Blaze: Wow Sen, decided to cut your hair?
Sen:Sure. Actually would you believe it fell off?
Blaze:Well it looks good short too, at least you're not bald! (smiles) say it
looks like it was cut.....
Sen: Yeah. Hmmm....
Hiei: Where do you come from Fox Fire girl???
Blaze: A little rude but okay.... you know when two people mate?
Hiei: Thats not what I meant moron....
Blaze:(sticks tongue out) Why? Do you really care? (winks)
Hiei:(blushes) No.... just wondering.... (goes back to being angry at the world)
psssht... not worth my time...
Blaze:(smiles) Well why are you here?
Hiei: Kurama decided to drag me here.
Kurama:Sure, Hiei. Then why did you knock on my window and ask me to
accompany you somewhere...
Hiei: You were the one who said you had an invitation
Kurama:Lighten up (smiles)
Ryoko: So should we get on with more entertainment?
Sen:Yes but who wants to go first?
Lady Seph:Oh I will..... and I will get Griffin to help me (smiles and exits to
find Griff)
Ryoko:This is going to be so much fun.... uh can you not touch me Miroku!!!!
Sen:I see you have come back?
Miroku:I was just waiting to use the facilities...
Sen:Oh... long line?
Miroku:Yeah some Dakki chick wouldn't get out of there...... girls and make up
Sen:Yeah I hear that.... thank god Ryoko and I dont share a bathroom....
Ryoko:(looks cross) Whats that supposed to mean?
Hiei: (starts slidding towards the food cart) Suddenly I am hungry....
(Everyone else follows suit)
Sen:Owwww!!! Come on, my hair isnt long anymore...... (runs his hand through
his chin length hair.....)
Miroku: Hmmm. Here you say I am a magnet of abuse.
Sen:(whines)Shut up!
____
Blaze: So what do you think they will perform?
Kurama: I am interested in knowing myself.
Hiei:Please, like it matters...
Blaze:Wow, you must've had a rough day. Constipation sucks.....
Kurama:(snickers) I must say noone has ever talked to Hiei that way
Hiei: and lived.....
Blaze:(sarcastic) oooo I am so scared... shhhh you hear that (puts hand to fox ear)
I believe its my knees.... shaking.... (smiles then laughs, Kurama joins in)
Hiei: (under his breath) Fool
Blaze: for you Hiei... for you....(Hiei blushes, Kurama laughs harder)
_____
Lady Seph: Hey Sen we are ready.
Sen:Alright then.... what are you going to be doing?
Lady Seph: A magic show.....
Miroku:Amazing. Do you think it is safe?
Griff: of course. We do have the Dark Magician here to help (smiles)
(Sen takes to the homemade stage ) Sen: Phew no more smoke bombs I promise!
There is however a smoking performance by our fav villain and her lovely assistant
Welcome Lady Sephiroth and Griffin of Malik performing magic with the
Dark Magician. (Everyone claps as a snipet from Linkin Parks Faint comes on)
Lady Seph: Oh thank you..... For our first trick we will need a volunteer from the audience
Hmmm how about you Malik.......
Malik:Who is Malik?
Griff: Dark Magician if you would bring our willing participant....
Malik:(starts screaming) You can't do this..... ayuda me..... they are going to kill me...
Lady:Did you know he spoke espanol?
Griff: Hmm thats what I get for introducing him to burritos.....
(Dark Magician straps Malik down in to a box) Griff: What we are going to do is intsert
knives in these slots.... Hopefully we wont stab Malik and then we will put these sheets
of metal in these big slots and seperate the box (smiles and waves)
Lady:Dark Magician if you will....
Malik:(screams) Ahhhhh if this is about the banishing you part,,, i'm sorry....
(Knives go through as Malik keeps screaming, the box is seperated and Malik is
still screaming. The box is put back and knives removed. Malik is still screaming)
Lady:Ooooo next time I think we will try someone more calmly.
Griff:(has to slap Malik) Quit it the trick os over( everyone is clapping and Malik
looks pissed)
Malik:Shows you all.... Now you will all be my mind slaves since I cant be destroyed.
Bakura:(from the bar) Yeah right! Thats why you were screaming as if you were Yugi
finding out you were really a boy.....
Malik:Shut your ignorant mouth Little Bakura.!
Bakura: Why dont you come shut it for me!
Malik: Un sheathes his dagger (en cased in his millenium rod)
Bakura:( throws a bottle of Smirnoff at Malik's head knocking Malik out) Pssssht....
like that puny steak knife could do anything....
(Malik lays twitching on the floor)
Griff: Oh no Malik! (rushes to him) I knew we should have went home...
but no, you didn't want to sleep in the closet.... Randal is in there you whined...
Lady Seph:Griff, we are doing a show....
Griff:Oh right (smiles and goes back on stage)
Lady Seph:For our next trick we are going to use Magical Hats (smiles)
(Hats float down and cover the Dark Magician, Hiei and Miroku)
Griff: Talk about random.....
Lady Seph: Alright now if you hats will do your thing.
