THE MAGIC BROWNIES: 3
More of the Magic brownies adventures!
Title: Magic brownies and bounty hunters
Summary: Obi-wan gets captured by Jango fett. Then obi-wan is captured by two cops, then, obi-wan and Anakin duke it out.
Rating: pg-13
Disclaimer: Computers don't belong to me, Surfing don't belong to me, Star wars doesn't belong to me- * sight *
Note: expect cameos! Cameos don't belong to me either!
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Jango was, for the moment, doing nothing illegal.
As a matter of fact, he was busy thinking of something to get for his son for his birthday. A blaster didn't seem right, and the last present he bought had nearly eaten him-
He heard rustling behind some boxes.
Courscant was not without its dangers. Jango drew his blaster and waived it threateningly.
" I'm Armed! Show yourself if you don't want to die!"
" Oh please!" a tall, longhaired man stood up. Jango's first impression was miscreant, until he saw the Jedi uniform.
" Oh please what?"
The man sighed, " Look, you're going to do this." He pulled out a blaster and fired, " Then I'm going to do this" without warning Jango's small silver blaster shot out of his hand, " Then we're going to fight for a bit. Then I'm going to win." The man put his hands on his hips, " So, why don't you just HAVE A BROWNIE! And walk away."
" Jango Fett does not walk away from anything!" Jango exploded. Literally exploded, I mean his silver blaster went off in his hand and began blasting beams of light all over the place.
After the fireworks were done the tall man jumped, almost catlike, and landed atop a box. Jango was sitting on the ground and the tall man was staring pointedly into his face.
" Have a brownie!" the man said in a Gungan manner, then, without warning, he leapt into the air and scampered away into the night.
Jango was left alone.
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" Oh what happened?"
Palpatine came too; he was lying on the floor. The two Jedi he had been speaking too were bent over him.
" You fell!" the man grinned.
" And you went splat." His Padawan grinned.
Palpatine couldn't believe it.
" I DIDN'T BOUNCE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
((OOC: and the fans blink and shake their heads _))
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Anakin had arrived at Jar Jar's home.
It took all the effort, all the fiber in his body to make him stay his course and not travel down the hall to Padme's room.
The door opened, and there stood JARJAR.
Now the reader will wonder what side effects the brownie had on dear JARJAR. He already is one of the ((OOC: in my opinion)) worst characters in star wars. He's crazy, nutty, and he sounds like Bad Rastafarian.
" Greetings young Skywalker!" JarJar enveloped him in a hug, " I was just about to set down and watch some of my Masterpiece theater episodes on holovision…would you care to join me?"
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
JarJar frowned, staring at Anakin who had pressed himself to the wall.
" Dear boy, what's the matter?"
" Man, you no sound like bad Jamaican man no more!" Anakin was pointing furiously, " Your voice has a…a…Sonorous quality!"
There was a silence as the two-dollar word sunk in.
" Why my speech impediment removed itself after Master Kenobi paid a visit." JarJar said. Anakin noticed the inside of his room was covered with fake Persian rugs and pictures of humans in weird clothing, " Ah! Admiring my art?" JarJar pointed at a painting, " Fascinating subject, early middle ages on earth…"
"Did Obi-wan give you a…brownie?"
" Yes…the poor man seemed quite distraught. He had about six of them left and he was talking about-Box office grosses I believe. Yes, grosses for something called attack of the clones-"
" Got to go!" Anakin picked up on his master's force trail. Unfortunately, rather then JarJar being annoying or Jamaican when on magic brownies he was simply political analyst boring.
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" FREEZE!" said Cop one
" STOP!" said Cop two
" HALT" said Cop one again.
" IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
Obi-wan grinned.
" Officers of the law…BROUGHT DOWN BY THE POWER OF MAGIC BROWNIES!" he pumped a fist into the air and stared at the two blue suited humanoids and grinned. He dove out of the way and fell off the building.
Now's the part when I spin my Spidey web and fly to safety with my amazing Spider powers!
Obi-wan thrust out a hand, " Go web!"
Nothing.
" Fly webbing!"
" Go string!"
" Go Spidey powers!"
The truth hit him in a shocking series of close ups.
