Ryoko:(on stage) Man that is so fun... you should hear Spike rap.... come on Spike... don't be shy

Spike: Well okay, but just for you.... I said bebop a bebe to the bebe to the bebop hunting for bounties until you get the reward. Now what you see is funny, me rapping like I'm a G. Julia's my numba one lady, she slept with Vicious but that doesnt bother me. Here I am at a party drinkin and singing for some evil lady..... Uh well thats all I got for now....

Ryoko: You're the man Spike Spiegel, the man!!!! So who out there is ready for more music.....(Everyone cheers but Vash is the loudest) Well then lets try a nice little diddy by Sango and Miroku... They inform me they call it Beating Tonight

Miroku: That was Sango's idea...

Ryoko: which comes from yet another Cheap Trick song called Heaven Tonight..... Hey do you mind not interrupting me sheesh!!!

(Music starts) Sango: Don't whine..... don't run, theres a midget, you pervert.

Miroku: So much women, women dont run out, women ran out....... make them come back...

Sango: Would you like a beating tonight?

Miroku: Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango: Would you like a beating tonight?

Miroku:Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango: Don't whine, couldnt get one? Couldnt get a woman if you tried and tried and tried..... You're a hentai, slime...ooooh, you're slime....

Miroku: Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango:Would you like a beating tonight?

Miroku:Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango:Would you like a beating tonight?

Miroku: Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango:Would you like a beating tonight?

Miroku:Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango:Would you like a beating tonight?

(ominous sounds of AHHHHH x7)

Miroku: Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango:Would you like a beating tonight?

Miroku:Would you bear my child tonight?

Sango:Would you like a beating tonight?

(You'll get beat to the ground x16)

Miroku: Down inside, I'm getting nervous, I've never asked so many women before..... (oohhhhhh. ohhhhhhh......)(Music fades)

(Everyone claps and cheers) Ryoko: That was just creepy..... so who is next? Wow don't I sound like that little fox announcer from Yu Yu during the dark tournament...

(Everyone claps.... Except SenTaro who still is wondering what the hell is going on....)

Ryoko: well I guess there isn't any more entertainment.... (smiles)

back to the party......(plays Sen's dedication to Lady Seph, Black Balloon by The Goo Goo Dolls.....)...

Vash: That sure was some good singing....

Wolfwood: Well they could all use a confession. Is this what the world is comming to?

Sen: What changed your mind, not enjoying yourself? (gently pushes elbow into Wolfwoods)

Wolfwood: No this is a good party, I've never had this much fun....

Vash: Yeah buddy woooooo

Rally:Hey what was up with that Hiei guy?

May: Yeah well that Joey sure was a dope... (giggles)

Rally: Yeah that was some show they put on...

May: Yeah I hope there are more parties like this.

Rally: Oh yeah that would be so sweet. We can put on a show next time..

May: Maybe we can be the special guests... after all I did help with the opening....

Rally: Yeah and you could've killed everyone sheesh....

May: Sorry, Rally. I didn't think I put that much explosives in the smoke bombs....

(Sen walks over to them) :Hey don't worry about it.... noone noticed really......

(Can hear loud whispers from other guests)

Mimiru: I can't believe they would let someone throw grenades in here.....

Tsukasa:selfish.... I can't believe it either.....

Bear: This old man thinks this party is way out of hand...

BT: Don't be such a party pooper Bear....

Krim: Yeah, the explosives was a nice touch even if it did almost wipe us out

Subaru(to Lady Subaru): Hokuto and I think its very mystical and enchanting that you and I share the same first name and that we are here at this party. Perhaps it is a destiny of sorts...

Lady Subaru: Yes I agree with you. I can't help but wonder how this happened.

Hokuto: Oh how romantic.........

Nakago: That girl, is she a celestial warrior. Who could have such fire power.... or knowledge...

Chichiri: Very amazing, ya know.

Tasuki: Girls..... always causing trouble. Thats why I don't like em.... they'll try to kill you...

Kurama: I rather think they explosives were a nice touch

Hiei: pssssht like it mattered. It didn't make much of a difference unless you count smoke inhalation. Most of these morons will have to get there stomachs pumped....

Kuwabara: Who you calling morons shrimp boy?

Hiei: please, are you still here? Isn't it past your bed time?

Kuwabara: Oooh that guy makes me so mad... come on Yukina my love....

Yukina: Well sorry we couldn't stay and chat with you (smiles and waves)

Hiei: pathetic, simply, utterly pathetic....

Kurama: I think they are rather cute Hiei, don't you?(Hiei gives Kurama a death stare)

Rally: Say I thought people didn't notice?

May: yeah!!!!!

Sen: Well at least everything is okay now? Heh(gives a confused smile)

Ryoko: Hey Sen, have you seen Kenshin and Kaoru? How about Sano too??

Sen:(walks over to her) I think they slipped out.. Ken didn't look so good... Sanosuke and Vash are back to fighting over some Bacardi now... (points to the bar where George DeSand is fencing Vash and Sano back)

Ryoko: Thats kinda strange.... look Malik is sneaking behind George...

Sen: Ouch!!! Thats gonna leave a mark! (Both watch as Malik knocks them all over and grabs a ton of bottles of Skyy Blue and Bacardi Silver and then proceeds to run)

Malik: You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!!! (clearly drunk)

(Griffin grabs him) Griffin: Mmmmm I just love gingerbread!!!

Malik:(Attempts to use the Millenium Rod to beat her off) Ahhhh!!! Don't bite me.....

Griffin: Hey you lied! I don't think you're a gingerbread man at all!!! (pinched expression)(In a whining voice) I am really hungry too........

Vash: Hey she is right you dont taste anything like a gingerbread man!

Sanosuke: Yeah.... why would you lie like that!!!

Malik:(screaming in agony on the floor...still holding the drinks) You'll pay all of you...... (proceeds to then guzzle down the drinks while writing in agony)

Vash: Gee he sure loves that stuff....(smiles)

Sanosuke: Yeah, I'll say.......

Griffin: I am really really hungry.....(pouts)

Ryoko: Uh, Don't you think we should have stopped them from biting him?

Sen: Well uh....wheres the fun in that?

Ryoko: Some host you are! Everyone will be dead by the end of the night with that attitude!! You're such a jerk sometimes you know that.....

Sen: (looks puzzled and mumbles to Ryokos retreating back) What the hell did I do?!

(Song ends and Ms. Jackson by the Vines come on) (End scene)