(Hats move and start to uncover)
Griff: Oops! I didn't think that would happen.....
Lady Seph: Well thats what we get for trying to be magicians..... (looks away and laughs)
(Everyone starts laughing)
Kurama: Oh my Hiei (giggles)
(Hiei looks down....)What the hell did you do to me?
Miroku:Uhhh I think this is a little too tight....
Lady Seph:OOOh my......
Dark Magician: (looks down at his new Monk robes) ahhhhh
Hiei: this is annoying....
Blaze:Awww what a cool new outfit.... can you do magic tricks in it?
Hiei:(death stare) Shut your mouth if you want to live!!!
Blaze: One again Hiei (puts hand to fox ear)....
Miroku:Uhhh can someone cut me loose I cant breathe....... (passes out...)
Hiei: He better not ruin my clothes, stupid monk.....
Lady Seph:We will fix this momentarily,,,, Magic Hats (waves them down.... only to
have the dark magician send them away)
(dark magician waves his fingers)
Griff: Oh no! What are we going to do? (looks scared) (Malik cackles in the back of the room)
Hiei:(death stare) Someone better fix this and now!
Sen: No way this is way too funny..... (looks scared) uh no its not heh heh.......
Ryoko: (smiles at Hiei) You look so cute,,, why not stay that way?
Hiei(blushes): What do you know dragon lady?
Blaze: Your insults are getting weak, perhaps you have softened.......
Hiei: why you #%^#%@%^%##$#
Blaze: (laughs) Hiei watch your mouth children are reading this
(Hiei grumbles more)Lady Seph: Yeah Hiei... jeez hold on to your underpants, if you wear any
we will fix this momentarily.....
Griff: (whispers to Seph) How?
Lady Seph:(whispers back) I don't know???
(Miroku is revived as Vash quickly rips the top off)
Hiei: I said not to ruin it!!! (looks cross)
Vash:(smiles) Sorry he needed help and I couldnt let him die.....
Wolfwood:He is a sensitive guy.....
Hiei: I dont care.....
Kurama: Dont worry Hiei you can get a new one....
Ryoko: Yeah Miroku can steal you a new one!!!
Miroku:What are you implying Ryoko?
Sen:Crap so what are we supposed to do... why didnt you just swap outfits?
Kurama:Why didnt we think of that......
Blaze: Yeah really?....
Miroku:Do you think I would look alright in that? (points to Hieis dark magician outfit)
Ryoko:(sweat drop) No probably not (laughs)
Hiei:(raises fist) Why say that to my face!!!
Ryoko: My back would probably go out having to lean over that far.......
(Hiei turns around in a huff and walks off)
Lady Seph: Alrighty then we have fixed the problem.....
Griff: If you would please take the clothes off and exchange them.....
Lady:Griff!!!!!
Griff: What I wanted to see them naked.... opps forgot mic is still on
(everyone laughs)
Lady: Magical Hats!!!!! (Magical Hats float down and cover hiei and miroku...)
Blaze: what happened to the other hat?
Lady Seph: Oh he wouldnt cooperate to I chained him to the stage back there....
Sen:Cool...... (hopes he doesnt get sued)
(Magical hats are removed to reveal......)
Lady Seph: Oh no... how did this happen????
Griffin: (laughs) But its so cute...........
(Everyone starts laughing again)
Hiei: Why am I flying and whats so funny???
Ryoko (stars in eyes): Oh my!!!!!!!
Sen&Blaze: GAH! WHAT THE............
Ryoko:Hiei you're so cute as a bat(squeezes the bat hiei)
Hiei: ahhhhh I cant breathe (face turns blue)
Kurama: Well this certainly changes everything
Miroku:Well at least this outfit is a bit more breathable..... (is wearing the
dark magician outfit)
Lady Seph: How did that happen though?? (looks for the dark magician who is
standing in the crowd...
Griff: What a naughty magician!
Ryoko:(still squeezing the bat hiei) How I just love you...... (stars in eyes)
I'll take you with me everywhere and show you off.......
Hiei: (still blue about to pass out) You will die...........
Sen: Uh Ryoko, are you trying to kill him?
Ryoko: No..... OH NO!!! Hiei whats the matter, are you choking?
Blaze: Yeah on your love.....
Ryoko (tears): Hiei..... (breaths into his mouth)
Hiei:(flys off) Stupid incompetant woman....... someone better fix this so I can kill them!
Kurama: Yes, Hiei I am sure that will convince them (smiles)
Hiei: Shut your mouth Kurama.
Blaze: well just steer clear of Ryoko so they can fix this.....
Lady Seph:Alright now we are ready again...
Griff: I hope these damn hats change everyone back.....
Lady Seph: MAGICAL HATS (hats come down and cover them all, dark magician has
been chained down again but tighter)
Griff: Okay do your stuff....... (magical hats move and everyone is back to normal)
(except Ryoko) Ryoko: Hiei, where are you..... (finds Hiei normal and runs off crying)
Kurama: I think she prefered you in your bat form
Hiei: No reason to cry about it, what a weakling (feels sorry for her)
Sen:(chases after his sister) Wait here I got this for you (chases her with a stuffed
bat with a pic of Hiei stapled to it)
Blaze: Wow she really must've liked that form....