" OH GOD! WRONG MOVIEEEEEEE-"
* THUMP *
Obi-wan looked up, " I'm ALIVE!" he pumped his fists in the air, " I, feel so alive! For the very first time! I feel alive beside you!" Obi-wan peered into the moon roof to see a man with dark brown hair wearing a suit and a woman with red hair staring up at him. He grinned, flashed a peace sign, and dove.
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In the car…
Mulder- yet more proof scully!
Scully- Will you knock it off! We know the truth is out there, the fans know the truth is out there, and more importantly, we're in the middle of alien city! There's NO WAY IN THE GREAT PIT OF CANCOON THAT THERE COULDN'T BE ALIENS!
Mulder- it's carcoon, not cancoon.
Scully- oh shut it up fanboy! Just shut it up!
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Anakin had * cough * commandeered a police car from two * cough * incapacitated cops.
He turned onto the main street as he saw his master fall from a plain black speeder.
" MASTER!"
He dove, down, down, down…
Caught him!
" Good move Anakin!" obi-wan raised his head, " But can you duplicate it for the movie-going audience!"
Anakin pulled over to a nearby school building and landed in the lot.
" Master, I'm taking you back to the Temple." Anakin drew his saber, " And I don't want to do it the hard way."
Obi-wan giggled and began flinging playground equipment at his apprentice.
" There's something you don't know…" Anakin began blocking each IFO as it came
((OOC: IFO, Identifiable Flying object))
" What?" Anakin said contemptuously, " That you're higher then a Corvette on hyper drive? More incapacitated then a Pod accident victim? Sillier then the dialogue in Episode one?"
" No!" Obi-wan cried, " I AM YOUR FATHER!"
((OOC: and there was much explaining to be had))
There was a pause in the fight scene, " Um…that's my line."
Obi-wan blinked, " Oh right. Mah bad!"
Anakin nodded, but before they could do anything further, a gigantic roar was heard.
" Oh my god-" said cop one
" Oh dear." Said scully
" Oh man-" said Jango
" Oh my." Said JarJar
" Oh Shi-" Said Mulder
" IT'S GODZILLA!" screamed obi-wan and Anakin together.
((OOC: by this time the fans were slumped from all the bad fanfic writing going on:)))
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Chapter three! I know you all just LOVED it :)
More forthcoming.
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me…
(
More of the Magic brownies adventures!
Title: Magic brownies and bounty hunters
Summary: Obi-wan gets captured by Jango fett. Then obi-wan is captured by two cops, then, obi-wan and Anakin duke it out.
Rating: pg-13
Disclaimer: Computers don't belong to me, Surfing don't belong to me, Star wars doesn't belong to me- * sight *
Note: expect cameos! Cameos don't belong to me either!
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Jango was, for the moment, doing nothing illegal.
As a matter of fact, he was busy thinking of something to get for his son for his birthday. A blaster didn't seem right, and the last present he bought had nearly eaten him-
He heard rustling behind some boxes.
Courscant was not without its dangers. Jango drew his blaster and waived it threateningly.
" I'm Armed! Show yourself if you don't want to die!"
" Oh please!" a tall, longhaired man stood up. Jango's first impression was miscreant, until he saw the Jedi uniform.
" Oh please what?"
The man sighed, " Look, you're going to do this." He pulled out a blaster and fired, " Then I'm going to do this" without warning Jango's small silver blaster shot out of his hand, " Then we're going to fight for a bit. Then I'm going to win." The man put his hands on his hips, " So, why don't you just HAVE A BROWNIE! And walk away."
" Jango Fett does not walk away from anything!" Jango exploded. Literally exploded, I mean his silver blaster went off in his hand and began blasting beams of light all over the place.
After the fireworks were done the tall man jumped, almost catlike, and landed atop a box. Jango was sitting on the ground and the tall man was staring pointedly into his face.
" Have a brownie!" the man said in a Gungan manner, then, without warning, he leapt into the air and scampered away into the night.
Jango was left alone.
------------------------------
" Oh what happened?"
Palpatine came too; he was lying on the floor. The two Jedi he had been speaking too were bent over him.
" You fell!" the man grinned.
" And you went splat." His Padawan grinned.
Palpatine couldn't believe it.
" I DIDN'T BOUNCE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
((OOC: and the fans blink and shake their heads _))
------------------------------
Anakin had arrived at Jar Jar's home.
It took all the effort, all the fiber in his body to make him stay his course and not travel down the hall to Padme's room.
