Part three of the wildest party in town

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Sen: Come on in my Lady. (bows, Miroku asks her to bear his child)

Lady Sephiroth: I am so glad you invited me Sen-kun. Hi Miroku, where have you been?

Sen: Turn on some music our guest of honor is here.

Griffin: Hey ya Lady, I didn't know you would be here?

Lady: Yes well I am the guest of honor... let me guess, Malik came?

Griffin: You know him, always one to party(smiles)

Lady: He escaped again and came here didnt he?

Griffin: (face falls) yes.

Vash: (drunkingly) Hi ladies. I have come in love and peace. I shall protect the innocent.

Lady: (looks wary then smiles) You obviously have been partying without me?

Wolfwood: Hey you look like you could use one of these. (Places a replica of a church on Lady Sephiroth's head) Confession is good for the soul. (smiles)

Lady:(pulls the church off her head) Oh no thanks. Maybe later....(walks off with Miroku who is starting to slump)

Wolfwood: (looks down) everyone is going to hell.

(Ryoko turns on the radio and plays a mix cd of her favorite music, the first song is Free by powerman 5000)

Sanosuke: Yeah I could get used to this! (relaxes)

Vash:(all excited) WOOOOOOOO

Malik: Now where did my mind slave Legato go to. (Looks around and sees Griffin comming towards him) (Pretends to not see her and runs)

Legato: (Hides behind Sen) He won't find me here.

Sen:ahhhh!!! What are you doing? (moves to the side)

Ryoko: Hey Sen over here... looks like we need more food and booze.....

Sen: Right on it sis! (exits to the kitchen) (New song comes on... Stupid Girl by Cold)

Sesshoumaru: Hey this is about Kagome isn't it? (asking Ryoko)

Ryoko: (Looks annoyed) Uh I doubt it!

Sesshoumaru: (mumbles) must be jealous.....

Nakago: No I swear it is about Miaka......

Tasuki: Hey I have to agree.....

Chichiri: Kagome must be his girlfriend ya know..... must have done him wrong ya know...

Mako: Hey does anyone know where there is a beach around here?

Joey: Uh why do you want a bitch?

Yami: (sweat drop) Did you stand next to a stereo speaker when you were a child, Joey?

Joey: What, what are ya talking about Yugi? I wonder why everyone asks me that

Mako: You should eat more fish Joey, brain food...

Chichiri: Its good for you, ya know.

Tasuki: This guy sounds like he would have to eat millions of fish to gain a brain cell....

Nakago: Why not ask that crazy guy to make him a mind slave....

Joey: No way, we tried that once.

(DING DONG) (Ryoko answers the door) Ryo: Oh hey, Hiei. What brings you here?

Hiei: Dont mistake me comming here because I want to. I was dragged here.

Ryo: (makes a funny face at him) Right! Like anyone could drag you anywhere against your will.

Kurama:(comes out of nowhere) Hi, I hope we arent late? Hiei here had to find the right head band for his Jagan eye.

Hiei:(coyly stomps Kurama's foot and whispers) You didnt have to tell her that...

Kurama: Well it is the truth... What Hiei? (turns to Ryo) excuse my friend he likes to pretend he doesn't care.

(Kenshin and Kaoru stumble over) Kenshin: This is a great party that it is!

Kaoru: Yes i am so glad that girl who almost ate all the food left. What a pig. (picks up a bowl of various foods and shovels it down)

Ryoko: I am glad you are enjoying yourself. Try the drinks yet? (a new song plays: Show me How to Live by AudioSlave)

Vash: This music is really good.

Wolfwood: Yeah, I have to say its pretty good. The entertainment and refreshments are great. Well maybe except for the fact that those two girls ate all the food.

Legato: I think this is the end. (leaves)

Malik: Finally I have escaped. (walks up to Ryoko) Where is my mind slave?

Ryoko: You're what?? Hey don't you know Griffin? (calls Griffin over) Hey here he is!

(Griffin grabs Malik): I got you know, you bad bish.....

Malik:(looks terrified) Help.... please ayuda me..... (starts kicking)

Ryoko:(sweat drop and smiles): Heh!!! uhhh sorry about that,,,(walks off)

Griffin: If you are a good boy we can stay, but you cant escape.....