Hiei: Its not like I can do it all the time.....
Miroku: Hmmm and I was getting used to those clothes....
Hiei:(remembering his shirt is torn) Now monk, prepare yourself.....
Kurama: Hiei it is not a wise move to attack a monk!
Blaze: Yeah, I agree with Kurama. Besides its not like you dont walk around
with your shirt off as is....oops
Hiei: and how would you know? (blushes)
Blaze:(smiles) oh would you look at the time (slowly scoots away)
Miroku: I am sure she is looking out for your safety.....like I do for the girls
Sen: Miroku, what you do is just perverted!
Kurama:(laughs) perhaps Blaze is a peeping tom...
Hiei: I am sure she watched you too
Kurama: (blushes and looks shocked) uh well.....
Malik: ha ha ha ha ha you are all fools....
Bakura: Shut your mouth you are the fool you drunkard......
Malik: Is that a threat?
Bakura: do you want this again? (holds up a bottle of Smirnoff)
Malik:(backs down) I have better things to do.
Bakura: Even he trembles in fear.....
Sanosuke: Maybe its not fear.
Bakura: Who asked you moron?
Sano: Not a very good comeback.....
Bakura: You want this too then? (holds up the bottle again)
Sano: thanks (grabs it and guzzles it down) Yeah that was good
Bakura: pig! you could've at least shared.
Sano: what for?
Vash: Hey everybody....... watch this (holds up a chair and balances it on his nose)
deeeee deeeee deeeee deeeee deeee deeee deeee deeeee dee dee............
(chair falls smashing Malik in the back knocking him out) Oops hey sorry about that pal.
Griff: Oh Malik... (shakes him) are you okay? How did the chair hit you that hard?
Vash: heh heh heh (sweat drop) I guess I should've made sure noone was around....
Griff: Poor Malik. I think he needs to go home (Malik upon hearing quickly recovers)
Malik: No I am not going anywhere!
Lady Seph: But you are hurt and keep getting hurt!
Wolfwood: Your friends are right! It seems being here is more trouble for you than
it should be worth
Malik: Do you want to go first priest man?
Wolfwood:(puts hands in front of him) Hey whoa just making an observation....
Vash: (puts arm around Wolfwood) I think we should just leave him alone...... (smiles)
Malik: I owe you stick man!
Vash: Hey no need for name calling....
Malik: (Un sheathes his dagger)it will only hurt for a second...
Wolfwood: This is not the way to resolve things, what will you achieve?
Malik: Isnt it obvious what I came for!
Griff: Yeah I dont think so..... (slaps the dagger out of Maliks hand)
Malik:(grabs hand) You fool!!!!
Vash:heh heh.... that was a close one.... hey thanks Griffin
Griff: (bows) no problem. He is just cranky cause he is up way past his bedtime.....
Wolfwood: he looks a bit malnourished.....
Griff: Yeah its hard to get him to eat.......
Lady Seph: not to mention he is from egypt......
Vash: Wow really?
Griff: Yeah. He can be stubborn...
Malik: I am still here slave....
Griff: (death stare) what?
Malik: (smiles) oh nothing.......
Sen: Hey well lets see are there any more magic tricks?
Lady Seph: I dont think we should try it again (smiles and laughs)
Ryoko: (looks sad hugging her fake hiei bat) I wish you could change him back...
Griff: Oh we are sorry Ryoko....
Blaze: Hey you guys, did you forget about your other guests?
Sen: No why?
Blaze: They just left!
Ryoko: Oh no.....
Sen: Well it looks like Spike is still here with Faye and Vicious.....
Ryoko: and Sano and Bakura.... oh and Gren left (pouts) darn
Sen: Well Dakki is in the bathroom i heard.....
Ryoko:and Tenka and them left.....
Blaze: Yeah well they reaked of pot......
Sen: Gah!!! What?!!!
Blaze: Pot stickers (smiles)
Sen:(recovers from his almost heart attack) Phew dont do that!
Blaze: Yeah I could tell the pot stickers didnt sit well with them.....
Ryoko: Ewww gross........
Blaze: well then.... looks like its just us......
Sen: Where is our old barkeep?
Miroku: He left, said the party was uncivilized or something
Sen:Damn him... well at least I dont go around in tights screaming rose bits.......
Miroku: No need to harbor jealousy......
Sen:(pouts) I cant help it, his gundam is so cool......
Hiei: Who cares
Kurama: Hiei, your temper makes me wonder if you are jealous too
Hiei:(pouts too) well his fencing skills are okay
Ryoko(smiles) Look what I got!!! (holds up sparklers)
Hiei:(backs away) I knew we should have left! She is trying to kill us!
Kurama: Dont be silly they are just sparklers..... a form of fire works.....
Lady Seph: Oh goody! So do we get to set off any?
Griff: (drools) Yeah do we??????
Sen:(smiles) well it was a surprise...... Miroku if you would please....
Miroku: Everyone to the backyard....