The door opened, and there stood JARJAR.
Now the reader will wonder what side effects the brownie had on dear JARJAR. He already is one of the ((OOC: in my opinion)) worst characters in star wars. He's crazy, nutty, and he sounds like Bad Rastafarian.
" Greetings young Skywalker!" JarJar enveloped him in a hug, " I was just about to set down and watch some of my Masterpiece theater episodes on holovision…would you care to join me?"
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
JarJar frowned, staring at Anakin who had pressed himself to the wall.
" Dear boy, what's the matter?"
" Man, you no sound like bad Jamaican man no more!" Anakin was pointing furiously, " Your voice has a…a…Sonorous quality!"
There was a silence as the two-dollar word sunk in.
" Why my speech impediment removed itself after Master Kenobi paid a visit." JarJar said. Anakin noticed the inside of his room was covered with fake Persian rugs and pictures of humans in weird clothing, " Ah! Admiring my art?" JarJar pointed at a painting, " Fascinating subject, early middle ages on earth…"
"Did Obi-wan give you a…brownie?"
" Yes…the poor man seemed quite distraught. He had about six of them left and he was talking about-Box office grosses I believe. Yes, grosses for something called attack of the clones-"
" Got to go!" Anakin picked up on his master's force trail. Unfortunately, rather then JarJar being annoying or Jamaican when on magic brownies he was simply political analyst boring.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
" FREEZE!" said Cop one
" STOP!" said Cop two
" HALT" said Cop one again.
" IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
Obi-wan grinned.
" Officers of the law…BROUGHT DOWN BY THE POWER OF MAGIC BROWNIES!" he pumped a fist into the air and stared at the two blue suited humanoids and grinned. He dove out of the way and fell off the building.
Now's the part when I spin my Spidey web and fly to safety with my amazing Spider powers!
Obi-wan thrust out a hand, " Go web!"
Nothing.
" Fly webbing!"
" Go string!"
" Go Spidey powers!"
The truth hit him in a shocking series of close ups.
" OH GOD! WRONG MOVIEEEEEEE-"
* THUMP *
Obi-wan looked up, " I'm ALIVE!" he pumped his fists in the air, " I, feel so alive! For the very first time! I feel alive beside you!" Obi-wan peered into the moon roof to see a man with dark brown hair wearing a suit and a woman with red hair staring up at him. He grinned, flashed a peace sign, and dove.
-------------------
In the car…
Mulder- yet more proof scully!
Scully- Will you knock it off! We know the truth is out there, the fans know the truth is out there, and more importantly, we're in the middle of alien city! There's NO WAY IN THE GREAT PIT OF CANCOON THAT THERE COULDN'T BE ALIENS!
Mulder- it's carcoon, not cancoon.
Scully- oh shut it up fanboy! Just shut it up!
--------------------------------------
Anakin had * cough * commandeered a police car from two * cough * incapacitated cops.
He turned onto the main street as he saw his master fall from a plain black speeder.
" MASTER!"
He dove, down, down, down…
Caught him!
" Good move Anakin!" obi-wan raised his head, " But can you duplicate it for the movie-going audience!"
Anakin pulled over to a nearby school building and landed in the lot.
" Master, I'm taking you back to the Temple." Anakin drew his saber, " And I don't want to do it the hard way."
Obi-wan giggled and began flinging playground equipment at his apprentice.
" There's something you don't know…" Anakin began blocking each IFO as it came
((OOC: IFO, Identifiable Flying object))
" What?" Anakin said contemptuously, " That you're higher then a Corvette on hyper drive? More incapacitated then a Pod accident victim? Sillier then the dialogue in Episode one?"
" No!" Obi-wan cried, " I AM YOUR FATHER!"
((OOC: and there was much explaining to be had))
There was a pause in the fight scene, " Um…that's my line."
Obi-wan blinked, " Oh right. Mah bad!"
Anakin nodded, but before they could do anything further, a gigantic roar was heard.
" Oh my god-" said cop one
" Oh dear." Said scully
" Oh man-" said Jango
" Oh my." Said JarJar
" Oh Shi-" Said Mulder
" IT'S GODZILLA!" screamed obi-wan and Anakin together.
((OOC: by this time the fans were slumped from all the bad fanfic writing going on:)))
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Chapter three! I know you all just LOVED it :)
More forthcoming.
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me…
(
