A/N: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy…..wussup? I LOVE ALL OF YOU WHO REVIEWED!!!!! You guyz ROCK!!! This is the next chapter….hope you like it….itz funny…my skool opened :( itz soooooo sad……..they gave us a shit load of homework on the first day bak…..the EVIL teachers!!!! So I hope I'll be able to update frequently…….HOPEFULLY! ….but I won't update this weekend cuz I got math mid terms……MATH SUX…..okay enough bout me…..read on for the story….no sirius yet :( but soooon….he'll be rreeeeeealllyyy funny…and about the gay guys…one of my friends, whose in college, has a bunch of guy friends who are damn hott but they're gay…she tells me they're really kool and they check out guys together.. itz a shame cuz they're sooo damn fine....okay im stopping Now go read and REVIEW!!!!!! I'll be ur best friend…..puppy doggy eyes….ENJOY!!!
WHAAAT?!?!
" That's your brother?!?" Lily exclaimed looking very surprised.
"I can't believe you made me play Rock, Paper, Scissors for James! That's just wrong! How could you?" Rachel complained.
" That's your brother?!?" Lily repeated.
"I mean he's my brother…my TWIN brother…that's just nasty! Can you imagine if….? No, No…. I'm not even thinking about it!" Rachel complained ignoring Lily.
" That's your brother?!?"
"This is sooo unfair…first I'm destined to be with a Gay Spiderman and just now I wanted to go hit on my brother. How shitty is that?"
" That's your brother?!?"
"Did you say he had a nice body? A sexy arse?"
" That's your brother?!?"
"No Shit!!! You figured that out?"
"Why didn't you tell me he was hott?"
"Whaaat?!?! Because I never thought about it because he's my TWIN brother for god's sake…I don't check out my brother and I'm proud of it!!!"
"Yeah good point, but he is hott!"
"Well don't go fall in love with him…WAIT! Go fall in love with him and then we'll be sisters!"
"Whaaat?!?! Marriage…slow down girl! Who said I even liked him?"
"Okay whatever. We better go talk to them now before they leave. We'll talk about you being in love with my twin later."
"We're not in love. Yeah let's go." Lily sighed. 'Well not yet.' she thought.
"Just don't check out his arse in front of me, okay?"
" Not even one look?"
"Lily, I-"
"I was just kidding." Lily interrupted. Rachel and her pushed their trolleys of luggage toward the Potters.
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"Raacheeel!" James shouted when he saw her. " Raaaaaachel Rooooachie!"
"Heeeey Jaaaamie." Rachel said as she hugged her brother. " You better not have done too many pranks without me!"
" Well, it wasn't fair. You've been gone for so long. A week of summer has passed and I've only done 13 pranks! Why couldn't you have come sooner? Damn, I missed you!" James explained.
"Language James." Mrs. Potter said. " Oh Rachel sweetie c'mere!" Rachel gave her mom a big hug.
"Hey princess." Mr. Potter said as he hugged her. " How come I only got 17 letters from your school, and I got 23 from James's school? How could you go behind your pranking?"
"David?! Don't encourage them!" Mrs. Potter scolded.
"Whaaat?!?! I'd never!" Mr. Potter defended.
"Hey Rachel, where's your best friend? She came right?" James asked wondering who this girl was.
"OH, sorry Lily!" Rachel apologized as she pulled Lily forward. " This is my mom, Mrs. Natalie Potter and my dad, Mr. David Potter."
"Hello Lily! Call me Natalie or Natty!" Natalie said as she hugged Lily.
"Hi ya. I'm David or Davie." David said as they shook hands. " Rachel said your pranking partners! I'm really proud of you guys. Some of you ideas are so original."
"Daviee!" Natalie exclaimed.
"Umm… I didn't….Uh….Just jokin honey." David said as he winked at Lily.
" Mom and Dad. This is Lily Evans, my bestest best friend in the whole world. She's really sweet." Rachel said.
"Hi! Thank you for letting me stay at your house." Lily said shyly.
"Uh, COUGH COUGH!" James coughed behind them he still didn't see who this girl was. " What about meeee?"
"Oh yea, Lils this is my brother behind you." Rachel said. Lily turned around flipping her long hair to look at James noticing his blue eyes and messy hair looked even better up close.
"Woa!" James said softly. 'She's pretty! Nice eyes! Sexy arse!'
"Whatcha say James?" Rachel asked.
