Wild party continues.........

(Note: Not responsible for those who don't enjoy dry humor or dont read my

fics and not get some jokes ^_^x. )

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Yami: Its a pleasure to meet you, Lady Sephiroth.

Lady Seph: Thank you Yami. Are you enjoying yourself?

Yami:Yes. Now that I am in your company I am.

Lady Seph: Where is Tea?

Yami: Tea who?

Lady Seph: (blushes) Don't be so silly......

(Joey comes out of nowhere with his face stuffed full of food)

Joey:(mumbles cause his face is stuffed) Here there ya are pal.....

(Lady looks away and snickers)Yami: Joey, you pig.. show the lady more respect..

(Joey tries to swallow it and begins choking) Joey(gasp) Yami help....... (gasp)

Lady Seph: Shouldnt you help?

Yami: Nah! This happens all the time.. he will be fine... shall we see what they have

for drinks?

Lady Seph: Well sure (both walk away leaving Joey choking..... Mako comes to save

the day........)

Mako: Dont worry my old friend. With my sea training I will be able to

help you! (slams Joey's back with his fist, Joey chokes the food down... his face is

red and eyes are watery) Joey: Mako, how does the sea have to do with cpr?

Mako: Well..... uh..... (laughs loudly) You are fine are you not? Joey: Yeah yeah... thanks

Ryou:Hi Ryoko, may I have a word with you?

Ryoko: Sure whats up Ryou? Having a good time?

Ryou:Yes its a wonderful party. I am enjoying myself very much.. I just wanted to

ask if it was no trouble that you play this.....(hands Ryoko a blank cd labeled Bakuras

favorites)

Ryoko: Sure why not... any particular song?

Ryou: anyone is fine... thank you very much

Ryoko: No problem...... (walks to cd player and puts it in) (Music begins, the

first song is... Bottom of a Bottle by Smile Empty Soul)

(Ryou's facial expression turns evil as Bakura takes over):It pays to have such a

weak human mind to take over..... (walks over to the bar and demands a vodka

straight on ice)

Marie Lousie: Well he was certainly rude!

George: Yes no class at all Miss Marie Louise.

Marie: Are you all right , George. I hope those ruffians didn't hurt you.

We could go home.

George: I have a duty to fulfill. For I, George DeSand, pride of Neo France

must honor it.

Marie: Oh George you're so brave.....(eyes sparkling)

Vicious:(walks up to the bar) Do you have anything good?

George: We have all sorts of delicious beverages sir. Have anything particular in mind?

Vicious:Something extra bloody.....

George: (looks at him like he is crazy) Excuse me?

Vicious: Well do you have it or not?

George: I dont know where you are from pal but we dont serve that kind of drink!

Faye:(joins Vicious) I think he is talking about a Bloody Mary? (turns to Vicious)

Some people these days!!!

Marie: Uh I dont know how to make that? Do you, George?

George:No....

Spike:(joins the group) Step aside let a pro show you how its done! (starts mixing

the tomato juice and alcohol.... extra tomato.....) Want the traditional celery with that?

Vicious: Sure.

Faye: Hey I'll take an apple martini Spike(smiles)

Spike: Comming right up.......

(Sen decides to take a breather and notices Miroku is out on the porch so he joins him)

Miroku: Hey there, having a good time?

Sen: Yeah... otherwise I'd tell everyone get the hell out.....

Miroku: Or they would do what they did last party....

Sen: Don't remind me.....(remembers it like yesterday and cringes)

Miroku: Do you think everything will be the same tomorrow?

Sen: What I am not throwing a party tomorrow......(looks confused)

Miroku: Life...... (sighs)

Sen: Geez you arent going to start with that again? Whats your problem.....Sango

is inside why aren't you with her?

Miroku: Oh, I am just contemplating if I have done all that I can or if there is more.....

Sen: Duh! Of course there is more now quit being such a downer and lets Party!!! Say

I see some cute girls.... single too (winks)

Rally: I think they are comming over here.....

May:OOOH Rally here is your chance to get a date...

Rally: Shut up! I dont need one... do I look pathetic...

May:Oh come on the tall one is cute and so is the one dressed in robes....

Rally: Yeah they are cute.....

May:Well don't be shy......

(Sen and Miroku walk right past May and Rally)

Rally: Well that was rude!

May: Yeah... what jerks!!!

(Sen and Miroku walk over to Mimiru and Hokuto)

Mimiru: Hi guys.... hey I think those girls are yelling at you! (group turns around

and looks) Hokuto: Oh what did you cuties do???

