AN: This is my new fic….i think it has a betta plot than the other one…..i might finish that later….but I like this one more….. so enjoy!
Detailed Summary: Lily Evans moved to France when she was ten. She attended Beaubaux (sorry bout spelling) where she met Rachel Potter. After their 5th year, Lily and Rachel decide to move back to England, where the Potters are, to attend Hogwarts, But what happens when Lily meets them, especially brother James.
Beware of a lot of stupid Sirius, crazy Remus and their plots and pranks. NO PETER thank God!
GAY SPIDERMAN?!?
"Please fasten your seatbelts and notice the no smoking sign is on, we are ready for take off. Have a nice flight!"
"I can't believe your parents are letting you go to Hogwarts and leave them here in France!" Rachel Potter said.
"I know, but they're great. You should've seen Petunia's face when they told her. But your dad let you come to France by yourself for five years!" Lily Evans replied.
"True, but only because my mom went there." Rachel said. Lily Evans and Rachel Potter were sitting in a plane on their way to England. Lily had dark red hair that went down to her waist and sparkling green eyes. Rachel had really dark brown hair that went below her shoulder and blue eyes.
"We're going to have so much fun at you house this summer!" Lily said. "Are you sure you family is okay with having me there the whole time?"
"OF COURSE! How many times have I come to your home during vacation? Don't worry they want you there!"
"So what's your house and family like?"
"Well I have this really big house because my parents are in the Ministry. And I've told you about my family. My dad's a major prankster and loves joking around….My mom is kind of uptight during social gathering and junk, but she can be fun to talk to. And my twin bro…well…he's fun and annoying. And we've had our times…but he was born first so he always says 'I'm your big bro, I'll always be there for you!'"Awwww" Lily cooed. No, no he only says that when he does a prank on me or something sad happens. Or when he's serious which is NEVER!" Rachel said.
"Groovy, (A/N: Just had to put it in ^_^) they sound wonderful! You don't have anymore brothers or sisters right? So sound like we'll have fun."
"Oh, my brother said he'd have some friends over later. 2 guys and a girl."
"Ahhh!" the girls screamed. The plane ride was really bumpy.
"Why did we ever decide to go on plane? We could've portkeyed or flooed or something! I mean, there is absolutely nothing good on this plane!"
"Would you like something to eat?" A male voice asked.
The girls looked up and in front of them was a very hott flight attendant. He had light brown spiky hair and hazel greenish eyes.
"I'd like to eat him, he's yummy!" Rachel whispered.
"Damn I was wrong, I love planes! Thank god for guy air hostesses, whoever says it's a girly job deserves a slap!" Lily whispered back.
"Excuse me, do you want something to eat?" He asked again.
"Yes please! Thank you so much for your service…you guys do a great job! What's your name?" Rachel said.
"Michael…uh, Michael Sumer, call me Mikey. And what are your names?" He said.
"I'm Kristen and this is Mary Jane," said Lily.
"Hope to see you again. Have a nice flight." Mikey said, " Don't tell anyone but they pay to say that." He winked and left.
"Mary Jane? Are you BONKERS? What is wrong with you? You get Kristen and I get to be Mary Jane???" Rachel exclaimed once he was gone.
"Ummmm…maybe he's your Spiderman?"
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"Lily wake up! The plane is gonna land in an hour and we gotta talk!" Rachel said while shaking Lily.
"About what? I wanna sleep." Lily said.
"Bout who gets him!" Rachel explained, " We always find a cute guy and one of us gets to hit on him. It's like our game. So who gets him?"
"Who?"
"Mikey! Of course!"
"I want him!"
"Me too!"
"But I want him!" Lily whined.
"You got the guy last time. Remember when we were shopping and the guy who was buying socks or something."
"He had a girlfriend though!"
"So?"
"Let's play Rock Paper Scissors for him!"
"Okay!"
They played once and Rachel won.
"Two out of three?" Lily asked. They played again and Rachel won.
"Three out of five?" Lily asked. They played again and Rachel won.
"Four out of six?" Lily asked. They played again and Rachel won.
"Five out of…" Lily asked.
