A/N: Hey there…IM SOOOOO SORRY BOUT NOT UPDATING…I noe im horrible…sowie?…thankz for all the reviewz…all of u get a kiss frum me….MWAAAAAH…skool iz over….so maybe I'll update more….Anywayz….hope u enjoy the next chapter im just writin it as I go…..so any ideas….then help me out…..AND GUESS WHAT? Sirius will be in this one……YAY….hez such a cutie…..anywayz on wit it….
Potter Place…corny name I know
Everything was blurry, swirling, and spinning. Then suddenly BLAM Lily was covered by black soot and fell on something. It was kind of soft and nice. She looked down and there was someone else covered in black soot. He looked up and just stared at Lily.
"Hey James," Lily said. "How ya doing down there."
"Just fine." James grinned and stretched out. And the turned over and cuddled up like he was sleeping. But then, BLA-BLAM
"Ow shit. Lily did you just put on 100 pounds or something?" James said in pain.
"Naw it's just me." Remus said from the top. "Sorry, was I interrupting?"
"Get off you wanker," exclaimed James
A/N: wut the hell iz a wanker? Im jus using any british stuff I can…I noe wut a wanksta iz ….but prob. Not the same thing
Next came Rachel, Mr. Potter, and Mrs. Potter.
"Okay then, why don't you give Lily a tour. Give her the room next to James and it's all set up. I must go to check on the house-elves." Mrs. Potter said as she left for kicthen.
"You guys I better see if anyone is at home. They probably not there anyways, out working or something. I only come home twice a year and they're never there." Remus said.
"Hey Remus, you know they work hard they got a hard job being the Minister's advisors. Just try to talk to them. Make sure you come back for dinner if you leave. I'm off to the study my work is never done. Now, on with your tour." Mr. Potter said.
"Hey Reeeeemus, you gotta stay for our tour, come on you HAVE to!" James exclaimed.
"Naw, I gotta check on Dean."
"Please, c'mon. pwetty pweese!" Rachel pouted.
"Okay fine."
":Yay, Okay….Ahem Ahem." Rachel pulled out her wand and used it as a mike. (A/N: useful eh?) "Hello ladies and gentlemen boys and girls. We're proud to present the Potter Place, yes, corny name. However it's quite a nice place to live. Now to my co-host Jammers Jamesy."
"Thank you Rachie Roasty." And the tour began earning many laughs from Remus and Lily.
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"And our laaaaast stop. Our bedrooms." Rachel said as they went down a hallway with six doors. "First up, Remus's room. Let's take a peek."
She opened the door and there was a mess. Clothes, books, and boxers all over the floor.
"Hey, don't judge, I'm going to clean it out later." Remus said as he closed the door, and stood infront of it.
"Yea right, they all say that!" Next to it is your room Lily, then Jamesy's room. We won't even bother to see his mess. My room is across from James's room. And next to my room is…"
"Hey sexy lady, I like your flow, your body's banging, out of contooooool." A voice sang horribly from the room. A/N: Guess who?
"Good ol' Sirius." James finished.
"La la la something or another, can't remember the words, la la cause shaggy sings too fast. La la." Sirius sang as he opened the door. He was wearing colorful pyjammas with smiley faces all over it. And was wearing he's pyjamma top open. hottie
"Hey padfooty," Remus said nonchalantly. (A/N: alwayz wanted to use dat!)
"Hey, wutcha doin' up so early. I'm on my way to breakfast, Moo.." Sirius looks up. "Wha? What are you two doing…girls…who…girls…why…" Sirius stammered. "Where was I? Hey Rachel! That's Rachel." Sirius turns to Remus. "That's Rachel right? Are you Rachel?"
"Hey Siri…long time haven't seen you huh?" Rachel said. James, Sirius and Rachel had been childhood friends.
"Damn, it IS Rachel." Sirius hugged her. "You're the only one who calls me Siri. Why did no one tell me bout this?"
"Because you never listen. And I just didn't have the heart to wake you up." James said.
"Or the guts, he'd probably whack you across the room." Remus added.
"And you brought a friend how nice." Sirius continued. "James, be a gentleman, introduce me."
"Lily this is Sirius. He's stupid, conceited, wacky, weird, and hyper. "But that's why you love me!" Sirius this is Lily, Rachel's friend. She went to school in France with her, but she's really from England too."
"En France? Beinvenue mademoiselle. Tu es tres belle ce soir." Sirius said as he kissed her hand. (French= In France? Welcome mademoiselle. You are very pretty tonight.)