Sen: uh nothing..... (sweatdrop) (waves to Rally and May and shrugs)

Miroku: Do you think it is perhaps, they wanted to speak with us?

Sen:Well I kinda wanted to talk to Mimiru..... (excuses himself from Mimiru and Hokuto)

May:Oh here he comes... see I bet he didnt mean to walk past... probably was his

friend Rally. If I remember right I slapped him earlier for being such a perv!

Rally:Very reassuring, this guy could be that way too!

Sen: Hi! Sorry, I hope you don't think I dissed you...(smiles)

Rally: Thats okay (looks like she is about to melt)

Sen: Are you okay? (tuns to May...) Is she okay?

May: (looks puzzled) I don't know.... (slaps Rally)

Rally: Hey, what the hell was that for?

May: Just making sure you were okay... you must like this guy....(giggles)

(Rally blushes... so does Sen)

Miroku:Lucky......

Mimiru: Yeah that girl must like him...(laughs)

Hokuto: Yeah, how cute(looks dreamy)

Lady Sephiroth(now surrounded by Yami, Nakago, Krim, Tsukasa and Inuyasha):

Wow I didn't know I was so popular.

Tsukasa: Thats because you're selfish....

Nakago: Just how far are you willing to go to keep your title as a great villain?

Yami: You are a bad guy? (puts drink down and leaves) I thought we had a connection....

Inuyasha: Feh! What a bunch of morons!!!

Krim: Why are you here then?

Lady Seph: Wait Yami, don't go!!!!

Tsukasa: Selfish... why are you always so selfish.......

Lady Seph: Why are you always so repetitive?

Tsukasa(sweat drop)

Inuyasha: Hey are you starting a fight pal!

Krim: No but I won't back down.....

(Kagome walks out of no where with Sango) Kagome: Inuyasha! SIT SIT SIT!

Nakago: How did you do that? (is amazed)

Lady Seph: Inuyasha are you okay? (runs to help him up)

Inuyasha: (swirly eyed) Mommy... I dont want to go outside..... (passes out)

Sango: I think he hit the ground a little too hard....

Kagome: Oops!!! I guess once was all he needed? He should learn to control his

temper though......

Krim: Hmm I'd hate to be on your bad side.

Yami:(to Joey and Mako) I think we better go now....

Joey: What for this party is great...(stuffs more food in his mouth)

Mako: You better slow down my old friend... we might have to give mouth to mouth

this time...

Joey:(starts choking at the thought) ahhhhhhh

Yami: (sweatdrop) You will never learn will you.......

(Mako drags Joey away still choking..... Yami follows but before he leaves he turns

towards the direction of Lady Sephiroth and says): I can't believe it, a villain.... (wipes

a tear from his eye and exits)

Wolfwood:(To George) Say bartender, you look like you could use one of these (pulls

out confession and places it atop his head...)

George: What sort of trap is this!!!

Marie: Oh my George, don't worry I'll help (pulls the replica off George and throws

it to the floor smashing it)

Wolfwood: What the hell did you do that for, it was confession..... tsk tsk..... (throws

back a shot of whisky)

George: You look like you should be using confession......(looks matter o factly)

Sen:So I said to him... sure why not thats what the monkey did......

(Rally and May laugh, Miroku joins them)

Sen: Hey there, I was wondering where you were...

Miroku: Well I thought you might like more company... hello.... hello....(puts his hand up

to signal a hi)

Rally: Hi there.... May: Hi (smiles)

Sen: uh oh! Here comes Sango..... (they turn to see an angry Sango comming towards

them) (Slap Slap) Sen: Owww what was that for? (holds his face)

Rally: You pig! You have a girlfriend!

Sen: Ahhhh!! she isn't my girlfriend.... she is his!! (points to miroku still holding his face)

Miroku: (runs over to Sango) Hi whats wrong.....

Sango: Where were you.... we are leaving... Inuyasha has been getting in to trouble....

Miroku: I can't leave...... Sango: Why not? Oh I see(looks past Miroku to see Sen

and two girls) Fine! I don't care what you do.....

Miroku: Its not what you think.... wait come back......

(Everyone hears a loud boom outside and Sango yelling: You perv! How dare you

touch me)

Rally: Oh gee I am sorry! I didn't know (smiles) Forgive me?

Sen: Sure (smiles)

Ryoko:(walks over to find Malik has recovered) I see you are okay

Malik: (glares daggers) You would doubt me, your next ruler!!