"Come on, you lost." Rachel interrupted.
"Okay fine it's like you were destined to win him." Lily said grumpily
Silence.
"GO! What are you waiting for?"
"What do I say? Do I look okay? What if he ignores me?" Rachel franticly asked. "What if I trip? What if I spit on him? What if…."
"Goddamn she acts like she's never talked to a guy before!" muttered Lily while Rachel kept What-ifing.
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"Hey Mikey! You busy?" Rachel asked. She and Lily made up a whole conversation. (A/N: They are standing where the food is…you know the place between first class and economy class.)
"No. You are Mary Jane right? Nice to see you again!" Mikey said.
"Call me M.J. All my friends do." Rachel said.
"So do you want to sit down?"
"Sure." Rachel said. " So what's it like to be an Air Hostess?"
"Well I do it part time, my aunt owns this airline. I do this every summer for about two weeks. After this week, I'm done. But I've seen weird people and things" Mikey explained.
"Like what?"
"Umm…well you know how people go to the bathrooms and have sex…that happens a lot. But once a couple did it in their seats, I think they were drunk, and the seatbelt sign came on and I had to tell them to fasten your seatbelts."
(A/N: My friend saw a couple do it in their seat once but the air hostess stopped them.)
"Oh my God! That's so funny and gross." Rachel laughed. "But the whole sex in the bathroom is so over rated. I mean it screws up the fun by doing it in such a small room."
"Fasten your seatbelts and notice the no smoking sign is on. We are preparing for landing." The announcer boomed
'Should I? No she's cute! But the plane is about to land…oh what the hell' Mikey thought. (A/N: confused? Don't worry all will be explained in good time!)
"No M.J. your wrong. Once Jeff and I did it in the bathroom and we had a lot of fun. See we went…" Mikey said.
"You and Jeff?" Rachel interrupted.
"Yes my boyfriend." He replied with a gleam of mischief in his eyes.
"So your gay?" She asked confused. (A/N: shez very straight forward.)
"Yes, do you have a problem with that?" He asked with a smirk on his face.
"Oh no, it's…uh great!" Rachel stammered.
"Yeah so me and Jeff…"
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"And then he told me every detail about him and his boyfriend doing it in the bathroom until we had to get off the plane." Rachel explained to Lily. They were in the airport. "I guess I was destined to be with a gay Spiderman." Rachel added grumpily.
"Well there is one thing we can learn from this." Lily said brightly.
"What?"
"The saying 'All hott guys are either gay or taken' is very true"(A/N: I swear to god…that saying is so true!)
"Damn right! Next time Lily, you can have the guy!"
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"Yay! We're here! After so long I'm finally back in England." Lily said walking out of the doors into a waiting crowd of people.
"Yeah it's great. But where are my parents?" Rachel asked looking around.
"Oh my GOD! Wow, I spotted the hottest guy ever. He's mine you said I could have the next one."
"Oh come on. We gotta look for my parents! We won't have time to hit on guys!" Rachel said.
"I'll let you play Rock, Paper, Scissors for him."
"Yay, I'm in."
They played once and Lily won.
"Two out of three?" Rachel asked. They played again and Lily won.
"Three out of five?" Rachel asked. They played again and Lily won.
"Four out of six?" Rachel asked. They played again and Lily won.
"Five out of…" Rachel asked.
"Oh come on I've won! And you haven't even seen him! But he is hot." Lily said.
"Fine, Fine. It's like you were destined to be with him. Like Gay Spidy and me. Where is this hunk?
"Right there. Don't you see him? He's got a nice body, his face and hair is so cute and a sexy arse. Think he might be a Gay Spiderman too?"
"Uh I don't think so, because that's my brother James."
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A/N: Any good? ….Review please….give ideas…I might update tomorrow if I get enough reviews ^_^….in the next chapter….meeting the Potters….meeting Remus & Sirius….and a run in with Gay Spiderman…..it's all in my head…so review….and you'll get to read it…..and I'll luv you for reviewing…just write one word it doezn't matta….
Luv ya,
slurpy
TILL THE NEXT TIME…
