Snape Has Potter-Sized Problems
Snape strode down the corridor
His anger in full swing
He hung a left and walked upstairs
Towards the dark East Wing
Where he walked, his cape swished past
In ultra-billow mode
He turned right and stopped his pace
In front of his humble abode
He spoke the password, stepped inside
And where no one could peer
He bawled out his eyes, and sank to his knees
Like someone facing their worst fear
He cursed as he wept, and he screamed to the sky
"I hate that evil Potter!
Too long has his innocence tempted me!
No man alive is hotter!"
His thoughts strayed to Lord Voldemort
And he condemned his luck
Death Eater meetings and burning Dark Marks
Who really gives a fuck?
He couldn't have Harry was all that mattered
And even if he tried
The little Potter loathed him
And would committ suicide
Snape wiped his tears and straightened his robes
Vowing as he did
If he couldn't have Harry Potter
He'd bang that Weasley kid
Snape strode down the corridor
His anger in full swing
He hung a left and walked upstairs
Towards the dark East Wing
Where he walked, his cape swished past
In ultra-billow mode
He turned right and stopped his pace
In front of his humble abode
He spoke the password, stepped inside
And where no one could peer
He bawled out his eyes, and sank to his knees
Like someone facing their worst fear
He cursed as he wept, and he screamed to the sky
"I hate that evil Potter!
Too long has his innocence tempted me!
No man alive is hotter!"
His thoughts strayed to Lord Voldemort
And he condemned his luck
Death Eater meetings and burning Dark Marks
Who really gives a fuck?
He couldn't have Harry was all that mattered
And even if he tried
The little Potter loathed him
And would committ suicide
Snape wiped his tears and straightened his robes
Vowing as he did
If he couldn't have Harry Potter
He'd bang that Weasley kid
