew!!! (sweat drop) For a second there I thought I was going to die... (grabs his cheek) man it hurts I need some ice.
(DING DONG)
Sen: I'll get it. (opens door) Welcome to my party....... (extends hand)
George De Sand: We are honored to be invited to your soiree. What happened to you?
Marie Louise:Oh my....(looks away) Yes, thank you so much Sen.
Sen: Think nothing of it Miss Marie Louise. Enjoy yourselves. I will be serving food here soon.
George De Sand: Thank you my good sir. Perhaps you have a fine bottle of wine this evening?
Sen: Uh yeah here try this. (hands them a bottle of arbor mist) If you don't like it try this one( hands them two bottles of cosmopolotion wine coolers) I like these, you might too.
Marie: Thank you I am sure George and I will enjoy them.
(Sen walks into the kitchen and places food arrangements on the cart, there is a knock at the back door) Sen: Hey Ryoko glad you could make it. Dont suppose youd mind helping?
Ryoko: Sure why not?! So how is it? I bet Vash is drunk and Miroku is on his way. Who else came?(Sen recaps so far as Ryo pushes the cart into the party room and gasps) Wow, I can't believe it!
Sen: What that Legato got Sesshoumaru drunk?
Ryo: No, that SANOSUKE CAME!!!! (runs over to Sanosuke who is now fighting Sesshoumaru over a bottle of tequila)
Miroku: Hey there pal, need some help...... (DING DONG) Oh I wonder who that is....
(Sen and Miroku go to the door) Malik: Are you fools going to stand there or are you going to move out of my way? (walks past them) What a pathetic group of people.
(The crowd stops and turns to look at Malik, Vash opens his mouth) Vash: Hey there pal, no need to be so hostile, you could use some of this (walks over to him with a bottle of whisky) Here try this, you will feel better..... (laughs)
Malik: (sniffs the contents) Oh well, there is a first for everything. Perhaps I can later make them all my mind slaves...... (drinks the whole bottle)
Legato: I like the way you think. My master Knives is the same way.
Malik: Who cares about this pathetic Knives. Get me more of that drink..... (uses his millenuim rod to take over Legato)
Sen(laughs): Miroku do you see that? Remember that saying what goes around comes around........(DING DONG) (Sen answers the door to find a frantic girl on his steps)
Can I help you?
Griffin: Malik escaped. I think he came in here? I found an invitation for him in his closet.... did you see him?
Sen: Uh..... I think he is that crazy guy who is binge drinking over there (points to Malik who is now making Legato dance around)Say don't I know you?
Griffin: No, not really. I have spoken with you before.....
Sen: Oh yeah, alright..... Well why don't you stay at the party here. Enjoy yourself. Ask Vash over there if you need any help choosing a drink...(points to a soused blonde man who keeps drinking and laughing)
Griffin: Thank you! (Runs to find Malik who sees her and runs... sounds like he is screaming) (DING DONG)
Miroku(opens the door): Sen you are quite popular..... (speaks to guest at the door) Right this way.....
Dakki: OOO look at everyone.... (turns to Miroku) Could you not touch me please?
Miroku: force of habit?(pushes door closed only to be knocked back) Oh didnt see ya there sorry...
Youzen: No problem....
Miroku: I think I'm in love... will you bear my child?
Youzen: Dakki I believe he is talking to you?
Dakki: No dear Youzen he is speaking to you..... he thinks youre a girl
Miroku: Oh, my mistake.........(goes to close the door again only to be pushed back again)
Miaka: See Nuriko, I told you I smelled food... (runs over to the table and starts eating)
Nuriko: Why did I ever listen to her. Say buddy, more people are headed this way, so you might as well stand there and wait.
(Enter, Chichiri and Tasuki and followed by Taka(Tamahome). Then more people show up. Enter, KouTenka and Nataku. Pai and Yakumo. Rally Vincent and May Hopkins. Subaru and Hakuto. Mimiru, Bear, Tsukasa followed by Krim and BT and another Subaru. Then Nakago and Hotohori. Enter, Ryou, Yami, Joey and Mako.)
Miroku: Wow! You weren't kidding lady.
Miaka: (stops eating for a second) actually Nuriko is a gay man!
Nuriko: Miaka!!!! (punches her in the head)
Everyone: (laughter)
Ryou: That is not very nice.
Joey: Oh sure it is. Just some party humor guy, lighten up.
Yami: I actually agree with Joey. How about you Mako?
Mako: Yes, quiet amusing. Tell me is there any fish there?(points to serving cart) Perhaps I will find my father in this city.
Hotohori: If there was, there isnt any now. Our Miaka sure has a huge appetite.
Taka: I'll say, look at our food bill.
Miaka: Oh don't be so silly. I don't eat that much!
Tasuki: Yeah right! Konan almost went down the drain thanks to you!
Chichiri: Yeah and it wasn't even from war or poverty, ya know.
(Miaka pouts)
Joey: Is that like being a major pervert?
Yami: Ugggg(sweat drop) Poverty is when you are poor.
Nakago: So the priestess of Suzaku, you were the real cause of the near downfall?
KouTenka: You should be thankful Dakki didn't take over your emperor.
Nataku: You are all lucky jerks!
Nakago: What did you say?
Sen: (breaks up a near fight to only be almost hit by Nataku's Poupei) Gah! Could you watch where you aim that thing!!!!! (Vash pops up out of nowhere scaring everyone) Vash: Hey there friends, whats going on over here? (holding a bottle of rum)
Hotohori: What kind of party is this? Who would subject me to such an environment. Come now Miaka, Taka, Nuriko, Chichiri, Tasuki. We are leaving.
Tasuki: No way man, look at all the booze.
Nuriko: Suit yourself.
Chichiri: Like no way am I leaving, I must speak with this other monk, make friends ya know.
(Nuriko, Hotohori, Miaka and Taka leave)
Nakago: Glad theyre gone( kicks back a bottle of miller) Thats good stuff.......
Tasuki(whispers to Chichiri): Do you think he is crazy all the time cause he drinks?
Chichiri(whispers back): Could be, ya know! (Speaks to Miroku) So I noticed you were a monk like me ya know.
Miroku: Yes, tell me are you like me?
Chichiri: I don't like being smacked, ya know.
(DING DONG) (Sen answers the door, everyone turns in hushed silence)
Miroku: Youre finally here(looks drunk as he rushes away from Chichiri to bother our surprise guest who isnt bothered by him one bit)
