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Title: Magic Brownies and Godzilla.
Summery: continuous harrowing adventures of the magic brownies. Obi-wan and Anakin are interrupted in their duel by…GODZILLA! What is he doing in Courscant? And what effect will the magic brownies have on him!
Disclaimer: By now this should be cursory, I own nothing here unless it seems familiar and copyrighted, sorry.
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Courscant erupted into chaos.
For the sake of the viewing public who might find this story too offensive, and the carnage of Godzilla too violent, we have shorted the scene into script format.
-The Management.
Godzilla- " ROOOOOAAAARRR"
Various aliens- " AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Japanese extras- oh…no…it…. is…Godzilla!
- Godzilla sneaks up behind a very large building-
Godzilla- " BOO!"
Loud crowd uproar- DON'T DO THAT!
- Godzilla knocks over some buildings a'la 50's B-movie style-
Godzilla- (translated from dinosaur) HAH! Look at me crushing puny computer generated buildings when I had my origins in the 50's…before anybody knew what a computer was! Now, I shall laugh, because it is funny! And when something is funny, you should laugh!
-Godzilla proceeds to laugh-
Now that that's over, we shall switch back to regular dialogue.
" HOLY SHIT!" Anakin said, completely forgetting obi-wan," That's a mother' fuckin' dinosaur!"
" Watch your language my YOUNG PADAWAN LEARNER!" said obi-wan making sure to accent each of those words because he knew that they would piss Anakin off, " WE CAN AND WILL DEFEAT IT?"
" Uh…How?"
For a moment, Anakin reverted to his surfer-badboy-I'm-a-chick-magnet look, and began to drool from his mouth.
" Well," Obi-wan said as he strode forward, " Like this-"
But before he could do whatever he was going to do he tripped over some spare * cough * wire cable from * cough * filming, and three of the last six brownies when flying straight into Godzilla's open gullet.
There was complete silence.
Nearby, (since even Courscant residents could not go without entertainment of the themepark variety) was an amusement park of the non- themed-more-county fair type.
At the Amusement park was a ride called " The THING!"
Now the thing looked like a very common earth toy with a wheel and magnetic bars connecting to a handle. The wheel was free falling, connected by two large magnetic bands that held it too the bars. Drawn by the force of pulleys, the wheel went up and down in several motions.
Godzilla, now " Whacked out" on " Magic" brownies, grabbed the ride from the base.
" OOOOOH." Said Godzilla
" AHHHHHH" said the populace.
Needless to say, this went on for quite some time. Because those toys with the wheels are very simple…but VERY addictive.
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Several hours later (but still nighttime)
Palpatine danced out of the imperial * cough* I mean Republic senate in a pink tutu and grinned at the now whacked out populace.
" My plan," Palpatine said grandly, " Is finally coming into motion."
There was a brief noise as the author appeared in a blaze of glory.
" Really?" she said, " Do let me in on it, I was about to write the next chapter."
There was a pregnant silence as the Author Dragged Palpatine away to have him explain his " plan" to her.
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" That's it." Anakin blinked and backed away, " It is time to follow suit. For when in Rome…."
Obi-wan was still Staring at Godzilla who was still bouncing the wheel ride up and down.
Without pausing to think about it, Anakin SHOVED the brownie into his mouth and waited.
For a few seconds nothing happened, then, without warning….
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anakin grabbed obi-wan's underwear and with a mighty force heave, gave him a force wedgy.
" OWWWIEEEEE!" obi-wan said, " You done man! I'm gonna bust a cap on your ass!" Obi-wan shoved another brownie in his mouth and force wedgied Anakin right back.
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A short chapter! But more forthcoming! Soon to come…
MAGIC BROWNIES AND THE ATTACK OF THE DERANGED, MUTANT, KILLER, MONSTER…FANBASE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Plus more appearances by whacked out mulder and doped up Scully who have NO IDEA as to their purpose in this fanfic!
Merchandising rights!
And FAN SERVICE!
