The Magic Brownies: Part two!

You want more! I'm most pleased…*grins * okay!

Title: The Magic Brownies, part two!

Rating: PG-13 for obi-related humor and sexual content…along with language.

Disclaimer: Spider man does not belong to me.  Neither does surfing, or skateboarding.  Most importantly, Star wars does not belong to me-alas.

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Palpatine lay back, and enjoyed being the boss.

                He did it often, flaunting his power like a professional.  You weren't a dark lord of the Sith, along with the most powerful man in the galaxy without learning to enjoy things as they were.  And right about now…things were perfect.

" My lord?"

Well, almost perfect-

                " What is it?" his secretary, a D-R172, called " Doris" was as annoying as a Bantha in heat.  She was bronze in color with a high-pitched vox.  The only thing more annoying would be if-

" Sir, Obi-wan Kenobi left you a…gift- he called it.  I don't know what to say, however-"

                Chancellor Palpatine frowned as Doris rolled forward and placed a dark square of baked good on his desk.  It smelled good, and as Doris walked away he shoved it into his mouth like a cookie, scarfing it down with cookie monster like noises.

He grinned slowly.

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Obi-wan left Padme's apartment feeling mighty pleased.

                " I will send Milady your greetings master Jedi." Sabe had bowed as he winked at her.  Obviously, he felt, she had been quite pleased with his actions-he had always been smooth.

                " Master!"

Obi turned and let out a girlish shriek, " Eep! The fuzz!"

He bolted.

                Anakin would have given chase save for the girlish giggling that had suddenly erupted from Padme's apartment.  He felt himself grin, dispite the fact that the galaxy might end depending on his decision.

" Oh Anakin…"

Anakin gulped and turned.

                Padme was beautiful.  Anakin thought her lovelier then any goddess of love in any religion or cult.  Her long brown hair was unbraided, cascading over her lovely shoulders.  She was wearing some kind of slinky moth fiber; wearing a cape made completely of pearls and rubies over it…it wasn't her usual extravagance-however-

" What, never seen a woman before?"

                He stumbled forward, his mind screaming at him, tearing him in two.  He paused, and then gulped loudly.

" Hi…P-Pa-Padme."

" Skywalker" Sabe poked a slim neck and lovely pale shoulders around the queen, " We need your help."

Dorme, slightly older yet no less sexy poked her head out, " we were wondering"

Corde danced out, wearing what he guessed passed for pajamas, " Who looked better with their shirt off, you- or master kenobi."

                There comes a time in every young man's life where he must take the bull by the horns and charge.  Where the force, god, or the proverbial sprits that is offer that young man the opportunity of a lifetime.  Before Anakin Skywalker, Chosen one of the force, was perhaps the Goddess of beauty and her attendants.  All were seemingly incapacitated mentally, all were appearing willing to see him-as they put it-with his shirt off.

                Force…sexual women, all wanting to see me naked…or…chase after my nutty master…sex, or master, sex, or duty, sex or devotion to the cause that I serve-

Not even a Jedi could have prepared himself for that choice.  In one quick motion Anakin had his shirt off and was turning like a Devonian model.  It was all of his Jedi restraint that kept him from saying, " Here I am, enjoy."

" HA!" Corde said, " Pay up Dorme, but I think we all owe Padme for that one. Go soul sistah!" she slapped Padme a high five and counted her money.  Anakin did another turn, and just as it was being completed he felt Padme's weight press against his chest.

" I want you Jedi-man." She looked adoringly into his eyes, " Take me!"

He frowned.

                The look in her eyes hadn't been one of…true love, but lust, brought on chemically.  He felt a flash of anger, which brought him off the high from being wanted by four women at once.

" If somebody sees the senator from Naboo half naked in a hallway then we're both going to get in trouble." He pushed her away from him, " Did you eat anything that Master Kenobi gave you?"

                " Brownie good-" she fainted into his arms.  He swore, picked her up, and attempting to ignore the game of twister going on in the far corner.  Padme had a fairly outdated holo of Spiderman playing, which Sabe was giggling at.   He sighed, and then left his one true love asleep on the couch.

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 Daily proceedings in the senate.

                " Next item is the Scandal of assistant Levy and her disappearance." The senate moderator read aloud, " All new information brought to the floor will be brought before the Chancellor."

Chancellor Palpatine nodded, grinning light a Gungan.

                Two Jedi stepped forward.  Master Loki Rain and his Padawan Jeta Hun were bored with their assignment, and slightly annoyed by having kept waiting so long.  Jeta stood a few feet back, as Chancellor Palpatine gazed at her Master.

                " DAMN!" Palpatine's old face exploded, " So…what Dildo? What in the bloody world? You found her what?" he shook his head, " I'm sorry. What course of action do you suggest?"

                Loki repeated his suggestion and moaned slightly as Chancellor Palpatine stood up, smacking his head on a news droid for GN-Span, the Galactic News network.

" What a good suggestion!"

Loki bowed and Jeta mirrored him, " Thank you your excellency"

" A groin –grabbing good suggestion."

Loki began backing away slowly.

                " I have an announcement to make!" Palpatine stood up, " I'm going to enjoy dissolving this body! You fat and lazy peeps do nothing but make a lot of noise! Nobody really cares about the issues, and someday, I'm going to be emperor and we're going to have ourselves a little Roman Empire! Not firkin' America's C-span!"

Senator Palpatine dropped to the floor of the Senate chamber with a splat.

(OOC: and there was much rejoicing from Palpatine haters)

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Obi-wan grinned and fell.

                Skydiving was always something he had wanted to try, and now, flying through the atmosphere, it was indeed a glorious experience.  Skydiving in the middle of traffic was even better.

" Can I help you Master Jedi?"

" Conducting an experiment with the force!" it was the excuse he had been using on every single cop in what must have been the Tri-County area to explain why a Jedi Knight was periodically jumping off of buildings.

" You wouldn't happen to know what's going on down at the Jedi temple would you?"

Besides my Mischief reaping benefits? Obi thought, out loud however, he shook his head.

" Oh." The cop took on a more friendly gesture, " I wouldn't want to be up there with you guys! Apparently some of the-what-do-you-call-it Padawans was randomly flinging people out of cars with the force." The cop frowned, and then grinned, " Well, we'll put a stop to that! Thanks for all your help!"

Obi grinned right back, " That's why I'm here." He dove down as the car drove away.

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Anakin had heard reports of a random nutcase skydiving in the city's main thoroughfares.

It had obi-wan's fingerprints all over it.

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Well? Like that did you? More coming! Oh and anything that doesn't look familiar I made up.  Feel free to use! J Also, no pun intended at making fun of Chandra Levy's disappearance.  My prayers go out to her family in this time.