A/N: Someone asked, so I gave.

Limericks About Hermione

There once was a girl named Mione
Who feared her appearance was homely
So she straightened her hair, and shortened her teeth
And dieted til she was bony (something I in no way approve of)

Hermione was reading a book
It was about Peregrin Took
When LOTR came out, she gave a huge shout
And just HAD to go take a look

Her wand she frequently used
Though it left her feeling a bit bruised
"MY GOD I can see! More info for me!
It does spells too!" she mused

She never was late to class
With the teacher who had a great ass
She always peeked at Remus's seat
Wishing that he'd make a pass

One day she wanted more money
So she let herself out as a honey
She dressed like a whore and got Dumbledore
Now everyone, isn't that funny? ("NO! It's sick!!" I hear you screaming)

Mione was a good girl
For her, school went by in a whirl
A thousand boys faces, all at different bases
But only one she had given her pearl