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Title: Magic Brownies and Godzilla.
Summery: continuous harrowing adventures of the magic brownies. Obi-wan and Anakin are interrupted in their duel by…GODZILLA! What is he doing in Courscant? And what effect will the magic brownies have on him!
Disclaimer: By now this should be cursory, I own nothing here unless it seems familiar and copyrighted, sorry.
----------------------
Courscant erupted into chaos.
For the sake of the viewing public who might find this story too offensive, and the carnage of Godzilla too violent, we have shorted the scene into script format.
-The Management.
Godzilla- " ROOOOOAAAARRR"
Various aliens- " AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Japanese extras- oh…no…it…. is…Godzilla!
- Godzilla sneaks up behind a very large building-
Godzilla- " BOO!"
Loud crowd uproar- DON'T DO THAT!
- Godzilla knocks over some buildings a'la 50's B-movie style-
Godzilla- (translated from dinosaur) HAH! Look at me crushing puny computer generated buildings when I had my origins in the 50's…before anybody knew what a computer was! Now, I shall laugh, because it is funny! And when something is funny, you should laugh!
-Godzilla proceeds to laugh-
Now that that's over, we shall switch back to regular dialogue.
" HOLY SHIT!" Anakin said, completely forgetting obi-wan," That's a mother' fuckin' dinosaur!"
" Watch your language my YOUNG PADAWAN LEARNER!" said obi-wan making sure to accent each of those words because he knew that they would piss Anakin off, " WE CAN AND WILL DEFEAT IT?"
" Uh…How?"
For a moment, Anakin reverted to his surfer-badboy-I'm-a-chick-magnet look, and began to drool from his mouth.
" Well," Obi-wan said as he strode forward, " Like this-"
But before he could do whatever he was going to do he tripped over some spare * cough * wire cable from * cough * filming, and three of the last six brownies when flying straight into Godzilla's open gullet.
There was complete silence.
Nearby, (since even Courscant residents could not go without entertainment of the themepark variety) was an amusement park of the non- themed-more-county fair type.
At the Amusement park was a ride called " The THING!"
Now the thing looked like a very common earth toy with a wheel and magnetic bars connecting to a handle. The wheel was free falling, connected by two large magnetic bands that held it too the bars. Drawn by the force of pulleys, the wheel went up and down in several motions.
Godzilla, now " Whacked out" on " Magic" brownies, grabbed the ride from the base.
" OOOOOH." Said Godzilla
" AHHHHHH" said the populace.
Needless to say, this went on for quite some time. Because those toys with the wheels are very simple…but VERY addictive.
---------------------
Several hours later (but still nighttime)
Palpatine danced out of the imperial * cough* I mean Republic senate in a pink tutu and grinned at the now whacked out populace.
" My plan," Palpatine said grandly, " Is finally coming into motion."
There was a brief noise as the author appeared in a blaze of glory.
" Really?" she said, " Do let me in on it, I was about to write the next chapter."
There was a pregnant silence as the Author Dragged Palpatine away to have him explain his " plan" to her.
---------------------
" That's it." Anakin blinked and backed away, " It is time to follow suit. For when in Rome…."
Obi-wan was still Staring at Godzilla who was still bouncing the wheel ride up and down.
Without pausing to think about it, Anakin SHOVED the brownie into his mouth and waited.
For a few seconds nothing happened, then, without warning….
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anakin grabbed obi-wan's underwear and with a mighty force heave, gave him a force wedgy.
" OWWWIEEEEE!" obi-wan said, " You done man! I'm gonna bust a cap on your ass!" Obi-wan shoved another brownie in his mouth and force wedgied Anakin right back.
----------------
A short chapter! But more forthcoming! Soon to come…
MAGIC BROWNIES AND THE ATTACK OF THE DERANGED, MUTANT, KILLER, MONSTER…FANBASE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Plus more appearances by whacked out mulder and doped up Scully who have NO IDEA as to their purpose in this fanfic!
Merchandising rights!
And FAN SERVICE!
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