Happy Birthday

By: the female apophis

Disclaimer: I don't own them, wish I did, but I don't. So don't sue me. This story is purely for the entertainment of the fans.

Spoilers: Not this time, sorry folks

Rating: PG-13

Archive: Sure, just ask me.

Pairings: S/J

Type: Romance

Summary: My first attempt at a drabble. Hope you guys like it. R&R!

A/N: I got bored and decided to try this out. Hope you guys like it, and as always plz r&r.

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I don't know what possessed me to go back to my office, but I did. I'm glad I did now.

Sitting there on my desk were two envelopes. Both were marked 'Happy Birthday Colonel' on them. I open the one on top first and read the letter inside. It says I can have a relationship with Sam. Sweet.

The next one catches me off guard. It's a picture of Sam standing there in some sort of skimpy red lingerie thing. She's holding a rose and has a huge grin on her face. Under the picture it simply states 'Happy B-day Jack. Come on home to me.'

I do just that.

~fin~

It had 107 words in it. I tried to get it under a hundred, but I just didn't quite make it. I hope you guys liked it anyway. Review because I need it to live.

"I hope your boxer shorts consume your testicles!"-Jayson Clark (a friend of mine)