Malik:(gives up in defeat) Yes... (thinks to himself... but one day when I am pharoh I will banish her to the shadow realm)

Yami: I feel sorry for that guy (to Joey and Mako)

Joey: hey why hasnt Tristan came?

Mako: He has a date with a girl Serenity..... he looked "hopeful"

Joey: WHHHAAAAAT??!!! That worm, he better keep his hands to himself.....

Yami: Don't worry. Say where is Tea?

Mako: She has a date with some guy Duke....

Ryou: You sure know alot about where our friends our...... How about Mai?

Mako: with Seto...... or was it Pegasus...... No I think it was Keith.....

Ryou: Oh very well.... How come you can't find your father.....

Mako(cries): He is lost at sea.... when I was a boy...

Joey: Get ahold of yourself man. Only sissy boys cry..... (slaps Mako)

Ryou: Well Joey I hope you slap yourself.

Joey(turns and looks at Ryou with an angry look on his face): Whats that mean frenchie?

Ryou: I am from england.

Joey: Yeah so youre french.

Ryou: I am not you..... you.....

Joey: FRENCHIE FRENCHIE FRENCHIE

Ryou(get so mad Bakura is unleashed) Bakura: Shut your loser mouth... once I take over the world you will be first on my list of destruction.....

Joey: Uhhhhh, where did that come from?

Malik: Hahahahahaha, you will pay weakling!!!!

Yami: Hey we are at a party, lets just enjoy ourselves....

Mako: Yes on with the celebrations..... All hail Lady Sephiroth....

(New song plays Minerva by the Deftones & Sen has come back with tons of food and drinks)

Vash: All hail SEN!!! (screams in excitement) Wooooooooooooo

Ryoko: Hey where is Lady Seph and Miroku?

Nakago: Hello, where have you been, I don't think we've met...(walks up to Ryoko)

Ryo: Oh my well.... (blushes).... I live here too....

Nakago: This is a great party, how did you ever make this guest list?

Ryo: All Sen really.....

Nakago: He would make a great leader, tell me can he defend himself?

Miroku:(puts an arm around Ryo, has lipstick all over his face) can who do what?

Nakago: Is this your boyfriend? Nevermind I will leave you be....

Ryoko: Where the hell have you been? Thanks alot! I think he was trying to ask me out or something........ and take your damn hands off me......

Miroku: I think I am in love.... but this girl wont leave me alone! Help me.. Ryoko.. please?

Ryo: What in love with who? What girl? Where is Seph?

Miroku: I can't tell you who the other girl is cause she will find out and beat me with her boomerang. I ran from the closet so Seph might be anywehre....

Ryo: (sweat drop)Okay.......

Sen(walks up): Hey man what the hell happened to you? Lucky....

Miroku: I guess I came on too strong for my good.

Lady Sephiroth: (walks up) Hey there you are Miroku, now why did you go off like that? (Pouts) Don't you like me?

Ryoko( Whispers to Seph): I think he is in love with you know who, thats what he just said...

Seph: Oh.... is she here?

Sen:(joins in the whispers) Not yet....

(Ryoko and Seph turn and eye Sen)Ryoko: Who invited you in this conversation.....

Sen: (grumbles) Excuse me for being helpful... not like this isnt my party......

(New song comes on Waffle by Sevendust, Sen walks over to the food cart)

Sen: Maybe the food is nicer than some of these people......

George: I can see your night isn't going as well as you like, perhaps it is the uncontrolled amount of alcohol?

Marie: Yes I'd say that was it Sen. Perhaps you should set up a bartender?

Sen: Yeah, good idea. But who would I get.... (Vash jumps out from under the table)

Vash:(smiles) Hey I would be happy to help. (gets serious) For the good of them all....

George: Perhaps I can do it?

Sen: Sure thanks George..... (George and Marie walk off arm in arm)

Vash(looks sad): Oh man, I never get to be bartender....

Sen(pats Vash on the back) Maybe next time.....

Vash:(smiles) Hey great, and don't worry ma'am I will do a great job( holds Sen who looks scared)

Wolfwood: Jumped ship Vash?