Sano: No way... this is some sort of evil trick, a conspiracy to blow our spirits away
or worse suck them away.........
Ryoko: No way Sano (smiles) Its to liven the entertainment.... fireworks are just flashy
sparks that you go ooh and ahh too...... they wont hurt unless you set them off wrong,,
Sano: I dont know. It sounds like a fishy story.
Bakura: Shut your whining mouth and watch them....
Malik: Fire works? Are they some sort of sorcery? Why have I not heard of them....
(Everyone walks into the backyard and Get Busy by Sean Paul plays) Sen: Hey Vash
want to light the first round?
Vash: I sure do (smiles and takes a lighter and walks over to the fireworks)
Sano: A tool of the devil I tell you.........
Blaze: Why are you so paranoid? they aren't going to hurt you.
Sano: Are you sure?
(Fire works shoot off and Sano jumps)
Miroku: Thats amaz....... uh could you get our from under there..??? (lifts up robes a bit and
finds Sano hiding)
Ryoko: (looks curious) How much room do you have up there???
Miroku: Want to find out?(winks)
Ryoko (smacks Miroku) Perv!
(Miroku passes out, Wolfwood shoots of the next round, then Lady Seph and Griff, then
Kurama then Spike and Faye... even Bakura takes a shot then Vicious and then Dakki emerges
from the house)
Dakki: I was wondering where everyone went..... this party is just so fun Senny Benny....
Sen:(sweat drop) Uh okay Dakki Wakki...... would you like to light then next round?
Dakki: and chip a nail? Besides I think I am going to go (leaves)
Ryoko: What a rude #$@%#$ ^@%!#*$ ^!@#$
Kurama: I have to agree
Vash: Nice language
Wolfwood: I'll say.... who is up for a round of drinks??!!!
Vash and Bakura: I am!
Malik: is it my turn yet?
Griff: I dont know, should we let him?
(Malik gets a turn then Hiei then Blaze and Ryoko)
Ryoko: Your turn brother.
Sen: Well alrighty then... (goes to light the launcher just then someone slams into him)
Oops.......
(The fire works explode and blow away the fence)
Sen: My fence!!!!!! (the explosions arent done yet..... it causes a chain reaction and sets
the rest of them off....)
Vash: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!
(everyone runs for cover when they emerge there is no backyard)
Ryoko: You really did it this time?
Wolfwood: And they say Vash causes trouble........
Malik: (claps) Excellent....
Sano: See I told you!!!!!
Miroku: (starts to move) Owww my head!
Ryoko: Oops I forgot to move him (smiles)
Blaze: Hey pal are you okay?
(Miroku walks over charred a bit) Faye: yikes what happened to you?
Spike: Looks like he had a run in with the fireworks
Vicious: he didnt die, he must be immortal
Miroku: No a monk..... a simple monk
Bakura: Simple minded.....
(everyone laughs)
Miroku: Very funny... (turns around) where is the backyard? I swear it wasnt my fault
Hiei:(whispers to Kurama) We better go......
Kurama: why? shouldn't we help clean this up....
Hiei: Not if you want to live......
Kurama: I am afraid I dont understand?
Hiei: I bumped into him...
Kurama: Oh my! The infamous Hiei strikes again....
Blaze: Hiei I cant believe that! It was you??
Hiei: Hey who invited you into our conversation...
Blaze: Since you decided you werent going to help that poor guy out
Hiei: Shut your mouth, I didnt say i wouldnt help
(everyone turns to see them arguing)
Sen: My fence..... my backyard..... (looks like he is about to cry)
Ryoko: I know how we can fix it..... Oh dark magician...... (d.m. walks over)
Sen: What the hell is he going to do?
(Dark Magician raises his staff and points it to the house.....)
Sen: Uh I dont think he is supposed to do that.... he doesnt revive things you know!!!!
Ryoko: Oops.....
Griff: (throws the millenium rod knocking the dark magician out) OOO sorry about that.....
Sen: there sure is alot of violence at my party.....
Miroku: Not like the last one....
Sen: (cringes) yes dont remind me......
Miroku: Not to mention the day after
Sen:(involuntarily screams in horror) noo..... get away.....
Miroku: Oh. I guess I shouldn't have said that....
Malik: What a pathetic pansy @$$......
Bakura: You're one to talk....
Malik:(death stare) hmmmphhh
(Bakura hold up the a different bottle of Smirnoff Malik backs off)
Kurama: I think I can help....(starts planting seeds) these should help... (plants start
growing)
Sen: Oh thank you Kurama......
Ryoko: You sound like a fan girl.....
Sen: Shut up!!! (death stare)
Ryoko: (sweat drop) what?!
Sen: Who the hell bumped into me..... what a black party.... first the door then my hair
, the magical hats and now my yard.......
Sanosuke: I know who did it.....
Hiei: (gulps) You do?
Sano: Yes of course I do
Sen: Who??
Sano: It was an evil entity....
(Hiei falls over with swirly eyes)
Miroku: What got into him? (pokes at Hiei with his staff)
Sano: Must be the drinks...... he is small pint after all.....
