Lady Subaru:(to Ryoko) I noticed everyone is leaving your party so soon. I can't help but think if there is a flaw?

Ryoko: Yeah its only 8:30pm. Maybe some of them will come back. I think more people are comming....

Lady Subaru: Yes. I am sure thats it....

Tsukasa(walks up): Perhaps they are just selfish.... This party is the only good time I have had in a while...

Ryoko: Oh thats so sad. Here try this (hands Tsukasa a bottle of Special Reserve)

Tsukasa: For once an adult who is not selfish....(smiles)

(The front door crashes open and we see Malik had returned)

Malik: You fools thought you could get rid of me so soon!!! (starts a mosh pit... with himself)

Bakura:Hey you aren't going to take my spotlight! (Starts thrashing with Malik then chants RA)

Mimiru:Does anyone think this is wierd?

Bear:This old man does.

Hokuto:Yes and here I thought Seishiro and Subaru's feelings for each other were out of the ordinary but this tops it all....

Subaru: Is there something wrong with being in love with a man?

Bear: Yes yes there is, or at least this old man thinks so but I hear gays are here to stay so I suppose this old man thinks its okay...

Mimiru: Gee Bear I didn't know you felt that way...

BT:old fashioned thats all.....

Ryoko: Hey someone call Griffin back, she will keep him in line as for Bakura I am sure I know how to fix that problem.... (stops cd which starts a riot between Bakura and Malik)

Bakura:You suck!

Malik:Your dancing is pathetic!

Bakura:Say that when I am your ruler!!!

Malik: Yeah right! Over my dead body!

Bakura:That can be arranged.....

Malik:Bring it on weakling.....

Bakura: Don't cry if you get hurt!!!!! (posts up)

(Malik joins suit)

(Ryoko puts on All the things she said by TATU which promts the Yami's to stop)

Bakura: I'll just send you to the shadow realm

Malik: Only after I send you!

Bakura:I'm thirsty

Malik:Yes me too, lets settle this later, how about over a nice cool genuine draft....

Bakura:No way.... Old E, thats for me...

(everyone claps and cheers for Ryoko)

Ryoko(bows) thank you thank you.....

George: She certainly is a hero

Marie:Yes she is...

George:She would make an excellent Gundam fighter

Marie:really? How about me George?

George:You are a far better princess Miss Marie. I could never allow you to be hurt

Marie:Ohhhh George.... (eyes twinkling)

Sanosuke:(wandering the dark halls) Hey Kenshin where are ya??? You better not have left me and went to Akabekos!!!! Damn it what if they did...... No way they wouldn't do that without me... (laughs) what was that??(looks freaked)

(Lady Sephiroth is comming from the other direction and Sanosuke un aware thinks its a ghost and he hides behind the corner)

(Lady Seph is humming)

Sanosuke: Its looking for its next victim.... it lures it in with its beautiful voice only to put you in a trance so it can steal your soul or worse...your body!!!!

(Lady rounds the corner and Sanosuke screams)You won't use me in your sick games!!!

Lady Seph: Ohhh you scared me. Have you seen Sen?

Sanosuke: Why so you could suck out his soul?? No way I am telling you he is by the bar.... No way....(Lady Seph walks away...) That'll show you evil spirit!!!

Miroku: Sen, might I have a word with you?

Sen: Sure whats up? Sango and them leave?

Miroku:Yes but I think I should go with, you mind?

Sen:Well you'll miss out on all the fun.....

Miroku:Oh I didnt take that into account... well nevermind I'll stay (smiles)

Lady Sephiroth: Well I finally found you!!!

Sesshoumaru:(turns around) And you are?

Lady Seph:The guest of honor

Sesshoumaru: and you want me to care?

Lady Seph:Jerk!

Sess:Hmmmmph like I havent been called worse.... what kind of villain are you?

Lady Seph: I dont think you want me to show you.....

Sess: OOO I am so scared.... Inuyasha protect me (mocking voice)

Lady Seph: Well okay you asked for it.... (pulls out very large sword... )

Sess:How did you get that? That sword......... (actually looks scared....)

Lady Seph:(Smiles) Yeah only I can wield it, kinda like Inuyasha's puny weapon..... This sword packs a punch..... (winks) Well I have some business to take care of... see ya

Sess:Yeah...oook....a....y...(starts cowering)...damn that sword........

(DING DONG, Sen answers) Griffin: Hi, have you seen Malik?

Sen: No I thought he went home?

Griffin: Well we were on the way when I thought I saw Sephiroth.....

Sen: Really? She is here though...

Griffin: Not that one... THE..Sephiroth...

Sen:Oh okay.... Whats he look like?

Griffin:(sweat drop) You don't know?