"Merci monsieur." (French= Thank you)
"That's bout all the French he knows other than Vous le vous couchez avec moi?" Remus added. (French= Will you sleep with me?)
"Hey, you aren't the French expert."
" N'ecoute pas l'idiot. Il aime le filles franciase mais il n'etudie pas le langue." Remus said in a perfect accent. (French=Don't listen to the idiot. He likes French girls but he never studied the language.)
"What?" Sirius said astonished.
"Aight, you guys I've really got to go check on Dean, nice meeting you girls, the plane ride was fun, see you later." Remus said.
"Plane ride? Why am I so out of the loooooop?" Sirius pouted.
"Hey I'll explain it to you as we walk down to breakfast, you know your having breakfast at three. Three in the bloody afternoon!" Remus said as they walked off.
"So you know the whole French deal you weren't dissing me right? Cause I'm pretty sure I heard idiot or something." Sirius asked as they walked off.
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"Rach, I'm done." Lily said after she finished. Her room was magnificent. It was baby blue and white. She had a huge bed and her own bathroom, which was as big as her room back home. "Damn girl, your house is big! You're loaded!"
"You should see Remus's house. He's more loaded than any of us."
"Reeeemuuusss…Your gay spidy, wow! Wasn't that a coincident that he was Remus. Guess you were destined to be together."
"Nah, maybe he doesn't like me and who said I liked him."
"Don't lie girl."
"What about you? Checking out my brother! Nasty."
"I don't know your brother though. So I can't like him since I don't know him. But he is damn cute."
"You think his gooorgeus. You wanna hooold him. You wanna kiiiss him." Rachel sang as the door opened.
"Ah, you guys singing about me." Remus said laughing.
"Nope we were singing bout…"
"Spiderman." Lily filled in and then burst into laughs.
"What's up with this whole Spiderman thing? Anyways, Rachie I brought my little brother over okay? He's sleeping in my room."
"Aww, Dean! Lily, Remus's brother is soooo cute, and he's such a sweetie."
"Yeah he's a ladies man. He tries to flirt with everyone, even my girlfriends."
"Bet they dump you for him." Rachel teased.
" Would you?"
"Hell yea!"
"Damn it."
"Awww, poor Remus." Lily said.
"Hey! Wussup people?" Sirius said as James and him burst in.
"Doesn't anyone knock? I think I should put up a sign. Oh well everyone sit down" They all sat on Rachel's bed. Sirius was lying down in the center.
"Hey Remmy is back all ready." Sirius said.
"Moony what happened with you parents?" James said.
"They weren't home. And Mum gave the house elves the day off, and then left the house. And so when I got there Dean was sleeping in Romolous's arms. He told me, he came to get some papers for his Auror college class. And found Dean crying from a bad dream and no one there to comfort him. I swear…They're so…It's just…"
"Calm down Moony, It's okay."
"Dean is here? YAY! He has good prank ideas. Smart little kid and only 7 years old. Reminds me of myself when I was young." Sirius mused.
"Who's Romolous?" Lily asked.
"Oh he's my older brother. He's in Auror College and is about 19 right now."
"Hey you guys, Angela owled and came back from her friend's place. She's going to come by for the formal dinner thing day after tomorrow, but she's just visiting. Next week she might stay for a while." James said.
"Angela, tomorrow, coming!" Sirius yelled as he sat up.
"Angela is our friend from Hogwarts. She lives close by. She's really cool." Remus explained.
"Angela, no you guys….it's….what…no!" Sirius said.
"Sirius likes her but doesn't think she likes him, and we made him promise to tell her this summer."
"Tell the whole world why don't you James?"
"Relax Sirius, maybe we could help you out." Lily said.
"See I really like Angela, but she thinks I'm a player. Well, I sort of am a player, but I wouldn't play her. She's really sweet, nice, funny, cute, I could go on forever. And she's the only girl in our year who doesn't have a crush on James, Remus, or me and that I actually like for her personality. I'm not trying to sound big headed but it's true cause we have a lot of bimbo girls in our school. But I swear she's different."
"Damn a serious Sirius." Rachel joked.
"Haha, not funny!"
"Wait there's a formal dinner soon? Lily, we have got to go SHOPPING! Yay!" Rachel exclaimed.
A/N: I know that was a pathetic ending. My bad! I will update next chapter VERY soon. Look out for: girly shopping with SIRIUS, couple of pranks, meeting Dean and Angela, and of course the formal dinner!
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