Sen:Sure. Actually would you believe it fell off?
Blaze:Well it looks good short too, at least you're not bald! (smiles) say it
looks like it was cut.....
Sen: Yeah. Hmmm....
Hiei: Where do you come from Fox Fire girl???
Blaze: A little rude but okay.... you know when two people mate?
Hiei: Thats not what I meant moron....
Blaze:(sticks tongue out) Why? Do you really care? (winks)
Hiei:(blushes) No.... just wondering.... (goes back to being angry at the world)
psssht... not worth my time...
Blaze:(smiles) Well why are you here?
Hiei: Kurama decided to drag me here.
Kurama:Sure, Hiei. Then why did you knock on my window and ask me to
accompany you somewhere...
Hiei: You were the one who said you had an invitation
Kurama:Lighten up (smiles)
Ryoko: So should we get on with more entertainment?
Sen:Yes but who wants to go first?
Lady Seph:Oh I will..... and I will get Griffin to help me (smiles and exits to
find Griff)
Ryoko:This is going to be so much fun.... uh can you not touch me Miroku!!!!
Sen:I see you have come back?
Miroku:I was just waiting to use the facilities...
Sen:Oh... long line?
Miroku:Yeah some Dakki chick wouldn't get out of there...... girls and make up
Sen:Yeah I hear that.... thank god Ryoko and I dont share a bathroom....
Ryoko:(looks cross) Whats that supposed to mean?
Hiei: (starts slidding towards the food cart) Suddenly I am hungry....
(Everyone else follows suit)
Sen:Owwww!!! Come on, my hair isnt long anymore...... (runs his hand through
his chin length hair.....)
Miroku: Hmmm. Here you say I am a magnet of abuse.
Sen:(whines)Shut up!
____
Blaze: So what do you think they will perform?
Kurama: I am interested in knowing myself.
Hiei:Please, like it matters...
Blaze:Wow, you must've had a rough day. Constipation sucks.....
Kurama:(snickers) I must say noone has ever talked to Hiei that way
Hiei: and lived.....
Blaze:(sarcastic) oooo I am so scared... shhhh you hear that (puts hand to fox ear)
I believe its my knees.... shaking.... (smiles then laughs, Kurama joins in)
Hiei: (under his breath) Fool
Blaze: for you Hiei... for you....(Hiei blushes, Kurama laughs harder)
_____
Lady Seph: Hey Sen we are ready.
Sen:Alright then.... what are you going to be doing?
Lady Seph: A magic show.....
Miroku:Amazing. Do you think it is safe?
Griff: of course. We do have the Dark Magician here to help (smiles)
(Sen takes to the homemade stage ) Sen: Phew no more smoke bombs I promise!
There is however a smoking performance by our fav villain and her lovely assistant
Welcome Lady Sephiroth and Griffin of Malik performing magic with the
Dark Magician. (Everyone claps as a snipet from Linkin Parks Faint comes on)
Lady Seph: Oh thank you..... For our first trick we will need a volunteer from the audience
Hmmm how about you Malik.......
Malik:Who is Malik?
Griff: Dark Magician if you would bring our willing participant....
Malik:(starts screaming) You can't do this..... ayuda me..... they are going to kill me...
Lady:Did you know he spoke espanol?
Griff: Hmm thats what I get for introducing him to burritos.....
(Dark Magician straps Malik down in to a box) Griff: What we are going to do is intsert
knives in these slots.... Hopefully we wont stab Malik and then we will put these sheets
of metal in these big slots and seperate the box (smiles and waves)
Lady:Dark Magician if you will....
Malik:(screams) Ahhhhh if this is about the banishing you part,,, i'm sorry....
(Knives go through as Malik keeps screaming, the box is seperated and Malik is
still screaming. The box is put back and knives removed. Malik is still screaming)
Lady:Ooooo next time I think we will try someone more calmly.
Griff:(has to slap Malik) Quit it the trick os over( everyone is clapping and Malik
looks pissed)
Malik:Shows you all.... Now you will all be my mind slaves since I cant be destroyed.
Bakura:(from the bar) Yeah right! Thats why you were screaming as if you were Yugi
finding out you were really a boy.....
Malik:Shut your ignorant mouth Little Bakura.!
Bakura: Why dont you come shut it for me!
Malik: Un sheathes his dagger (en cased in his millenium rod)
Bakura:( throws a bottle of Smirnoff at Malik's head knocking Malik out) Pssssht....
like that puny steak knife could do anything....
(Malik lays twitching on the floor)
Griff: Oh no Malik! (rushes to him) I knew we should have went home...
but no, you didn't want to sleep in the closet.... Randal is in there you whined...
Lady Seph:Griff, we are doing a show....
Griff:Oh right (smiles and goes back on stage)
Lady Seph:For our next trick we are going to use Magical Hats (smiles)
(Hats float down and cover the Dark Magician, Hiei and Miroku)
Griff: Talk about random.....
Lady Seph: Alright now if you hats will do your thing.
(Hats move and start to uncover)
Griff: Oops! I didn't think that would happen.....