Sen:Uh..... well sure I've seen pics....

Griffin: I thought you didn't know what he looked like...

Sen:Well you know pictures can lie.... I mean look at Marie Louise for example I thought she was like twelve...

Griffin: Really? I was thinking more like ten

Sen:Yeah see... She looks much older

Griffin: I'll say, fourteen isnt bad......

Sen:(sweat drop)Eh heh

(Marie Louise sneezes)

(New song is playing... Leaving Only Scars by Systematic)

Kurama:The music is really sad

Hiei:Don't listen to it then

Kurama:I can't help it, this american music is quiet intriguing

Hiei:Its more like a waste of talent

Kurama:Well that was half a compliment

Hiei:Well half is better than none

KouTenka:(comes from the bathroom) Phew... i should have never ate that banana after downing all that vodka.........

(Dakki is next in the bathroom line) Dakki: Thats really gross hun.... Ewww it stinks in here

KouTenka: I lit a match......

Nataku:What a boring party

Youzen:Have you even ever been to one?

Nataku:Are you implying it is my fault?

Youzen:I am merely asking this question to you....

Nataku:We shall see (his paopei (cant spell it right oh well) heats up)

Krim:Such a hot head I see....(laughs)

Youzen:I wouldn't have said that if I were you.....

(Krim runs off screaming and dodging left and right)

Hiei:What morons.....

Kurama:I wouldnt say that, the guy with red hair is pretty strong

Hiei: Please... I could take him out but he isnt worth any effort

Nataku:What was that, shrimp?

Hiei:Just like that idiot Kuwabara

Nataku:What?

Kurama:Excuse my friend here, he didn't mean to be so rude....

Hiei: Stay out of this Kurama or I will have to take you out too

Nataku: Your girlfriend is right though

Kurama:That is uncalled for.... Rose WHIP!!!!!

Hiei: I feel sorry for you..... Kurama here is one ruthless opponent...

Nataku:I am not scared. (heats up again.... and lets his paopei go)

(Everyone stops as Nataku's paopei crash into the front door making it explode....)

Sen:What the HELL are you doing!!!!!

(They stop)

Kurama:(sweat drop) Oh I must have gotten carried away.... I am terribly sorry....

Nataku:Where are my manners...

Youzen:You dont have any?!

Hiei:Damn, I was hoping to see a good fight....

(Party resumes and Sleeping with Ghosts by Placebo comes on)

Lady Sephiroth: Now I swear I just heard Sen...... (walks towards the mess on the floor where the front door used to be) Oh well well well.....

Sen:(turns from his position on the floor) Damn guys this is going to cost me a bit..... Having a good time my lady?(smiles)

Lady Seph: So you told them...my secret?

Sen:What secret?

Lady:Oh the coy act huh..... that wont work with me.....

Sen:Huh? I am lost.....

Lady:(sweat drop) You know you could wait till youre old to pull the toutosai act.....

Sen:Uh.... I'll keep that in mind?!

Lady:Till then...prepare yourself (whips out long katana)

Sen:Gah!!!! ... Hey watch where you're swinging that........(sword comes close so close Sen has to defend himself.... so he grabs the sword on the next swing...... )

Lady:(shocked) How did you do that???

Sen:Do what?

Lady Seph: You grabbed it... noone can do that and not be annihilated...

Sen:Really?

Lady Seph:Tell me where did you learn it?

Sen:Would you believe from my friends Uncle....

Lady:Fine don't tell me.....

Sen:Step outside I'll show you something neat....... (they stepped out and Sen pulls out a reverse blade sword....... swings it and the ground accross the street blows up)

Lady:incredible......

(Everyone watches from the window)

Ryoko:Such a show off.......

Mimiru:Hmmmph thats nothing....

Bear:This old man thinks you shouldnt put your foot in your mouth so quickly

George:A worthy opponent....

Ryoko:I can do better..... (goes outside and pulls out her Zanbatou) Watch this.... (swings it so hard all the trees down the street slice in half)

Hiei: I could do better..... (runs out side and spilts all the trees into toothpicks)

Kou Tenka: Sweet I needed a new one.....

Vash:Wooooo , thats really good.....

Wolfwood: Oh great, here he goes....

Vash:( Pulls out his gun and shoots a tire out on a car at the corner..... ) Oops... (yells) hey sorry about that.... (the car skids into the pile of trees and earth...)

Sen:Uh I think we should go inside now eh heh heh.....

Lady Sephiroth:Wow this is one wild party...........(smiles)

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Dis claimer: Hey dont sue the pants off of me.... I dont own these peeps, just myself... I think I have earned at least that right (smiles) Oh yeah and I am not to be held accountable for those who might not think this is funny..... ^_^.

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