Vash: What do you mean, I was just talking to miss.... miss... say whats your name?

Sen: SenTaro........

Vash:(drops Sen in horror) Ahhhh!! Sorry about that..... (smiles)

Sen(picks himself up off the ground): Yeah no problem..... owww my back....

Miroku: (pops out of no where) Looks like you will need a trip to the hospital again.....

Sen: (fakes a laugh) ha ha I was just kidding my back is fine (walks off hunched over)

Mimiru: Hey Bear? How come noone is talking to us?

Bear: This old man couldn't tell you. Perhaps they think we are strange?

Tsukasa: Selfish, I don't understand why the would think that.

BT: Speak for yourself, look at the way you are dressed....

Krim: Yes maybe they are intimidated.

Subaru: Well we all have weapons clearly showing....

Bear: This old man thinks Subaru is right...

(Other Subaru walks over)

Subaru: Did you say something to me?

Bear:This old man wonder why you think that?

Hakuto: His name is Subaru silly, mine is Hakuto....

Mimiru: Oh cool twins.....

Krim: They look the same. Girls right?

Bt: Take another look, dolt!

Tsukasa: I bet they are selfish. I don't really like it.

Hakuto: Hey whats your problem?

Subaru: He seems to be trapped some where else. Perhaps I can try an exorcism on him.

Girl Subaru: Yes, Do you think it would work?

(Ryoko and Seph walk over to the small crowd)

Seph: You sound like Miroku, let me guess you are going to ask, will you bear my child?

Ryoko: No I don't think its possible for two men to produce a baby, Well in Junior it happened but that was a movie Sen said.

Bear: This old man thinks you're not very bright....

Ryoko: Well it beats being an old man......

Mimiru:(giggles) she got you there Bear.....

Tsukasa: Selfish.....

(another song plays Fly From the Inside by Shinedown)

Kurama: Hiei, do you think he is here?

Hiei: Who?

Kurama: You know who.....

Hiei: No but he would makes best friends with that guy Joey over there(points to Joey who is laughing by himself) I am sure being a moron came natural to a worthless human flesh bag like him.

Kurama: Now now Hiei be a little kinder to the guests.

Hiei: I am sure this Sen has invited all the morons in every show.

Kurama: Well you must be right, I guess thats why you're here(starts laughing)

Hiei: (eyes bulge for a sec) Very funny. I am sure any minute that dolt Kuwabara will walk through the door....

Sanosuke: Hey guy lighten up. A party is to have fun not insult people who are probably twice your size.

Hiei: Are you talking to me?

Sano: I think your friend was right about you.

Hiei: I will count to ten and if you are still here then I must be in hell.....

Sano: Were you abused as a child or something?

Hiei: My life is not your concern or up for discussion.... otherwise I would cause some scandal and make a tv movie about it...

Sano: Yes it would be called something like Bruised Shrimp the diary of an abused midget.....

Hiei: Why you..... no wait you are not worth my time.

(another song plays... Picture by Filter)

Sen: Hey Lady enjoying yourself? (hands her a drink of Sprite Remix)

Lady Seph: Yes thank you. I cant wait for my surprise....

Sen: Damn Ryoko...

Lady: Opps.. dont worry she didnt tell me what it was

Sen: Eh oh well. Perhaps we can start here after the song..... Excuse me my Lady (walks away)

(Sen gathers Sesshoumaru, Kurama, Hiei, Yami, Mako, Joey, Malik and Ryou.) (Ding Dong) (Sen answers. Enter Inuyasha and Kagome with Sango. He finds Miroku and gets all the gathered together and ushers them into the kitchen)

Lady: Ryoko, I think its about to start. Too bad you didn't know...

Ryoko: Yes I know.... he is so sneaky......

(Sen is speaking with them when someone walks in the back door, its Kuwabara with Yukina..... he quickly goes over the plan then exits to find Kou Tenka)

Sen: are you sure you can do this?

Kou Tenka: Yeah no problem..... does she know who I am?

Sen: After tonight she will, how could anyone forget......Oh I forgot I need to speak with May Hopkins... (calls to the crowd) Has anyone seen May Hopkins?

(Song ends..... .as does this scene)