Lady Seph: Well thats what we get for trying to be magicians..... (looks away and laughs)
(Everyone starts laughing)
Kurama: Oh my Hiei (giggles)
(Hiei looks down....)What the hell did you do to me?
Miroku:Uhhh I think this is a little too tight....
Lady Seph:OOOh my......
Dark Magician: (looks down at his new Monk robes) ahhhhh
Hiei: this is annoying....
Blaze:Awww what a cool new outfit.... can you do magic tricks in it?
Hiei:(death stare) Shut your mouth if you want to live!!!
Blaze: One again Hiei (puts hand to fox ear)....
Miroku:Uhhh can someone cut me loose I cant breathe....... (passes out...)
Hiei: He better not ruin my clothes, stupid monk.....
Lady Seph:We will fix this momentarily,,,, Magic Hats (waves them down.... only to
have the dark magician send them away)
(dark magician waves his fingers)
Griff: Oh no! What are we going to do? (looks scared) (Malik cackles in the back of the room)
Hiei:(death stare) Someone better fix this and now!
Sen: No way this is way too funny..... (looks scared) uh no its not heh heh.......
Ryoko: (smiles at Hiei) You look so cute,,, why not stay that way?
Hiei(blushes): What do you know dragon lady?
Blaze: Your insults are getting weak, perhaps you have softened.......
Hiei: why you #%^#%@%^%##$#
Blaze: (laughs) Hiei watch your mouth children are reading this
(Hiei grumbles more)Lady Seph: Yeah Hiei... jeez hold on to your underpants, if you wear any
we will fix this momentarily.....
Griff: (whispers to Seph) How?
Lady Seph:(whispers back) I don't know???
(Miroku is revived as Vash quickly rips the top off)
Hiei: I said not to ruin it!!! (looks cross)
Vash:(smiles) Sorry he needed help and I couldnt let him die.....
Wolfwood:He is a sensitive guy.....
Hiei: I dont care.....
Kurama: Dont worry Hiei you can get a new one....
Ryoko: Yeah Miroku can steal you a new one!!!
Miroku:What are you implying Ryoko?
Sen:Crap so what are we supposed to do... why didnt you just swap outfits?
Kurama:Why didnt we think of that......
Blaze: Yeah really?....
Miroku:Do you think I would look alright in that? (points to Hieis dark magician outfit)
Ryoko:(sweat drop) No probably not (laughs)
Hiei:(raises fist) Why say that to my face!!!
Ryoko: My back would probably go out having to lean over that far.......
(Hiei turns around in a huff and walks off)
Lady Seph: Alrighty then we have fixed the problem.....
Griff: If you would please take the clothes off and exchange them.....
Lady:Griff!!!!!
Griff: What I wanted to see them naked.... opps forgot mic is still on
(everyone laughs)
Lady: Magical Hats!!!!! (Magical Hats float down and cover hiei and miroku...)
Blaze: what happened to the other hat?
Lady Seph: Oh he wouldnt cooperate to I chained him to the stage back there....
Sen:Cool...... (hopes he doesnt get sued)
(Magical hats are removed to reveal......)
Lady Seph: Oh no... how did this happen????
Griffin: (laughs) But its so cute...........
(Everyone starts laughing again)
Hiei: Why am I flying and whats so funny???
Ryoko (stars in eyes): Oh my!!!!!!!
Sen&Blaze: GAH! WHAT THE............
Ryoko:Hiei you're so cute as a bat(squeezes the bat hiei)
Hiei: ahhhhh I cant breathe (face turns blue)
Kurama: Well this certainly changes everything
Miroku:Well at least this outfit is a bit more breathable..... (is wearing the
dark magician outfit)
Lady Seph: How did that happen though?? (looks for the dark magician who is
standing in the crowd...
Griff: What a naughty magician!
Ryoko:(still squeezing the bat hiei) How I just love you...... (stars in eyes)
I'll take you with me everywhere and show you off.......
Hiei: (still blue about to pass out) You will die...........
Sen: Uh Ryoko, are you trying to kill him?
Ryoko: No..... OH NO!!! Hiei whats the matter, are you choking?
Blaze: Yeah on your love.....
Ryoko (tears): Hiei..... (breaths into his mouth)
Hiei:(flys off) Stupid incompetant woman....... someone better fix this so I can kill them!
Kurama: Yes, Hiei I am sure that will convince them (smiles)
Hiei: Shut your mouth Kurama.
Blaze: well just steer clear of Ryoko so they can fix this.....
Lady Seph:Alright now we are ready again...
Griff: I hope these damn hats change everyone back.....
Lady Seph: MAGICAL HATS (hats come down and cover them all, dark magician has
been chained down again but tighter)
Griff: Okay do your stuff....... (magical hats move and everyone is back to normal)
(except Ryoko) Ryoko: Hiei, where are you..... (finds Hiei normal and runs off crying)
Kurama: I think she prefered you in your bat form
Hiei: No reason to cry about it, what a weakling (feels sorry for her)
Sen:(chases after his sister) Wait here I got this for you (chases her with a stuffed
bat with a pic of Hiei stapled to it)
Blaze: Wow she really must've liked that form....