"Uh hi…I'm James. You can call me James or uh James or erm James. Oh yea you can call me Jamie too or one of my stupid friends (A/N: SIRIUS) calls me Jammies but I don't like it, but you can call me it anyways." James rambled.
A/N: That happened to me once. I was being introduced to this one guy and I was just like woa and I said it out loud but he was damn hott and then hez like wutcha say? And I was like uh hi?
"Listen kids, David and I must set up the floo transportation. Just stay here and We'll be right back." Natalie said.
"Oh James, Ask Remus if he wants to stay for dinner!" David said as they walked away with Rachel and Lily luggage.
"Remus? I haven't seen in sooo long! Since third year!" Rachel asked.
"Yeah he's here. He's changed a lot since you saw him. He's taller and stuff." James said. "Oh Lily, Remus is one of my best friends. We're really tight. He's awesome and loads of fun."
"Hey, Hey, Hey!" shouted a familiar voice.
"Shit it's Gay Spidy!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Ummm…maybe he's Bi-sexual!!!" Lily said.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed. "Gay Spiderman" came up to James dressed in jeans and t-shirt rather than he's airhottess clothes.
"Hey James!" Mikey aka Gay Spidy.
"Whaaat?!?!" Rachel and Lily exclaimed together.
"Oh shit, you guys!" Mikey said.
"Whaaat?!?!" James asked. "This is Rachel my sister and this is her best friend Lily. You guys this is Remus."
"Whaaat?!?!" Rachel, Remus, and Lily exclaimed.
"Remus, but you said your name was Micheal Sumer!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Well it sort of is." Remus explained ignoring James.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Micheal is my middle name and Sumer is Remus backwards." Remus continued explaining.
"You still lied! Your not gay…..are you?" Rachel asked.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"No of course not! I just made that up, for fun" Remus replied.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Fun? You lied…and you made me listen to details of you doing it in the bathroom with Jeff! All Lies!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Hey you lied too! You said you were Kirsten and Mary Jane. And then you try to come and hit on me!" Remus defended.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Hey, you guys should explain what your talking about to James." Lily interrupted.
"Your just saying that because you think that James's got a s-" Rachel got interrupted when Lily put her hand over Rachel's mouth.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Let me explain." Remus said. "See James, you know how my aunt owns the airlines thing well she got me this job thingy. Today's my last day. Anyways, so I was serving food when I asked these two what they wanted to eat. I heard your sister saying I was yummy or something. "Whaaat?!?!..okay, maybe" and Lily said something about being wrong about male slaps."
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Anyways, so they ask me my name so I tell 'em I'm Mikey Sumer. Lily says she's Kirsten and that Rachel is Mary Jane." Remus continued.
"Whaaat?!?!" James exclaimed.
"Whaaat?!?!" Lily replied. "I like Spiderman!"
"Yeah so, Rachel comes to hit on me "Whaaat?!?!..okay, maybe." You know it's true. And we start talking and then we were talking bout having sex in the airplane bathrooms."
"Whaaat?!?!" James asked. "Weird!"
"Okay, and then the plane was about land so I thought Wut the hell, Might as well. "Hey you ryhmed." Lily interrupted. And I told her that I was gay and details about Me and Jeff doing it in the little bathrooms."
"Haha!" James laughed. "Nice Moony."
"Whaaat?!?! James shut up! It was really mean." Rachel pouted.
"Ummm, I'm sowiee! Please? Forgive me!" Remus made puppy doggy eyes.
"Fine but you owe me, ummmm three favors." Rachel said.
"Okay, your wish is my command!" Remus said kissing her hand.
"Hey James you okay?" Lily asked.
"Woa, James buddy you alright?" Remus asked. James was turned red. He was sitting on the floor and it looked like he was thinking really hard and then all of a sudden he smiled.
"Ohhhhh." He exclaimed. "Remus is your Gay Spiderman!"
"Whaaat?!?!" Remus exclaimed.
A/N: I used "Whaaat?!?!" 23 times!!! Yay….hope you liked it….poor ol' confused James….GAY SPIDY = REMUS!!! Did anyone guess that? This chapter was just to explain that! I've gotta go do my HOMEWORK…ya think if I ignore it, that it might go away?..damn evil teachers……..anyways I luv you guys so pls review tell me what you think give me ideas….. anything….so ReViEw and I'll send a Gay Spidy ur way..but that might be good cuz he might turn out to Remus! Oh well just review…..luv ya, SLURPY
