Disclaimer: don't own 'em...wish I did but I don't! Only thing I own in this fic. Is the pink elephant! He comes and visits me while I'm sick too!

Warnings: daaaaaaa nothing too bad right now..just sever weirdness...it'll get heavier later...

Notes: My second attempt at TasxChiri yaoi, I'm writing this while I'm sick.just as sick as Chichiri is in this fic. Sooo this is gonna get weird..very weird..anyways on with the fic.!!

Pink Elephants advice

"You're sick."

"'m fine...no daaaaa.."

Tasuki took the thermometer out of Chichiri's mouth and read his temperature.

"102.5! Told ya you were sick."

"daaaa bite me.."

Tasuki grinned and grabbed some medicine.

"Is that an invitation? Here take this, it'll make ya feel better."

Chichiri took the pills from Tasuki and swallowed them. Tasuki got off the bed and went for his keys.

"I'm gonna go to the pharmacy and get ya some more medicine. You stay here and rest."

Chichiri nodded and Tasuki left. Thirty minutes later Chichiri was slipping in and out of consciousness when all of a sudden he saw the table by his bed turn into a small, sd, pink, elephant.

"N-nani, no da??"

Chichiri sat up and stared at the creature for a minute.

"Anou...."

The creature stared at Chichiri and then spoke.

"Hello Chichiri!"

Chichiri stared and placed a hand on his forehead.

"Yup I still have a fever, no da."

The elephant laughed and spoke once again.

"You seem distressed."

Chichiri glared at the elephant.

"Well I am sick, no da."

"There must be something else on your mind. I can tell."

"Wait.aren't you suppose to appear for people when their drunk?"

The elephant laughed again.

"I suppose that's the rumor, but your so drugged up I figured you wouldn't notice."

Chichiri just nodded.

"Anyways, since I'm here, I can give you advice about anything."

Chichiri raised an eyebrow and spoke.

"Anou.why would I want advice from an elephant..a pink one at that, no da?"

"Because your so drugged up on medicines and you're already talking to me."

"I really don't like you, no da."

To be continued...when I'm not drugged up on medicine.. ____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Kit: *dazed* daaaaaa.how'd ya like it...I know it was short but I'm running a fever...

Chichiri: I'm talking to a _pink_ elephant, no da?

Kit: h-hai..

Tasuki: I wasn't in it that much...

Kit: Well I'm not through with it..trust me there will be more of you soon.

Muse: hehe..you'll update it very soon.

Kit: daaaaaaaa you can't make me...anyways..please R&R it will help me update it sooner.I'm gonna go take some medicine.and finish the next chapter when I'm not seeing more than one elephant..daaaaaa