Hiei: Its not like I can do it all the time.....
Miroku: Hmmm and I was getting used to those clothes....
Hiei:(remembering his shirt is torn) Now monk, prepare yourself.....
Kurama: Hiei it is not a wise move to attack a monk!
Blaze: Yeah, I agree with Kurama. Besides its not like you dont walk around
with your shirt off as is....oops
Hiei: and how would you know? (blushes)
Blaze:(smiles) oh would you look at the time (slowly scoots away)
Miroku: I am sure she is looking out for your safety.....like I do for the girls
Sen: Miroku, what you do is just perverted!
Kurama:(laughs) perhaps Blaze is a peeping tom...
Hiei: I am sure she watched you too
Kurama: (blushes and looks shocked) uh well.....
Malik: ha ha ha ha ha you are all fools....
Bakura: Shut your mouth you are the fool you drunkard......
Malik: Is that a threat?
Bakura: do you want this again? (holds up a bottle of Smirnoff)
Malik:(backs down) I have better things to do.
Bakura: Even he trembles in fear.....
Sanosuke: Maybe its not fear.
Bakura: Who asked you moron?
Sano: Not a very good comeback.....
Bakura: You want this too then? (holds up the bottle again)
Sano: thanks (grabs it and guzzles it down) Yeah that was good
Bakura: pig! you could've at least shared.
Sano: what for?
Vash: Hey everybody....... watch this (holds up a chair and balances it on his nose)
deeeee deeeee deeeee deeeee deeee deeee deeee deeeee dee dee............
(chair falls smashing Malik in the back knocking him out) Oops hey sorry about that pal.
Griff: Oh Malik... (shakes him) are you okay? How did the chair hit you that hard?
Vash: heh heh heh (sweat drop) I guess I should've made sure noone was around....
Griff: Poor Malik. I think he needs to go home (Malik upon hearing quickly recovers)
Malik: No I am not going anywhere!
Lady Seph: But you are hurt and keep getting hurt!
Wolfwood: Your friends are right! It seems being here is more trouble for you than
it should be worth
Malik: Do you want to go first priest man?
Wolfwood:(puts hands in front of him) Hey whoa just making an observation....
Vash: (puts arm around Wolfwood) I think we should just leave him alone...... (smiles)
Malik: I owe you stick man!
Vash: Hey no need for name calling....
Malik: (Un sheathes his dagger)it will only hurt for a second...
Wolfwood: This is not the way to resolve things, what will you achieve?
Malik: Isnt it obvious what I came for!
Griff: Yeah I dont think so..... (slaps the dagger out of Maliks hand)
Malik:(grabs hand) You fool!!!!
Vash:heh heh.... that was a close one.... hey thanks Griffin
Griff: (bows) no problem. He is just cranky cause he is up way past his bedtime.....
Wolfwood: he looks a bit malnourished.....
Griff: Yeah its hard to get him to eat.......
Lady Seph: not to mention he is from egypt......
Vash: Wow really?
Griff: Yeah. He can be stubborn...
Malik: I am still here slave....
Griff: (death stare) what?
Malik: (smiles) oh nothing.......
Sen: Hey well lets see are there any more magic tricks?
Lady Seph: I dont think we should try it again (smiles and laughs)
Ryoko: (looks sad hugging her fake hiei bat) I wish you could change him back...
Griff: Oh we are sorry Ryoko....
Blaze: Hey you guys, did you forget about your other guests?
Sen: No why?
Blaze: They just left!
Ryoko: Oh no.....
Sen: Well it looks like Spike is still here with Faye and Vicious.....
Ryoko: and Sano and Bakura.... oh and Gren left (pouts) darn
Sen: Well Dakki is in the bathroom i heard.....
Ryoko:and Tenka and them left.....
Blaze: Yeah well they reaked of pot......
Sen: Gah!!! What?!!!
Blaze: Pot stickers (smiles)
Sen:(recovers from his almost heart attack) Phew dont do that!
Blaze: Yeah I could tell the pot stickers didnt sit well with them.....
Ryoko: Ewww gross........
Blaze: well then.... looks like its just us......
Sen: Where is our old barkeep?
Miroku: He left, said the party was uncivilized or something
Sen:Damn him... well at least I dont go around in tights screaming rose bits.......
Miroku: No need to harbor jealousy......
Sen:(pouts) I cant help it, his gundam is so cool......
Hiei: Who cares
Kurama: Hiei, your temper makes me wonder if you are jealous too
Hiei:(pouts too) well his fencing skills are okay
Ryoko(smiles) Look what I got!!! (holds up sparklers)
Hiei:(backs away) I knew we should have left! She is trying to kill us!
Kurama: Dont be silly they are just sparklers..... a form of fire works.....
Lady Seph: Oh goody! So do we get to set off any?
Griff: (drools) Yeah do we??????
Sen:(smiles) well it was a surprise...... Miroku if you would please....
Miroku: Everyone to the backyard....
