Zelgadiss ½
Disclaimer: None of the Slayers characters, nor the Ranma ½ characters belong to me. I wrote this fanfic for fun and no other reason. Sit back, relax, and enjoy my insanity! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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It had been about a year since the defeat of Darkstar. The lonely chimera, Zelgadiss Graywords had been continuing on his search for a cure, but had come up with little success. He now found himself in a place he had never seen before. A large sign that was held above the road by two tall poles informed him that this place was called Jusenkyo. He passed under the sign, and looked around at the scenery. There were many springs of water scattered throughout the area. The springs had several bamboo poles sticking out of them. There were no other people anywhere, much to Zelgadiss's relief. He cast a levitation spell and flew up on to the tallest one, to look around.
His cape flapped in the gentle breeze, drawing attention from his bizarre, but nonetheless cool appearance. Most of his clothing was pale brown, providing quite the contrast with his blue skin. It may not have been so bad if his skin was a smooth blue, but oddly shaped lumps of rock protruded from various places on his body. The breeze blew his sharp lavender colored hair across his face. He reached up, and brushed several of the wire like strands out of his blue eyes. Everything seemed so quiet here in Jusenkyo. For a very brief moment, he closed his eyes and thought of the time when he had been human.
"AIYAAAA!!!!!!" An unfamiliar voice shrieked. Zelgadiss opened his eyes and looked down to see a short and rather fat man wearing a tour guide's uniform running in this direction. He stopped to catch his breath at the edge of a spring, then yelled,
"Please sir, come down! It be very bad if you fall in spring!"
"Bad? How so?" Zelgadiss was curious about this. If normal people thought it was a bad thing, it could be just what he needed to cure himself.
"Jusenkyo have over 100 springs! Each with own tragic legend!" He gasped for air again. "Whoever fall in spring take body of who or what ever drown there!"
"Is there a human spring?" Zelgadiss was beginning to get excited. In his excitement, he could feel himself losing balance. His effort to right himself without aid of magic was literally his downfall. He fell off the pole, landing squarely in a spring below him.
"AIYAAAA!!!!!!" The guide screamed again. "This very bad!"
"Why? I feel fine." Zelgadiss was quite relieved that the spring hadn't been any deeper. After all, he would sink like a stone in water. He paused for a moment, looking down at himself in the water. For some reason, he looked a little bit strange... Even for a chimera. His chest seemed much larger and more round then it had been before.
"I'm a WOMAN?!!"
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