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Notes: It's here! Ch.3!!! I really didn't think people would like this. But they do! ^^ ok soo all you people are in for a treat.this is a heavy lime! Almost lemon..but I'm no good at lemons! This is the best I can do right now!! Gomen! Anyways, I feel awful for not doin' this sooner, THANK YOU TO ALLLLL MY REVIEWERS!!!!!!

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Keimei: Yup more pink elephants.I'm havin' too much fun! Yet so shall Chiri!

*ahem* Really, thank you all!!! Well quick warnings, shonen ai, duh, heavy lime!, and madness pure madness.of course I am writin' this! Enjoy and please Review!!!

Pink Elephants advice: Ch.3 No more pink elephants.right?

Later that day Chichiri fell back asleep. Tasuki went into their room to check on him.

"Finally..maybe I should take him ta th' doctor."

Tasuki went of to Chichiri I and placed his hand on his lover's forehead.

"hmmm his fever is gone, guess he doesn't need ta go ta th' doctor."

He was about to go back to the living room when Chichiri started to stir.

"Tas.uki?"

"Hey! You're awake! How'dya feel? I think your fever has gone down."

"I'm feeling much better, no da!"

Tasuki laughed.

"No more pink elephants?"

Chichiri blushed.

"Hai, no more pink elephants, na no da."

"Why did ya see 'em in th' first place?"

"Probably due to the fact my fever was high and I was on a lot of medicine. My mind started showing me delusions, no da. And~"

Tasuki waved his hands.

"Forget I asked! Ya want somethin' ta eat?"

Chichiri nodded.

"Hai, no da!"

"Ok stay here and I'll make you somethin'!"

Tasuki headed for the kitchen while Chichiri laid back down and rested.

"Daaaa I can't believe I was talking to an elephant, no da!"

"And what's wrong with that?"

Chichiri jumped at the sound of the familiar voice.

"What are you doing here?? I'm not sick anymore, no da! Oh no! I'm talking to it again, no da!!"

Sure enough the pink elephant was back and it started to laugh.

"Tasuki, no da!!!"

At the sound of his lover's cry Tasuki came into the room.

"Chiri! What's th' matter?"

Chichiri pointed to the elephant or rather the table.

"Rekka Shinen that, no da!"

Tasuki raised an eyebrow.

"Ummm Chiri, why do ya want me ta burn th' table?"

"It's not a table! It's one of those pink elephants, no da!"

Tasuki went over to Chichiri and felt his forehead.

"Your fever is up again."

"Tasuki, use your flames!!!"

Tasuki shook his head.

"I'm not burning th' table."

"Fine! I'll destroy the demonic elephant, no da!"

Chichiri started to chant a spell.

"Chichiri!! Stop! That's a table!! Not an elephant!!"

Unfortunately for Tasuki, it was too late. Chichiri grinned triumphantly.

"Ha! Take that, no da!"

Chichiri fell back onto the bed and shut his eye.

"daaa too much energy."

Tasuki just stood there in shock.

"Why th' hell did ya.~"

Chichiri opened his eye and looked around to find the table destroyed.

"Tasuki, no da! What happened to the table, no da?!?"

Tasuki hung his head down in defeat.

"I burned it. Come on ya need ta eat somethin'."

Chichiri looked at Tasuki confused and followed him into the kitchen.

"Tas-chan, why did you burn the table, no da?"

Tasuki shook his head.

"I dunno jus' did."

"Ok. We'll get a new on tomorrow, no da."

"Chiri, are ya still seein' those damn elephants?"

"Iya. I already told you! But one did appear in my dream, no da! I ended up destroying it, no da. It felt so real too!"

"Uh-hu.."

They went toward the kitchen and ate. Later they went into the living room and watched TV Chichiri was lying in Tasuki's lap sleeping contently. Tasuki smiled when he looked down.

"Guess I'll but him back ta bed."

He was about to pick him up when memories of earlier came to him.

"Or, I'll jus' let him stay like this."

Tasuki shifted around and got comfortable. He slowly drifted off to sleep. Chichiri opened his eye and smirked. He placed himself on top of Tasuki.

"Oh, Tasuki-chan, no da, you're in for a treat."

Chichiri used his most seductive voice to wake up Tasuki.

"Tasuki, love, wake up no da.."

Tasuki opened his eyes slowly and saw the position he was in.

"Chi.chiri??"

Chichiri put on a seductive smile.

"Hai, no da."

Before Tasuki could speak, Chichiri placed his lips on him. He deepened the kiss and explored Tasuki's mouth with his toung. Tasuki moaned as Chicihri started to remove his shirt. Chichiri broke the kiss and kissed down his neck.

"Oi Chiri, what was in that medicine?"

Chichiri didn't answer and continued to kiss Tasuki down to his chest. He played around with Tasuki's nipples while Tasuki moaned in delight. Chichiri looked up at his lover and smirked.

"Enjoying yourself, no da?"

"Hai very much. Ya gonna keep goin'?"

Chichiri continued to smirk.

"Maybe..or I might just let you suffer, no da."

Chichiri started to get up when Tasuki pulled him down.

"Ya know, ya should really finish what you start."

Chichiri laughed.

"Should I now, no da?"

Tasuki smirked.

"Hai, ya should."

Chichiri leaned down and kissed Tasuki. Tasuki deepened the kiss and removed Chichiri's shirt. Chichiri broke the kiss again and spoke.

"I think we'd be more comfortable in the bed, don't you, no da?"

"Hai.but."

Tasuki positioned himself and picked up Chichiri.

" 'm gonna be on top."

Chichiri shook his head. Once they reached the bedroom Chichiri got down from Tasuki's arms and pinned his lover down to the bed.

"You've had your fun many times before, no da. It's my turn now, no da."

Chichiri kissed Tasuki deeply and started to remove his pants. Tasuki moaned as Chichiri moved himself downward. And then..Chichiri screwed Tasuki senseless! ^^ (a/n: Told ya it was Almost a lemon ^^) Afterwards.

"Oi Chiri that was great! Ya should be like that more often."

Chichiri sunk into Tasuki's arms exhausted.

"daaa.."

Tasuki chuckled as Chichiri fell into a deep sleep.

"hehe jus' like th' first time."

He wrapped his arms around his lover and fell asleep. The next morning Tasuki woke up with a fever. He started to move when Chichiri woke up and saw his lover flushed. He put a hand on Tasuki's forehead.

"Tasuki-chan, no da! You're burning up! You must of caught what I had, no da! Oh no!!"

Chichiri got up and went into the kitchen to find the medicine. Tasuki stayed in the bed groaning. Not only did he have a fever but he was sore too!

"Gods Chiri was great."

"That would be because of my doing.."

Tasuki jumped.

"What th' fuck?!"

Tasuki turned his head to see who was speaking and saw non other than the pink elephant.

"Oh. Shit."

The end.?

Kit: Or is it?? Want another chapter? A sequel? Review and tell me! I'll see what my muses and I can come up with! ^.~

Neko: *smirks* Nice job.especially the lime. But you really should of gone lemon.

Kit: *blushes* S-Shut up!

Muse: She's right ya know. Lemons are good!

Kagami: Your just agreeing 'cause you get laid by Mizu all the time..

Muse: *blushes*

Kit: *ahem* Anyways..please review! I hope ya'll enjoyed this! I wrote it late last night...I'm very tired.but anything for my reviewers! ^^ Ja~