Sano: No way... this is some sort of evil trick, a conspiracy to blow our spirits away
or worse suck them away.........
Ryoko: No way Sano (smiles) Its to liven the entertainment.... fireworks are just flashy
sparks that you go ooh and ahh too...... they wont hurt unless you set them off wrong,,
Sano: I dont know. It sounds like a fishy story.
Bakura: Shut your whining mouth and watch them....
Malik: Fire works? Are they some sort of sorcery? Why have I not heard of them....
(Everyone walks into the backyard and Get Busy by Sean Paul plays) Sen: Hey Vash
want to light the first round?
Vash: I sure do (smiles and takes a lighter and walks over to the fireworks)
Sano: A tool of the devil I tell you.........
Blaze: Why are you so paranoid? they aren't going to hurt you.
Sano: Are you sure?
(Fire works shoot off and Sano jumps)
Miroku: Thats amaz....... uh could you get our from under there..??? (lifts up robes a bit and
finds Sano hiding)
Ryoko: (looks curious) How much room do you have up there???
Miroku: Want to find out?(winks)
Ryoko (smacks Miroku) Perv!
(Miroku passes out, Wolfwood shoots of the next round, then Lady Seph and Griff, then
Kurama then Spike and Faye... even Bakura takes a shot then Vicious and then Dakki emerges
from the house)
Dakki: I was wondering where everyone went..... this party is just so fun Senny Benny....
Sen:(sweat drop) Uh okay Dakki Wakki...... would you like to light then next round?
Dakki: and chip a nail? Besides I think I am going to go (leaves)
Ryoko: What a rude #$@%#$ ^@%!#*$ ^!@#$
Kurama: I have to agree
Vash: Nice language
Wolfwood: I'll say.... who is up for a round of drinks??!!!
Vash and Bakura: I am!
Malik: is it my turn yet?
Griff: I dont know, should we let him?
(Malik gets a turn then Hiei then Blaze and Ryoko)
Ryoko: Your turn brother.
Sen: Well alrighty then... (goes to light the launcher just then someone slams into him)
Oops.......
(The fire works explode and blow away the fence)
Sen: My fence!!!!!! (the explosions arent done yet..... it causes a chain reaction and sets
the rest of them off....)
Vash: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!
(everyone runs for cover when they emerge there is no backyard)
Ryoko: You really did it this time?
Wolfwood: And they say Vash causes trouble........
Malik: (claps) Excellent....
Sano: See I told you!!!!!
Miroku: (starts to move) Owww my head!
Ryoko: Oops I forgot to move him (smiles)
Blaze: Hey pal are you okay?
(Miroku walks over charred a bit) Faye: yikes what happened to you?
Spike: Looks like he had a run in with the fireworks
Vicious: he didnt die, he must be immortal
Miroku: No a monk..... a simple monk
Bakura: Simple minded.....
(everyone laughs)
Miroku: Very funny... (turns around) where is the backyard? I swear it wasnt my fault
Hiei:(whispers to Kurama) We better go......
Kurama: why? shouldn't we help clean this up....
Hiei: Not if you want to live......
Kurama: I am afraid I dont understand?
Hiei: I bumped into him...
Kurama: Oh my! The infamous Hiei strikes again....
Blaze: Hiei I cant believe that! It was you??
Hiei: Hey who invited you into our conversation...
Blaze: Since you decided you werent going to help that poor guy out
Hiei: Shut your mouth, I didnt say i wouldnt help
(everyone turns to see them arguing)
Sen: My fence..... my backyard..... (looks like he is about to cry)
Ryoko: I know how we can fix it..... Oh dark magician...... (d.m. walks over)
Sen: What the hell is he going to do?
(Dark Magician raises his staff and points it to the house.....)
Sen: Uh I dont think he is supposed to do that.... he doesnt revive things you know!!!!
Ryoko: Oops.....
Griff: (throws the millenium rod knocking the dark magician out) OOO sorry about that.....
Sen: there sure is alot of violence at my party.....
Miroku: Not like the last one....
Sen: (cringes) yes dont remind me......
Miroku: Not to mention the day after
Sen:(involuntarily screams in horror) noo..... get away.....
Miroku: Oh. I guess I shouldn't have said that....
Malik: What a pathetic pansy @$$......
Bakura: You're one to talk....
Malik:(death stare) hmmmphhh
(Bakura hold up the a different bottle of Smirnoff Malik backs off)
Kurama: I think I can help....(starts planting seeds) these should help... (plants start
growing)
Sen: Oh thank you Kurama......
Ryoko: You sound like a fan girl.....
Sen: Shut up!!! (death stare)
Ryoko: (sweat drop) what?!
Sen: Who the hell bumped into me..... what a black party.... first the door then my hair
, the magical hats and now my yard.......
Sanosuke: I know who did it.....
Hiei: (gulps) You do?
Sano: Yes of course I do
Sen: Who??
Sano: It was an evil entity....
(Hiei falls over with swirly eyes)
Miroku: What got into him? (pokes at Hiei with his staff)
Sano: Must be the drinks...... he is small pint after all.....