Ryoko:You really need a life pal! You arent in ancient Egypt anymore....

Malik: Really? (looks puzzled) Just what time period is this?

Ryoko: Its the year 2003..... no more Pharaohs either......

Malik: Damn it! I knew it.... I am always late...

Ryoko: Yeah hundreds of years but we have presidents and emperors and prime

ministers and pimps they are all authority figures to the right people....... oh and

queens too

Malik: Interesting.... well then I proclaim myself the next Queen of this hell hole....

Ryoko: (sweatdrop) Queen? Are you a woman?

Malik: No, why? I cant be Queen now?

Ryoko: You'd make a cool pimp,you like slaves right?

Malik: Hell yes...

Ryoko: There ya go then

Malik: tell me what does a pimp do?

Ryoko: Controls his slaves called a ho. They make you money...

Malik: Fascinating my little Ryoko....You will be my first slave

Ryoko: (angry) Oh really? (slaps Malik and dumps a bottle of gin on him)

Malik:What..what did I do???

Bakura: What an idiot.....(approaches Ryoko) Tell me more of your worlds leaders

Ryoko: No way... not after that

Bakura: Tell me because if you don't I have no problem using force as I have with

others

Ryoko: Oh really? Well then.. go ahead and try (smiles)

Bakura: (looks nervous) Arent you scared?

Ryoko:(laughs) Should I be?

Vash:OOO scary....(staring in the mirror)

Griffin:Boo! (Vash jumps)

Vash:Awwwe don't do that....

Griffin:(giggles) Sorry...... What are you doing?

Vash: Just having fun? Say you're cute.... Now that I'm here you have nothing to fear!

Griffin: Say thanks but I have Malik...(smiles)

Vash:(pouts) Awwe man, I never win.......

Sanosuke:Hey... what kind of party is this..... (finds himself in a closet thats locked)

I knew I should have never trusted that blonde man........ first seagrams and now this

(bangs on the door) SOMEONE LET ME OUT.....soon I will wake up and be in a sewer

or worse..... (cringes at his dark thoughts)

Sen: Did you hear something?

Rally: Nope not at all (is latched on to Sen's arm)

May:(Yawn)Gee Rally I am sleepy, can we go yet?

Rally: Awwwe May......

May: Sorry Rally.... its been a long day

Rally: Well.. okay fine.. Well we better go..

Sen(Looks a tad relieved): Ah I am sorry.. Thanks so much for comming(smiles)

(Malik starts laughing his evil maniacal laugh more like cackle, everyone turns and looks)

Malik: Perfect now you will all bow to me and beg to be my mind slaves!!!

Griffin: Don't be silly Malik... I think someones tired (pinches Malik's cheek)

Malik: (whispers) Do you have to do that? What kind of supreme ruler would I be if

I let you do that??

Griffin: Oh you know you like it (bats eye lashes)

Malik:Gah! Don't do that, its scary....(wide eyes)

Griffin: thats is... we're leaving... You need your sleep

Malik: No please.... I don't want to go back... can I have a bed?

Griffin: Do I look like I am rich.... you know where you sleep

Malik: But I think Randalls in there???

Griffin: I knew I should have never let you watch Monsters Inc... and you promised

you wouldnt get scared... Say good bye Malik

Malik:(pouts) No... I dont want to....

Griffin:(stern) Malik.......

Malik: fine but one day its the shadow realm for you......

(Griffin and Malik exit)

Nakago: How sad......

Krim: I'll say.... (turns back to Lady Sephiroth) Tell me more about yourself....

Lady Seph: There isnt much to say, why if I revealed any info you might use it to

your advantage...

Nakago: I know what makes you blush....

Lady Seph: he wouldn't .... I can't believe Sen told.... oops... heh heh... (smiles)

Would you excuse me....

Nakago: I wonder where she is going?

Krim: To raise hell I would guess....

(Lady Seph looks for Sen but hits a bump in the road.... more like an ex fighter for

hire Sanosuke) Lady: Opps sorry bout that.....(examines him carefully) Phew what

happened to you...

Sanosuke: Closet....evil.... gateway to hell..... I saw it.... a box... said gateway.....

(lays on the floor freaked out)

Lady: Thats really sad..... Now where is Sen

(Sen suddenly senses an ominious danger)

Vash:(Yells) EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!

(People turn and chaos breaks out)

Vash(starts laughing) Ah haha haha haha Sorry about that....

(Party resumes as normal)

Sen:Phew just my imagination.....

(music ends and new song comes on.... Rectifier by RA)